Sausage: [breaks down the door to Katherine and Shelby’s room]
Sausage: LESBIANS! WE'RE UNDER ATTACK!
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Jinx: [breaks down the door to Vi and Caitlyn's room]
Jinx: LESBIANS! WE'RE UNDER ATTACK!
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Surprise, bitch. I bet you thought you’d seen the last of me.
Xena
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Interviewer: I want to start by asking what everyone's goals are.
Jin Guangyao: World domination.
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Asta: Noelle threw a spell at me! It missed my head by three inches!
Gauche: Yeah, she needs to work on her aim.
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"Pain is all I've ever known. Pain is how the world's always talked to me. Why shouldn't pain be the way I talk back?"
-Astarion, probably
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Soraka: [breaks down the door to Leona and Diana's room]
Soraka: LESBIANS! WE'RE UNDER ATTACK!
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Elena: Y/n threw a knife at me! It missed my head by three inches!
Kol: Yeah, she needs to work on her aim.
@fitzs-trained-monkey @her-violent-delights @archangelslollipop
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Talos, running into Carol and Maria's room: Lesbians! We’re under attack!!
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Lucius: Draco threw a knife at me! It missed my head by three inches!
Bellatrix, secretly proud: Yeah, he needs to work on his aim
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Akaza: Sorry, are you in charge here?
Muzan Kibutsuji: I'm Muzan Kibutsuji, I'm in charge everywhere.
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Joey: Last I heard, you were still on the run.
Shelby: Last I heard, you were still a bitch.
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Bev: Eddie, calm down
Eddie: I can't calm down! You need to calm UP!
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Callisto: But I can’t forgive you. You have to pay for what you did! All the pain you’ve caused, all the sorrow. YOU MURDERED MY FAMILY!
Xena: No!-
Callisto: DEAD!
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Tsukishima: Tanaka-san, you need to calm down.
Tanaka: Calm down? I don't need to calm down! You need to calm UP AND GET ON MY LEVEL!
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Galadriel: I used to think you were like me. You were attracted to the darkness. But Halbrand, you ARE the darkness.
Halbrand: No! Before you, that's all there was. You're the only light I've ever known. You've changed me, Galadriel.
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