OKAY SO THERES A THING CALLED PUPPET HISTORY AND ITS SEASON FINALE CENTERS AROUND A BIG BLUE FUZZBALL CALLED THE PROFFESSOR WHOS IN CRETACIOUS TIMES WITH HIS HORNY PARENTS BECUASE OF A GENIE AND THIS GUY WHO REFUSES TO STOP WEARING ORANGE BEANIES AND I WAS CRYING ABOUT IT ALL LAST NIGHT AND
Somewhere deep in the Rocky Mountains, he had cached a trove of treasured items, including a magical lamp that only a creature about the size of a human hand could get to. And inside the magical lamp was a genie capable of granting any wish up to and including turning a seemingly everyday item into a secret time machine. But then, if you wished for that, the genie would be a total prick about it! So maybe be careful what you wish for.
No doubt Genie would have magically and albeit naively, conjured up a game of monopoly to introduce to his friends, only to have the nature of the gameplay completely destroy their loving relationships within a matter of how ever long THAT person takes on their turn smh…
Carpet would obviously win with no blood, sweat and tears lost.
Jasmine would ultimately forfeit the entire game after dangerously threatening the worthless lives of her components. Leaving the entire table afraid to go to sleep at night, and making her father wonder where he went wrong.
Aladdin would initially not want to get too invested, but would honestly end up putting everything on the line to win. Including a his soul and sanity.
Abu would rip up his cards in pure rage.
Genie’s friendly disposition would dwindle away as carpet collects his last dollar.
Not to mention, and not pictured: sultan crying in the other room after he excused himself politely.
I mean. Have you ever finished a game of Monopoly civilly??? On top of never having to deal with someone threatening to end it all? Let’s just say, we burned our board…
Sorry to those who actually like the game. You’re probably good at it. 😑
hey devil!! what do you think about that genie guy you worked with?
"THE GENIE? HE WAS GREAT TO WORK WITH, I'D DO IT AGAIN IN A HEARTBEAT! MORTALS CAN'T RESIST THAT THREE WISHES SHIT."
"I JUST WISH HE'D BEEN ABLE TO GIVE ME THOSE PUPPET SOULS!!! NOW I'VE GOTTA WORK FOR 'EM!"
[cc: "We're going back in time to the first Thanksgiving to get turkeys OFF the MENU. THATS RIGHT!!! We're going back in time to the first Thanksgiving to get turkeys OFF THE MENU-"]