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saggitary · 1 year

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Clone Wars Headcannons

All over the place but yeah enjoy

Ahsoka will let her men test out pick up lines before shore leave and give them tips on how to better pick up girls

Ahsoka picked up her eye rolling habit from Wolffe

Fives and Echo refer to Rex as “oh captain my captain” (Rex is very annoyed)

Clone troopers sleep better when they cuddle up with someone

Anakin has given Ahsoka and many of his men heart attacks when he randomly removes his prosthetic hand

There are painted line of the Resolutes floor near the medical bays to mark how far troopers have made it when they attempt to escape the medics

This usually ends with the medics full body tackling their vod and occasionally their Jedi

Hardcase has the furthest mark with Fives very near behind him

Much to Wolffe’s dismay young animals love to imprint of him during campaigns, he says he hates it but Sinker once saw Wolffe carrying around a baby loth cat wrapped in one of his blankets

Rex is a natural blonde due to a mutation and I will die on this hill

Fox and Wolffe have the highest spice tolerance of their batch and their brothers are very concerned for them

Based on the scene in the Umbara arc where Tup is hanging onto the gunship handle with 2 hands, he is a very nervous flier

Ahsoka noticed that Tup was a nervous flier and now tries to get on the same ships as him to help keep him calm

The 501st has different tallies up throughout the barracks for random things like ‘how many times the general loses his lightsaber’, ‘best quotes for the week’, etc

Clone troopers speak mando’a, kaminoan, and basic fluently

Rex always wins arm wrestling contests, even against Anakin

Ahsoka learned how to play sabacc from the Wolf Pack and has been banned from playing in most 501st circles because she always wins

The CCs have the ability to sleep with their eyes open and Wolffe and Fox actively chose to do so to creep everyone else out

Cody has broken his wrists and his shins from fist fighting droids but he continues to do it

Many troopers in the 501st have also attempted to fist fight droids but quickly stopped when the medics refused to treat them

Anakin has also attempted to fist fight droids and damaged his cybernetic hand enough that he had to get a new one

Ahsoka purrs when she sleeps close to other people

Hardcase almost cried when he first heard Ahsoka purr because he thought it was cutest damn thing

Capture the flag is the 501st’s favorite down time activity

Cody has hidden drugs in Obi-Wan’s tea to make him sleep which Obi-Wan was rather offended by but continued to accept all tea given to him by his commander

Ahsoka set up a projector in the rec room and on hyper space trips she plays holomovies so her men can be ‘cultured’

Ahsoka is good friends with Padme and Riyo Chuchi and regularly gets together with them for girls nights

Rex has gotten a tattoo while drunk but Cody is the only one that knows about it

Ahsoka found out when her men’s birthday or decanting days are and makes sure to wish them a happy birthday

Ponds, Bly, and Fox were very confused when they received a transmission from Rex, Cody, and Wolffe’s vod’ika wishing them a happy birthday

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weirdnotal · 2 months

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Headcannon that cody and obi wan won't sleep until they've resolved an argument so some stupid stuff happens sometimes

212th just chilling on the bridge:

Obi-Wan: -_-

Cody: ;-;

Obi-Wan: ._.

Cody: :/

Obi-Wan: :(

Cody: .-.

Obi-Wan: ;P

Cody: *throws up hands and stomps off*

(Neither of them have said a word)

212th: w h a t i n t h e f u n k y a n d f r e s h

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the-bad-batch-baroness · 11 months

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How would the 501st boys react to their S/O asking them to hold their bag???

Rex: "This... is fine."

Tup: "OMG, a new accessory."

Hardcase: *swinging it around like a weapon*

Jesse: "I'm going to put your bag in my bag so I don't have to carry two bags."

Echo: "Of course l will carry your bag for you."

Kix: "What's one more bag to lug around."

Fives: "Does it contain snacks?"

Dogma: *holding it as far away as possible because it may contain cooties*

-BONUS-

Cody: "I was born for fashion, baby."

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trylynarie · 9 months

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Hardcase: bro

Jesse: what bro?

Hardcase: Dooku is a vampire

Jesse: how?

Hardcase: THINK!!! Count Dooku…

Jesse: 👁️👄👁️ Count Dracula 🧛‍♂️

Rex on their next mission: can someone please explain why you are all wearing garlic?

Kix: simple safety precaution, Sir.

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seven-oomen · 7 months

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I'm not saying Cody isn't a stickler for protocol and rules. He is. I 100% believe that's where his name comes from. (Cody/Code).

But.

I also 100% believe that this man is capable of breaking every single rule in the book if it means getting more of his people out of sticky situations alive.

