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officialwizardnews · 5 months

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the horrors persist but so do I

#wizardposting #officialwizardnews #we love casting spells #wizard #horror

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im-a-wizard-who-dont-crime · 5 months

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cookout it starting. Here's what everyone brought

@ripleyalamode: cookies

@aroace-wizard: spaghetti and garlic bread

@amethyst-aster: fried squirrels and chipmunks dipped in sweet and sour sauce

@ratticus-overlord: Cheese

@good-wizard: pulled pork, fries, a deck of cards (the last one isn't food)

@verylegalwizard: something with slime

@skyethesapphicwolfwizard: Adobong Fae Atay

@yourlocalbreadenthusiast: bread

@sadcabbeagemanofthelake: vegetables (unspecified)

@exispencer-crisis: classic dragon recipe for both cake and cheesecake

@thewanderingshapebetweenrealms: kiełbasa and czernina

@officialwizardnews: tamales

@irokie: mead

@be-gentle-with-littluns: lofthouse cookies

@a-goose-in-a-trenchcoat: mac n cheese

@littlepawzbigheart: mtn dew

@combustion-witch: nuclear bomb cupcakes

@wild-magic-wizard: breaded garlic

@crickled-thorn-thug: weird clusters of something

@fattocatto-wizard: dessert waffles (I had to add them back because they promised to not teleport the dimension)

@alchemical-overreaction: fireworks (not for eating)

@odd-animated-armor: Their own alcohol (didn't specify which kind)

@the-silliest-sorcerer: powdered fairy dumplings

@hnoc-system: allmeat dumplings (because they have every single type of meat. Including unkillable meat)

@lead-sorcerer: popcorn

@the-moth-wizard-of-mayhem: dinner pie

@aurelia-robowizard: enchanted strawberries

@helpfulapprentice: ice tea

@detective-disco: karaoke machine

we were also provided lemon tarts by @blooper-malte but sadly they couldn't make it

#wizard #wizardblr #wizardposting #Cookout on the island island

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viscerawizard · 5 months

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The roof of the walmart echoes with coughs.

The vibe of the cookout has shifted, slowly, easily, with the smoothness of a fleet snake slipping into a lake.

Every clone of me, nineteen of them in total, is doubled over hacking up blood. Plates have been dropped. Something is in one of their mouths that squirms like it's still alive.

Their hair - normally purple - is streaked with a dark and brooding red.

Their robes, long and regal, are stained the same.

The long, typically purple and striped tails are undergoing the same manner of warping as the hair.

And then they start to hum and grumble, groan and mumble, all with the same voice at once, a scratchy thing, a violent thing shot through with a hunger deeper than deep.

@aroace-wizard @amethyst-aster @ratticus-overlord @good-wizard @verylegalwizard @yourlocalbreadenthusiast @exispencer-crisis @thewanderingshapebetweenrealms @officialwizardnews @be-gentle-with-littluns @a-goose-in-a-trenchcoat @littlepawzbigheart @combustion-witch @monsterfucker-research-wizard @wild-magic-wizard @crickled-thorn-thug @fattocatto-wizard @alchemical-overreaction @odd-animated-armor @the-silliest-sorcerer @hnoc-system @lead-sorcerer @the-moth-wizard-of-mayhem @aurelia-robowizard @helpfulapprentice @detective-disco @im-a-wizard-who-dont-crime

#i feed #eat soon #of a feast.#wizardposting #wizardblr #wizardblogging #wizard island island #cookout

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island-census-wizard · 2 months

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Part Three

@thewanderingshapebetweenrealms @druidicrepository @skyethebisexualwolfwizard @the-traveling-jester @leadwizard @ratticus-overlord @sorcererest-sorcerer @littlepawzbigheart @the-candy-maker @hnoc-wizardposting @im-a-wizard-who-dont-crime @memerdemer @wizardofcomfort @officialwizardnews @the-mighty-dalob @weezebyrger-the-wizard @hollow8007 @candlegal @parkyrtheelvishbard @life-is-okay-rn @the-gentle-dragon @asheslab @vampiricram @bi-gender-sorcerer @the-chance-wizard @lead-sorcerer @chaos-wizard-nyehehe @newest-wizard @waterboardingwizard @diabolical-wizard @the-bluebell-wizard @the-pea-braned-warlock @saltedwizard @rainbowgod666 @st4rshin3s @worst-wizard-ever @the-adhd-sorcerer @xx-thewizardwuzza-xx @frogpantsthebloodgod @your-local-evil-wizard @jones-the-pirate-wizard @nothingf-i-s-h-yhere @the-sharkish-wizard @wizard-of-convenient-escapes @merchant-wizard-and-jerry @kingoflesserminormages @mysterious-headhunter @chronicles-of-the-hive-wizard @vampiric-flaming-skull @goblin-wizard-in-the-making

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officialwizardnews · 3 months

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hey guys some of my stoner friends stumbled into the flayed corpse of god any of yall what to help us deep-fry this thing i cant fit all of it inside my freezer

#officialwizardnews #cannabis #420stoner #wizardposting #we love casting spells #wizard posting #wizard #shadow wizard money gang #wizard island island #wizard shit #news #deep fried

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officialwizardnews · 2 months

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#officialwizardnews #wizardposting #wizard posting #shit post #shitpost

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officialwizardnews · 4 months

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hey has any one seen a animated scroll of create meth giraffe asking for a friend of course

#scrolls #officialwizardnews #wizardposting #we love casting spells

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officialwizardnews · 1 month

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why is there a god damn anime girl by my youtube logo its not on any other youtube tab i have open and its not on the google "to day is" banner so i dont know what the fuck there doing up there

#officialwizardnews #wizardposting #anime #youtube

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officialwizardnews · 4 months

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The wizards of today are so lazy they are all ways buying or stealing deep accursed knowledge it is even worse when they expect it to just randomly show up in any old ruins back in my time line we had to research are dark evil magic by committing horrendous crimes against the fabric of time and space itself it was hard work

yes my original home time line may have been erased from the multiverse but that does not mean you should take the easy way

lazy bones!

#officialwizardnews #wizardposting #we love casting spells #wizard posting #wizard #sexy old man #time line

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officialwizardnews · 4 months

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hey i live on the same sub island as "the frog" and I am hearing some weird noises at night should I give it something or should I ignore this?

#officialwizardnews #wizardposting #frog #wizard island island

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officialwizardnews · 2 months

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shrimp check

no this is not about you slouching though you should stop if you are this is a secret message trying to find the shrimp that killed yakuza boss nioi, check every inch of your house and then check it again because they are needed for another job a bigger job one that only they can do

if they are reading this they know where to find me

#officialwizardnews #wizardposting #shrimp posting

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officialwizardnews · 3 months

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CURSE OF THE WOBBLER