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the-bad-batch-baroness · 11 months
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How would the 501st boys react to their S/O asking them to hold their bag???
Rex: "This... is fine."
Tup: "OMG, a new accessory."
Hardcase: *swinging it around like a weapon*
Jesse: "I'm going to put your bag in my bag so I don't have to carry two bags."
Echo: "Of course l will carry your bag for you."
Kix: "What's one more bag to lug around."
Fives: "Does it contain snacks?"
Dogma: *holding it as far away as possible because it may contain cooties*
-BONUS-
Cody: "I was born for fashion, baby."
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trylynarie · 9 months
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Hardcase: bro
Jesse: what bro?
Hardcase: Dooku is a vampire
Jesse: how?
Hardcase: THINK!!! Count Dooku…
Jesse: 👁️👄👁️ Count Dracula 🧛‍♂️
Rex on their next mission: can someone please explain why you are all wearing garlic?
Kix: simple safety precaution, Sir.
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drafthorsemath · 11 months
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Incorrect Clone Quotes (featuring things I've said to my horse)
Jesse: Nice boots
Echo: If I fall into the turtle pond please call for help
Rex: Oh God I'm so tired
Kix: This better be laziness and not a new injury
Tup: Put me down gently, please
Fives: This big boy likes being petted
Dogma: I'm gonna hide behind you so I don't have to talk to people
Hardcase: This is why I wanted to ride you
Fox: We're getting more gray every day
Wolffe: (sighing loudly) Why are people here all the time wanting things from me
Gregor: (finding a bag of Stud Muffins) Ooooh everybody loves these. I'd even eat one.
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littlemissmanga · 7 months
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I just need opinions on how you think any of the 501st men or Clone-Force 99 would handle chronic pain, something like migraines maybe, in their partner? I love all your work btw it's really incredible 🩵🩵🩵
Aw, thank you, Nonnie!
So this is something I think about a lot as I have a fucked up back. Fortunately, I have a really good group of drs so I've been able to go longer and longer without a flair up, but when I'm incapacitated on my couch, thinking of how these guys would react brings me so much comfort.
I think most of the boys would be really understanding and helpful. But let's get into it! HCs below the cut :)
Hunter may be able to sense acutely when you have a bad day before you even notice the symptoms (those heightened senses strike me like the way medical alert dogs can sense a seizure coming on in their human). His first instinct is to hold you against him, but he holds off until he ensures you are in the most comfortable place, your environment is perfect for what you need, and you have any medication needed. Then he'll wrap around you and do what he can to make you feel better. IDK why, but I feel like he'd gently hum a little tune as he holds you, literally trying anything and everything to soothe you. If he can't take away the physical pain, he can make damn sure you feel cared for.
Wrecker is also someone who's gonna try and cuddle you through an episode. If that's something that helps you, you'll be in heaven. He'll literally make a nest for you and bring you all the snacks. If your condition comes with muscle pain, he'll give you the most gentle and soothing massage. He will get that sad look in his eyes, though. Personally, I like seeing my partner care but I know some people don't like to feel pitied so if that's you, you may need to have a conversation with him. Similarly, if physical contact isn't helpful for you, you'll have to let him down gently. Best to give him something else to do - like help with the responsibilities you can't do - because Wrecker really doesn't like feeling as if he can't help.
Tech is going to learn everything about your condition itself. And I mean everything. He'll become the (secret) preeminent expert on your condition if he has to - and he'll very much believe he has to because frankly he doesn't trust previous doctors who told you this was just a condition you'll have to live with. You have to have a few talks with him that his insistence on trying new approaches to "cures" isn't helpful when you're having a flair up, and that while you love the intention behind it, you need him to either help you in the moment or leave it to you. That sobers him up a bit. But he mostly just puts the "cure" search on the backburner and focuses more on finding the optimal remedies for your symptoms in the moment. He won't really cuddle with you unless you expressly ask but he absolutely will bring his datapad into the room and research/work by your bedside so he can monitor your progress. He'll wake you every few hours to give you more medicine and make sure you stay hydrated.
