#sm ross x reader

[moon-thething]

heyo! wondering if u could do romantic hatzgang x reader but readers dad is bob velseb :) thx very much !

Okay, sure! Btw I'm doing these separately since in my rule book I said I wont be doing Polyamory

Romantic or platonic?: Romantic

Readers gender: gender neutral

Type: fluff, a little bit of angst

Hope you enjoy :)

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Roy

Roy would probably find out that Bob Velseb is your dad by watching the news

Like- you didn't tell him when you started dating. And he never actually watched the news so he didn't know

Although, now that he thinks of it, the strange and scared looks you two got while walking down the street hand in hand is now more explainable

When he turned to talk with Robert and Ross they only just looked at each other for a moment and said: "We thought you already knew."

My man's was shook. To the point he started yelling at the two for no reason

After that he would flinch every time you were around, that is until you two talked about it.. and you bringed it up

"Hey Roy?" You said. Roy jumped lightly as he turned to you with an awkward smile

"Yeah, what is it?" He asked, chuckling awkwardly as he half his hands together

"Why are you avoiding me?" You asked, now frowning as your shoulders dropped sligtly. Roy's smile also faded as he only looked down at the ground with a sad expression

"I... Why didn't you tell me." He said, you looked at him confused

"Tell you what?" You asked, Roy looked up from the ground and into your eyes, his eyes were glossy as he looked like he was about to cry

"That... That you are Bob Velseb's kid." He mumbled, his lip quivered as he bit the inside of his cheek. He knew you weren't violent... But how can he be sure when you've only dated for four months?

Your brows furrowed as you looked at him in anger, only making him tense up even more as he fiddled with one of the sleeves of his sweater

"Just because he's my dad that doesn't mean I'm the exact copy of him, Roy." You said, your face scrunched up as tears started to form

"I really thought you were different, Roy." You said, closing your eyes for a moment before walking away. Roy went to stop you but it was like he was glued to the floor, he couldn't move a muscle, he really did want to stop you, to apologize. But his body didn't let him

You didn't talk to him for over a week after that, he kept sending you text messages, saying he was sorry and that he doesn't think of you differently

He was so worried, he really thought he had lost you

But after weeks of messaging he finally saw you in public and talked to you

To say you were happy was sort of the truth. You were beyond happy, but also pissed that it took him that long to apologize... Yeah, you really didn't check your phone during that period

It took you two a while to get to the point in your relationship you were at before Roy found out, but you eventually got the hang of it and acted as if nothing was wrong

Robert

He would have found out when you told him

He doesn't watch the news, like- at all. He just has everything on his phone and thinks the news are boring

So he was kind of scared when you just pulled him by his sleeve and told him you two need to talk. He was scared you were going to dumb him or something

"Robert. I have to tell you something." You sighed, holding onto Robert's hands as you looked down at the ground. Robert looked at you with a worried expression as he stayed silent

"I know you don't watch the news... So I'm just going to say it now. I'm... I'm Bob Velseb's kid." You said, rubbing Robber's hands comfortingly

Robert looked at you with a confused expression, his brows furrowed before a smile grew on his face. He best out laughing as he let go of your hands

"Great joke Y/n." Robert laughed, whipijg away the fake tear in his eye, "you really got me good." He huffed out a few remaining laughs, finally looking up at you

His smile fell quickly when he saw the serious expression on your face. He streaghtened up and stared at you with a blank gaze

"You.. you're serious."

Took him a couple of minutes to process everything but after his little chrisis he hugged you

Telling you that he lives you either way. That Bob Velseb is just your father, not a personality and that he knows you're not like him

You tried a little ngl. Not full on sobbed but little sniffles and tears of relief and joy

Your relationship was okay tbh, he would refrain himself from making little jokes about your dad thought

Ross

Chilliest one of them all to be honest. He often watches the news with his mom so he knew about you before you started dating

Before you were dating he would be like everyone else, avoiding you. Thinking you were just like your father

But one day, he had the guts to walk towards you and make small talk. And he found out that you were actually pretty nice

After that you would talk more and more every day. Yes, people would stare at you like you're some freaks. But at least you had someone who wasn't afraid of you

When you started dating you would be a pretty chill couple, but he would ask more personal questions if you dare certain things with your dad

You and Ross laid on your bed, looking up at the ceiling while holding hands, just enjoying each other's company as birds sung

"So... Y/n." Ross started, "are you a canibal?" He turned to you. You turned to him and looked at him with a disgusted expression

"Fuck no!" You yelled, grinning as you both started to laugh

"But I won't mind eating you up- wait, no. That's not what I mean-" Ross just bursted out laughing as you tried to defend yourself, only making the situation worse as Ross's laughs continued untill he was out of breath, hitting the bed as no sound escaped him

Yeah, he would make a lot of jokes after that. But hey, you do joke about the nicknames his mom gives him from time to time

He would hold pinkies with you in public. Not because he is ashamed of you, but I don't really need him as a huge PDA type of guy

He does give you a kiss on the cheek when he sees people taking and looking at you with disgusted expressions

#spooky month #spooky month x reader #gender neutral reader #hatzgang #hatzgang x reader #sm hatzgang #sm ross x reader #sm robert #sm roy #sm ross #sm robert x reader #sm roy x reader

[salsakiyoomi]

"i want to get married."

iwaizumi's head snaps up at your statement his attention diverted from his phone to you and his brows furrow in confusion "what?"

"i want to get married." you repeat yourself again, leaning back against the couch cushions and throwing your legs over the armrest.

iwaizumi scoffs, a confused smile on his face "this is the last joke, right?" he questions, frowning down at you as you're looking up at him — it's a bit late into the afternoon, but too early for you to start saying nonsense since you've always been so adamant about not getting married.

you roll your eyes at him, "no." and iwaizumi's frown deepens, "are you okay?" he asks.

you scowl at him "the hell's that supposed to mean?"

he shrugs, his gaze turning back to his screen "just...you're being weird again."

"you're so rude and for what." you huff, rolling your eyes again, you cross your arms, now staring at the ceiling above, "i want to get married, haji."

"can't help you with that." he's still scrolling through his phone, not paying much mind to you.

"i want to have like, a las vegas wedding." you say, and iwaizumi turns off his phone — now you've captured his attention since he stares at you as if you've grown two head, you grin at his expression and iwaizumi assumes the worst — is it that you're suggesting you want to go to las vegas? it is only a four hour drive from california after all.

"a las vegas wedding?" iwaizumi questions as if making sure he heard you correctly.

"yeah like, you know, the ones in those casinos?" you gesture around with your hands as if to emphasize your point, "like i wanna throw on a white dress — but like, not the puffy ones, like a party dress, sequins and glitter one — or you know what, actually, a puffy dress would be awesome." you ramble on, iwaizumi's looking down at you, amused, "anyway, what i'm saying is that i wanna get absolutely hammered, throw on a white dress and get married in vegas."

iwaizumi snorts, "who you gonna get married to?"

"i don't know." you shrug, you reposition yourself now so that your head is laying in his lap and you look up at him, grinning mischievously, "you."

iwaizumi's eyes slightly widen, the tips of his ears turning pink and he groans, pushing you off of him, "you're so weird." he may have pushed you a little too hard that you fell off the couch with a dull thud.

he tries to ignore his skipped heartbeat as your laughter echoes through the living and iwaizumi's hand is curled at his mouth to hide his smile, "come on." you chide, "you know — say, we do get married in vegas, technically then, you'll only be married in vegas."

iwaizumi frowns, "that's not true, who told you that?" you're looking up at him with an entertained smile on your face, "you know, it's way too easy get married in vegas, right? why do you think so many people get married accidentally when they're drunk?"

iwaizumi scoffs, and leans back on the couch, arms crossed — it was a calm afternoon on his day off until you started on with your marriage shit, but unfortunately ( fortunately ) for him, you were his best friend, and roommate, so he had to put up with it, even if he has to pretend to be annoyed sometimes.

he says, "i really hope one day you'll finally mature enough that you stop saying weird shit all of the time."

you laugh, "you're just jealous you can't be as creative as me." iwaizumi rolls his eyes, watching as you get up from the ground and walk closer to him, too close actually that your face is right up his, "but it's fine, i'll get that vegas wedding one day."

you laugh, drawing back away from him and iwaizumi looks away, a slight blush tinting his cheeks, "yeah, dream on."

you hum in response, and with the way your gaze seems to be a bit too distant, iwaizumi assumes you've gone off on to your own little world now, you're no longer looking at him, instead staring at the tv that has a spanish show playing that neither of you understand, but he knows you're not listening when he mumbles a soft, "maybe even a real wedding." under his breath.

#the roommates to lovers agenda ♡ #yeah baby roommate iwa is back 💪💪 #finally wrote something for my beey biteable man i love him sm #y'all remember when ross and rachel got married in vegas while they were drunk and couldn't remember abt it in the morning #maybe i'll do a part two for this by that 💀 #haikyuu #haikyuu headcanons #haikyuu scenarios #haikyuu drabbles #haikyuu fluff #haikyuu x reader #iwaizumi hajime #iwaizumi headcanons #iwaizumi drabbles #iwaizumi scenarios #iwaizumi fluff #iwaizumi imagine #iwaizumi x reader

[happy74827]

Writing for underrated characters can be both rewarding and frustrating.

Seeing comments about how thankful/grateful they are that someone is finally supplying for them is literally enough to make you want to burst into tears of joy.

But, then, you also get reminded that wow… what an empty void. How cruel.

#there’s so many characters that deserve sm love #and it’s sickening that every time I go to read some and there’s nothing #like please #someone write my poor babies #I can’t be the only one 🥲 #writers on tumblr #writer problems #tumblr page #x reader #reader #fanfic #fanfiction #gideon graves #todd ingram #dexter morgan #felix bell #scott pilgram fanfiction #suits #harvey specter x reader #mike ross x reader #harvey specter #gideon graves x reader #lucas lee #lucas lee x reader #todd ingram x reader #suits fanfiction #joe goldberg x reader #rhys montrose x reader #billy burns #billy burn x reader

[ech0lesss]

Heyo, could i have some poly hcs for the hatzgang? Dw im a minor thats ross and roberts age

totally anon!! been waiting for this request honestly <3

Content: gn reader, might be a lil long but i can’t add a cut or anything rn (mobile)

forgor where i got this art from but credit is written on there.

(yea i’m trying to put art on my fics now 💀)

Poly Hatzgang x Reader General HCs

You’re a transfer student to their school.

Your first day, this kid randomly seems to be walking up to you with a grin on his face.

He seemed pretty short, brown curly hair, and striped yellow and orange shirt plus a hat.

Two other dudes were following him around, which you assumed were his friends.

As he approached you, you tried greeting him, but he only seemed sarcastic during your conversation.

Then he decided to start making fun of you, trying to embarrass you and get under your skin.

You were just sitting there letting him spit insults at you, until one of the other kids following him around pushed Roy softly to the side and put a hand on your shoulder, telling you he could show you around.

He was tall with blonde curly hair, also with a hat on, and the other had a dark aesthetic to him, with a beanie on.

The tall one introduced himself as Robert, the other as Ross, and then Roy.

Ross waved and smiled softly, following you and Robert around while Roy stared in frustration.

Robert seemed nice - he showed you around and told you all the teacher’s names.

At lunch, he sat next to you along with Ross.

You noticed their friend Roy getting annoyed, so you told them they didn’t have to hang out with you.

They of course still stayed with you, talking with you and keeping you company.

A few weeks at the school and Robert and Ross were your friends. Roy was just warming up to you, but you knew he was a good kid inside.

Later on, of course, they all catch feelings for you, and ask you to join their relationship.

Now, on with hcs:

You better like metal.

I’m probably just adding this because I absolutely love metal (especially Metallica) but Ross really loves metal, and would probably hang out with the gang listening to Korn or something.

Roy tries to look neutral about it, but really he does like it.

Robert likes it too, as long as everyone’s happy he’s happy.

You all literally see each other almost every day. There’s no day you don’t ever see them.

Robert’s a big cuddler, so sometimes you will all just lay in a cuddle pile, basking in each other’s warmth as a song plays in the background, you all pretty much asleep.

You all love to play video games together too, so if you have a game console or something they all like to take turns playing different games and such.

Robert, Ross, and Roy are the most to least tolerant of PDA. Roy sees it as a weakness and likes to keep stuff private, while Ross just likes to keep things behind closed doors too. Robert isn’t overly affectionate but a quick hug is always nice.

