house toying with foreman: Haha racial stereotype joke that doesnt even apply to you bc it's funny to annoy you (also, car)
house with chase: sooo remember that traumatic event you went through?
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I want friends but fuck if I have energy for bonding.
This post is about chronic illness & disability!
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You are Bhaal's stallion - many of your own Bhaalspawn have been born to die in this half-year. Your new children will become the tyrant's hoard.
...wait what.
How do you have multiple offspring be born in six months.
How fast...
...is Bhaal just speeding things up, or is Bhaal having them engage in some kind of combination of sexual reproduction and mitosis with a gelatinous cube or something?
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Person A: “After everything you’ve been through, how is it you can still smile and be kind? How are you not just completely broken from it all?”
Person B: “....What makes you think I’m not?”
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A redesign of my Qilin oc that I made like 10 years ago and never used...
Also decided he's a himbo bc how do I not have a himbo monster boyfriend oc???
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Read the manual before playing
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I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream by Harlan Ellison, 1967
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It's probably because none of the other characters are willing to eat the flesh of other humanoids that nobody else gets the healing benefits (nor able to, in Astarion's case). Still I can't help but feel that being able to engage in cannibalism without any health risks is a bit odd.
I'm ignoring all logic and voices of reason and deciding that Durge just has slightly different internal anatomy and can safely cannibalise people (is it cannibalism if you're only the approximation of a human[oid]?).
Also odd; you can just eat a dead dwarf right in front of the entire party and they say nothing.
I'm combining that with everybody getting mad when I killed Alfira but nobody complaining when Astarion drains me dry and leaves the corpse in the open, and adding it to the list of evidence to support Durge's "people don't mind murder so long as you eat your victims" hypothesis.
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Ummm... just a little disclaimer. I will draw this man a lot in the next time. I just feel it.
It´s Amadeus when he´s way older (about 25 years later). He isn´t as much of a nervwreck as he used to be but he has still his weak moments. The most important thing: he has white hair.
I haven´t drawn with alcohol markers for a long time. It´s kind of therapeutic eventough everything I draw with them looks like a crayola drawing.
For all lineart enjoyers:
Could be a lot crisper but it is what it is.
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