Echo also studies up on your condition, but unlike Tech, he only cares about remedies. He'll run his findings by Tech, but generally trusts the literature regarding mitigating symptoms. If you find something that works better than other remedies, he's a stickler about making sure you have access to that remedy at all times. He's a big believer in being prepared. He may have some small treats for you, but he'd prefer to have nutritionally balanced food for you during a flair up to give your body everything it needs to get through this and recover. He usually doesn't cuddle with you, preferring to give you the space you need to settle in and recover. But he will be touching you constantly - caressing your head or arm - and talking softly with you if you're up for it.
Crosshair doesn't like admitting your condition scares him. You've explained it's not fatal or anything but it does cause you pain on the regular. And he doesn't like how matter of fact you are when you tell him you experience pain strong enough to put you out of commission with enough regularity that you have a plan for what to do when it happens. He knows you're not a complainer and you tend to push yourself, so for something to knock you out means it's serious. He feels useless and weak at not being able to help in what he feels is a meaningful way.
At first, he'll pull away, selfishly hiding from the sight of you in pain because he doesn't want to confront it. But if he does see you struggling or if he hears you in pain/call his name, he'll be right at your side. You need him. You asked for him. He won't leave you alone again. It'll take him a bit to figure out little tricks to helping you/making you feel better, but eventually he'll get into a rhythm. And woe be to anyone who crosses your path if you have a flair up in public - Crosshair is very much a shoot/punch first ask if they were a threat to you (in act or attitude) later.
501st Boys
Jesse, and Fives are going to learn all they can about the best way to make you feel better not through research but literally by quizzing you. They try asking the first time they see you in an acute flair up and realize those questions will have to wait until you're feeling a little better. And by quiz, I mean these guys prove why ARCs are made different. They'll get down into the minute details. The next time you feel your pain coming on, they'll make sure the environment is perfect for you to rest - as dark and quiet as you need, with all the water and snacks you could possibly want. And they'll totally give you snacks you want that'll make you feel better emotionally more than good for you snacks. If they can stay, they'll bring you bring you fresh, cool towels to drape over your forehead or ice packs/heating packs for your muscles every 30 minutes. Both feel like failures when they have to leave you during an episode.
Between the two, Jesse definitely relies on his humor and tries to keep you talking (if it doesn't hurt you more) to get you through this, and you love that he treats you like normal, that there's no pity in his eyes. But for Fives, this is a situation where he actually gets quiet, lowering his energy to give you the space to rest up.
Kix is, like Tech, going to do all the research. Unlike Tech, Kix has access to military-grade medical facilities. And he WILL use them to get a thorough understanding not just of your condition, but how your body handles the condition. He hates to see you in pain, and it's a negotiation with him as to how much medication you want/need as if Kix had his way, he'd just stick you in a bacta tank each flair up to minimize your pain and any damage ... which obviously isn't practical. Also, there's no "Maybe I can push through it, this flair up feels manageable." The moment Kix knows you're feeling symptoms, you're in the medbay. You'll also find the smallest of treats next to your bed when you wake up.
Dogma similarly, tolerates no negotiation. Sure, you've been dealing with your condition for a while, but if you're not following dr.'s or Kix's orders to the letter, he will make you. I feel like Dogma is incredibly passionate and feels deeply, and he will not risk your health or well being, even if you ask him to just trust you. Eventually, you need a mediation with Kix so Dogma gives you a little room to breathe. Like Wrecker, it helps to give Dogma things to do while you have a flair up so he feels like he's helping. He'll bring you everything you need and then go tidy up your living space or do your paperwork on your behalf or just general errands you need to run. Acts of service is his love language anyway, so this is a system that works really well for you both.
Rex hates that he can't always be with you during a flair up. He literally has a list of people you can call (in order of those he trusts the most to take care of you) if you need assistance. But you've come up with a code to message to his datapad in case he can't be there. If he gets your message, he'll excuse himself as quickly as possible to call you and just talk you through the worst of your flair up and ask if you need someone to be with you.