Not much changes since you all got into a relationship except you guys are just more touchy and lovey.

Roy secretly loves it when you’re affectionate with him. He loves your cuddles and praise, but of course, Roy is Roy so he’ll almost never show it. Especially around others.

Roy’s love language is acts of service, he likes doing subtle things for you when you do something for him. Helped him beat a game? He’ll leave a small piece of chocolate in your bedroom.

Ross’ is words of affirmation. He likes to hear nice things from you, even if it’s just “Thank you.”

Robert’s is definitely physical affection. Like I said, big cuddler. Just give him one kiss on the cheek a day, please.

Like I said, Roy secretly loves those affectionate moments. He gets super flustered during them, though.

Just please don’t do it in public. It ruins his ego.

Ross just loves silent moments between you. Late night walks where you hold hands, walking in the moonlight, are the best.

Ross is definitely actually a night owl. Probably stays up really late on the weekends.

He’s almost never bothered by anything. He never gets annoyed and he’s super chill.

Robert’s more jumpy, but in a good way, like more excitable and all. He could probably go on hours rambling about anything.

He loves long hugs. Doesn’t really get embarrassed that easily either.

Robert loves letting you borrow his shirts and stuff, he loves how they smell like you when they come back.

If you have a pet, they’ll be all over it. Of course they’ll give it space if needed but they all definitely love animals.

I feel like Roy and Robert would be dog people. Ross just gives me black cat vibes.

Sleepovers all the time. Even on school days. You all go to the same school so whatever.

Ross probably tries putting makeup on you for fun.

Roy is super stubborn and won’t ask for help when needed, so you’ll probably have to give him help even when he says he doesn’t need it. Example : trying to beat a video game. He’ll thank you later, in his own way.

You all either go out to get fast food, watch Roy bully little kids, or chill st each other’s houses as dates together.

Your not really open about your relationship, I’d imagine. You don’t tell everyone but people that you trust would know.

But yeah, all loving boyfriends! Roy’s secretly soft, Ross is quiet and a lil shy, and Robert is a sweetheart <3

Maybe I’ll make more if I’ll feel up to it! Maybe I didn’t have much ideas rn but I wanted to get this done. Love them sm bro ❤️

#spooky month #spooky month x reader #hatzgang x reader #hatzgang #the hatzgang #hatzgang spooky month #hatzgang sm #ross spooky month #roy spooky month #robert spooky month #robert sm x reader #ross sm x reader #roy sm x reader #spooky month hatzgang #spooky month headcanons #echo writes

[jinnie-ret]

FIC RECS

Ok so someone in my asks box asked me for some fic recommendations and I tried to add some gradually but my asks have been so weird recently so I've had to make a new post for them!

First of all ty anonnie you words were really sweet, I hope you stay healthy too!

Also just to preface I will list sfw and nsfw recs so pls if you are a minor, do not explore the nsfw recommendations, these blogs will most likely have a mdni statement so pls respect that and don't go against that :)

Now, enjoy!

SFW

Enough for you - @mixtape-racha (poly ot8 angst comfort)

We love an angst comfort fic and this is one of my faves. Take caution reading this one and read the content warnings at the top just in case! But this one is simply amazing and I wish I wrote it the end.

The Field Trip - @dreamescapeswriting (Seungmin X reader)

Seungmin and reader are teachers in this and if you follow me you may have seen me reblog this one before bc I love it and want this, also this blog has so many imagines you will be fed for days

Warm blankets - @jiniret-writings (3 parts, hurt comfort poly ot8 x reader)

I felt so emotionally invested in this story when I read it, like I felt readers pain 😭 gorgeous

jack-in-the-box -@junicai (angst, ninth member reader)

Set in kingdom. We hate mnet. Skz are very protective and reader gets the comfort she deserves in the end, love this sm!

@hyunjinsbelovedamericano - lots of headcanons and reaction type fics on their MASTERLIST, give it a look!!

Simptober 2023 - @skz-streamer

Fluff for days!!! pookie rly worked hard on this one so go and show some love because you've got so much to read here

Skz text aus - @channiesbakery

These are so so funny I cannot cope. Also explore the other fluff posts too bc they're really cute!

More text aus - @diddybok

Same goes for this blog too, explore their other stuff!

@hannahhbahng has some rly cute fluffy reads on their masterlist

@hanjiquokkaaa check out their skz reactions! My pookie slays every time

Skz fluff fics - @wooahaes

So much fluff to pick from! I fall in love every time!

Warm milk and honey - @horanghoe (poly skz x reader)

One of my fav skz comfort fics of all time, it's so so good, recommending again bc I should

In his arms, unexpectedly yours - @cheesemonky (Hyunjin x reader series)

This is a new series which I'm excited to see my pookie write !!!

@astraysimp for dad skz!!!

Nicholas Ross - @dean-a-mean-tae (skz ninth member male oc)

Love their ninth member writings so definitely check it out if you're looking for male!oc who is the ninth!

In my past, I find you and in the future, I still have you - @yangbbokari (Chan x reader)

Heartbreaking, like so angsty but it's gorgeous gorgeous gorgeous

Princess treatment with SKZ - @j-oneproduces

Each individual member x reader has a drabble and I love it so so much, very accurate imo

@skzoologist read their imagines on their ninth member oc Bae! They also have a fic called unfamiliarity using the same oc :)

I like the view - @mirisss (hybrid ot8 skz X reader)

I rly need to reread this one because I loved what I read so far on it!!!

NSFW

Rabbit hybrid reader - @authorofdanger (hybrid skz x hybrid reader)

I've linked a masterlist, I'd recommend the fic dominance and then the first few fics which are to do with reader as a rabbit hybrid! slight warning that woojin is mentioned

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Red Moon - @lixiepeach (omegaverse series)

this is one of the first skz omegaverse fics I read and it is done so beautifully, as it says in the description of the series, it deals with more adult content than just smut, and the way it is explored is written so well, couldn't recommend highly enough!

Inked Petals and Message Tones - @leviackermanscleaningbuddy (poly smau with real life)

this is an ao3 skz fic which changed my life. I can't explain how much I love this, it had me on an emotional rollercoaster fr fr like it's amazing!

n.h.i.e mini series - @hyungszn (smut ot8 x reader)

damn this one really has me on my toes like the chapters are chefs kiss and it's such a good read!

Bold - @hyunsvngs (American footballer minsung x reader)

Wow wow wee wow. This one made my brain go brrr and evaporate and melt and wow the storyline in it is so so good too. Juno rly has such a good relationship with anonnies and moots and it's so lovely to see. A jupiter stan right here!!

Sanguis Limerence - @jl-micasea-fics (vampire skz x reader)

This is one of the first series I was fully committed to reading on this all and constantly checking. It's insanely amazing, I can't put it into words and now I wanna read it all back again 😭

waiting for us - @kkami-writes (smau poly ot8 X reader)

I'm in love with this!!! Perhaps my fav skz smau like the character development as well is really nice to see and it's an easy read if you find it easier to read it in text messages form

Anger management - @2chopsticks2eyes (minsung x reader)

This is so hot and the way the storyline progresses as well is beautiful

@1-800-shedevil I'm in awe of her and her blog. Gorgeous writer, gorgeous writing. Her posts about body positivity rly are so helpful and her words are so comforting

Sharing = caring - @cbini (ot8 X reader)

This is unbelievably good and if you haven't seen it yet? Do you even Tumblr? Love how ems has such a good relationship with moots and in answering asks too! cbinian for life

Better than revenge - @lixie-phoria (smau Jeongin x reader)

I'm so obsessed with this series so far, putting it here bc there's smut to be added in the future. But I'm in love with it so far wow!!!

#stray kids #skz #skz x reader #stray kids x reader #skz fluff #skz angst #straykids imagines #stray kids fluff #stray kids imagines #skz fic #skz smut #stray kids smau #stray kids smut #poly skz #skz poly #straykids ninth member #skz ninth member #stray kids ninth #stray kids ninth member

[chososdiscordkitten]

Boyfriend!Choso♡

Pairing: Choso x Gn!reader

Content: Fluff, sfw, no use of y/n or pronouns, readers appearance isnt mentioned, talk of marriage, sooo many cuddles, Choso's love language is acts of service, mentions of skin picking from anxiety, John wick movies mentioned lol

Word count: 3.5k

(a.n) I wrote this bcs I miss him sm, I shed a few tears while writing this btw. He's my pookie bear. finally putting my endless amount of books of love poems to work! I wrote this while listening to 'We'll Never Have Sex- Leith Ross' if u were curious:3

When I think about Choso as your boyfriend, I picture him being so gentle and delicate whenever it comes to you. Always a small sweet smile on his lips whenever he did something for you. As small as it was- all he needed was a simple “Awe, thank you Cho.” from you and a kiss on his cheek and he was set for the day. If you were studying for your college final, he’s the kind of person to bring you a warm cup of fresh coffee, “Careful-” he’d urge, seeing your hand reach for it. “It's hot.” Warning you, even if he was holding it from the bottom before he came to give it to you. I see Choso adoring kisses from you. Small pecks on his cheek or his forehead. In his mind it was your way to say thank you, even if it wasn't needed. But he loved how his chest swelled when you'd say, “Oh, Choso. You're so sweet.” your hand going to your chest and your eyebrows pinched together. Early in your relationship Choso noticed how much he liked hearing you praise him. Even if it was a quiet “Thank You.” followed by a warm smile. He liked knowing that you enjoyed his acts of service. It was his form of showing affection, thinking that he wasn't good with his words. And feeling like hugs and kisses weren't enough to make you feel his love. The best way Choso could describe it is wanting you to keep him in your pocket, when you commented that to him he liked the idea so much that it got stuck in his head. The idea of him living in your pocket so he was always with you, always there in case you needed a warm hug. He liked seeing your face light up when you came home from work after having a bad day. Only needing to see him in order to feel better. It also helped that he always greeted you by the door with a warm smile on his lips. Always taking your coat off for you, and asking how your day was.

Choso feels things so deeply, even mentioning the day you might break up made him nervous. Making his hands clammy and his eyebrows furrow. “If I tell you this, you have to promise me that you will never tell anyone.” You tell him, the two of you sitting faces inches apart, legs criss crossed like two children sharing secrets. He opened his mouth to talk, his hand going to his chest and laying flat against his oversized white t-shirt. “I promise, I will never tell anyone.” serious look on his face as he vowed to you. “Cho, I'm serious, even if one day you hate me- you cannot tell a soul.” you smiled, seeing Choso’s eyebrows furrow. “I would never hate you. Never in my life will I ever hate you-” he promised, his hand reaching down to hold yours as his eyes went wide with worry. “And if one day I tell you that I do- that is not me.” he smiled. Making you laugh as you clutched his hand. Smiling before leaning in to kiss his forehead, Choso’s eyes blinking shut as his cheeks turned warm. Pulling away and looking at his now calm eyes, “Okay-” you smiled, before pulling his head to your lips and whispering in his ear. 

I think the way Choso loves is pure and unconditionally. The kind of love that was shown by his actions rather than his words. Like when you cut your finger while mincing some vegetables for lunch. Choso would wipe it gently with hydrogen peroxide. Wincing with you as though he felt the sting on your finger. Mumbles of “You have to be careful.” as he wrapped it delicately. Placing a gentle kiss on the bandage before cleaning up. Any time he saw a bruise on your calf, he hissed as his fingers pressed it. “Where'd that come from?” he asked, his voice pained as he rubbed it gently. “No idea. Didn't even know it was there.” you smiled, feeling him press a soft kiss to it. To Choso, all wounds and bruises are healed with kisses. He knew that if you treated something with love and care, it would heal quicker. His theory made you smile as he swore that it was true. Remembering his theory when you'd hold his hands, your soft fingers examining his calloused ones as he watched a show you had put on. Almost feeling the pain in your own hands when you saw the sides of his fingertips bright pink. Small scabs forming at the sides of his fingernails, sharp pain in your heart as your eyes scanned them. Knowing he picked at the skin anytime he got anxious. Choso turned his head to look at you to see what was wrong. Seeing your saddened eyes on his fingers. Lifting them up and placing kisses to the tips of them one by one. Your eyes closed as he felt his heart swell.

