>:3
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Savage: Good morning brother!
Maul: The horrors persist.
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Random lover of Zeus: Move aside bitch!
Hera: What did you say to me?
Demeter: Hey! No one calls my bitch, bitch!
Hestia: Dem! Dem! no.
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Elena: I made this friendship bracelet for you
Morgan: You know, I’m not much of a jewelry person
Elena: You don’t have to wear it
Morgan: No, I’m going to wear it. Forever. Back off
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Jay: Let’s watch Sharkboy and Lavagirl.
Nya: Okay.
Jay: And make out during the scary parts.
Nya: Th-
Nya: The scary parts.
Nya: Of Sharkboy and Lavagirl.
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The Professor: Oh good, you're not busy
The Genie, applying eyeshadow: Actually, Connie, I am busy
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Oh good, there you are.
Now Stanley, I need you to-
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Elzar Mann shortest firebrand confirmed
(I passed the first half of the final two years of school, so this is my celebration I guess)
whole panel:
Anyways we stan tall lady Avar Kriss, who btw is way too tired to put up with her best friends bullshit
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Maxine: What’s the meaning of life?
Simon: Five.
Maxine: Aw! Is it because you love her?
Simon, laughing: No. It’s because life is short.
Five, from the other room: I HEARD THAT YOU ASSHOLE!
@dorkylittleweirdo
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Varian: You've gone fishing right? In your life?
Hugo: *Sarcastic* Sure.
Varian: Really?
Hugo: *sarcastic* Oh yeah.
Varian: No, never? I used to do it all the time as a kid. I could never kill the fish though I always had to let em go.
Hugo: Kill the fish? Why would you kill the fish?
Varian: To eat em.
Hugo: You EAT fish?
Varian: Yes, Hugo. All the goddamn time.
Hugo: That's disgusting. They live in the scummy pond.
Varian: Do you drink water?
Hugo: Well, yeah.
Varian: Ew, really? Fish fuck in it.
Hugo: This water is what I'm drinking!? I thought it was like, different water.
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House
Chell: You can't tell him.
*Wheatley walks in*
GLaDOS: Hey, Wheatley, you'll never guess what I found out about the people that used to live in your house.
Wheatley: Oh really? What?
Chell: Alright, that's enough, come on-
GLaDOS: I know they people say they're 'dying to sell their house' but wow-
Chell: Okay, Wheatley let's get in the car, away from GLaDOS.
GLaDOS: Oh, I'm just teasing you, Chell. I'm not going to tell Wheatley that someone died in your house.
Chell:
Wheatley:
GLaDOS: ... Unless it slips.
Wheatley: SOMEONE DIED IN OUR HOUSE?!
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Alcina: Good afternoon.
Max, just after waking up, hungover and pissy: Oh yeah? What's so "afternoon" about it?
Alcina: Well, it's 4:30. P. m.
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Aja: This is my boyfriend Steve and that is Steve’s boyfriend Eli.
Zadra: Wait. What is the situation?
Aja: What do you mean?
Zadra: How does this work?
Aja: Steve is bi, I'm straight for him and he is bi for me and Eli and Eli is really gay for Steve.
Steve: It's not that complicated.
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Zadra: [to the camera] The thing about Earth culture is... I don't understand it.
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This is my dog and my cats relationship. The cat’s name is ‘Stuart’ and the dog is ‘Boots’.
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actually no, we're not "dating". we're bound together for infinity. like the stars. so, fuck you, actually.
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"Friends dont look at friends that way" COWARD. I look at my friends with awe in my eyes, my chest is filled with love, im glowing because i get to be near my friends. I look at my friends and i would give them my everything. SO SKILL ISSUE, look at your friends with all the love that you have
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