Like give me a Cody who is bent on the rules because rules save lives. Rules are there for a reason. Protocol is there for a reason.

However. When faced with an enemy that acts irrational or in a way that the rules would cause more casualties? You bet your ass all rules go out the window. Kriff protocol. He has a duty to keep the people around him alive and that is what he is going to do.

Idk. I don't think he'd do it willy nilly or chaotically like Rex, no it's very calculated. But I do absolutely believe he is that kind of person. I mean he body slammed grievous, I can't imagine there's a protocol for that one.

#commander cody #clone troopers #the clone wars #star wars #star wars clone wars #star wars headcanons #clone wars headcanons #commander cody headcanons

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sailorkamino · 11 months

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physical touch is vital to brain development but clones and jedi don't have parents to hold them. so they hold each other. growing up with this communal affection makes them very tactile as adults. in this essay i will explain the history and cultural significance of cuddle piles in the GAR-

#who's your go to cuddle buddy?#love doesn't = attachment #as a buddhist i will die on this hill #jedi as found family #clone culture #jedi culture #star wars #bad batch #clone wars #the bad batch #star wars headcanons #clone wars headcanons

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depomera · 21 days

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Maul will soon be training as Sheev’s apprentice and will no longer serve as an acolyte. The Force knows Maul’s heart lies elsewhere but can only offer guidance and the comfort of eternal darkness.

I thought it would be rad if there were more Sith Force ghosts/spirits. Like thousands of years old Sith Lords/extremely gifted dark force users. They appear as monsters/creatures and perhaps possessing what is nearby or present themselves as spirit entities. I wanted them to look more like monster/creature summons from J/RPGs. That way, powerful Force users who specialize in necromancy can ‘summon’ force spirits and wreck havoc mwahahaha.

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• Child Maul is a very gentle and a caring soul. Can talk to animals therefore more adept to talk to spirit entities.

•Ancestors (one who followed the path of Sith), can sense Maul is at odds with himself. It appears before him to give him guidance. Not necessarily answers but open ended questions that will aid Maul in his personal endeavors.

• Maul doesn’t want to train as an apprentice, but instead to further his druidic training. This is where his decent into madness begins.

#star wars headcanons #clone wars headcanons #darth nihilus #darth maul #depomera doodles #star wars #clone wars #sw fanart

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ladysparklefarts · 10 months

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I have this little headcanon that the Kaminoans engineered the clones with steel guts to combat potential wartime food shortages. They can eat just about ANYTHING. General Skywalker is eating bugs? Rex is fine with that because really it's no where near as bad as some of the random shit the Kaminoans have had him eat and if that means his men can have the ration bars then it's a small price to pay. Besides, the little purple ones are crunchy and taste like pistachios.

#clone wars headcanons #star wars #anakin skywalker #the clone wars #clone boys #clone brainrot #captain rex

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forcesavetheclones · 2 months

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Since you guys loved teen Fives and his enrichment activities, I thought I would let you know: Cross went through it too ;))

#yaoxposts #star wars #the clone wars #the bad batch #the bad batch crosshair #bad batch crosshair #ct 9904 #crossdad #clones #clone wars headcanons #kamino

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aspenstarflare · 8 months

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Ahsoka gets kidnapped once again:

Kidnapper: We have your child.

Anakin:

Anakin: You mean, you have Ahsoka?

Kidnapper: Yes.

[Anakin snorts and whispers something under his breath]

Anakin: Pft, good luck.

Kidnapper: What?

Anakin: You see, you’re gonna die today, the question merely is, who’s gonna kill you first.

Anakin grinning like a maniac: Ahsoka.. Rex.. Padmé..

Anakin igniting his lightsaber switching to a death stare on his face: Or me.

Kidnapper: . . . [Regretting life choices]

#anakin skywalker #ahsoka tano #captain rex #padmé amidala #anakin and ahsoka #anakin is such a dad #anakin is a father to ahsoka and the 501st #padmés ahsoka’s mom #rex is ahsoka’s older brother #ahsoka is a sister to the clones #clone wars #y’all people need to stop kiddnapping ahsoka #this happens every season #but also like it’s a funny race against time to see if ahsoka will jusy free herself or if anakin will go on a murder spree to free her #but also this is one of a thousand reasons ahsoka has ptsd #and anxiety #star wars #clone wars headcanons #star wars headcanons

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danceswithsporks · 1 year

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Dumb Star Wars Headcanon:

A large majority of the Jedi are in secret relationships. Whether it’s with each other, clones, politicians or civilians and the only ones who know about EVERYONES relationships is the clones. They’re all sworn to secrecy by their respective Generals but Clones are gossip lovers and so they all keep a chart of whose with who and what the cover stories are. 🤷🏽‍♀️

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the-bad-batch-baroness · 6 months

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Headcanon that Dogma was one of those kids that would eat three bites, say they're full, and then be hungry an hour later. He did it every single day and for every meal.