The way Choso loves is an adoration only seen in movies. The kind of love that teenage girls write about in their diaries. The kind of love that no matter what you've gone through, he will stay by your side. Feet planted to the ground and arm wrapped around you. The kind of man who would defend your actions- no matter if they're wrong, with an iron fist. The kind of love where if you were lost at sea, he'd sail through the endless salt water till he found you. Love so pure, you were unsure of it at first. Only ever seeing this kind of love in movies and tv shows. But he assured you quickly, this wasn't any movie or tv show. His warm hands on your face always reminded you of that. You'd close your eyes and feel him kiss your cheeks, placing one onto your brow bone, onto the bridge of your nose. However many kisses it took to make sure you knew that this wasn't some fairytale. Choso would get tears in his eyes when he heard you speak about the trials you were put through growing up. Crumbling completely at your words, hearing your voice started to shake and your eyes turned red with tears. Not being able to understand how anyone could hurt you. To him you were precious. Even thinking about the tears you’ve shed over your pain, made him sad. He never understood how people could be so cruel, especially to you. He hated seeing you sad. He hated seeing you in bed all day, he hated seeing you pick at your food. Choso hated seeing your lips chapped and cracking while you tried to assure him that you were okay with a smile. He is such an empath when it comes to you, always trying his hardest to cheer you up. 

Choso’s favorite moments with you were the ones where he would hold you close. Slow dancing in the living room by candle light when the lights went out. Violent rain and thunder outside as he hummed the tune of a song. Stumbling feet as you both tried to figure out the movements. And every night before bed when you held onto him as though he would disappear in your hands if you let go. Feeling your fingertips press into his clothed skin, face nuzzled to his chest. His chin on the top of your head, his hand rubbing your back as he lulled you to sleep. Even in deep slumber, he never lets you go. Most nights going to sleep in each others arms and waking up still clinging to each other, somehow feeling like two puzzle pieces coming together. Most of the moments you shared together were spent in silence. Only in eachothers arms. Eyes closed as you felt the feelings of stress and the worries of life fade away in his arms. His hand caressing the side of your face as you drifted to sleep. Choso loved hearing your heartbeat, feeling your warmth against the side of his face as he tried counting how many times you breathed per minute. To him it was like counting sheep before going to bed. I don't think Choso would be the type to use pet names, preferring the intimacy of calling you by your name. But he loved hearing you say his name, the way your voice always said it so sweetly. He loved your voice. Just hearing you whisper, "Good morning-" before kissing his cheek made him giddy in the morning. That's why he would insist on you reading out loud to him, caressing your knee while listening to your voice.

I see Choso as the kind of guy who would try to convince you he knew how to tell someone's future, “Oh really?” You asked, sarcasm in your tone as his hand held yours. “I swear I do-” he started, a smile already on his face as he looked up to the sky. It was late, two, maybe three am. Both of you had lost the want to sleep that night, Choso had asked you if you had noticed how bright the stars shined at night. Seeing as you were on the outskirts of Tokyo and high in the mountains, the stars shone so brightly. So close you felt like you could touch them if you reached your hand out to them. Laying on the grass as you looked over at him, the full moon gave you a clear look at his face. “Then tell me my future.” You said, turning to your side and holding your head up with your hand. He closed his eyes, And let out a ‘hmmm’ he let go of your hand, mirroring the way you laid, opening one eye to look at you. “You have to close your eyes too or it wont work.” He smiled, looking at you. Sighing as you closed your eyes, knowing he was just trying to be funny. “Alright now I can see.” He laughed, you exhaled sharply hearing his tone. His hand reached for yours again, guiding you to hold your hand flat against his, “Ohh i see. This makes sense.” He exaggerated. “Tell me.” you smiled, keeping your eyes closed. Choso opened his eyes to look at you. Admiring your features, taking in the image of you. He thought you looked so beautiful. The way you smiled, waiting for him to tell you the future. Practically melting at how your yes shut tight in anticipation, he smiled. Leaning over to kiss you, pulling away as he watched you open your eyes. You looked at him, eyes squinted, “I knew it.” you said, dropping your hand from his as he smiled at you. He turned to lay on his back, laying your head on his chest hearing his heartbeat quicken. His hand went to you back, holding you close as you closed your eyes. “The only thing I see when I think about my future is knowing it will be with you.” Choso whispered, his free hand behind his head as you rubbed your hand on his chest. 

I see Choso not liking horror movies, always dreading when you brought home a dvd from the 5 dollar section at the gas station. It wasn't because he was scared or anything (his words not mine) he just didn't like seeing the violent things people thought about to make a movie. Not understanding what cruel childhood the director must've had to think of such disgusting gore. Choso's hands clothing your arm, closing his eyes anytime he sensed a scary scene was coming. His body involuntarily jumped as a loud bang flashed on the screen. And everytime you laughed he'd say, “I was falling asleep- the noise surprised me.” Defending himself to you like he had to let you think he was strong. And after the movie was over and you'd be getting ready for bed, in the kitchen getting a glass of water. You'd say, “Did you hear that?” voice quiet and feigning fear. Seeing him flinch, shoulders stiff and turning around to stand in front of you, protecting you from any ghosts that dared step into the light. You couldn't hold in your laugh when you saw him get into his ‘fighting stance’ as he liked to call it, seeing him look back at you with a deadpan face. Taking a step forwards toward your bedroom. “Wait, don't leave the ghosts might get me!” you'd laugh, seeing his hand fwip up and down. “They can have you.” he mumbled, waiting for you at the doorway, secretly afraid of a ghost actually being there. Choso loves you always, even when you feel like complete garbage as the flu ate away at you. “Don't come near me- you'll get sick.” You'd say stuffy nose as he tried to hug you. “I don't care.” he’d reply, his hands wrapping around you as he pressed a kiss to the top of your head. Spending the few days doting on you, holding you close while you shivered in his arms. Whispering to you "Gimme a kiss." before bed. Knowing he won’t go to sleep if you didn't grant him his wish. It didn't take long for Choso to catch it. But like he told you, he didn't care. As a matter of fact- he preferred being sick. It only gave you more reasons to stay at home with him, loving how you’d make him hot soup. How you'd scold him when he didn't take the flu medicine you had bought him. Choso didn't care, he liked knowing that the next morning you'd have to call into work to take care of him. Even long after it had passed, early in the mornings asking you to feel his forehead. That he doesn't feel too good. And you'd always check, pressing your hand to his forehead, “Cho, you feel fine.” you'd say, “Well my stomach hurts too-” he'd say, watching your hands grab your coat with pained eyes, seeing his eyes full of desperation. You placed a kiss on his lips, “I will be home soon.” you'd say through your teeth, seeing him pout in response. Always looking for a way to keep you home with him. 

I see Choso being jealous and possessive. Not in the way you’d think, more in a “I'm jealous of the wind that blows through your clothes.” kind of way. Possessive in the “I want you here with me till the sun rises in the west and sets in the east.” manner. I could never picture Choso willingly being toxic, a few pinkish flags but nothing that could ever really bother you. He was thrown into the new feelings of a different kind of love, so it was understandable when he would say something that was a thought straight from his head. Not bothering to think about it before telling you. But you always knew he meant his words, no matter how jumbled they were. When Choso had brought up how he could never forgive himself if he ever made you cry, you felt your heart strings pull at your chest. How he was so blessed to be with you. Loving him even when he was a mess. The kind of lover that draws you by candle light, telling you- “You look so beautiful- I have to show you.” his hands picking up a napkin and a stray pen from the living room coffee table. Drawing you slowly as you looked at him, thinking about how you were the blessed one to have such a perfect partner. Choso feared very few things, always making sure that you're safe in any situation. Didn't matter how small the danger risk was, you always came first. But what he feared most was your death, he had seen the movies about a perfect love that was shattered by the death of the other. While watching movies Choso liked picturing the two of you as the characters in his mind. Movies that were stupid romcoms, but he still watched them while daydreaming the couples were you and him. When you had brought up if he'd like to watch the John Wick movies, “They're just action movies about a guy who never dies.” You'd say as he nodded his head yes. After watching the first one he thought heavily of what he'd do if you were taken from him. What would become of him if you weren't here anymore. Choso’s heart clenched as he started breathing heavily. Turning over to see your back as you slept, fearing you had died in your sleep he pulled your arm so you'd flip to your back. Placing his ear to your chest, focusing on trying to hear your heartbeat as you slept. A relieved sigh leaving his lips at hearing your heart. Feeling the sudden weight on your chest, stirring awake as you squinted down at him. His eyes look up at you, whispering a small “Sorry.” Before pulling the shared blanket back on top of you. Laying on his side as you turned back around. His hands find their designated place around you, spooning you while you go back to sleep. 

Before you came into his life, Choso didn't have a home. He didn't have something to call home, even if he had a place to lay his head at night. Reading about how people consider their partners home. He didn't know what the feeling felt like till he was in your arms. The tingling feeling in his cheeks as you held onto him, thinking back to a poem he had read a while ago. He'd look up at you, “I get it now-” he'd say propping himself up on his forearms. Looking at his face that was lit up as though he had solved a puzzle he was putting together for years. Your eyes scanned his face in confusion as he jumped off of the bed and walked to the office of your apartment. Sitting up as you heard him rummaging through the drawers. Walking back to the bedroom with a smile on his face and a small book in hand. Fingers flipping through the pages in search of something. “It's the middle of the night-” you said, feeling him plop onto the bed, his eyes widening when he found what he was looking for. He cleared his throat, eyes on the text. “If I were to build a house, I'd have your arms as the walls,-” Choso read, eyes looking back up to you to make sure you were listening. “Your eyes as the windows, your smile as the front door, your heart as the fireplace.”  Toothy smile on his lips as he read the words to you. “And your soul as my light.” his voice shaking, watching your eyes tear up. “And in this house, I'd place my faith, knowing I'd finally found a home.” He finished, closing the pages and setting it down. Your eyes struggled to keep the tears at bay, eyebrows pinched together as his eyes looked to yours, small smile on his lips. “I read this before I met you-” he said, eyes sparkling even in the dim lighting. “And I finally understand it.” He confessed, placing his head back to your chest, his eyes shutting in content, feeling you held his face. “I finally know what a home feels like.” He mumbled to your skin, hand flat on your rib. Smile on your lips while a single tear fell down your cheek. Choso didn't think he was the greatest at explaining his feelings, relying on his actions instead. But when he would say small things like that, it would always make your heart warm. Knowing that there was someone in this world who truly loved you. Unconditionally and without restraint. Never feeling shame in telling you loved you, even if he had told you 10 times that day. 

I see Choso as the kind of person who says things without thinking of them first, but only with you. Often preferring silence with strangers. But when hes with you, he would blurt out the thoughts that had popped into his head while he listened to your ranting about your coworkers. Staring into your eyes, listening to the colorful string of words leave your lips. Heard in his pupils, chin in his hand, low eyes when you noticed his staring. He let a hum fall from his closed lips. “Marry me.” He hummed, eyes going wide hearing his own words leave his mouth before he could stop them. You smiled, relaxing your shoulders. Letting a small laugh fall from your lips seeing him start to stutter trying to save the conversation. Silence falling between you as you watched him realize he couldn't make you unhear his words. “I messed it up again, didn't I?” he asked, his hand on his forehead while he looked down. “Like when I messed it up when you told me you loved me-” He asked, looking up to see you smiling. Sighing, feeling embarrassment flush his cheeks. “It's okay.” You smiled, holding his hand and placing a kiss on his forehead. Feeling his stiff shoulders soften. "It's okay." You repeated, lacing your fingers with his as you soothed him.

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a lil shorter than usual but I wanted to post this for anyone who was looking for Choso fluff, knowing that there isnt a whole lot of it on here🫠

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RACHEL GREEN. THATS ALL. UHM PROMPT COULD BE THAT NEW YEARS EPISODE WHERE THEY ALL NEED SOMEONE TO KISS AND Y/N CHOOSES SOMEONE ELSE AND SHE GETS JELLY AND THEN THEY HAVE AN INNOCENT KISS?? FLUFFFFFFF

new years

character: rachel green x gn!reader

cw/tw: a little bit of kissing but really it’s all just fluff

omg i love this idea sm hello???? anyways hope u enjoy! honestly did NOT think id be getting any friends related requests…also sorry that its a little short!

everyone gathered in the living room of monica’s flat, facing the tv as they waited for the countdown to start.

“ugh, everyone looks so happy.” phoebe grimaced. “i hate that.”

“i hate it too.” you said.

“i can’t believe that ‘no date pact’ thing worked out,” joey scoffed.