If he can be there, you won't find a more attentive and gentle person to nurse you through. He'll make sure you're settled and have everything you need and he'll talk you through it until you fall asleep. Then, he'll straighten up your living space and make some food for you for when you wake up. When you do, he'll give you a small portion to start with and hold you against him when you're done.
Tup will run you the most perfect bath ever. Water at the perfect temperature, no harsh smells in case that makes things worse. He helps you get settled then starts helping you wash. And by helping I mean he refuses to let you do anything for yourself. Getting your hair washed by Tup is a spiritual experience and something that, even if your pain persists, reenergizes your soul. He'll dry you gently with the fluffiest towels and then settles you in your room with all your comforts. He's another who will sit by your side until you feel better and he'll cuddle on request if it won't hurt you more.
I hope this is what you were looking for!!
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iamda05 · 9 months
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I love how the camera angles always make tup look like the shortest guy in the 501st he's such a cutie
Lil short guy with a teardrop and a man bun
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randomfandombullshit · 11 months
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Fellas, is it gay to-
Ahsoka: wait you and captain Rex are dating???
Anakin: no. the most important thing you need to learn in this world, more important than any of the jedi teachings, is that cuddling with the homies is not gay if you both still have socks on
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sunshinesdaydream · 10 months
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A Night at 79s -
If your favorite clones were all at 79s, what would their drink order be? What's everyone up to (dancing? drinking? brooding?)? Who gets the most drinks bought for them?
Or, if you'd prefer, what would a night out with the Trooper (of your choice) be like?
Really glad that I saved this for today! Coming up with head canons always makes me feel better. So I answered both, because I needed to talk about my Beloved Hardcase.
I did a bunch of the guys. If anyone wants others let me know!
Headcanons below the cut because this got LONG.
501st Guys
Captain Rex- Jameson and Ginger Ale – One eye on his boys while he talks to the commanders. Is interrupted by interested parties frequently. He is awkward and Wolffe ends up distracting them for him.
Fives- Mojitos and Dancing and Flirting as a team with Echo
Echo-Classic Daquiri (not the tropical frozen variety)-Dancing and Flirting as a team with Fives
Jesse-Why do I feel that this guy drinks beer? Probably a half decent one. Not bothered enough to be picky about it. Flirting and very occasional dancing.
Kix-Gin and Tonic- Holds down the table unless someone pries him away from it
Hardcase-Cycles through sweet cocktails. Along the lines of Taquila Sunrise, Mai Tai... Dancing, general running around talking to EVERYONE.
Tup- much like Hardcase he likes the sweets. Cycles through a few, not totally on purpose but because he is the one getting the most drinks bought for him. Being flirted with constantly.
Dogma-Club Soda with lime. He's the “DD” nevermind that no one has to drive. Brooding and having some people tentatively flirt with him.
Our Commanders
Commander Wolffe- Mint Julep – Broods at the “Commanders table” Glares at anyone he thinks is out of line. Very courteous to women, to the point it borders on flirting.
Commander Cody -Old Fashioned – Spends most of his time talking to Rex.
Commander Fox- Cosmos and Exhaustion. Talks to Wolffe and the others, has a few people flirt with him. Turns down dancing because he feels awkward. Ends up staring off into the middle distance actually asleep with his eyes open at the club.
The Bad Batch
Hunter-Another beer drinker. He kind of screams micro brew to me. Sits at the bar and talks to the bartender (Pre-order 66) Broods (Post-order 66)
Wrecker-”Whatever's good!” Will happily take the special. Dances and talks to people. Flirts without knowing he's flirting.
Crosshair- Bourbon on the rocks. Flirting or conversation with someone. Like a quieter more focused Wrecker, more teasing with his flirting. Post order 66 brooding, talking to a brother (batcher or reg), or simply sitting watching everything happening. He likes to have someone to sit with, but not HAVE to talk.
Tech-Moscow Mule. None he is on his datapad.
