#CRACKS BACK

[emaiiyaru]

a part of me died

#coughs blood #rubs eyes #cracks back #here's your monthly posting #ok maybe i'll post more often again #no promises i might die again #Emaiiyaru's Art #genshin #genshin impact #venti #zhongli #raiden shogun #venti genshin impact #zhongli genshin impact #ei genshin impact #genshin art #genshin fanart #genshin impact art #genshin impact fanart

[sassatello]

donnie doodle for a collab!

#donatello #tmnt 2003 #tmnt 2k3 #art #tmnt #cracks back #i still got it #a dondle if u will

[druidgroves]

*plays with their genetics like sims*

ft. old man shaun

#fallout #fallout 4 #sole survivor #shaun fo4 #ch: georgia tate #ch: nathan tate #rae.psd #WIPES SWEAT FROM BROW #CRACKS BACK #i fuckin buckled down for this one #i’m suuuuuper happy w/ how shaun came out #his younger version at least.

[bisexualvader]

what my notifs look like currently

#the boop wars.... sending loving boops back from my main blog <3 #boop #april fool's day #april fools #star wars #sw memes #sw crack #star wars shitpost #anakin skywalker #obi wan kenobi #aaphra's stuff

[carlyraejepsans]

sans undertale would not make i fucked your wife jokes. people want to make jokes about sans fucking asgore's wife but sans the character would NOT do that r you kidding me. you can cut the secondhand embarrassment with a knife every time they're in the same room together, sans likes the guy, i bet he feels genuinely kinda bad for asgore. he'd be like sorry about the dating your ex wife thing. to be fair she's a really cool ex wife. and asgore would be like (rescue shelter dog sigh) She is.

#i do think he would keep things polite but distant in the early days post pacifist because tori doesn't want anything to do with him #but after some time passes and they became tentative friends he probably like. asks him to manage the grill at the cookout together #gifts him a HUGE sized pair of socks right back for that other time #cracks some jokes. like they seemed to be on pretty good terms in the game #undertale #sans #asgore #soriel

[noose-lion]

Dazai gets floor time and Chuuya gets ceiling time. We call that balance.

#bsd #my stuff #screaming into the void #and the void screams back #bungou stray dogs #bungou gay dogs #soukoku #bsd dazai #dazai osamu #bsd chuuya #chuuya nakahara #bsd headcanon #bsd crack #bsd analysis #jester thinks

[strawlessandbraless]

Possessive Castiel with a marking kink makes me feral

#marked his brothers vessel no less #cas rebuilt Dean to be his own man. not Michael’s #dean asking cas to put the handprint back while they’re having sex is my favorite headcanon #destiel #castiel #spn #supernatural #dean winchester #deancas #misha collins #jensen ackles #spn crack #handprint #hand print #cockles #spn 4x01 #4x01 #6x03 #spn 6x03 #spn 15x18 #15x18 #marking kink #gay #dean posting #cas posting #casposting #deanposting #my writing

[strange-birb]

Jason and dick are helping Tim with his screaming :)

#batfamily #batfam #angst #fluff #jason todd #the batfamily #batbros #batfam crack #secret band au #red hood #red hood fluff #tim drake fluff #dc fanart #dick grayson imagine #jason todd secret band au #Gothams finest rejects #crack fic #Roy and cass in the back #sorry for doing Steph dirty in this one :/

[zephyrchama]

Diavolo really just wants to have some fun and makes all of these constant events at RAD as means to goof off. He wouldn't be able to do this without MC though.

"We're having a relay race tomorrow!" Diavolo announces.

The brothers stare at him in unimpressed silence. Nobody really feels up for it. They've got better things to do than stay at school and get sweaty in yet another of Diavolo's whimsical sports festivals.

"We're having a relay race tomorrow and MC is the baton," Diavolo announces.

Morale soars through the roof.

---

"Barbatos, we need fireworks."

"Young Master, the student council has already used up this month's allotted budget. Can this not wait until next month?"

"MC says this is reminiscent of human world festivities that only happen once a year. It's time sensitive. It can only be celebrated this week, or else it's not the same."

There's a long silence as the two stare at each other, until Barbatos says, "I will ask the newspaper club if we can requisition some of their funds."

---

Diavolo strolls into Purgatory Hall with a smile and news that "we're having a bake-off next week!"

"Didn't we just have one yesterday?" Luke asks. "Our pantry is still full of leftover cookies."

"We did, indeed. But that was a macaron bake-off. This will be a macaroon bake-off!"

Simeon looks serious as he asks "will MC be the judge again?"

Diavolo nods and the Purgatory hall members collectively get up to start researching recipes.

Gottem.