“you know,” chandler started, “i’m no mathematician but i do believe there are seven of us so one of us is getting double the action!”

everyone rolled their eyes at his remark.

“i’m so tired of this- someone just kiss me.”

everyone groaned as chandler continued persisting.

“come on- come on alre-”

“oh alright alright!” you put both hands on the sides of chandlers face and brought his lips to yours in one swift move.

“there, happy?”

“just glad it wasn’t joey because he looked like he was getting ready.”

joey frowned at that.

you looked at rachel, noticing there was a slightly irritated look on her face. smiling to yourself, you excused yourself and took rachel’s hand as you led her away from the rest of the group.

“you alright?” you asked.

“yes, why wouldn’t i be?”

“i might’ve kissed chandler, but there’s someone i would have liked to kiss even more...” you put your fingers under rachel’s chin, raising her eyes to meet yours.

“may i?”

your lips met, a little bumpy from her encounter with that crazy woman at the airport. she tasted like alcohol, but in a good way. it was soft and you felt yourself getting drunk off the taste and feeling of her lips on yours.

oh, how long she’s waited for this moment.

once the two of you parted, rachel smiled as the apples of her cheeks turned a light pink.

“i can’t wait to spend the new year with you.”

the two of you were smiling so hard it hurt.

“finally!”

“shut up ross!”

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𝙎𝙚𝙣𝙙 𝙧𝙚𝙦𝙪𝙚𝙨𝙩𝙨 𝙞𝙣 𝙬𝙝𝙖𝙩𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙧 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙛𝙤𝙧𝙢𝙖𝙩 𝙢𝙖𝙠𝙚𝙨 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙝𝙖𝙥𝙥𝙮. 𝙔𝙤𝙪 𝙘𝙖𝙣 𝙬𝙧𝙞𝙩𝙚 𝙙𝙤𝙬𝙣 𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙮 𝙨𝙞𝙣𝙜𝙡𝙚 𝙙𝙚𝙩𝙖𝙞𝙡 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙬𝙖𝙣𝙩 𝙞𝙣 𝙪𝙧 𝙧𝙚𝙦𝙪𝙚𝙨𝙩, 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙘𝙖𝙣 𝙜𝙞𝙫𝙚 𝙢𝙚 𝙖 𝙜𝙚𝙣𝙚𝙧𝙖𝙡 𝙞𝙙𝙚𝙖 / 𝙖𝙚𝙨𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙩𝙞𝙘 / 𝙘𝙤𝙣𝙘𝙚𝙥𝙩 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙄’𝙡𝙡 𝙧𝙪𝙣 𝙬𝙞𝙩𝙝 𝙞𝙩. 𝙄’𝙡𝙡 𝙬𝙧𝙞𝙩𝙚 𝙖𝙣𝙮𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙣𝙜.

𝘽𝙖𝙨𝙞𝙘𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙮, 𝙢𝙮 𝙧𝙚𝙦𝙪𝙚𝙨𝙩𝙨 𝙬𝙞𝙡𝙡 𝙖𝙡𝙬𝙖𝙮𝙨 𝙗𝙚 𝙤𝙥𝙚𝙣, 𝙩𝙝𝙤𝙪𝙜𝙝 𝙄 𝙢𝙖𝙮 𝙩𝙖𝙠𝙚 𝙗𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙠𝙨 𝙛𝙧𝙤𝙢 𝙖𝙘𝙩𝙞𝙫𝙚𝙡𝙮 𝙧𝙚𝙥𝙡𝙮𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙩𝙤 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙢, 𝙄’𝙢 𝙣𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙧 𝙜𝙤𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙩𝙤 𝙘𝙡𝙤𝙨𝙚 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙢 𝙗𝙚𝙘𝙖𝙪𝙨𝙚 𝙨𝙤𝙢𝙚𝙩𝙞𝙢𝙚𝙨 𝙄’𝙡𝙡 𝙗𝙚 𝙤𝙣 𝙖 𝙗𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙠 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙣 𝙄’𝙡𝙡 𝙜𝙚𝙩 𝙖 𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙮 𝙜𝙤𝙤𝙙 𝙧𝙚𝙦𝙪𝙚𝙨𝙩 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙥𝙪𝙡𝙡𝙨 𝙢𝙚 𝙤𝙪𝙩 𝙤𝙛 𝙞𝙩 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙄’𝙡𝙡 𝙨𝙩𝙖𝙧𝙩 𝙬𝙧𝙞𝙩𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙖𝙜𝙖𝙞𝙣 𝙨𝙤 𝙠𝙣𝙤𝙬 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙘𝙖𝙣 𝙖𝙡𝙬𝙖𝙮𝙨 𝙧𝙚𝙦𝙪𝙚𝙨𝙩 𝙖𝙣𝙮𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙣𝙜!

𝙎𝙚𝙣𝙙 𝙖𝙣 𝙖𝙨𝙠 𝙤𝙧 𝙖 𝙙𝙢 𝙩𝙤 𝙗𝙚 𝙤𝙣 𝙢𝙮 𝙩𝙖𝙜𝙡𝙞𝙨𝙩!! 𝙄 𝙘𝙪𝙧𝙧𝙚𝙣𝙩𝙡𝙮 𝙙𝙤𝙣’𝙩 𝙝𝙖𝙫𝙚 𝙤𝙣𝙚 𝙗𝙪𝙩 𝙟𝙪𝙨𝙩 𝙡𝙢𝙠 𝙞𝙛 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙬𝙖𝙣𝙩 𝙢𝙚 𝙩𝙤 𝙩𝙖𝙜 𝙮𝙤𝙪 + 𝙖𝙣𝙮 𝙨𝙥𝙚𝙘𝙞𝙛𝙞𝙘𝙖𝙩𝙞𝙤𝙣𝙨 𝙤𝙛 𝙬𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙬𝙖𝙣𝙩 𝙩𝙤 𝙗𝙚 𝙩𝙖𝙜𝙜𝙚𝙙 𝙞𝙣 𝙚𝙭. 𝙛𝙡𝙪𝙛𝙛 𝙤𝙣𝙡𝙮, 𝙨𝙢𝙪𝙩 𝙤𝙣𝙡𝙮, 𝙤𝙣𝙡𝙮 𝙛𝙤𝙧 𝙤𝙣𝙚 𝙘𝙝𝙖𝙧𝙖𝙘𝙩𝙚𝙧.

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[moonlit-imagines]

Headcanons for being a feral Avenger

Avengers x reader

warnings: guns and death mention (but no one dies dw)

a/n: s/o to @emcon-imagines for the idea since we needed smth OPPOSITE of the norm. also i find it really funny that i got a request for a feral xmen hc while i was writing this

prompt:

you were just.....too much for the team to handle

and that was saying something considering you were THE AVENGERS

“guys, guys, guys, oh my god, look what matt damon just posted” -you

“since when do you care about matt damon?” -literally any avenger

“i dont” -you

absolutely no idea when to quit

so there’s never a dull moment

“who is screaming ‘i fucking knew it?’ some of us are trying to work” -tony

“i think you know” -nat

“follow up question: why?” -tony

“i believe they are watching ‘the mandalorian’” -wanda

“WITHOUT ME??? SON OF A—” -tony

not being allowed to have coffee

or really any kind of caffine but

“sowhatimtryingtosayisshieldwasconnectedtohydraandhydraisdefinitelyconnectedtotheilluminatisowereweapartoftheilluminati?” -you

“...vis? did you give y/n coffee?” -wanda

“i wasn’t aware that it had this effect on them” -vision

accidentally punching a hole in the wall

putting a picture of the team over it

“oh, that’s nice...oh, nevermind” -sam

yes, you announce yourself every time you enter the room

*arms raised* “hello all, it is i, your favorite avenger” -you

“actually my favorite avenger is natasha” -clint

“okay, then it is i, that bitch” -you

“im going to duct tape your mouth shut” -tony

fun fact tony cracked peter’s formula for web fluids just so he could web your mouth shut

*mmph. mmmmph. MMMMMMPH* -you

“ah, finally. peace and quiet” -tony

being found asleep (or just lying down) in some odd positions and locations

the quinjet, on the helipad, in natasha’s room, on the kitchen floor, under the couch cushions, and more

*finding you lying on the kitchen floor* “you alive down there?” -tony *nudging you w his foot*

“hnnnnnn” -you

“cool” -tony

steve has tackled you on the battlefield several times. why, you ask?

“dont go chasin’ waterfalllls stick to the rivers and the lakes that youre used toooo...erbaneanananeeneedododoo...” -you

“y/n, watch out!” -steve

you can put the rest together

also just being the worst on the comms

“clint u gotta pull ur pants up” “work it, wanda!!!” “anyone else smell hamburgers?? hey peter, why don’t you get me a combo?” “look guys! i got one of their weapons! wonder how it works—NEVERMIND” “woah, holy shit, nat. can you teach me how to do that???” -all you, babey

“i don’t remember hitting ‘play’ on the director’s commentary of this mission” -natasha (courtesy of the brilliant @emcon-imagines)

“tony?” -rhodey

“yep, turning off their comms now. they’ll manage without us” -tony

“you’re the genius, why don’t you develop a real-life mute button for them?” -rhodey

“yeah, let me just turn y/n into a cyborg first. thanks for the input” -tony, sarcastically

meanwhile...

“GUYS??? GUYS???? ARE YOU ALL DEAD??? IM THE ONLY ONE LEFT???? this is not how i imagined this happening. maybe i can get a bigger room at the compound. hmph.” -you

whipping a random ass chain around??? where did you get that???

flagging down rhodey

*lands* “what?” -rhodey

“did everyone die?” -you

“no” -rhodey

“why cant i hear them on comms?” -you

“see you later” -rhodey, flying away

sleepless nights tbh

why? why. whywhywhywhy why

was it nightmares? was it hunger? straight up restlessness? wouldnt you like to know

“do i smell popcorn?” -nat to wanda in the dead of night

you had two ENTIRE boxes of popcorn bags out on the counter

“maybe you should just knock them the fuck out, wanda” -natasha (also a product of @emcon-imagines’ genius)

“no!!! movie night!!!” -you, moments before falling into nat’s arms

ur not only feral.....ur also a good friend

“y/n, i really need your help” -peter

“shoot. wait—is it illegal? i’ll do it if it’s illegal” -you

“?? no, no, i just need you to schedule my dentist appointment. my aunt says she won’t do it for me anymore” -peter

*gasp* “can i make up my own character??” -you

you were actually a fan favorite

at times

*in front of news cameras* “hey cool fact about captain america: he can lift his legs behind his head”

social media legend

wintersoldierthirstpage: “can you tell us if bucky’s metal arm vibrates”

y/n_l/n: “can neither confirm nor deny. yes.”

you had a tiktok that was half trends/dances and half memeing serious situations

*pointing camera at secretary ross* “dude’s really trying to take away our rights and shit” *phone smacked out of hand by rhodey*

*all the avengers arguing with “say so” being played over it*

walking into the room covered in string lights

burning ur cookies!!!!

taking clints bow and arrows for “practice”

bad decisions all around

“oh no” -you, rushing out of your room

“what? what’s ‘oh no’” -sam

“my toilet is on fire” -you

“are—are you joking?” -sam

“where’s the fire extinguisher.” -you, VERY CALM

“y/n???? Y/N???? WHY ARENT THE ALARMS GOING OFF?? THE SPRINKLERS?? THERES SMOKE COMING OUT OF YOUR ROOM” -sam

“fire alarms are a myth” -you

“NO??????”

they act like they cant stand you but deep down, you make their lives sm more interesting and they don’t know what they’d do without you. there isn’t always someone trying to achieve world domination.

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[swinterr]

fic rec vi ♡

hi!

this is a another new set of fic rec and i’ll probably do a compilation of genre (?) just like the first ones.

made some changes like tidying up a bit and adding summary, for those that doesn’t have any summary i’ll try my best to add my own summary (it will probably be shit tho, i ain’t making a smut summary guys, i’m not confident in my describing a fic ability but i’ll try my best. if its in italic it means i made the summary hehez )  if the summary is shit, i made it okay.

read and support the fic and authors here: the fic rec ♡

a for angst

f for fluff

s for smut

// for series or list

nct 

jeno

no title by @tyongf-nct | s

- smut blurb.

body guards and boyfriend by @pastelsicheng | f

-  sometimes the only way you can really get some alone time with your boyfriend is by making his job hard.

lipstick smears by @kopikokun | f

-  jeno never thought trying to get his makeup artist’s attention would be this hard.

jaehyun

[10:30] by @moonttaeil | 

- a lockdown moment.