Echo (BB Era)-Has adopted Rex's Jameson and Ginger Ale choice. Usually hanging out at the bar/table. Has a few people hesitantly approach him. Depending on his mood he might indulge in some light flirting.
Bonus : My Corrie OCs Even- Sidecar -Will be watching to see if Kaija shows up, but will happily talk to anyone. Light flirting is likely.
Sharp- Bloody Mary with plenty of spice - broods/babysits Thrill.
Thrill- Margarita (he has a thing for the color green)- Mostly dancing, finding people to dance with, more dancing.
A Night at 79's with My Beloved Hardcase.
-When he sits at the table with his brothers he has you sit on his lap. More to keep him grounded than anything. Keeps him from getting up and wandering off mid conversation, helps keep him focused. Will be talking to one of his brothers while you talk with another.
-Does want to dance with you. Does not care if you or he even can dance. You are moving on the dance floor. He whisper-yells jokes and compliments in your ear on the dance floor.
-Frequently grabs your hand to pull you with him to whatever he is off to next. Back to the table, over to some guys he met from a different part of the GAR, an interesting civilian he's met before, another drink from the bar, back to dancing.
-When the club shuts down you go with everyone to an all night diner for food. Talking, and being much too loud for that time of night your tables are a haze of happiness. Eventually you start to doze on Hardcase's shoulder and he takes you home, gets you comfy and snuggles you to sleep.
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Love & Wrecker Hugs
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l3xi3luv · 10 months
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I MISS YOUR TAN SKIN, YOUR SWEET SMILE, SO GOOD TO ME, SO RIGHT. AND HOW YOU HELD ME IN YOUR ARMS THAT SEPTEMBER NIGHT, THE FIRST TIME YOU EVER SAW ME CRY.. MAYBE THIS IS WISHFUL THINKING. PROBABLY MINDLE-
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momojedi · 9 months
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501st headcanons because I’m bored pt. 2
- Rex is kinda like… the big bro/mom of the legion. He has to constantly make sure everyone stays in line and if they don’t, they’ll get their asses kicked. he mostly keeps an eye on the domino squad though, mostly because of fives.
- Fives is a troublemaker. Literally. He’s like the one kid in class who’ll constantly get into trouble and at this point, nobody even knows why anymore. Anakin approves of it though.
- Kix needs some coffee and a good slumber, give my boy a break man.
- Hardcase is mostly the reason why Kix needs slumber.
- If he could, Echo would just put a leash on Fives to hold him back whenever he’s about to get in trouble. You know, like the ones some parents use on hyperactive children? yeah, that.
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phantomcabij · 1 year
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the 501st finest (please this is the dumbest thing i've ever made)
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saggitary · 1 year
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Clone Wars Headcannons
All over the place but yeah enjoy
Ahsoka will let her men test out pick up lines before shore leave and give them tips on how to better pick up girls
Ahsoka picked up her eye rolling habit from Wolffe
Fives and Echo refer to Rex as “oh captain my captain” (Rex is very annoyed)
Clone troopers sleep better when they cuddle up with someone
Anakin has given Ahsoka and many of his men heart attacks when he randomly removes his prosthetic hand
There are painted line of the Resolutes floor near the medical bays to mark how far troopers have made it when they attempt to escape the medics
This usually ends with the medics full body tackling their vod and occasionally their Jedi
Hardcase has the furthest mark with Fives very near behind him
Much to Wolffe’s dismay young animals love to imprint of him during campaigns, he says he hates it but Sinker once saw Wolffe carrying around a baby loth cat wrapped in one of his blankets
Rex is a natural blonde due to a mutation and I will die on this hill
Fox and Wolffe have the highest spice tolerance of their batch and their brothers are very concerned for them
Based on the scene in the Umbara arc where Tup is hanging onto the gunship handle with 2 hands, he is a very nervous flier
Ahsoka noticed that Tup was a nervous flier and now tries to get on the same ships as him to help keep him calm
The 501st has different tallies up throughout the barracks for random things like ‘how many times the general loses his lightsaber’, ‘best quotes for the week’, etc
Clone troopers speak mando’a, kaminoan, and basic fluently
