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asadfangirlbitxh · 5 months

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Namjoon: This has been nice. Having an ordinary conversation about life and just catching up.

Taehyung: Do you ever wonder why Tarzan never had a beard?

Jungkook: All the fucking time

Jin: Well that was a lovely 2 minutes

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taechnological · 5 months

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Incorrect Bangtan #189

seokjin : let's go to church

namjoon : i'm atheist

seokjin : ok how about when the heist is over?

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btsicedtea · 8 days

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namjoon: where's the crab i brought from the beach?

seokjin: *uncovering the seafood boil* wait you didn't bring this for dinner?

namjoon: ...

seokjin:...

the rest of bangtan:...

namjoon: start praying

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correct-bangtannies · 2 years

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Namjoon: Peoeple keep asking if I have a baby, but to be honest I don't have any urgency to be a dad.

Seokjin: You already are...?

Namjoon: For the last time… the maknae line are not my children

[later]

Jungkook, writing: Dear diary, today marks the day we got disowned by our father-

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flevrry · 2 years

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jungkook's brain: don't let him know how awkward

you are.

taehyung: nice weather.

jungkook: thank you.

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leviackermanscleaningbuddy · 2 years

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Namjoon *to Jin*: These two days away have been nice, I just hope the kids are doing okay without us

Meanwhile the rest of Bangtan: *playing the floor is lava as Yoongi throws rocks at Jungkook and the rest of them chant "sacrifice! sacrifice! sacrifice!”*

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felixify · 1 year

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Jungkook : so I called you both here to tell you something

Jungkook : * taking a deep breath * I'm gay and dating Taehyung

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Namjoon : Don't do it Jin ! It's not worth it !

Jin : * starting to giggle * Hi gay and dating Taehyung , I'm Jin

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minyooon3012 · 19 days

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Do u ever just think that namjin would be the type of couple to watch a movie and jin falls asleep like 20 minutes in while joon pauses the movie every 40 seconds to express his feelings about the scene that just happened without realising jin fell asleep, meanwhile he falls asleep too and they wake up cuddled up :(

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shae-ot7 · 2 years

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Seokjin: My future partner must be brave, strong, intelligent, successful and organized.

Namjoon: *steps on a caterpillar and proceeds to drop to his knees and sob while apologizing profusely*

Seokjin: That one. I want that one.

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sugafulhope · 1 year

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Jimin: just be yourself.

Seokjin: really? I have one day to impress Joon’s parents. how long did it take you guys to like me?

Hoseok: a couple of weeks?

Jungkook: a few months.

Yoongi: jury is still out.

Seokin: see! Be myself what kinda nonsense is that?!

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rosepetalsblogs · 2 years

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Jin: Have I ever told you that you cook well?

Namjoon: Awww, no, you haven't!

Jin: So why do you keep cooking?

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asadfangirlbitxh · 1 year

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Jin: Since I'm leaving. I'm going to leave you all with this bowl of advice. It has many helpful insights

Jin: in any situation that you feel like you should call me. Don't. Instead pick up a paper.

Jungkook: This one says "blame it on Jungkook"

Jin: That applies to everything.

Hoseok: This one says "It's never Jimin's fault. He's an angel"

Jin: Again, this applies to everything

Tae: This one says "Let Yoongi sleep."

Jin and Yoongi nod at each other and smile.

Namjoon: This one says "Call Namjoon instead"

Jin: Seems you're all set. I'll be off.

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missbigstar · 2 years

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YOONGI "i learned today that insults really are subjective cause when hobi called me a kitten i melted"

YOONGI "but when tae called me that i started looking for a knife"

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uraremyhope · 1 year

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Namjoon: Romance is dumb.

Seokjin: You’re literally holding my hand.

Namjoon: Romance that doesn’t involve the two of us is dumb.

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correct-bangtannies · 2 years

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HYYH Jungkook, on the phone with Yoongi: Tonight? Okay, but my dads can't know!

HYYH Seokjin: [slams the door open, with a confused Namjoon behind him]

HYYH Seokjin: wHAT CAN'T WE KNOW??

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flevrry · 1 year

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jungkook, looking at the stars

taehyung: what are you doing?

jungkook: naming the stars after the people i love.

taehyung: do i get a star?

jungkook: you get the sun!

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