[2:40] by @nct-jungjaehyun | f a

- cute quality fluff time with bf!jae with a dash of angst.

[11:41] by @jeongvision | f 

- family time with apples.

just like magic by @starryhyuck | f s

-  jung jaehyun’s body count is almost as high as yours. however, after yuta spreads a nasty rumor, you learn that jaehyun’s always imagined those girls to be you instead.

love to hate me by @moonctzeny | s a 

-  you and jaehyun meet as sm trainees, developing a friendship until he debuts and you decided to leave the company and pursue a solo career. when you reunite again in a music show and he acts like he barely knows you, you stubbornly begin a series of hate-brimmed sex rendez-vous. your touch-and-go relationship continues on, until a song collaboration will force you both to deal with all your repressed feelings for each other.

moving on by @ddeonghwaa | f a

- reader has been chasing jae for some time but when she moved on jae suddenly enter the picture.

sun&moon by @ppangjae | f a

-  asking jeong jaehyun to accompany you to your family’s 1-week christmas vacation as your boyfriend has its consequences. one can surely get through 1 week of pretending to be in love with an enemy, right?

snack run with a snack by @kopikokun | f 

-  on your usual movie night with the members, they assign you sudden snack collecting duty. you’re a little peeved, but at least jaehyun offers to tag along. Unfortunately for you, things really aren’t going in your favour tonight.

lover boy by @neoct-zen | f s

- bunch fics of lover boy jae and reader.

jungwoo

one more time, please by @haequarius | f s

-  you don’t know what you and Jungwoo are, but you are certainly weak for him.

jealous by @whiplashsan | s 

-  jungwoo is all smiles and sunshine until he gets jealous, and he just so happens to get jealous over the smallest things when it comes to you.

doyoung

sugar, spice and everything not nice by @alreadyblondenow | s

-  doyoung getting your ring size wrong, unprotected sex, kitchen sex, slight fingering, wedding tragedies.

no title by @ncteaxhoe | s

- dom!doyoung, rough? i need holy water.

the little one by @ethaeriyeol | f 

-  a gift of life; female reader x husband!Doyoung; fluff, light angst, married au

lucas

exquisite taste by @weishenkonbini | s f

- smut but with a fluffy ending.

for you always by @labyrinthsofyou | f

-  in which you surprise yukhei when he forgets about your date.

6:19 by @cozykpopblurbs | f

- a cute fluff ft kun and winwin.

10:18 pm by @nctsoftarchives | f

- reader supports lucas at his superm debut stage. 

16:47 by @sichengssmile | f s 

- a fluffy smut. lucas a big boi.

missed you by @tokyobts | a f

-  after you and yukhei broke up, yukhei still has feelings for you. he reaches out to you at school and tries to get you back. at first you avoid him but later his actions manage to make your heart flutter. you’ve come to a sudden conclusion that you maybe still want him in your life.

johnny

34 + 35 by @domjaehyun | s 

- you and your husband johnny decide to take your marriage to the next step.

i couldn’t wait a little longer by @alreadyblondenow | s f a

-  you two were never together longer than two days, but the feelings, oh the feelings that you have for each other is clear as the day. it was a never-ending try of making the relationship official. johnny tried, you tried but it never happens.

what happens in korea, not stays in korea by @alreadyblondenow | f s 

-  a week vacation in korea for your sister’s wedding became even more exciting when a famous dj had a crush on you. johnny was sure that it’s love at first sight. not putting both of your careers on the line, you two had no regrets when the time comes and you finally leave.

laundry day by @immabiteyou | s

- a domestic fluffy smut.

make a wish by @sluttyten | s f a

-  you’re jungwoo’s sister, and he’s made it clear he wants you and Johnny to have nothing to do with each other. so you and johnny start fake dating to piss him off.

want it all by @sluttyten | f s 

-  you are entirely innocent to the point of being naive. johnny is not innocent, but he loves that you are because it means he can teach you everything you don’t know.

sungchan

wish i was her by @softsungchan | f a 

-  you wished you were her, laying in Sungchan’s arms and feeling his warm breath on your neck, giggling about sweet nothings whispered into the starry night. You wished for it to be you, the girl he liked.

2:21 am by @the32ndbeat | f 

- sungchan being whipped, thru a text message.

haechan

14:52 by @ukiyoexo | f

- a cute haechan and reader ft the reader’s baby sister moment.

prince’s order by @nsheetee | f

-  prince haechan nurses you after you faint, and orders you to stay with him until you feel better.

sweet treat by @markresonates | s

-  haechan takes you for ice cream but all you can think about is sex with him.  when you act like a brat, eventually you end up in the bathroom. with no panties. 

clingy by @love-mi | f 

-  I’m not clingy! I just love your company and constantly want to be around you and have your full attention at all times

mark

hyuck is always right by @luvrenjun00 | f 

- ceo!mark x reader ft baby donghyuck. a tooth-rotting fluff.

taeyong

snow storm by @whereisten | f s 

- a fluffy smut whilst a snow storm.

1:59 by @smoll-tangerine | f

- reader and taeyong ft my favorite game (where i always die first) among us!

bts

taehyung

is this allowed 1 2 by @seokiie  | f s

- how were you supposed to know bts would be filming at your coffee shop today? how were you supposed to know a certain curly-haired boy would take a liking  to you?

cabin pressure | f by @jiminrings | f 

-  pilot!y/n who accidentally became famous bc of a viral post about her, best friend!jimin!, taehyung having a shy lil crush on you aND ot7 being meanies for a tad bit :((

art major!tae and biochem major!yn | f by @jiminrings | f

-  tae’s cold and probably needs a friend more than he needs a model, y/n feels this nEED to take care of him, a term of enderment then a dash of emotional constipation and a sprinkle of jealousy :D

gank mid lane by @kimtaehyunq | f s 

- gank / verb: (in a video game) use underhand means to defeat or kill (a less experienced opponent)

birthday surprise by @ephemeralkookie |

-  like every year, you prepare a little surprise for your boyfriend’s birthday, one that you’ve been preparing for days. and after a very tiring day, taehyung only wants to spend the night in your loving arms.

jungkook

cookies & cream | s by @1kook | f s 

-  jungkook will watch a thousand cheesy christmas movies if it meant making you happy. (and maybe having his dick sucked.)

unholy night | s by @ephemeralkookie | f s

-  after a christmas day passed with the Jeon’s family, Jungkook decides to transform the holy night into an unholy one.

‘a short’ abstinence | s a by @seokiie | s a

-  maybe blue-balling you boyfriend (who has an insanely high sexual drive) wasn’t the best.

in which she’s done with him by @minstrivia | a

-  jungkook angst/fluff where he always pushes oc away (who confesses her feelings but was cruelly rejected) and insults her but she always comes back to take care of him when he’s drunk or picks him up from his one night stands and she finally decides to leave him alone.

bad influence by @noteguk | s 

-  in which you know jungkook is a bad influence on you, but you can’t avoid falling for him every time.

jock!jk and shy art major!yn by @jiminrings | f

-  established relationship ft. jock!jk and shy art major!y/n, y/n gets an unexpected pep talk and jungkook doubts himself, and either so much tears or so much dUST according to kook

special affair by @1oserjk | f

-  sugar daddy au except it’s just jk spoiling u thru animal crossing

fairy of shampoo by @ironicarmy | f s

-  sundays are for relaxation, house cleaning, and happiness.

abstract ft bob ross by @mimithings97 | f

-  paintbrush in one hand, joint in the other and you sitting on his dick is what jeongguk wants. and what jeongguk wants, jeongguk gets.

badboy!jungkook by @jungshookz | f 

- badboy!jungkook falls for good girl reader ft the boys and the reader’s apple. 

growing by @lesgetittkookie | f

- dad!jungkook teacher his daughter how to walk. super super cute family/domestic fluff.

quiet, baby by @bratkook | s 

- i don’t how to write a summary on smuts so imma just put this. reader and jungkook doing something in the subway.

still want that by @whatifyoulivelikethat | s

-  fucking min yoongi ex-girlfriend? a terrible idea. being hopelessly in love with her at the same time? an even worse idea. knowing he was being used and still doing it anyway? ah, Jeon Jungkook, what are you doing? part 2 of savage love.

desiderium by @jeonggukingdom | f s 

-  “we’ve been at it like rabbits, how are you still so horny?”. a newlyweds!au smut.

chapstick by @softyoongiionly | f s

- based on the time Jungkook said he needed someone to scold him so he’d remember to put lip balm on. or jungkook’s had a really long day and the only that can make it better, is seeing you. 

lover boy by @jingukk | f 

-  jungkook likes you. a lot.

unexpected confession by @sunkissedjk | f

-  you gathered up the courage to confess your feelings, but it seems everyone in school knows about it before you could even find him.

string attached by @ephemeralkookie | s

-  jungkook is what we can call your sexfriend. No strings attached, just you and him having fun and releasing the huge pressure and stress of being idols. But after spending an entire day together, you realize that maybe he’s not just your sexfriend.

no title by @himbojk | f s 

- dilf jk.

astro

eunwoo

ceo!eunwoo by @m0onbean

no title by @yutopiada | f

- a cute idol!reader and eunwoo moment at a music show.

disney by @bangchan-sonyeondan | f

- a cute date with eunwoo at disney. reader likes vintage things hence using a disposable camera.

baby, it’s cold outside by @fresh-outta-jams | f 

- a cute cold christmas fluff with eunwoo ft. the boys. reader went to the boys’ place for a sweater and cocoa gift exchange.

got7

yugyeom

cruel brothers by @imsarabum | f

-  jackson and jaebum have always acted as if they were your big, overprotective brothers. so when they both walk in on you and yugyeom in a very intimate position, things get a little tense!

txt

soobin

a special night by @gyuluster | f

-  an intimate insight on the first night of choi soobin’s wedding, consisting of kitchen floors, witches and an eternity of love.

boughs & branches by @jeogiyall | f 

-  decorating the tree with boyfriend! choi soobin from txt! fluffity fluff fluff with a lot of cute fluff thrown in and a dash of christmastime fluff. 

sleepy binnie by @immabiteyou | s

-  “i’ll let you do anything if you just touch me now. “ a sleepy soobin smut.

cake by @immabiteyou | s

- reading waiting for mc soobin with the guys. a cute fluffy smut moment.

kpop oc/s

seri by @ggukkiedae

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[moon-thething]

hey I wondering if u can do gn/ queer reader x Hatzgang (separate) who’s a major scene kid? Like they full-on look like this lol

Thx!! X3

Yesssss!!! Always wanted to write something like this!

Sorry if anything offends you in these headcanons or is I get anything wrong, feel free to correct anything :)

Romantic or platonic?: Platonic/romantic (it's implied but it can maybe be read as platonic)

Readers gender: gender neutral

Type: Fluff?

Hope you enjoy this :)

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Roy

Ngl, he made fun of you for it for some time, but he eventually got used to it

Although a few jokes about your clothing style slips out sometimes

He did once try to dress like you, but ended up looking like an emo kid. Robert and Ross may or may not have walked in on him and nade fun of him, but he denied the whole story when they even mentioned it

If you get the idea to dress him up in your style he will completely turn down the idea

It's not that he doesn't want to dress up that way. He just thinks he's gonna look bad and embarrass himself

But, if you insist and start to get quote 'anoying' end quote, he'll give in

You just freak out when you see him in your clothing style, and he can't lie, he looks decent

But he's still embarrassed because you also brought Ross and Robert with you

"You look amazing!" Y/n gushed as they looked at Roy

Roy turned red in the face at the compliment as Ross and Robert snickered

"yeah, you look like a glowstick." Ross whispered in his ear as Robert bit his bottom lip to hold back his laughter

"What's the matter you two?" Y/n asked as they tilted their head

"Nothing, don't worry about it." Robert said, trying his best to not fall to the floor laughing. Y/n just shrugged as they looked through the clothing racks

"I think this'll fit you as well Roy." Y/n said happily as they handed Roy a tee-shirt to go change

Roy let out a defeated sigh as he turned around and went into the changing room

And, he'll also beat the shit out of a person if they make fun of you even though he also made fun of you

You'd have to gold him back from pouncing on a person that's ten times his size

If he finds your accessories scattered across your room he won't be bothered to pick them up, he'll just pick up a sticky note and write: "Pick up your crap next time nerd." With a little heart at the end of course

The only reason he leaves sticky notes to pick up after yourself is because he doesn't actually know where everything goes, and he doesn't just want to out everything in your desk to get tangled up of something

Robert

He absolutely adores your clothing style. He'll just gush over you every chance he gets

He, with no shame, came strutting down the street in a poor copy of your clothing style. People burst out laughing when they saw him but did he care? No he didn't. That is until he saw you giggling to yourself

He was heartbroken and embarrassed. You had to explain to him that you weren't laughing at him for the reason he thinks you are. But for actually putting in the effort to support you (?) And just not make fun of you. At least that's how you imagined it

When you proposed the idea to take him to the mall to pick out at least one outfit for him he agreed emidiatly

He'd just be jumping in place the whole time and look like a little kid that was just waiting for a lollipop to be given to him

You would also be gushing over him as well

And if you brought Ross and Roy with you as well he would not care if they made even the slighest comment towards him

"You look absolutely amazing!" Y/n squealed as they clapped their hands in excitement

"I know!" Robert yelled back with the same excitement. Roy and Ross just laughed to themselves in the background

"You look like you've been dipped in paint." Roy laughed, pointing towards ross

"Yeah? Well I don't give a darn." He said with a proud smile on his face as he strutted through the store like a model, making you laugh lightly at his actions

"You know, I can dress you two up as well-"

"NO!"

