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Throwback to Ethan’s skillet struggle. Dropping the whole transcript I made just after UA ended.
Ethan: You put it in a weird sock and you cook it up on a skriddle- Skittle- Sk-
Mark: Yeah, you’re right, skriddle.
Ethan: Hold on, that’s not it.
Mark: Keep going.
Ethan: Griddle! Wait, what’s the one that starts with an S?
Mark: You’re gonna get there. You can do this.
Ethan: A skittle, A skidder, scratch, sk- sk-
Mark: No this isn’t a hint!
Ethan: Oh! (Laughter) SKITTLE! Wait… (Laughter again) Ski..? Skid- skir- skurdle. Skriddle!
Mark: No!
Ethan: Oh my god (laughing), I’m getting there.
Mark: You’re not! What happens if you level up and you need to put your points into your…
Ethan: Skiltree! Skid- Skilturl! Skil- (laughing)
Mark: You can’t be for real right now!
Ethan: (Laughing) I’m a 100% O h my god! I’m a 100, Oh my god. Skiltree- Skil… SKILLET! OH MY GOD!
#crankgameplays#ethan nestor#markiplier#mark fischbach#unus annus#unus annus quotes#UA#[REDACTED]#flyingraven OC
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Marauders as Mark and Ethan quotes because I'm OBSESSED.
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Remus: *sighing at James* My life is in the hands of an idiot.
Sirius: *jumping in* No, no, no- TWO idiots!
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James: Why are you still over there?
Sirius: *literally unhinged* Why are you over minding your bUSINESS, BITCH?
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Peter: *trying to calm Remus down* What do you have beating inside of you?
Remus: Hate
Peter: No, like the thing that pumps blood through your body-
Remus: Rage
Peter: N-No, it's a vital organ-
Remus: *shaking visibly* V E N G E A N C E
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Sirius: *Staring at Remus* I'm not denying that it would be INCREDIBLE to fuck that
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Remus: Do you even know what a fig is?
Sirius: It's kinda like a grape but... not so much like one...
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*In a rage room*
James: You haven't broken a single thing yet
Remus: Shut up, I'll break you, bitch.
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*Marauders baking a cake in James' kitchen*
James: Mix that bowl.
Peter: There's nothing to mix with!
Sirius: You got hands!
Remus: *walks up to them*
Peter: You said I have hands, you said I have all the tools required!
Remus: What are you mixing with???
Peter: Scissors...
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James: *angry at Peter and Sirius* Wh- God damn you, both of you!
Remus: It's okay.
James: No, you can't just say things are okay and then they're okay!
Remus: That's how it works, that's how you avoid problems.
James: No...
Remus: Yeah, you just say 'Hey, it's alright', then you just go along with your day.
James: Remus, no.
Remus: I didn't pay taxes in 2016, that's alright.
Sirius and Peter: *dies of laughter*
~~~♤~~~
#marauders#harry potter#marauders era#marauder headcanons#marauders headcanon#incorrect marauders quotes#incorrect quotes#unus annus#unus annus quotes#they're my favorites#the weirdest crossover but that's okay#remus is basically wanted in fourteen states#that's definitely canon
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Incorrect Quotes #35
Ace: What do you do when your cuts not going straight?
Deuce: You grow autocorrect?
Ace, confused: What?
#twisted wonderland#twst#twst wonderland#incorrect quotes#twst incorrect quotes#ace trappola#twst ace#deuce spade#twst deuce#unus annus#unus annus quotes
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Amy: Mark is built like a brick shithouse so….
Mark: That I am…. But I move like an ocean liner
~May 25
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Jordan, trying to teach Jellai: What do you do when your cut's not going straight?
Jellai: You grow autocorrect.
Jordan: ...you what?
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Marks and Rec: Misc #2586
(Dialogue from Santa Clarita Diet.)
#unus annus#ethan nestor#markiplier#crankgameplays#incorrect quotes#marks and rec misc#source: santa clarita diet#vid: duct tape crucifixion (amy please don't watch this video)
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#my art#digital art#art#fanart#merlin#bbc merlin#merthur#merlin fanart#merlin emrys#arthur pendragon#king arthur#arthur#merthur comic#incorrect merlin quotes#merlin comic#comic#silly comic#no braincell between that two#unus annus
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Hobi: Is this just gonna end with you and Tae moving in together and getting married?
Tae: I mean, we talked about it-
Y/n: no, you talked about it!
Tae:
Tae: I talked about it
#source: unus annus#incorrect bts#bts incorrect quotes#incorrect bts texts#incorrect bts quotes#bts x y/n#bts x reader#taehyung x y/n#taehyung x reader#hoseok x y/n#hoseok x reader#bts crack
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Steve can’t stop missing his soulmate
#harringrove#i guess it’s a lil sad#billy hargrove#steve harrington#billy x steve#billy hargrove x steve harrington#incorrect harringrove quotes#harringroveera#harringrove textpost#steve x billy#steve harrington x billy hargrove#incorrect billy hargrove quotes#incorrect steve harrington#steve harrington meme#billy hargrove meme#source: the davishi on instagram#source: Unus Annus#harringrove meme#harringrove + text posts#harringrove edit#harringrove memes
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Soldier: *yawns*
Ghost: Oh, I'm sorry- Am I boring you?