Rex always wins arm wrestling contests, even against Anakin
Ahsoka learned how to play sabacc from the Wolf Pack and has been banned from playing in most 501st circles because she always wins
The CCs have the ability to sleep with their eyes open and Wolffe and Fox actively chose to do so to creep everyone else out
Cody has broken his wrists and his shins from fist fighting droids but he continues to do it
Many troopers in the 501st have also attempted to fist fight droids but quickly stopped when the medics refused to treat them
Anakin has also attempted to fist fight droids and damaged his cybernetic hand enough that he had to get a new one
Ahsoka purrs when she sleeps close to other people 
Hardcase almost cried when he first heard Ahsoka purr because he thought it was cutest damn thing
Capture the flag is the 501st’s favorite down time activity
Cody has hidden drugs in Obi-Wan’s tea to make him sleep which Obi-Wan was rather offended by but continued to accept all tea given to him by his commander
Ahsoka set up a projector in the rec room and on hyper space trips she plays holomovies so her men can be ‘cultured’ 
Ahsoka is good friends with Padme and Riyo Chuchi and regularly gets together with them for girls nights
Rex has gotten a tattoo while drunk but Cody is the only one that knows about it
Ahsoka found out when her men’s birthday or decanting days are and makes sure to wish them a happy birthday
Ponds, Bly, and Fox were very confused when they received a transmission from Rex, Cody, and Wolffe’s vod’ika wishing them a happy birthday
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minnierevercez · 8 months
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Singing clones, ladies and gents
Did you guys know Temuera Morrison has recorded a cover album ? It's called Tem and it's on Youtube and I absolutely love it, his voice is so warm, and it's my go-to album when I want to chill or when I am ironing (don't ask)
And now I can't help picturing the 501st around a campfire, and they've either found or made a guitar of sorts, and they're just making up songs as they go and everyone sings along
Then one night the 212th is here too and Cody sings every single love song there is to Oblivious Obi-Wan Kenobi
Like he sings Can't take my eyes off of you while staring him dead in the eye until even Anakin Are-you-an-Angel Skywalker makes retching sounds in the background and at the end Obi-Wan just claps and goes "My dear Commander, I never knew you were such a poet" and everyone facepalms, Cody included
Of course the Bad Batch then starts a rock band with Hunter's suave vocals
And, I mean
Tech on the drums
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alitherandom · 1 month
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Just thinking about Omega telling Crosshair to stow it just like Echo did in episode one of season one and there's absolutely no doubt in my mind Echo is the one that teaches her to always be kind and respectful to people but he also teaches her how to come back with the most sarcastic things to use when needed (he picked them up during his time with the 501st) along with how to give the most savage insults (they don't tell Hunter)
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trylynarie · 1 year
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Rex: echo is a mom?!
Hunter: yes. He’s actually the most responsible with omega she just has to give me the puppy eyes and I give in- why do you look so surprised.
Echo in the 501st: DAAAAAAAAAD! Fives is reading my book again you know I don’t like that can we go to the library again please please please please please-
Dad I’m scared keep the light on! Dad the juice box is a different flavour you know I don’t like blackcurrant WHY ARE YOU SO MEAN!!!
Rex at the time: *rocking him to sleep and giving him bed time stories with the rest of the 501st*
Echo: dad… I’m older now ya don’t have to-
Rex: I’m fine… I’m fine… *one breath away from parent tears*
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iamda05 · 9 months
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It's the fives o verse not the five o first it's his world your just living in it
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randomfandombullshit · 11 months
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Game Night
Obi-wan: due to popular demand, Anakin, you have been banned from any and all future 501st game nights
Anakin: even Just Dance night??
Obi-wan: even Just Dance night.
Anakin: EVEN UNO NIGHT??
Obi-wan: even uno night.
Anakin: EVEN MARIO KART NIGHT??
Obi-Wan: ESPECIALLY MARIO KART NIGHT.
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