If anyone dares to make fun of you he'll just stare at them

I mean, he's tall for his age so just staring at the person with the most serious expression can make the person making fun of you shit their pants

He'll also be the person to pick up your accessories if they're just laying on the floor

But he would exactly put them in the correct places, if that makes sense

He would happily pick them up and just throw them either on your bed or third like it's a dirty pile of clothing . But you've gotta appreciate the effort at least

Ross

He's neutral when it comes to your style of clothing

Like, he doesn't hate it, but he won't freak out when you do come to him wearing what you usually wear

He cat deny that he thought of dressing like you once or twice. But he was too embarrassed to do so, thinking that someone would walk in on him in that outfit

But if you were the one suggesting to dress him up, he'll be more than happy to just go with you to the mall. He'll watch you with adoration as you pick out his clothes, completely ignoring Roy and Robert giggling like children behind you two

Again, you would be gushing over his looks. And he'd be totally embarrassed, but sort of filled with pride at your praises

"You look great Ross!" Y/n gushed as they jumped up and down in excitement

Ross only looked at the ground, whispering a 'thank you' that Y/n thankfully heard. Ross turned to look at Robert and Roy to see them giggling to one another

"you look like a glittery emo." Roy laughed. Ross scrunched his face up in anoyence

"At least I don't look like a failed aborted fox fetus." He spat out. Roy looked at him in shock as Robert burst out laughing

Ross heard your light giggle from behind him as a warm smile spread across his face

If anyone even dared to make fun of you, they're gonna be so insicure when Ross is done with them

Like, I can see him just judging them over the smallest things, they shut their mouth as fast as they opened it

When it comes to your accessories Ross couldn't give a crap. Like, if he saw your accessories he would just leave them be

But if you didn't pick them up he'll just give you a little reminder

#spooky month x reader #spooky month #sm hatzgang #hatzgang x reader #hatzgang #sm ross x reader #sm ross #sm robert x reader #sm robert #sm roy x reader #sm roy #gn reader #scene reader

[canyousevmyheavydirtysoul]

Uhhh hi! I'm not sure if your requests are open or not so if they're not, feel free to just delete this, but I was wondering if you could do something like the 'She Will Be Loved' fic that you did for Mikey, (soulmate AU where you hear your SM singing) but for Gerard Way, Dallon Weekes or Ryan Ross?

Hi, my love. Requests are closed at the moment. But funnily enough, when I posted ‘She Will Be Loved’ on Wattpad, one of my readers asked if I could do more of the Soulmate AU and I made a note of it in my writing journal. So while it might not be here for a while, I will write it eventually. And I’ll make it either a Gerard, Ryan or Dallon one. 🖤x

[ech0lesss]

Close.

I’m currently hyperfixated on Ross and I HAD to write this idea I JUST LOVE HIM SO MUCH LIKE ID COMMIT SO MANY CRIMES FOR HIM AND MOREE!!!!

I’ll show an art piece me and a friend at school worked on sometime, plus the image we based it off of! But for now here’s a lil fic since I love him ❤️❤️ *hyperfixates*

Pairing: Ross x Male Reader Content: reader is obv around the same age (not specified what age), 2nd pov (will try 3rd pov sometime soon), morning cuddles, just pure fluff with my favourite boy <;3 Summary: You and the hatzgang are hanging out until it gets dark. Everyone has to leave, but Ross invites you to have a sleepover at his place, since his mom isn’t home. Proofread: Mostly.

That cold fall air breezed around your face and ears, you noticed it was getting chillier everyday. But when you were with your friends, you always felt warm inside, like you were cared for. Ross, Roy, and Robert were your only friends at the moment. They were pretty cool, you were transferred to their school about a year ago and you all have been best friends since then. But Ross seemed to have caught your heart. Just every time you looked him in the eye… you were like a deer in headlights. Staring into those deep dark eyes that gave you comfort.

“Y/n? Y/n! Did you hear me?” Roy looked up at you expectantly, his arms crossed and a frown on his face along with furrowed brows. Robert was leaning against the slide at the playground, while Ross sat on one of the steps. You were standing idly in the middle of them while Roy talked off about something you weren’t paying attention to…

Shoot, you were zoning out again.

“Uh- yeah, yeah.” You responded quickly.

“Good. So when?”

“What? When what?” Roy sighed dramatically as he stomped his foot on the ground, clearly frustrated. “When are you allowed to go out for trick or treating with us?! Gosh, you never listen!”

Oh, so that’s what he was talking about. “Oh- sorry man, uh, my parents said that I’m allowed to go out at 7.” You stuffed one of your hands in your pockets as you scratched the back of your neck with the other.

“Good! Now you better come trick or treating with us!” Roy whined. You internally sighed, you were really tired and spacing out… you feel like you could just collapse right now.

“Okay, so I’ve gotta go home now before my mom gets mad. I’ll see you guys later.” Roy started to walk off.

“Hey, I’ve gotta get going too, but it was nice hanging out with you guys.” Robert grabbed his skateboard and started to follow Roy the way back to his house.

“Well… guess it’s just us then.” You said to Ross, shifting your gaze towards him. “Yeah, guess so…” There was a long pause before you sat down next to him on the metal steps.

“So.. what’s been on your mind lately?” Ross tilted his face slightly towards you. “Hm?”

“You’ve been.. zoning out a lot, this week.” You rested your wrists on your knees. “Oh, I dunno, just been really tired I guess..” In that moment, your eyes felt extremely heavy.

“You wanna come sleepover at my place? My mom is gonna be working pretty late tonight.” You looked at him, almost being captivated by his looks. “Oh.. yeah, of course. My parents are gone too. I mean, uh, they’re just busy..” Ross smiled softly at that. “Great. Wanna go now?”

You nodded as he got up and started walking towards his house, you trying to keep the same pace as him. You two talked all the way about whatever you were gonna do or homework until you finally got to his house 15 minutes later.

Stepping into his cozy house and kicking your shoes off, it was way better than being out there. You settled down on his couch and immediately felt sleepy, a force pulling your body to the soft leather couch. Ross kept most of the lights off, except for a lamp next to the couch.

He turned on his PS4 and sat next to you, grabbing the controller and selecting a game. “You can fall asleep while I play video games, if you want.” You yawned in response. “Sounds good..” You leaned your body into him as he shifted into a comfortable position.

“If you ever get scared or something, you can always come to my room..” He said a bit sheepishly. But in response you nodded, folding your arms and leaning back in your hoodie as you slowly drifted off in just a few minutes, the background noise of the tv playing in the distance…

You opened your eyes slowly to see darkness. You rubbed your eyes and sat up, trying to look around the room. It was a little dark to see, but you noticed the lamp next to the couch and switched it on. You tried to remember what happened...

Right, your at Ross' house. You were watching him play video games before you went to sleep. But you weren't lying down? Maybe he just put you in a more comfortable position. Didn't matter though, you needed to know what time it was.

It clearly wasn't morning yet, but now you felt like you couldn't go back to sleep, so you remembered what Ross said.

"You can always come to my room.." Now you were tempted to. But you didn't really wanna bother him. Then again, Ross is super chill, especially around you. You said why not and walked upstairs to his room.

Walking up to his door, you were nervous, but slowly creaked it open. "Ross?" You softly called out. The response you got was a "Mmh?" You felt bad for waking him, but you couldn't sleep.

"Can I uh, can I sleep with you?" You couldn't see his face but you could see the outline of him sleeping, just barely. Everything was dark.

"Yeah, of course." He sounded more awake but still tired. You just said a soft 'thanks' and walked towards his bed, and pulled yourself under the blanket.

You woke up to a strange warmth, opening your eyes to the sun glaring in your eyes through bedroom curtains. It must’ve been early. You looked around to see Ross next to you, cuddling up to you.

You were flustered, to say the least - you didn’t know why you were enjoying the closeness of him. Were you..crushing on Ross?

You never really thought of it like that. Maybe in the back of your mind sometimes, but you never saw yourself with Ross. But your heart warmed at the thought of it.

But.. would he ever be interested in you? You didn’t even know if he was into guys, you never asked, nor did he tell you, but now you felt like you needed to know.

You guys never really talked much about this kind of stuff, but now you sort of wish you had. For now though, you decided to embrace this moment, and hold Ross close until you fell back asleep.

Waking up once again, Ross was shifting beside you, him clearly awake. He wasn’t holding onto you anymore, still really close but his arms were no longer around you.

You secretly longed for his touch, but stayed quiet about it, sitting up and stretching before turning to Ross.

“Morning.” You said. He smiled at you. “Good morning.” He said back in a groggy voice. He also got up and stretched before hopping off the bed, walking towards his bedroom door.

“Want breakfast?” You nodded in response and got up along with him, following him downstairs. Walking into the kitchen and sitting on one of the chairs at the table, he asked if you wanted waffles.

You obviously said yes (who wouldn’t?/j) and munched on some together. After breakfast was finished, Ross asked when you wanted to leave.

“My parents will be home late, I’ll stay for a bit til we can hang out with Roy and Rob.” He nodded in response.

“You wanna listen to some Korn in my room? Just.. chill?” You smiled and nodded, following him upstairs.

The two of you spent the next hour relaxing in his room as he played Korn songs on his stereo. You enjoyed his company, and he enjoyed yours.

For now, you were fine with just how you were. But maybe one day you’d tell him about your feelings? It was nothing to worry about right now. For now you could just relax with him.

- - -

I was listening to Korn while writing the last bit of this so I just decided to add it in somehow lol. Got longer than I expected but I’m kinda proud of it. May have gotten a little worse towards the end, but it’s all good.

Part 2? :)

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[belleetlabeast]

Dangerous Woman- Part 4

A/N: This is my favorite part! When I was first thinking about this moment, I needed to have a female character that could kick ass. I’ve had this idea ever since I watched Civil War for the first time so I’m very excited to share it with you now!! It’s long because I’m a wordy bitch. You are all amazing! Thank you so much for all this love!

Warnings: LONG/Arguing/Swearing

Summary: You’ve caught the eye of Tony Stark to become the head lawyer for the Avengers. You never expected your life to change but fate has a funny way of turning everything upside down.   Bucky x Reader

Part 3

Your eyes went wide as you finally connected the dots. The piece that you were missing! You squealed as you ran towards the wall where a large map of the world hung. You had colorful tacks and pictures connected by yarn that covered this large map.

“Everything okay, Y/N?” Bucky asked sheepishly at your door frame. At first, you didn’t hear him and continued your frantic search for the correct tack until he called out for you again. “Y/N?” 

“Everything is perfect!” You squealed again and rushed over to him, tackling him with an unexpected hug. Before he could respond and wrap his arms around you, you were already gone, bouncing into Steve’s office.  

“Bring him in!: You called out to Steve and then rushed back to your office. You ran right past Bucky and started gathering your paper notes.

“What?” Steve now joined Bucky in your doorway.

“Ross! Bring him in.” Steve would have questioned but he could see the determination in your eyes. They could tell you were obviously excited about something and had complete faith in you. Why wouldn’t they? You had already fought for them even before they were paying you.

