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anama-cara · 2 months
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just some more Kaz quotes because I'm obsessed
If you can't beat the odds, change the game.
"I don't hold a grudge. I cradle it. I coddle it. I feed it fine cuts of meat and send it to the best schools."
When backed into a corner, you cut a hole in the roof.
"Fate has plans for us all," Inej said quietly. "And sometimes fate needs a little assistance."
It was a smile he thought he might die to earn again.
"Suffering is like anything else. Live with it long enough, you learn to like the taste."
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barrel-crow-n · 4 months
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One of my fav parts about Kaz is that he's such an arrogant piece of shit but he deserves to be. He's one of the best thieves in the world (I mean come on, he broke into the Ice Court, stole a DeKappel from a very secured area, pickpocketed the King of the Barrel without Pekka noticing etc.), is one of the most infamous and wanted criminals in Ketterdam (he was soo fucking proud of the price on his head been 100,000, more than everyone elses) he's one of the most feared barrel bosses, he's rich as fuck, he's got a diehard gang, and that's not to mention his insane reputation (of being a ruthless, cutthroat monster that some people think is an actual demon). Hell, he's friends with the literal King of Ravka who is consistently employing his help (in KoS duology Nikolai says that he learnt how to pick locks from a master thief in Ketterdam, aka Kaz, plus Kaz helps him steal titanium from Rentveer. And in CK they worked together at the auction ofc) All this at 17/18. He has a right to be a cocky piece of shit.
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savethegrishaverse · 4 months
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(credits to @butyoureyessaidyes for the accurate meme)
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miss-fabrikator · 9 months
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Kaz: I'm not creepy.  Kaz: I'm petty.  Kaz: There's a difference, ya' know. 
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agent-tempest · 5 months
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Kaz and his little smirk. 'Brick by brick' is what is going in his head
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Father! Kaz Brekker x gn! Reader - One for the barrel
A/n: Once again, do not read the request if you don't want the fic to be spoiled! Also I used my Oc's from my Claws fic, you don't have to read it (it's not connected lol) but it does introduce the characters well!
Request (by anon): Could you do another father Kaz x child reader where they are the 3rd and forgotten child. Maybe the reader sneaks out a lot cause of teen rebellious years in hopes of Kaz noticing them (maybe inej is out with one kid again and Kaz has the second kid for the crow club). In reality Kaz knows the reader sneaks out and always stays up to ensure they are home safe.
Maybe angst of someone following the reader home (your choice as to whether reader knows or oblivious) and Kaz hears the two footsteps and Kaz sorts it in his own way. Fluff at the end of course
sorry for it being so long 😂 I loved Claws so much and it fit the characters so well.
Warning: death, killing, swearing, gangs, I think that's it? You have been warned!
The three P's:
[Pronouns used: you/your] [Pov: 2nd person] [Pairing: (parental) kaz x reader, (parental) inej x reader, (platonic) sister oc x reader, (platonic) brother oc x reader]
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Kaz knew his children like he knew money.
Jordie is a business man through and through, he was always interested in taking over the Crow Club since he was a little boy. Numbers came to him like the flick of hat, and although it took time, Jordie had always been destined for the Crow Club. Then there is Allea, who's acrobatic tricks neared the perfection of her mother's, and when she was born she was wailing like the sea. Kaz knew that Allea's feet would almost always want a rocking platform underneath her feet.
Then there's you.
You weren't like your brother and sister, in Kaz's eyes you weren't the best at the books, nor Inej's acrobatic moves. That did not mean you were terrible, you were probably better than most people could ever hope to be, you just weren't what they expected you to be.
Maybe Kaz should have known that would've happened, you were the unexpected child originally as he and Inej did not want more children, you just didn't fit. Although you continued to surprise him everyday, and Kaz absolutely adored you for it.
He always wished you could see it, Kaz might've not been the best at showing his feeling but for the first time he wished you could have seen how proud he was of you for surprising him.
He's just disappointed with how you're surprising him this time.
You were sneaking out every night, without telling anyone where you were going nor why, and as far as Kaz was concerned it was an idiotic violation of your own safety.
