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everything that doesn't have "do not eat" written on them is edible actually they just dont want you to push your limits

#funny stupid #note #prophecy #do not eat #those small little gel packets are actually dangerous stay away from them

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me making ramen

#ramen #noodles #vanilla extract #broth #ramensoup #vanilla

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an eye for an eye would probably just stop after two to four iterations

#notes #literature #english #note #prophecy #funny #text tag #text poem #my text #text post #text #FuckGandhi #mahatma gandhi #truth quotes #quotes

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the market regulates itself in the sense that if you cant afford a condo or food people might just revolt and take it instead xoxo

#funny text posts #funny #funny stupid #communism #socialism #revolt #revolución #revolution #protest #text post

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*me beefing with someone in the army*

"yeah? You and what army?"

#army #military #funny text posts #my text #text post #text poem #poems #poem #joke #funny #humor #does tags even work #notes #note #politics #literature #english #prophecy #tragedy #feminism #gaming

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who even put this singular stone perfectly on the floor in this glasshouse

#funny text posts #funny stuff #funny #Dont throw stones in glass houses #unless the house isnt yours #stonethrowing #stone

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I found your gender in the hallway, I clothed and fed it, it's mine now by law sign the papers

#notes #funny #note #prophecy #english #queer representation #gender #queer #lgbt memes #lgbt representation #lgbtlove #lgbtq #lgbtqia

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seeing a rainbow in a fantasy setting is so weird, like nooooo bby youre real life magic not fantasy msginc youre ruining the suspenion of disbelief

#fantasy #video games #games #pc games #skyrim #ttrpg #rpg #lord of the rings #lotr #fiction #book #book review #english literature #literature #tolkien #elder scrolls #notes #rainbow #color #colour

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the instant trauma of walking into clas ohlson/a department store and immediately taking mental damage, forgetting what you needed, what you came here for, who you are, what time it is. did you come for vacuum bags? lightbulbs? a plastic Christmas tree? no one knows

then you leave with a bunch of stuff you didnt think you needed and two hours of your time

#notes #text #funny #text post #funny text posts #funny times #department #store #damage #trauma

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when im home and tired or waking up i dont really walk anywhere, i stumble, i legit crash into every single corner, having to dampen the impact between me and a corner

its not even an awkward corner, my hitbox is bigger than i thought

#note #notes #funny #funny text posts #text #text post #disabilties

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intrusive thoughts? sorry bestie we dont do that here

inclusive thoughts? yes, come besties lets occupy the same mind

#inclusion #inclusive #inclusión #notes #spilled thoughts #thoughts #note #funny #funny duck #silly #mind #mental #mentalwellness #losing my mind #mindfullifestyle #mindful education #mindfullymade #mindfulness #living mindfully #mindfulthinking #meditation #health

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if i take my parents to a restaurant, order bread and aioli as apatizers even when they said its not necessary, and then go on to say it was an excellent idea while we wait for our main course and that they could "fill themselves up with only this excellent course"..... i swear to god ill continue cherising and loving them no matter what

#food #food inspo #parenting #gotta teach these parents #restaurant #eating #frustrada #love poem #love #i love them #love in the air #but god you should really just listen to me Jesus remember the bbq of 2021

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people checking for tickets at the bus/tram/metro are civilian clothed sleeper agents of an enemy state

#note #notes #poems on tumblr #poets on tumblr #poetry #poets corner #lyric #truth #truth quotes #fucking truth #bus #tram #rail #train #collective #transportation #communism #socialism #i am scared #literature #politics #tragedy #english #feminism #gaming #prophecy

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me to myself eating carrot "gods yes what a perfect vegetable, it fits my hands perfectly, i can hold it like a cigar, my teeth feels like a dog chewing on a dentastix, the nice little bits it makes when i bite it, oh carrot how magnificient you are"

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i would rather be found dead than do that shameful, spiteful, horrendous action of running/slight jogging to the bus

may it leave without me, i will not play the fool

#transit love 2 #transit #land transport #auto transport #transport #bus #tramway #tram #public transit #public transportation #trains #notes #politics #nevergiveup #give up

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pray for my rivals downfall

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this is cute ill kill for them

i have a lot to learn about painting but it’s really such a thrilling journey to be on… drew my cat figurines in ink and watercolour and cut them out for my journal