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thespiralstaircasewriter · 18 days

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Beginner Spells !!!

My Saturday started lazy, scrolling posts: ha ha, nice... ah yeah, right...

Gradually, though, I began to find multiple evidence of undesirable Tumblr facts! Missed posts from blogs I follow! Jumbled or completely eaten messages! Yes I had heard people complain of such phenomena, but nothing like it happening to you to... go serious about it, and determined to do your part, no matter how small.

So, yes, I've recently taken up my own Spell practice. I have to say this is only my third, and my very first Threatening Spell or... maybe, as it seems to have changed nothing here so far, I'm pretty confident you might call it my first

Complaint Spell

(please feel free to use it if you like. Here it comes...)

Tumblr unfair, No more eating posts!

Spit out, mend, and unravel.

It’s either this, mind,

or your in-charge shitting gravel!

I am a beginner in the field, and I completely understand, should you feel doubtful, as oh I'm aware of the many ways something can misfire! So... I'm giving you also two more, which were encouragingly created and used, yes, on a very active friend (you might guess who), who hasn't so far developed any extra limb, on the opposite, is getting back use of his existing ones.

In fact these are...

Healing Spells

(here's my first one, for split finger)

"Demonic finger, fin or claw,

HEAL SOON!

Because I say so!"

(and finally, my second healing, ankle trouble!)

Ankle-fix Spell

heed my will

Oh yessir, here: WITCH!

Fix it nice, “stat” not required.

But fix it WELL:

ankle’s a bitch.

There, as I said, just a beginner! But happy to share... :-)

#tumblr troubles #remedy as good as any #complaining #friendly healing #tumblr spells #gravel shitpost #er.... wizards

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shopwitchvamp · 1 year

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The last two Money Magick wallets are on sale in the clearance section now!

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inbarfink · 9 days

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Congratulations! You are now a Magic-User!!

#POLL #MY POLLS #POLLS #TUMBLR POLLS #RANDOM POLLS #TUMBLR POLL #POLL TIME #FUN STUFF #magic #spell #fantasy #witches #witch #wizard #wizard posting #wizardblogging #wizardcore #witchcore #magic powers

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thisnoah · 18 days

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"You treat your mouth as if it's Heaven's gate"

[Too Sweet by Hozier]

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tommysparker · 2 months

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Happy ides of march everyone 🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪

#gonna be celebrating by eating little caesar’s and watching mean girls #ides of march #tumblr holidays #julius caesar #julius ceaser #for those who spell it like that

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dumbbullet · 1 year

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I mean... I'd vote for him.

#tumblr polls #comic #vanilla extract #artists on tumblr #dumb doodles #if there are spelling errors no there aren't #yall voted for shitty comic so here you go #(you actually voted vanilla extract but we all knew that)#i already had to edit “illigalization” which isn't a word apparently

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will-bonna · 29 days

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another background practise but this time not exactly rain world

#my art #rain world #rainworld #slugcat #background #practice #practise #have no idea how to spell practise #i think aperture science should be honoured to have such a guest #portal #portal 2 #aperture science #oh my i didn’t realise how late it is #goodnight tumblr #i need a name for you guys #drop your name suggestions in the comments 😋😋

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zosanbrainrot · 7 months

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zosantober day 12 - spicy

mandatory supplies stop

#this was my first thought #then I thought maybe I should just draw them making out #but Im posting these on ig as well and uhh idk #tumblr makes it so much easier to get through to fandom people ig is just shouting into the void but also irl people are there #ANYWAY #compo could be better but I think I made it work #also why did inktober spell it spicey with an E inside #is there sth I dont know I tried googling but it just says its an alt spelling #never seen that before #zosantober #one piece #sanji #zoro #zosan #inktober #inktober 2023 #my art #one piece fanart

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caffeine-and-computers · 2 months

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being a writer is spelling disembowelment correctly on the first try but somehow always screwing up definitliely

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the-gnomish-bastard · 10 months

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Some of you didn’t seem to understand how magic works in the sense of how you can access it. I’ll explain again.

If you gain magical power from making a deal with a more powerful being, you are a warlock. Sneaky lawyer.

If you gain magical power through teachings and studies, you are a wizard/artificer. (Artificers usually gain power through experimentation.)

If you gain magical power by pledging yourself to a cause, being, or idea, you are a paladin. Pretentious bitch.

If you gain magical power by praising a higher deity (and not making a deal), you are a cleric. Heal someone.

If you have magical power and you didn’t do anything to gain it, you are a sorcerer. Fuck you. Seriously, fuck you. The rest of us had to work for our shit.

If you gain magical power by protecting nature and caring for plants and animals, you are a Druid. Fucking hippie.

If you gain magical power from your desire to entertain and also fuck, you are a bard. Stop trying to seduce my dad.