But he never said a thing, he could sense how you felt, how lost you've been for a while and he knew you were just trying to find your way. So instead of telling you off, every night he would stay up and pray to his Wife's saints as you go off into the night. He would've tried to follow you but you seemed to disappear without a trace, and the fact that he couldn't hear your footsteps made it nearly impossible. It was a unique talent that your siblings did not possess, it made him think of your mother. Though like how he could sense Inej's presence he could sense yours.
Therefore when he heard footsteps instead of just sensing your presence he knew something was entirely wrong.
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You were walking back from the Slat without a smile or any emotion at all on your face.
You were being followed, of course you were aware of the idiot Razor Gull attempting to stalk you.
You were nearly to your house when you decided it was time to act, you were bored with this "spy" technique.
Abruptly, completely out of no where you flicked out a knife and threw it with exact precision at the Razor Gull's stomach.
They cried out in pain and clawed at their stomach, before deciding they should probably try to defend themself and pulled out a knife of their own dagger.
"They're coming Y/n Brekker-" They started.
"Actually," You smirked. "It's Y/n Ghafa-Brekker."
Quickly, you pulled out a sliver gun with a crow on the barrel and shot the opposing gang member in the head.
That'll ought to teach the assholes to mind their own goddamn business.
"Y/n?" A shocked, gruff voice came from behind you.
You turned around to see your dad, Kaz Brekker himself standing before you with a shocked and furious face.
"Motherfucker."
Kaz was certainly a mess, he was pacing the house while giving you a lecture.
"You can't be apart of the Dregs! Inej and I have extensively kept you guys away from the barrel." He growled while running an hand through his hair. "How the hell did you manage to just do exactly that!" He yelled.
You rolled your eyes as you fiddled with the handcuffs that were around your one wrist and the other clasped around the chair you are currently sitting on. Your dad had handcuffed you to the chair in a panic so you won't "run away."
"I'm actually the leader of the Dregs." You shrugged indifferently and stood up as the handcuffs dropped to the floor.
Apparently you also had your father's lock picking skills as well, Kaz was wondering how much you truly were like him and Inej. You did certainly remind him of the two of them when they were younger.
"And what did you expect dad?" You giggle a bit.
"One child for the land, one for the ocean, now one for the barrel."
Kaz sighs and dragged his hands over his face.
"Your mother's going to fucking kill me!"
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alcanceresss · 1 month
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I’m obsessed with him
It looks so clean but I can see the crawling, crawling creatures
Suspended in solution, no, no, there’s no solution…
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lunaahmed · 1 year
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i finished episode 6 of shadow and bones season 2 yesterday and while watching inej have the poison induced hallucination, i suddenly got reminded of this particular scene in crooked kingdom and went back to read it.
when this gets adapted to screen TRUST ME I’LL LOOSE MY SHIT AND GO ABSOLUTELY FERAL ISTG
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renegadesstuff · 8 months
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Season 1 ⚡️ Season 2 🔥
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freddycartr · 1 year
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if kaz went that fucking hard after pekka because he owned inej, i cannot fucking wait to see when he goes and takes a piece of pekka’s hide
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laraaevans · 1 year
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Freddy Carter outdid himself in Shadow and Bone season 2. It might have been a fanfiction dumpster fire with messy plot lines, but Kaz owned it.
“I’m here for the killers. People like me.”
“I finally found a weapon to end all of this. *pause* Suffering.”
“I recommend a cane.”
“I buried him. Six feet deep. He went into that box so easily. Didn’t even cry.”
“This city’s price is blood. And I am happy to pay with yours.”
“The Barrel doesn’t belong to kings. It belongs to bastards.”
“A limp. A cane. No one’s ever smart enough to look for the real one.”
“Stay. Stay in Ketterdam. Stay with me. I want you to. I want… I want… you.”
“We’re here, Inej. I want you.”
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cristalbeesnow · 7 months
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Kaz...
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articulatecrow · 1 year
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Sage, watching Kaz give Inej instruction: Saints, I would die for Kaz Brekker.
Jesper:
Wylan:
Nina: Honestly, he’d probably let you. 
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savethegrishaverse · 18 days
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heliostick · 10 months
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KAZINATOR⁉️⁉️
i couldnt continue the conversation after that, i needed to share this shit 😭
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fandom-101 · 2 years
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LEIGH'S FIRST F-BOMB!! AND IT'S KAZ!! 10-YEAR-OLD KAZ!! EVEN BETTER!!!
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