The next time you met, all Avengers were called to sit in on the meeting you had called with Ross. His impatience would be his downfall. He was too eager and met with you the same day but you were prepared. His furrow brows and firm jaw were every indication that he was not a happy man but he couldn’t intimidate you. He also seem to have brought your father, thinking he could possibly throw you off your game. He was desperate.

“What are we doing here again Tony? Are you all prepared to finally sign these damn Accords?” He gruffed out in pent up anger.

“Hmph, quite the contrary” You interjected before anyone else could speak. “Hello, Ms. L/N, over here.” You waved your fingers. “I represent the overall Avengers and each individual member. You don’t speak to my clients. You speak to me.” Everyone in the room physically backed their heads at how forward you were but the gloves were off.

“And what do YOU have to say, Ms. L/N?” Ross leaned back in his chair and looked towards your father with disgust.

“Well, I would like you to repeat that whole fiasco the last time you were in this room. Please,” you jester towards the screen. “Play it all again.” Steve looked at you apprehensively, as he placed his hand on his face, replicating the same stance he did last time.

“Okay,” Unaware of your taunting, Ross stood up as the screen illuminated. “A group of US-based enhanced individuals with no regard for the destruction they cause!” He put emphasis on ‘no’ but you continued to lean back, unphased. All eyes were on you as you continued to listen. “New York.” Footage of the Hulk’s destruction of New York played on the screen but your eyes illuminated. “Washington, DC.” You eyes continued to shine. Steve was starting to think you were insane but he didn’t know that Ross was walking right into your trap. “Sokovia. Lagos. And now Bucharest and Berlin” Destruction continued to rack the screen in front of you. You could hear the whines and sighs from the Avengers around you. You were putting them through pain again but it was all for the best. You would show them that momentarily. Ross slowly sat back down, now allowing you your time.

“In the courtroom, we call this a cross-examination but last time you never allowed for the Avengers to question you. It was what you wanted or you would force them to, what, retire?” You chuckled. “This time they have someone to fight for them.” You straighten your blazer and clicked your heels away as your stood at the front of the table. “Steve, I believe there is a piece of paper in front of you. Would you be so kind as to read it for me? It’s for organizational purposes.” You tried to smile at Ross but it became more of a smirk. “I would start taking notes.” You motioned to Ross’s secretary in the corner. “Steve.”

“New York.” He called out clearly.

“The site on Earth where the Avengers withheld alien destruction from happening on our planet. The US-government’s option? Send a nuke to level the most populous city in America.” You looked towards Steve again.

“Washington, DC.”

“The fall of secret US-government organization SHIELD to HYDRA after being infiltrated for almost 70 years.” Ross started to speak but you silenced him. “I sat through your entire theatrical production. YOU can sit through mine.” You slammed the table for good measure then motioned again to Steve.

“Sokovia.”

“The Avengers took their entire mission removing every person they could off that flying rock before GLOBAL annihilation. If I remember correctly, the entire event wasn’t on the US-government’s radar until it was almost over.”

“Lagos.”

“Captain Rogers’ team prevented a biological weapon from getting into the hands of people like Brock Rumlow, whom the US government is still trying to figure out who his buyer was? If Wanda Maximoff would have allowed that bomb to blow, it would have killed her, Captain Rogers, and almost the entire block INCLUDING the group of Wakandans in the building. Ms. Maximoff saved the lives of her, her teammates, and that entire market! Yet we blame her for the death of a few because YOU believe there was a better option.”

“Bucharest.”

“And Berlin! You,” you pointed at Ross as your were now yelling, “and your thugs, decided to run in head first after a World War II HERO” You pointed to Bucky but speaking of him only fired you up more. “Shoot first and ask questions later? You were going to kill him because Helmut Zemo put on a wig and a mask?! THEN you allowed him into a secured US-government facility that caused the destruction and death of over a hundred people! Did you ever stop to think about your actions? That you were being dragged right into Zemo’s plan? But no, let’s arrest half the Avengers and then allow Zemo access to FIVE HYDRA trained super soldiers! Even AFTER Tony tried to tell you what was right. Your pride, Secretary Ross, has been your downfall, then and now.”

“And then what would you expect us to have done, Ms. L/N?!” Ross had had enough as he slammed his hands on the table and stood up. You matched him and looked him right in his eyes.  

“‘The world owes the Avengers an unpayable debt.’ That’s what you said, correct? Then you at least owe them a seat at the table! They deserve to be apart of the rules you so desperately want to bestow upon them!”

“And if I don’t?”

“Oh no, please. They’ll retire. But in the meantime, I’ll send over all the Avengers open ended cases to you and the Secretary of Defense. Good luck. If you need me, I’ll be in my office.” You turned back to your chair at the table, allowing your heels to echo in the now silent room.

“You’re making a mistake. What are you trying to prove? Are you trying to kill people?” Ross was slowly regaining his cool but his face was still a slight shade of pink.

“No, Secretary Ross,” you hissed back. “I’m trying to protect the Avengers from getting emotionally railroaded by you again.” You smirked, knowing exactly what you were about to unearth. “Do you remember Charles Spencer?” Ross looked at you in confusion then terror. “You hired a woman from your office to show a picture of her fake son and make up this elaborate story so that YOU and the US-government could have control over the Avengers. Your play for power is over. All communication to the Avengers will go through me and my office, do you understand me?” All the Avengers gasped at your statement. All your work and investigation paid off as you finally released your best weapon again Ross, the fact that Charles Spencer was a fraud.

“Do you realize how many people in DC are going to hate you now? How much the world is going to hate you for taking away the Avengers?” Ross’ last attempt at emotional damage was weak.

“Have you ever heard of the Bridge of Spies, sir? James B. Donovan represented Rudolf Abel in court? A KGB spy? The public wasn’t too happy with him. Lawyers have been upsetting the public for years. I’m not too worried about your empty threats, Secretary!” You hissed his normally renowned title. “This meeting is adjourned.” You called then turned on your heels and clicked away to your office. Your heart was racing. You had finally done it and exposed Ross for what he was, a fraud. You dropped your notes on your desk and started to shake your hands, getting rid of all your pent up energy. Your hands were shaking, you hate Ross that much, but it felt better that now the rest of the team knew.

“Y/N?” Steve called out. You looked up and saw the entire team crammed in your doorway. “Do we really have to retire?” They all looked at you anxiously. You laughed but their faces didn’t change.

“Of course not! They have no power over this team. I just needed to scare Ross and my father with something. The Defense Department doesn’t want to deal with this shit so it now gives my father a vote against Ross.” They all let out a sigh and then scattered. All except Bucky.

“Thank you, Y/N.” His voice was thick and throaty, which made you concerned.

“Bucky?” You slowly approached, not sure what was happening. He wasn’t looking at you when you finally made it to his side but you made him, tilting his face to see you. “Bucky, what’s wrong?”

“You said hero. . .” He trailed off but his eyes were locked on yours. “I’m no hero.”

“Yes you are.” You cupped his face and tried to give him a small smile. “You’re a hero in my eyes and deserve to be on this team.” You inhaled sharply, eyelids fluttering and patted him on his cheek before letting your hand drop. You were getting too close. “And if you ever need someone to remind you. I’ll be here.” You turned to walk towards your desk but Bucky grabbed your hand to stop you.

“Your hands are shaking.” He held your hand, much smaller than his, eyeing it as it still shook.

“Adrenaline and I just hate Ross.” You chuckled, trying to lighten the mood.

“Here,” he started to lead you out of your office. “Let’s try something.” He laced his fingers through yours, palms touching, through the hallways and down the elevator until you were on the training room level. This was obviously not a room you were too familiar with but it looked simple enough. Of course, the other Avengers noticed Bucky and you in tow as he led you to the punching bags. “Here.” He stopped, motioning towards the handing bag with a very wrinkled and faded picture of Ross taped on. “Steve uses it when he gets upset.” Bucky revealed.

“Oh yeah, this bad boy gets hammered.” Sam chuckled as he walked up.

“Do it, Y/N! I bet you’ll be great at it.” Natasha smiled darkly as she crossed her arms over her chest. You laughed then muttered ‘what the hell’ as you took off your heels and blazer.

“Don’t forget gloves sweetheart!” Sam winked at you, holding two worn red gloves. They were huge on you but when you found out they were Bucky’s it made sense. Bucky held out the bag for you, smiling as he watched you. You wound up then thrusted forward until your fist hit the bag. It stopped with a thud and the bag barely moved. You could see Bucky chuckling along with the others.

“Listen! You hired me to fight verbally, not physically.” You teased but you were still smiling.

“Keep going, beat the shit out that bag, girl!” Natasha cheered you on.

“Yeah, like you did Ross today.” Sam urged. You smirked and nodded then pounded the bag. You started using both hands. You were so worked up that it took Steve to yell at you before he got your attention.

“Oh! Yes?” You straightened up, looking at though you were caught with your hand in the cookie jar.

“Enjoying yourself?” He smirked. You smiled and nodded. “Well good. I was just talking with Tony and we wanted to treat you to dinner tonight. Do you mind staying?” You were about to say no when Tony interrupted.

“Don’t worry about Amelia. I took the liberty of calling your mother and inviting our little angel over as well.” Smiles started to spread with word of Amelia coming that you soon join.

“Fine.”

Part 5

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The Biggest Cryptocurrency Hacks of 2018 (A Year in Which $1 Billion Crypto Was Stolen)

The Biggest Cryptocurrency Hacks of 2018 (A Year in Which $1 Billion Crypto Was Stolen)

$927 million worth of cryptocurrency was stolen in 2018 according to a new report by CipherTrace.  The vast majority of this money was taken from cryptocurrency exchanges in high-profile hacks.

Block Explorer decided to review the biggest crypto hacks of 2018 to remind our readers about the importance of taking all the possible measures to keep their digital fortunes safe. Meet the notorious winners:

January: Coincheck ($532.6 Million Hack)

This year started with one of the biggest crypto heists ever. Around 500 million XEM coins (native cryptocurrency of the NEM project) were stolen from the hot wallet of Tokyo-based crypto exchange Coincheck. 

At the date of the incident, the coins were worth roughly $532.6 million, beating the well-known disastrous Mt. Gox hack, when 850,000 of Bitcoins disappeared. The damage at the time was around $450 million.

Coincheck’s misadventures led to its acquisition by Monex Inc., a Japanese financial services group in April 2018. Monex was interested to increase the company’s international outreach.

It took ten months for the dust to settle, but Coincheck has now resumed its trading services.

Japanese crypto exchange Coincheck, which suffered a major hack in January, has now reinstated services for all listed cryptos on its platform. https://t.co/kf8d7EwAxC

— CoinDesk (@coindesk) November 26, 2018

February: BitGrail ($170 Million Hack)

Another month, another hack. This time the bad luck happened to BitGrail, a small Italian crypto exchange. And even though its trading volumes were not impressive, it was a perfect place for trading Nano (XRB). The asset went from $0.1 back in November 2017 to as high as $34 in January 2018 and was trading around $9-$18 at the moment of the hack. Its volatility made it very attractive for speculative traders, and the prospect of potential gains made them blind to the risk of using the non-mainstream exchange. 

And so it happened: BitGrail reported that hackers get away with 17 million nano, worth around $170 million at the time of the incident. Francesco Firano, known as @bomberfrancy on Twitter, the man behind the exchange, tried to put the blame on the Nano developers and claiming that they didn’t want to collaborate.

NANO on BitGrail have been stolen.

Unfortunately there is no way to give it back to you at 100% (we only got 4 MLN XRN right now).

The devs, as you have guessed, dont want to collaborate

— Francesco The Bomber (@bomberfrancy) February 9, 2018

Firano offered the project’s team a solution for recovery after the hack: to modify the ledger. But the answer was negative. 

This story quickly became more and more controversial due to the endless discussions and theories suggested by social media users. They included the hypothesis that the nano hack was an exit scam.   

April: Ian Balina ($2 Million Hack on YouTube Live Stream)

Ian Balina, quite an established crypto influencer, investor and advisor, was hacked during his live stream ironically named “Hacking the System”. Approximately $2 million worth of tokens were snatched during this attack. Some participants of the crypto sphere speculated that it was a foxy trick to avoid taxes. 

Later in September, two young men, Fletcher Robert Childers, 23 (aka Veri) and Joseph Harris, 21 (aka Doc), were arrested on suspicion of carrying out the attack. As reported by Motherboard, Balina confirmed he thought Doc and Veri were behind the hack. 

