“I wonder if you ever dream of me, and don’t tell me like I don’t tell you”
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saw this tweet and instantly thought of Carmy cause hes a little bitch(affectionate)
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remember azula telling chen they were gonna be the strongest couple in the world, and dominate the world?
that’s azutara
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BSD April Fools—
Ranpo and Kenji convinced Atsushi to prank Dazai but they learned something new that even Ranpo was shocked😬
Atsushi: Uh, Dazai—
Dazai: What is it?
Kenji: Mr fancy hat wants to talk to you!
Dazai: … wHaT?!
Ranpo: he’s outside waiting. He said something about divorce. Idk I wasn’t paying attention.
Dazai: oh— I completely forgot we didn’t get the divorce finalized.
The three: THE WHAT?!
Atsushi: Ok— hold on. We only said that as a joke—
Kenji: You two got married…?
Ranpo: I did not see that coming—
Yosano: DAZAI WHAT?!
Atsushi: Dazai, you guys are actually married?!
Dazai: uh—
Kunikida: Who’s married?
Kenji: Dazai is apparently married to Mr. Fancy hat from the Port Mafia
Kunikida: YOURE WHAT?!
Dazai: Ok— hold on—
Atsushi: what do you mean “hOlD oN”?!?!
Dazai: I can explain—
Kunikida: do we even wanna know…
Ranpo: I do!
Yosano: I second that.
Dazai: fine, yes we are married BUT— it was when I was still in the port mafia.
Atsushi: So because you were dating you just decided to get married?
Dazai: uh, we weren’t dating—
Kunikida: I’m officially lost
Dazai: we had to get married for a mission and I guess we forgot to sign the divorce.
Kenji: wow—
Yosano: OMG DO YOU HAVE RINGS?!?!
Dazai: yeah actually. It’s this one!
Atsushi: you been wearing that the entire time—
Kenji: how did we not realize it was there
Dazai: how am I supposed to know
Atsushi: Does he wear his too?
Kyoka: he does
Ranpo: AHH! Oh— where did you come from?!
Kyoka: the entire time
Dazai: you said he does wear his?
Kyoka: mhm, he’s very possessive over it too. I remember when I was still with them Mori went to pick it up off of Chuuya’s desk and he yelled at him.
Dazai: he actually yelled at Mori?!
Kyoka: mhm. He took care of it so much that it was kind of concerning
Dazai: hm…
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