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#tax fraud
the-gnomish-bastard · 10 months
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You’re wanted for tax fraud. I’m wanted for flying a dragon into an archwizard’s tower during his 900th birthday, killing 47. We are not the same.
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adragonsfriend · 3 months
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Whilst I adore the idea that in the maybe 24 total hours Anakin was present on the Lars' farm, he fixed literally everything mechanical there because of *angst*, I think an infinitely funnier idea is that Padme did their taxes. She doesn't like sitting around doing nothing any more than Anakin, and she was there for several extra hours, there's no way she didn't ask for something to do, and I think that thing should be their taxes.
Cliegg and Owen weren't actually expecting to actually be able to use a coreworlder's work, but as it turns out, Padme totally helped them commit tax fraud even better than they already were without even being asked.
Bonus points if she was doing it at the same time Anakin was out committing bloody murder.
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one-time-i-dreamt · 1 year
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I spent a day with Harry Styles. Then he committed tax fraud and murdered J.K Rowling.
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destielmemenews · 7 months
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"Judge Arthur Engoron, ruling in a civil lawsuit brought by New York Attorney General Letitia James, found that the former president and his company deceived banks, insurers and others by massively overvaluing his assets and exaggerating his net worth on paperwork used in making deals and securing financing."
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copias-girl · 10 months
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And ofc a very happy Father’s Day to the man, the myth, the monolith: Tin Foil <3
AKA our precious Tender Father ♥︎♥︎♥︎
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luckydiorxoxo · 7 months
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Shakira has been charged in second tax fraud case in Spain for allegedly failing to pay $7.1 million in 2018.
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Barcelona prosecutors claim she avoided paying the taxes by using an offshore company located in a tax haven.
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systemdeez · 8 months
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Send an IRS agent to investigate me and he'll come back pregnant.
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ladylexi-of-wind · 2 months
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Y’ALL, WHY HE LOOK LIKE THAT
Literal CHICKEN LEGS 💀
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@bunnni-gutz @rocketlauncher3000 @owlghuleh @ghestie-nun @historian-crown
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dougielombax · 4 months
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No, kitten.
Tax evasion and hating poor people is NOT a substitute for a personality.
Nor is it a personality trait.
Now run along, Daddy is currently trying to find patterns in things that aren’t there.
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Oliver: "For tax breaks I'm claiming you as my child, Mabel."
Mabel: "Wait, what???"
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4kumatora · 2 years
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Not sure if I’ll finish this so I figured I’d just post it anyway…Reigen gets a visit from the IRS!
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flirtyambiguouswizard · 7 months
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I was pondering me orb this morning when an unfamiliar came in and told me a flock of tax collectors is approaching wizard island island at Mach 3 speed. They will be here in 6 hours. Be ready. My castle is and always will be a safe place for honest wizard tax evasors so if you don't want to face them alone you're all invited at my place.
Dinner will be offered by me, if you bring drinks and tabletop games it won't be forgotten.
For those of you who don't know what an unfamiliar is, here's the lore. I'm still studying them but they seem trustworthy.
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one-time-i-dreamt · 10 months
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I made a deal with the Devil to get into Heaven (I committed tax fraud) and when I got there, everything was drawn in Sam O’Nella’s art style and God from Puppet History was there too.
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tax-fraud-wizard · 1 year
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Ah...Tax day.
Time to enact my master plan!!!
A.K.A!!!
THE TOTAL ERASURE OF THE IRS!!!!
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i would like to know the length of everyone's criminal history. what crimes have they done. out of curiosity of course
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Oh boy, this will be long. Well for me, it's child murder.
This little shit has murdered and stabbed plenty of people.
Redman has caused fraud, a million dollars worth of damage by just trojans alone. Oh, and murder. Everyone else has murdered, stabbed, probably stalked too, no need to really go further in detail. As for Flumpty, he's done. NOTHING. wrong. I swear. Hahah. hah.
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