Tup was tired of hearing him complain in the barracks. So, he got an idea to package up the leftovers in a container and give them to Dogma when he was hungry later.

The containers were high up in one of the cabinets above the counter. Too short as a little cadet to reach, Tup climbed up onto the counter, much to Dogma’s protest.

When he opened the cabinet, all of the tupperware came bursting out (like in the infomercials), knocking him off the counter, and burying him under a sea of plastic.

And that's how Tup got his name.

#tbbb speaks #clone headcanons #clone wars headcanons #clone trooper tupperware #clone trooper tup #clone trooper dogma #tcw tup #tcw dogma #the clone wars #clone wars #tcw #star wars

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trylynarie · 1 year

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Rex: echo is a mom?!

Hunter: yes. He’s actually the most responsible with omega she just has to give me the puppy eyes and I give in- why do you look so surprised.

Echo in the 501st: DAAAAAAAAAD! Fives is reading my book again you know I don’t like that can we go to the library again please please please please please-

Dad I’m scared keep the light on! Dad the juice box is a different flavour you know I don’t like blackcurrant WHY ARE YOU SO MEAN!!!

Rex at the time: *rocking him to sleep and giving him bed time stories with the rest of the 501st*

Echo: dad… I’m older now ya don’t have to-

Rex: I’m fine… I’m fine… *one breath away from parent tears*

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seven-oomen · 6 months

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I only have three words for the Bad Batch and Clone wars fandoms and I think more people should be on board

Mando'a Sign Language

Especially for Echo after his ordeal on Skako Minor. I bet being experimented on like that and being blown up has left him with hearing issues and when his cybernetics fail, or he doesn't feel like talking verbally, I think it'd be a nice touch to have Clone Force 99 use Mando'a Sign Language or something.

Idc if it exists or not, we're fandom, we can make it fanon.

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sailorkamino · 7 months

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his pet name [cody, fives, rex, wolffe]

relationships: gn reader x clones

warnings: none

your pet name

cody

• "why don't you take a break, darling?"

• a classic romantic. he's learnt the art of flirting by watching obi-wan. he's not as shy as many of his siblings when you call him a pet name, instead he becomes satisfied, a confident smirk tugging on his lips. he doesn't like a lot of pda but he'll be giving you heart eyes a lot. like whenever you're talking. he finds wit and intelligence super hot.

fives

• "i'm so proud of you, sugar!"

• fives is confident man who loves being doted on. he doesn't even know the meaning of toxic masculinity. he's the embodiment of that tweet 'my girl's mad at me. i hope i die.' you can call him the most over the top, sugary sweet pet names, and he'll just smile like a doof. if any vode tries to tease him he just responds with "you're just jealous i have a hot partner."

rex

• "your hair is so pretty, treasure."

• since rex means king you wanted to give your man a ~dignified~ pet name. the only affection he's used to comes from older siblings calling him rex'ika and giving him noogies, not this flirting. he definitely runs into a door or trips over himself at one point because of you. fives laughs so hard he winds up doing the same thing. echo records it all and sends it to fox (the king of blackmail.)

wolffe

• "no, sweets, you can't shoot your brother─"

• the vode think you're joking at first. they know wolffe is a good man, deeply loyal and loving, but he's not what one would call sweet. they're even more shocked when his usual scowl is replaced by a soft smile. if you're someone who uses pet names with friends/family, don't use this one for anybody else. wolffe will get huffy and he will not admit why.

#commander cody #commander cody x reader #arc trooper fives x reader #arc trooper fives #tcw fives #tcw fives x reader #captain rex #captain rex x reader #commander wolffe #commander wolffe x reader #clone wars headcanons #star wars headcanons #clone wars #star wars #star wars♡

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raisethestake · 10 months

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Clone Headcanon

- everyone thinks Hardcase is the silliest clone.

- it's actually Rex.

- he is uber commited to his duty, but part of what makes him such a great leader is that he has a quality that just makes you fcking love him.

- he has ridiculously good natural comedic timing. He chooses the perfect times to use humour to keep morale up without realising he's doing it.

- he's super goofy. He dad dances in the middle of 79's and you bet he knows the whole rap in Waterfalls.

- he's got a lil bit of that sass! It gets worse when he's drunk and Cody may or may not have seen him death drop once (three times).

- at the end of the night, he is insistent that his men get food "to avoid hangovers" and marches them to the takeout place round the corner. Everyone rolls with it because they all understand their captain just wants a pizza.

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