Some of you didn’t seem to understand how magic works in the sense of how you can access it. I’ll explain again.
If you gain magical power from making a deal with a more powerful being, you are a warlock. Sneaky lawyer.
If you gain magical power through teachings and studies, you are a wizard/artificer. (Artificers usually gain power through experimentation.)
If you gain magical power by pledging yourself to a cause, being, or idea, you are a paladin. Pretentious bitch.
If you gain magical power by praising a higher deity (and not making a deal), you are a cleric. Heal someone.
If you have magical power and you didn’t do anything to gain it, you are a sorcerer. Fuck you. Seriously, fuck you. The rest of us had to work for our shit.
If you gain magical power by protecting nature and caring for plants and animals, you are a Druid. Fucking hippie.
If you gain magical power from your desire to entertain and also fuck, you are a bard. Stop trying to seduce my dad.
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the horrors persist but so do I
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Are you a member of the Shadow Wizard Money Gang?
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What are y'all's favorite spells?? Banned ones included bc we can hope they get unbanned🙏
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Dump of wizardposting images I'd saved from r/196
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THIS ART IS SPONSORED BY: THE SHADOW GOVERNMENT
LEGALIZE NUCLEAR BOMBS
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looking for wizards to follow! if you have the words wizard, mage, orb, warlock, etc. in your username or are particularly susceptible to evil curses and hexes then please like/reblog this post! <]:•}
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Sponsored by the shadow goverment
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You’re wanted for tax fraud. I’m wanted for flying a dragon into an archwizard’s tower during his 900th birthday, killing 47. We are not the same.
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Observe my Dungeons and Dragons Prowess
look at it.
✨Dice Towers ���
That’s right 30 dice towers, all together, in one place
you can applaud now
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