#im back from the con! #obey me #obey me! #obey me scenarios #obey me headcanon #omswd #obey me x mc #obey me crack #obey me shall we date #obey me diavolo

[zivazivc]

this came to me in a dream

Floyd's emo ass and a techno troll could make scene kids...! Do you see my vision??? . . . Ravin is Happy Hardcore and Eddy M is Synth-Pop, that's how troll genetics work, right?

anyway...

i don't think floyd leads a proud life

#this is meant as crack but you know he booked from there like no tomorrow #just being honest #trolls #dreamworks trolls #trolls 3 #trolls band together #trolls floyd #techno trolls #my art #trolls oc #ravin #eddy m #someone pat me on the back because of the names #scene #scenecore #the only acceptable way for scene trolls to be conceived is with the help of drugs lmao #i completely redid ravin's hair like 4 times to get it right... #anyway #you can't convince me that floyd left to go peruse a solo career at the age of what 13? and didn't get at least a little fucked up #you can't tell me a kid musician traveling alone with his gay little earring wouldn't attract people with bad intentions #anyway. #eye strain #neon colors #happy hardcore #S3RL #synth-pop #Breathe Carolina #i feel like i should tag this mpreg... but i don't wanna #ex bandmates

[bizarrelittlemew]

bro <3

#back on my bullshit = high quality shitposting #ofmd tumblr text posts #ofmd x tumblr #incorrect quotes #ofmd #ofmd s2 #ofmd s2 spoilers #ofmd 2x1 #our flag means death #tumblr screenshot #ofmd crack

[maireyart]

"But I..." starts Obito. "Zip it," Kakashi wills Obito's mouth to shut. "Now go." I love how the fandom has gotten excited about Kakashi edo-tenseing Obito! ❤️ While everybody's discussing the possible sick angst of it (and a bit of fun, too), my brain has supplied some outright crack..... I'm incorrigible xD Thank you @malifiquemakes @hairybeardtongue @cool-thymus and @badninken for the new brainrot 🤭

#he just needs his fine literature back #normal ppl: hang out with each other #kakashi: resurrects a zombie #white-haired obito #obito #uchiha obito #kakashi #hatake kakashi #rokudaime #post-canon #edo tensei obito #kakaobi #obikaka #kkob #obkk #if you squint #crack #comedy #narutoart #comic

[cinnamostar]

skz random texts !

cw : cursing, jokes abt mental illness/female anatomy/diseases, gender neutral except for first ss

these are based off ss ive seen online or my own conversations w friends ! lmk if you guys like these!

note: i currently am not taking requests :’) this was just for fun!!!

#Idk if this will be a regular thing on my blog but I wanted to try it out!! #i did these back in the day for bts LOL #let #me know. if u guys enjoy this heheheheh #cinnatexts #skz fake texts #skz smau #skz x reader #stray kids smau #stray kids fake texts #skz texts #stray kids text #stray kids x reader #skz crack #skz fic #stray kids scenarios #stray kids imagines #stray kids crack #skz imagines #skz scenarios

[pinkiepiehole]

Gotta say, really love the little touch in the newest Barbie trailer where Barbie jumps back from the cold shower water even though there isn't any water

Because the water's pretend

Because the Barbie dream house doesn't actually have running water

#pinkie posts #barbie #barbie movie #barbie 2023 #margot robbie #at least I'm 99% certain that's what's happening #since she's clearly looking up at the showerhead as though water is coming out before jumping back #because in her world everything is pretend #and because of that everything is perfect and why would you imagine anything as imperfect? #really showing the existential cracks and imperfect thoughts that are starting to appear in her mind

[crow-n-tell]

Welcome to part 2!

So I was going to do a previous / next thing for navigation - but! you cannot edit posts with polls! therefore I will now be linking the Tiding Over Masterpost and telling you what part this is.

#my art #mermaid au #mermay #jellyfish!sun #the daycare attendant #kraken!moon #tiding over #dca fnaf #dca x reader #dca x y/n #mermaid dca #dca comic #MY NECK #MY BACk #GOD I WISH I COULD CRACk (them) #I know theres the whole #no pain no gain thing bUT OW

[forecast0ctopus]

i just think they shouldve gotten ONE hug where they werent enchanted or like. dying

#sick and twisted is what it is. just one theres 65 eps there was sooo much room. like two seconds max needed. #gwaine had the right idea. actually giving hugs. legend #bbc merlin #merlin #merlin fanart #arthur pendragon #bbc merlin fanart #merlin art #bbc merlin art #the adventures of merlin #arthur pendragon fanart #merthur #merthur art #his back probably cracked GOOD #i’m choosing to say merlin’s pale ass hand is bc lack of circulation. no other reason