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i have been working on my america magic lately i think its really underrated yes it a bit weird and controversial but the last person that insulted me for using it ended up as deep fried soul mass with a side of frys so cant say its without benefits

#officialwizardnews #wizardposting #wizard posting #wizard spells #spells #america #we love casting spells #french fries

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oh i did not know they have potions at trader joes

or is this just potion flavored juice ?

#officialwizardnews #wizardposting #potions

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POWER WORD KINK SHAME

(kink shaming is my kink its like teasing but based on personal kinks)

SLUTTY SPELL CONTEST

Send in your sluttiest spells, and the one with the best contribution gets hit by everyone's spells at once

#officialwizardnews #wizardposting

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To Whom It May Concern,

As part of my duties as Overseer of Wizard Island Island and its multi dimensional territories, I am responsible for taking Housing Census of all Willing and Sentient Folk who abide here.

All I ask is any Written/Illustrated/Psychically Transmitted Description of your current residence, as well as cultural or geographically notable Landmarks nearby. If you wish to include direction (ie. North, West, Southeast) I will attempt to include you on the Wizard Island Island Map as well.

PLEASE NOTE: Information you share MAY be included in records or documents considered public access. DO NOT INCLUDE SENSITIVE INFORMATION or ANY information if you have had issues with the GOBLIN MAFIA at any point in history.

I hope this Letter finds you well,

-@cavolfire-the-roasted Overseer of the Brassica Sect of Magic and Territories of Wizard Island Island

i live on the north west islands in a mobile tower and news station my land lord is the frog that is ruffly the size of an mumakil not to be confused with the wizard named "the toad"

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i think i just got a add bot on my fried corpse of god post brothers in the arcane arts whats goin on is this normal?

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i dont know all the times i have had to tell my self this i was not alright

any way

long time no bones, I'm mostly active on my tiktok but I'm gonna try to post everyone I've posted there on here

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hey are you tired of not instantly standing up the second your alarm go's off are you a neurological paradox and only have a sense of smell well do i have the product for you

The Brand New Salt Alarm!!

set it up in these 5 easy steps. plug it in, connect it to the WIFI, put in the time you must to raise, pore in the smelling salt liquid, aim the nozzle over your head and just like that you have a alarm that you cant sleep thru. but wait theres more if you buy now on saltalarm.orb you can get a second bottle of smelling salt liquid for free so what are you waiting for get the salt alarm today

#officialwizardnews #smelling salt #wizard adds

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we now have are top scientist tracking this bastard down

#officialwizardnews #wizardposting #gnome

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I think you just reinvented the round table

Idea:

Wizard council of wizard councils, where there's a giant room that is shaped like a pizza and each slice hosts every member of a wizard council

the purpose? IDK

#wizardposting #wizardblr #wizard council #officialwizardnews

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hhmm i knew i was lawful neutral but i guess my very rare moments of chaos make me more neutral then i thought (sorry i did not feel like doing the wizard oc generator thing)

also almost half the "are you evil" coded questions involved money so i guess wanting to pay both my employs and land lord makes me borderline evil it was ether that or well "the experiments"

@im-a-wizard-who-dont-crime @wizard-of-interesting-failure

Tag game!!!

Do this quiz

And this picrew

And tag people(obviously)

@anartistwithamask @gummy-axolotl @shadowthegay @auseryoumayknow @copper-ichor @moonysfavoritetoast @alexthescaredenby @invaderxeya @fungal-boy-witch-yay @artists-void @hazbin-hotel-lucifer-simp @ka1-the-pr0ot @theautumnalcat

#alignment chart #lawful evil #true neutral #officialwizardnews #wizardposting #we love casting spells #wizard island island

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i was going to get all sasy about giving you the right answer in the tags but then i remembered that the reason i know the answer is because my urge to fuckabout and find out is a bit higher than the normal wizard and that my potion tism is makeing your shitpost way longer then it needs to be

any way might make a half assed tutorial on useing weed for adhd

Next up in the torment nexus: weed gummies that kill you

#officialwizardnews #cooking #weedlife #adhd #advice

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BREAKING NEWS

A group of bears led by a awakened bear named гейский трах is holding the town of elf boot hostage. They say if the council does not legalize the use of cocaine for bears and the cocaine bear spell in the next 48 hours they will burn down all of the art studios destroying elf boots main export yuri art and destroy the local economy. According to are news helicopter witch i did not know we had the budget for the bears have been supplied T-34 tanks by a unknown group. All towns and city's within blitzkrieg distance of elf boot are warned to set up anti tank runes.

#officialwizardnews #wizard island island #wizard island #wizardposting #we love casting spells #news #cocaine bear #yuri

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are you just going to plop it on top of the rice like decretive green onions or are you going to serve me brite pink rice with melted gummy gelatin in side of it?

Next up in the torment nexus: weed gummies that kill you

#cooking #cbd gummies #you want to use the tincture that was used too make the gummy and not the gummy its self that is the secret right answer

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that was Dalab with the forecast in other news a patrol of bears has been spotted near the north west side of the island driving tanks and wearing gas masks more news after these messages

If you see an Adult Dragon Crashing from the sky in the next few hours, don't be alarmed.

#officialwizardnews #wizard island island #wizard island #wizardposting #wizard posting

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#i rebloged that shit with out warning #wizardposting #shadow wizard money gang

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finally something in the news is relevant

news is looking pretty good lately

#officialwizardnews #skeletons

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i found out how to get the PLUG INS working on cake walk so i did a quick drum and bass test

#not wizard posting #drum and bass #cakewalk