Soap: Is planning our next move so we don't die boring you?
Ghost: I'm sorry this is so boring and uninteresting-
Gaz: This is why no one likes it when you two are together
#call of duty#cod mwii#modern warfare ii#simon ghost riley#john soap mactavish#kyle gaz garrick#incorrect quotes#soapghost#ghostsoap#unus annus inspired
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Mu Qingfang: What do you have beating deep inside you?
Liu Qingge: Hate.
Mu Qingfang: No, no, no, like the thing that pumps blood through your body.
Liu Qingge: Rage.
Mu Qingfang: No, nope. It’s a vital organ.
Liu Qingge: Vengeance.
#source: unus annus#incorrect quotes#incorrect scum villian#svsss#scum villian self saving system#Mu Qingfang#liu qingge
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Ruby: Hey Siri, call us Mommy.
Siri: I'm sorry, I don't see a "Mother" in your contacts.
Weiss: *spits out her drink*
#rwby#ruby rose#weiss schnee#whiterose#incorrect quotes#incorrect rwby quotes#incorrect whiterose quotes#rwby memes#source: unus annus
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Conan: What do you have beating deep inside you?
KID: Hate.
Conan: No, no, no, the thing that pumps blood through your body.
KID: Rage.
Conan: No, no, it’s a vital organ.
KID: Vengeance.
#dcmk#magic kaito#kaishin#edogawa conan#kaito kid#incorrect dcmk#incorrect quotes#source: unus annus
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Donnie: My life is in the hands of an idiot!
Mikey: Nononono.
Mikey, gesturing to himself a Casey: Two idiots!
#incorrect tmnt quotes#source: unus annus#tmnt 2012#tmnt#teenage mutant ninja turtles#donatello#michelangelo#casey jones
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Mark: Am I going the wrong way? I’m going down this way, the long side.
Ethan: You can do it either way.
Mark: I’m doing it long sick status. Looong dick status. Pfffff
~May 31
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TBOSAS as Unus Annus quotes
Coryo: Hey Siri, call us Daddy.
Siri: I don't see a father in your contacts.
Coryo: Well about that...
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Tigris: Have you ever wanted to kill someone?
Coryo: No.
*lie detector spikes*
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Tigris: Have you ever hit an animal with your car?
Coryo: Yes.
Tigris: Do you look back on that day fondly?
Coryo: No.
Coryo:...
Coryo: The hit was kind of satisfying.
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Gaul: You know maybe that's something that we teach them: why bury the body when you can use your friend alive or dead as a resource?
Coryo: They won't know. We'll just be like, hey, we caught a deer.
Gaul: And it would be great for not only a meal but leftovers too. We could make sandiwiches out of it.
Coryo: We'll have a whole ceremony and then the next day "Woo meat! Bacon!"
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Sejanus: Hey Coryo?
Coryo: Yeah, what's up man?
Sejanus: How do you saw?
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Gaul: What you did to me what you put me through took me to hell and back Lucy Gray, and now it's time for you to pay the price.
*Lucy Gray grunts and easily breaks her wrist restraints*
Gaul: Tough isn't it? Tough!
Lucy Gray: I mean, I broke it.
Gaul: Al-already? You're completly out?
Lucy Gray: Yeah, I'm out.
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Coryo: (singing) Digging our friend a grave! When the road gets tough ahead you can just dig a grave, throw your friend in instead. Oh, you'll dig a grave with me!
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Sejanus: When was the last time that you said a nice thing about me?
Coryo: Just... I could count on one hand the last time, soon enough that it was.
Sejanus: I don't think that's enough. I think I give you praise fairly regularly.
Coryo: Ok, that's fair. I will give to all the critisism you could ever handle and tolerate.
Lucy Gray: Did you say critisism?
Sejanus: See, you can't even do it.
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Coryo: If our president came up to you and was like "I need to have sex with you for the goodness of the nation" would you do it?
Sejanus: Is it Obama?
Coryo: Yeah, it's Obama.
Sejanus: Fuck yeah, dude. Obama can get it.
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Coryo: I just go and I drag him out of bed and he's kicking but finally maybe I have a cable or something and I just wrap it around his neck and he can't escape. The more he struggles, the more darkness fades in and I finally drag him out to me vehicle and pop him in the front trunk.
Lucy Gray & Sejanus: You're kind. I can tell that about you. You're a kind person.
Coryo: I am kind.
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Clemensia: Is this gonna culminate in you guys getting married and getting a house together?
Sejanus: We talked about that.
Coryo: No, YOU talked about that.
Sejanus: I talked about it.
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Sejanus: Should we order food?
Coryo: SHUT UP!
Sejanus: What kind of foodd o you want?
Coryo: OH GOD STOP TALKING TO ME!
Coryo: I'm gonna punch you in the face.
Sejanus: Coryo, your breathing is excellent. I don't think he can hear me. *through megaphone* Coryo, your breathing is excellent-
Coryo: I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU
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And I’ve beaten this joke into the ground but it’s still so funny to me
#incorrect quotes#source: unus annus#tbosas#the ballad of songbirds and snakes#coriolanus snow#sejanus plinth#lucy gray baird#tigris snow#snowjanus
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