#incorrect bts texts

[7ndipity]

Hobi: Is this just gonna end with you and Tae moving in together and getting married?

Tae: I mean, we talked about it-

Y/n: no, you talked about it!

Tae:

Tae: I talked about it

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[asadfangirlbitxh]

Namjoon: This has been nice. Having an ordinary conversation about life and just catching up.

Taehyung: Do you ever wonder why Tarzan never had a beard?

Jungkook: All the fucking time

Jin: Well that was a lovely 2 minutes

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[taechnological]

Incorrect Bangtan #189

seokjin : let's go to church

namjoon : i'm atheist

seokjin : ok how about when the heist is over?

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[suga-kookie-chaos]

Namjoon: what's wrong?

Yoongi: *drunk, scratching the heads of five different cats, crying*: I don't have enough hands

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[softiejoon]

BTS AS TWEETS ON THE TL

(as requested by anon)

jin

yoongi

hobi

namjoon

jimin

taehyung

jungkook

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[correct-bangtannies]

Taehyung: [takes Jimin's glasses and puts them on]

Taehyung: Do I look good with these on?

Jimin: I wish I could say yes but I can't fucking see

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[sugafulhope]

Jimin: just be yourself.

Seokjin: really? I have one day to impress Joon’s parents. how long did it take you guys to like me?

Hoseok: a couple of weeks?

Jungkook: a few months.

Yoongi: jury is still out.

Seokin: see! Be myself what kinda nonsense is that?!

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[seokkbutt]

[At a party.]

Everybody: bottoms up!

Taehyung: [blankly stares at Hoseok]

Hoseok: [panics slightly] no Taehyung.

Hoseok: I'm not the bottom they're talking about.

Taehyung: [sulks] okay, fine...

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[kookminis3d]

BTS: are you straight?

Jimin: is it straight to want to kiss Kookie?

BTS: no

Jimin: then no definitely not.

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[thisismyrandomweirdblog]

Taehyung: What is a skort?

Jimin: Personally I prefer an escort.

Jungkook: Wait! Isn't that the french food with snails!?

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[moonsiechild]

A net of laser beams lays before BTS and blocks them from their path. They contemplate a way around this obstacle.

Seokjin, observing the lasers: You have to be pretty skinny to slide under these laser beams and not hit it…

Jimin: Which one of us is the flattest?

Namjoon & Jungkook: *backs away*

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[7ndipity]

Namjoon: and here's a present from Taehyung!

Y/n: ...did he wrap himself in wrapping paper?

Tae, voice muffled under the wrapping paper: no

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[asadfangirlbitxh]

Yoongi: Also from now we will be picking code names to go in and surprise Jungkook

Yoongi; I will be eagle 1

Points to Hoseok: Hobi will be there been there, done that

Points to Jimin: Currently doing that

Points to Taehyung: it happened once in a dream

Points to Namjoon: If I had to choose a straight person

And finally points to Him: Hyung you will be eagle 2

Jin: Thank God

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[taechnological]

Incorrect Bangtan #188

jimin : what's the height of stupidity?

jungkook : i dunno. hey taehyungie hyung, how tall are you?

taehyung : same fucking height as you, bitch.

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[suga-kookie-chaos]

Yoongi:*talking about babies* I love that babies ball their hands up into fists all the time.

Yoongi: little one, you can't even sit up yet, who are you gonna fight? I support it completely, but who are you going after? Who's trying you?

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[lokisasylum]

BTS: "Yeah so we're gonna be at the White House--"

What the fandom heard: "OMG WE FINALLY GET TO SEE JIMIN AGAIN???!! I'M SORRY HAPPY, MAN. THE DROUGHT IS FINALLY OVER!"

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