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I just think it would be funny if Wukong (and in extension Mac) couldn't eat chocolate without being deathly ill but he just does it anyway because it's not like he can die.

#and of course mk actually can eat chocolate and only get a mild stomach ache #mac does it convulses dies for a minute and just sits back up like nothing happened #lmk #lmk crack #lmk headcanon #lego monkie kid #lmk wukong #lmk macaque #lmk mk #jester thinks

[noose-lion]

SCREAMING ABOUT THE WAY CYBERTRON IN TRANSFORMERS ONE ALMOST PERFECTLY MATCHES HOW I USED TO PICTURE AND DESCRIBE IT IN MY FANFICTIONS.

I AM WINNING.

#transformers one #transformers #maccadam #maccadams #jesters privilege #jester's ramblings #jester lore

[noose-lion]

I apologize in advance for the person I will become when Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes, Transformers One, and Deadpool 3 release.

#planet of the apes #kingdom of the planet of the apes #transformers #transformers one #deadpool #deadpool 3 #jester's ramblings #jesters privilege #jester lore

[noose-lion]

So autistic I can't even emote correctly with emojis.

#autism #autistic experiences #jester lore #jester's ramblings #jesters privilege

[noose-lion]

GUESSSS WHOS COUSIN IS GIFTING HIM AN IPAD AND AN APPLE PEN?!

THAT'S FUCKING RIGHT DEARIE.

MINE!!! MAWHAHHAHA

I'ma be unstoppable.

#winning at life right now #:3 #jester lore #jester's ramblings #jesters privilege

[noose-lion]

Bro bout to regret this prank 😶

#ALL THE DETAILS MAKE THIS INFINITELY FUNNIER #lmk #dammit shit fuck me you goddamb motherfucking bastard son of a bitch cockducking cunt #<- good art tag

[noose-lion]

I have so many asks in my inbox... I need to get on that

#i love the asks of course #but im so behind

[noose-lion]

It's been a few days. I'm back. Was out of town. Applied for a job as a cook at a summer camp. Pray I get that job.

#job #i get boarding so its a plus #and i have a childhood friend that works there #jester lore #jesters privilege #jester's ramblings

[noose-lion]

Lmk is funny to me, because it takes the ridiculously over-powered character, Sun Wukong, and then gives him every reason possible to not be that.

Most of all, his unspoken desire to not let his student see the "real him".

Because it's not that he isn't still just as endlessly powerful (except for a few narrative driven exceptions), but that he is actively holding back. He is a changed man so to speak, and he'd like everyone to stop bringing up his past, 'monstrous' self, please and thank you.

It's fascinating really, how well a 10 minute per episode children's series (made to sell legos) so nonchalantly explores the inescapable truth of one's past, and in extension: the haunting reality of outliving all your friends and very little of your enemies.

#lmk #lego monkie kid #lmk sun wukong #lmk monkey king #monkey king #sun wukong #lmk analysis #jester thinks

[noose-lion]

Bought an iPad for digital art only for Walmart to cancel my order. FUCK MY LIFE!!!

#jester lore #artist problems #jester's ramblings #jesters privilege #college shenanigans

[noose-lion]

I strike when most unexpected

This was about the booping. How did it feel to be absolutely crushed by my superior button spamming skills?

I have so many asks to answer.

#asks #boop o meter #mutual asks

[noose-lion]

really recommend getting a partner with a different religion than you and very little knowledge of your religion because the opportunities for explaining things to each other are just exquisite

#im gonna be quoting 'did Jesus not fuck?' for weeks now #and uhhh depends on who you ask #lmao

[noose-lion]

WIP Tag Game

Tagged by @sensitiveheartless

RULES: make a new post with the names of all the files in your WIP folder, regardless of how non-descriptive or ridiculous. Let people send you an ask with the title that most intrigues them, and then post a little snippet or tell them something about it! and then tag as many people as you have WIPs.

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I have so many wips, the list is random and in no particular order:

The Drug In You Is Me

Monkey See, Monkey Do

my songs know what you did in the dark

Playing House

half-time soulmate, full-time problem (so hold me like a grudge)

they say there is more to love than a meal

Good Dogs Don't Bite

The Queen Of Flower Fruit Mountain

Selkie Dazai (untitled)

cry a little, cry a lot

skk x kunikida (untitled)

werewolf/vampire skk (untitled)

skksig (untitled)

beast!chuuya but regular dazai (untitled)

Undercover skk (untitled)

Port mafia boss chuuya??? (untitled)

Blood, Snow, and Broken Bone

Everything, Everywhere, All At Once

15 skk vs 22 skk (untitled)

The Package

Ugly Duckling

pillar akaza au (untitled)

dad akaza au (untitled)

Bait Dog

called for war, received a slaughter

book and god au skk (untitled)

The Fox and The Sheepdog

There is no way in HELL I can tag as many people as I have wips

#wip ask game #bsd #fanfiction #soukoku #lmk #shadowpeach #kny #rengoku x akaza #those are just what the different wips are for #its mostly skk though #with some #kuniskk #and #sigskk #too #so yeah #jester's scripture

[noose-lion]

A few Dazais as a few eevees.

#day after reblog

[noose-lion]

Dazai gets floor time and Chuuya gets ceiling time. We call that balance.

#bsd #my stuff #screaming into the void #and the void screams back #bungou stray dogs #bungou gay dogs #soukoku #bsd dazai #dazai osamu #bsd chuuya #chuuya nakahara #bsd headcanon #bsd crack #bsd analysis #jester thinks

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Pt2 (no shadows~)

Anyone wanna see my eclipse pictures? (I didn't get any when it was in full totality, too cloudy).

#eclipse #2024 north american eclipse #idk if that's correct but i think it it #eclipse 2024 #jester lore #jester's ramblings #jesters privilege #college shenanigans #pictures

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Pt1

Anyone wanna see my eclipse pictures? (I didn't get any when it was in full totality, too cloudy).

#eclipse #2024 north american eclipse #idk if that's correct but i think it it #eclipse 2024 #jester lore #jester's ramblings #jesters privilege #college shenanigans #pictures