Y/n: I'm telling you, Yoongi's part cat! Watch-
Y/n: *shines laser pointer on wall
Yoongi: *tries to smack it*
Yoongi: *realizes*
Yoongi: fuck you
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Jin: Since I'm leaving. I'm going to leave you all with this bowl of advice. It has many helpful insights
Jin: in any situation that you feel like you should call me. Don't. Instead pick up a paper.
Jungkook: This one says "blame it on Jungkook"
Jin: That applies to everything.
Hoseok: This one says "It's never Jimin's fault. He's an angel"
Jin: Again, this applies to everything
Tae: This one says "Let Yoongi sleep."
Jin and Yoongi nod at each other and smile.
Namjoon: This one says "Call Namjoon instead"
Jin: Seems you're all set. I'll be off.
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Incorrect Bangtan #189
seokjin : let's go to church
namjoon : i'm atheist
seokjin : ok how about when the heist is over?
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Yoongi:*talking about babies* I love that babies ball their hands up into fists all the time.
Yoongi: little one, you can't even sit up yet, who are you gonna fight? I support it completely, but who are you going after? Who's trying you?
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jungkook, after waking up from a 12 hr 'nap: where am I?
jin: heaven
jungkook: oh
jungkook: didn't think you'd be here
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bts as things my friends have said #37
Namjoon: my life is one big negotiation with all the idiots around me
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Pre debut namgi be like:
Namjoon : *Gets down on one knee*
Yoongi: Oh my god, it’s finally happening.
Namjoon : *Falls over*
Yoongi: The poison is kicking in.
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BTS AS TWEETS ON THE TL
(as requested by anon)
jin
yoongi
hobi
namjoon
jimin
taehyung
jungkook
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JK: *turns on live and blasts music*
JK: I miss my Jiminssi so much
Jimin: *walks into apartment*
JK: I’ve had a rough time recently.
Jimin: I was literally at the corner store
JK: sometimes I can still hear him…
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Hobi: I made everyone friendship bracelets!
Yoongi: Eh, you know I'm not really a jewellery guy.
Hobi, stepping towards him: Oh, it's fine, you don't have to wear it.
Yoongi, hissing: Step back, I'm wearing this forever.
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Hoseok: [talking about Joon and Gguk]
Hoseok: I could take them both at once.
Seokjin: in a fight, right?
Seokjin: Hoseok, in a fight, right?
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Jungkook, acting tough: you guys don't wanna mess with me!
Y/n: yeah man, he will straight up cry in public, don't test him!
Jungkook: exactly, I will straight up-
Jungkook:
Jungkook, tearing up: why would you say that?!
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In 2025
Namjoon:
Jin:
Yoongi:
Jimin:
Taehyung:
Jungkook:
Hobi: Is it just me or did we all get sexier?
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jungkook: holding hands with my yoonie, it's scary out here
yoongi: you're at the supermarket.
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Namjoon: what's wrong?
Yoongi: *drunk, scratching the heads of five different cats, crying*: I don't have enough hands
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hoseok: absolutely not
taehyung:
hoseok: what did I say about batting your eyelashes?
taehyung, sadly: it only works on yoongi-hyung
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