#vanilla extract

[statement-either]

https://christy-510.mxtkh.fun/ga/mOy4d5K

#candidvpl #goth aesthetic #girls who blow meth #luxury #fatshion #givenchy #朝比奈祐未 #marketing #onlytease #overlays #bruce wayne #lexi vixi #vanilla extract #wool

[passumbapper]

(logging into the beating a slightly funny joke into the fucking ground website) they better not be beating a slightly funny joke into the fucking ground in here

#vanilla extract #we are running out of posts to make #op

[millebon]

#vanilla extract #polls #we’re baking some pungent cakes in this kitchen

[out-in-the-darkside]

all this talk of vanilla extract is reminding me of this tumblr screenshot classic

#vanilla extract #pillsburry doughboy #polls #my post-cious

[autie-j]

*Knock knock*

"Hmm, I wonder who that could be? A fairy? Or a walrus perhaps?"

*opens door*

"Life sized bottle of vanilla extract?!"

#vanilla extract #walrus and fairy #fairy and walrus #meme #joke #walrus #walrus and fairy poll

[artificialverse]

Other Companies trying to stay relevant: *post a tweet or tiktok three weeks late*

Tumblr: *designs and markets a vanilla extract water bottle in 2–3 days*

#vanilla extract #tumblr meta #marketing #1k #5k #10k #20k #30k #40k #50k #60k

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

woke up and someone spilled vanilla extract all over my dash, so as punishment you strange little beasties are getting all the VANILLA FACTS i know:

vanilla is the 2nd most expensive spice in the world (2nd to saffron)

which is why more than 99% of what we call "vanilla extract" is actually vanillin (vanilla's dominant flavor compound) and is not extracted from real vanilla.

luckily, even professionals struggle to tell the difference when it comes to things like baked goods. but there is a distinct difference in non-heat treated products like vanilla ice cream. real vanilla has a more complex, individualized flavor profile.

why is vanilla so expensive? because it is a ridiculously delicate & demanding crop. complete primadonna.

vanilla beans come from vanilla orchids. these crazy flowers bloom for A SINGLE DAY and have to be HAND-POLLINATED in a process that is exhausting, delicate, and requires specialist knowledge passed down over generations.

then, if you're lucky, you get vanilla beans.

which then require months of further specialized treatment.

the entire process takes about a year and can go wrong at any stage

vanilla has been cultivated for over 800 years (possibly much longer). the first known cultivators are the Totonac, an indigenous people of Mexico.

the Aztecs used it as a sweetener to balance out the bitter taste of cocoa. it was popular in a drink called xocolatl--the precursor to modern hot chocolate!

it is only pollinated by a very specific orchid bee!!!

which is why no fruit could be grown outside of Mexico until the 1800s

Edmond Albius, born into slavery, invented the pollination method we still use today--launching a global industry when he was just 12 years old.

today, the majority of the world's vanilla is grown in Madagascar

if you want real vanilla, read the labels carefully--it's harder to find than you think!

in conclusion, those tiny black specks you see in fancy vanilla ice cream? those are vanilla bean seeds! itty bitty orchid seeds!!! they are delicious and also a PRISSY BITCH!

(src)

#Vanilla Extract #i open the tumblr app and immediately my nostrils are invaded by the overwhelming stench of vanilla #also if you want real vanilla extract at a discount: check out stores like HomeGoods TJMaxx Marshalls etc #the foodstuffs section tends to have fancy nonperishables for much cheaper than upscale grocery stores #you can get things like saffron truffles fancy oils at surprising prices #still expensive but like. 50% cheaper #or just shoplift if that's your thing i won't tell you how to live your life #did i just spend an hour writing this? yes. why did i do that? i don't KNOW

[partlysmith]

#shitposting #visual shitposting #vanilla extract

[stopiwanttotalkaboutcheese]

#tumblr #vanilla extract #the cake #polls #tumblr polls #:) #vine

[cool-stuffandthings]

Tumblr be like:

#tumblr #polls #vanilla extract #its everywhere #pasta

[walmart-the-official]

reblogs for greater sample size always appreciated

#walmart the official #walmart #tumblr poll #tumblr polls #my polls #polls #random polls #poll time #random poll #poll #rosin #walrus #fairy vs walrus #walrus vs fairy #fairy and walrus #walrus fairy #fairy #ides of march #vanilla extract #halloween

[nightfoot]

Tumblr going hog on vanilla extract is proof that we're forgetting the old wisdom of ancient memes.

#vanilla extract

[thesolarsurfer]

You know, I always heard tumblr users were a bunch of kinky weirdos but I'm not so sure. I checked the polls and everyone here is super into vanilla.

#vanilla extract

[allthatdivides]

I've seen a handful of posts now like "WHERE DID VANILLA EXTRACT COME FROM" "i dont understand the vanilla extract meme" "how did you guys make a new meme in a couple hours" like how are you guys not acclimated to this environment yet. you come on, you see a post with vanilla extract and go huh. you scroll a bit and see another. huh? everyone is voting for vanilla extract. it seems to be the new meme. why? it literally does not matter. this is the committing to the bit website now jump on this fucking bandwagon and press the vanilla extract button.

#vanilla extract

[witch]

Cooking With Tumblr: "Why Are We Here? Just to Suffer?" Edition

Tumblr, I come to you as a woman on the verge of fulfilling her destiny. Thanks to a viral poll by @relientk, the newest meme on Tumblr is vanilla extract, specifically the act of using too much of it. Pure vanilla extract is, of course, expensive and also strong in small amounts. Who among us has that much vanilla extract on hand and is foolish enough to attempt this?

Me.

For personal reasons, I have a lot of vanilla extract in my apartment. It was here before the meme, and it will be here after. I had all the ingredients for the horrible poll cake except for milk, so I went out and bought some milk. It is three in the morning and very cold outside. Why am I doing this now instead of waiting for the poll to finish? Two reasons: the first being how fickle the internet in burning through memes, and the second being that five days gives my better judgement enough time to convince me not to do this.

Will God stop my sinful hands before the cake makes it into the oven? Let's find out!

#my shit #vanilla extract #horrible poll cake

[gayvampyr]

wait wait okay i’ve got one

#polls #tumblr #vote #meme #vanilla extract #40k