Whether the Ian Balina hack was real or not, it’s a good lesson for all of us to learn to properly secure our coins: 1) Use a hardware wallet (ledger nano or trezor) 2) Use 2FA for everything 3) Backup your private keys in cold storage (not accessible online)

— David W (@dw8998) April 16, 2018

June: Coinrail ($40 Million Hack)

June started with some noise in South Korea when a tiny exchange Coinrail lost more than $40 million worth of crypto in yet another hack. The biggest hit was taken by payment processing startup called Pundi X, with around 3% of total NPXS token supply affected. 

The project’s team was very eager to cooperate by freezing the stolen tokens immediately and halting trading to help with the investigation.

To this date, there are no major announcements on identifying the criminal behind the Coinrail’s heist. 

By the request of Pundi X team, we temporarily suspend the trading of $NPXS on #DDEX to assist the law enforcement with the recent Coinrail hack incident.

— DDEX (@ddex_io) July 6, 2018

June: Bithumb ($31 Million Hack)

Bithumb is one of the most popular crypto exchanges in South Korea; one of the top ten in the world by volume for trading bitcoin cash and ethereum at the time of the hack. 

In spite of being a mainstream exchange, Bithumb was the subject of a hack in June 2018. During the attack, approximately 35 billion of Korean won worth of crypto was stolen ($31 million equivalent).  

According to some reports, the exchange’s management was aware of security issues prior to the breach and took measures to enhance the exchange’s safety, but it still didn’t work out. 

After the hack was discovered, the exchange’s management made a pledge to refund the losses to all affected customers from its own reserves. 

The investigation of the event was held by South Korea’s National Police Agency and its cybersecurity division. However, at the moment of writing, no definite suspects were found. 

Bithumb Has Recovered Nearly Half of Funds Stolen in Last Week’s Hack https://t.co/jY4Fsv2mzK

— CCN (@CryptoCoinsNews) June 28, 2018

September: Zaif ($60 Million Hack)

Another Japanese exchange came under attack. Hackers accessed the exchange’s hot wallets, which resulted in the loss of $60 million worth of crypto assets, including monacoin, bitcoin cash, and bitcoin.

The owner of the exchange, Tech Bureau Corp., promised to cover the losses of all affected customer and to do so got into a deal with Fisco Ltd. They agreed to exchange the major stake of Zaif exchange for financial support to resolve the issue. The total amount received was 5 billion yen (approximately $45 million). 

October: MapleChange (Unknown Figures)

Later in October, MapleChange, a tiny Canadian crypto exchange reported a hack, losing practically all the funds the exchange had at their disposal. The announcement was followed by the company’s management shutting down its website and social media accounts. They deleted everything that might have led to identifying the owner’s names. Many of MapleChange’s customers were not buying the “hack” story and suspected that it was a scam exit. 

We CANNOT refund any BTC or LTC funds unfortunately. We will try our best to refund everything else.

— MapleChange (@MapleChangeEx) October 28, 2018

October: Trade.io ($8 million Hack)

Another crypto exchange was hacked in October. Swiss-based Trade.io reported the loss of about $8 million worth of TIO tokens, apparently stolen from a company’s cold wallet. 

The stolen tokens were intended to be used as a project’s liquidity pool. Therefore, the management performed a fork to get the funds back. 

Interestingly enough the team stored the wallet itself in a local bank’s deposit safe. And since it was reported that the safe wasn’t compromised the only explanation is that hackers somehow managed to access the wallet details for making the transfers, that normally indicates an “inside job”. 

SIM Swap Hacks Turn Mainstream. Millions of Dollars Lost

 Towards the end of the year, we saw a new trend emerge: sim swap hacks.

By November these got completely out of hand and became a real pain for the members of the crypto community. 

In the nutshell, the SIM swap method gives the criminal the access to someone’s crypto wallets. By using SMS backup it’s possible to bypass two-factor authentication commonly used to protect the digital fortunes. 

Among the possible scenarios of a perfect SIM swap heist are: 

Bribing the mobile operator’s employees to get some inside help with the crime

Intentional abuse of customers’ data by former or current employees

Employees tricking innocent colleagues to swap the potential target’s SIM cards. 

As for the victims… Robert Ross, an angel investor from San Francisco, lost around $1 million due to the SIM swap. Christian Ferri, the head of BlockStar lost over $100,000. Michael Terpin, a well-known veteran of crypto space, is suing AT&T over a SIM swap that cost Terpin around $23.8 million at the time. And that’s just to name a few.

The list is living proof that with the evolution of blockchain-based projects comes the increased level of sophistication and persistence of crypto criminals. Don’t let them get you and be safe! 

Please don’t keep your crypto on an exchange

It might be simple and convenient, but it is not safe. Instead, move your funds to a secure wallet of your own where it is less vulnerable to hacks.

Essential further reading: 12 Best Bitcoin Wallets (For Safe and Secure Crypto Storage in 2018)

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The Biggest Cryptocurrency Hacks of 2018 (A Year in Which $1 Billion Crypto Was Stolen)

The Biggest Cryptocurrency Hacks of 2018 (A Year in Which $1 Billion Crypto Was Stolen)

$927 million worth of cryptocurrency was stolen in 2018 according to a new report by CipherTrace.  The vast majority of this money was taken from cryptocurrency exchanges in high-profile hacks.

Block Explorer decided to review the biggest crypto hacks of 2018 to remind our readers about the importance of taking all the possible measures to keep their digital fortunes safe. Meet the notorious winners:

January: Coincheck ($532.6 Million Hack)

This year started with one of the biggest crypto heists ever. Around 500 million XEM coins (native cryptocurrency of the NEM project) were stolen from the hot wallet of Tokyo-based crypto exchange Coincheck. 

At the date of the incident, the coins were worth roughly $532.6 million, beating the well-known disastrous Mt. Gox hack, when 850,000 of Bitcoins disappeared. The damage at the time was around $450 million.

Coincheck’s misadventures led to its acquisition by Monex Inc., a Japanese financial services group in April 2018. Monex was interested to increase the company’s international outreach.

It took ten months for the dust to settle, but Coincheck has now resumed its trading services.

Japanese crypto exchange Coincheck, which suffered a major hack in January, has now reinstated services for all listed cryptos on its platform. https://t.co/kf8d7EwAxC

— CoinDesk (@coindesk) November 26, 2018

February: BitGrail ($170 Million Hack)

Another month, another hack. This time the bad luck happened to BitGrail, a small Italian crypto exchange. And even though its trading volumes were not impressive, it was a perfect place for trading Nano (XRB). The asset went from $0.1 back in November 2017 to as high as $34 in January 2018 and was trading around $9-$18 at the moment of the hack. Its volatility made it very attractive for speculative traders, and the prospect of potential gains made them blind to the risk of using the non-mainstream exchange. 

And so it happened: BitGrail reported that hackers get away with 17 million nano, worth around $170 million at the time of the incident. Francesco Firano, known as @bomberfrancy on Twitter, the man behind the exchange, tried to put the blame on the Nano developers and claiming that they didn’t want to collaborate.

NANO on BitGrail have been stolen.

Unfortunately there is no way to give it back to you at 100% (we only got 4 MLN XRN right now).

The devs, as you have guessed, dont want to collaborate

— Francesco The Bomber (@bomberfrancy) February 9, 2018

Firano offered the project’s team a solution for recovery after the hack: to modify the ledger. But the answer was negative. 

This story quickly became more and more controversial due to the endless discussions and theories suggested by social media users. They included the hypothesis that the nano hack was an exit scam.   

April: Ian Balina ($2 Million Hack on YouTube Live Stream)

Ian Balina, quite an established crypto influencer, investor and advisor, was hacked during his live stream ironically named “Hacking the System”. Approximately $2 million worth of tokens were snatched during this attack. Some participants of the crypto sphere speculated that it was a foxy trick to avoid taxes. 

Later in September, two young men, Fletcher Robert Childers, 23 (aka Veri) and Joseph Harris, 21 (aka Doc), were arrested on suspicion of carrying out the attack. As reported by Motherboard, Balina confirmed he thought Doc and Veri were behind the hack. 

Whether the Ian Balina hack was real or not, it’s a good lesson for all of us to learn to properly secure our coins: 1) Use a hardware wallet (ledger nano or trezor) 2) Use 2FA for everything 3) Backup your private keys in cold storage (not accessible online)

— David W (@dw8998) April 16, 2018

June: Coinrail ($40 Million Hack)

June started with some noise in South Korea when a tiny exchange Coinrail lost more than $40 million worth of crypto in yet another hack. The biggest hit was taken by payment processing startup called Pundi X, with around 3% of total NPXS token supply affected. 

The project’s team was very eager to cooperate by freezing the stolen tokens immediately and halting trading to help with the investigation.

To this date, there are no major announcements on identifying the criminal behind the Coinrail’s heist. 

By the request of Pundi X team, we temporarily suspend the trading of $NPXS on #DDEX to assist the law enforcement with the recent Coinrail hack incident.

— DDEX (@ddex_io) July 6, 2018

June: Bithumb ($31 Million Hack)

Bithumb is one of the most popular crypto exchanges in South Korea; one of the top ten in the world by volume for trading bitcoin cash and ethereum at the time of the hack. 

In spite of being a mainstream exchange, Bithumb was the subject of a hack in June 2018. During the attack, approximately 35 billion of Korean won worth of crypto was stolen ($31 million equivalent).  

According to some reports, the exchange’s management was aware of security issues prior to the breach and took measures to enhance the exchange’s safety, but it still didn’t work out. 

After the hack was discovered, the exchange’s management made a pledge to refund the losses to all affected customers from its own reserves. 

The investigation of the event was held by South Korea’s National Police Agency and its cybersecurity division. However, at the moment of writing, no definite suspects were found. 

Bithumb Has Recovered Nearly Half of Funds Stolen in Last Week’s Hack https://t.co/jY4Fsv2mzK

— CCN (@CryptoCoinsNews) June 28, 2018

September: Zaif ($60 Million Hack)

Another Japanese exchange came under attack. Hackers accessed the exchange’s hot wallets, which resulted in the loss of $60 million worth of crypto assets, including monacoin, bitcoin cash, and bitcoin.

The owner of the exchange, Tech Bureau Corp., promised to cover the losses of all affected customer and to do so got into a deal with Fisco Ltd. They agreed to exchange the major stake of Zaif exchange for financial support to resolve the issue. The total amount received was 5 billion yen (approximately $45 million). 

October: MapleChange (Unknown Figures)

Later in October, MapleChange, a tiny Canadian crypto exchange reported a hack, losing practically all the funds the exchange had at their disposal. The announcement was followed by the company’s management shutting down its website and social media accounts. They deleted everything that might have led to identifying the owner’s names. Many of MapleChange’s customers were not buying the “hack” story and suspected that it was a scam exit. 

We CANNOT refund any BTC or LTC funds unfortunately. We will try our best to refund everything else.

— MapleChange (@MapleChangeEx) October 28, 2018

October: Trade.io ($8 million Hack)

Another crypto exchange was hacked in October. Swiss-based Trade.io reported the loss of about $8 million worth of TIO tokens, apparently stolen from a company’s cold wallet. 

The stolen tokens were intended to be used as a project’s liquidity pool. Therefore, the management performed a fork to get the funds back. 

Interestingly enough the team stored the wallet itself in a local bank’s deposit safe. And since it was reported that the safe wasn’t compromised the only explanation is that hackers somehow managed to access the wallet details for making the transfers, that normally indicates an “inside job”. 

SIM Swap Hacks Turn Mainstream. Millions of Dollars Lost

 Towards the end of the year, we saw a new trend emerge: sim swap hacks.

By November these got completely out of hand and became a real pain for the members of the crypto community. 

In the nutshell, the SIM swap method gives the criminal the access to someone’s crypto wallets. By using SMS backup it’s possible to bypass two-factor authentication commonly used to protect the digital fortunes. 

Among the possible scenarios of a perfect SIM swap heist are: 

Bribing the mobile operator’s employees to get some inside help with the crime

Intentional abuse of customers’ data by former or current employees

Employees tricking innocent colleagues to swap the potential target’s SIM cards. 

As for the victims… Robert Ross, an angel investor from San Francisco, lost around $1 million due to the SIM swap. Christian Ferri, the head of BlockStar lost over $100,000. Michael Terpin, a well-known veteran of crypto space, is suing AT&T over a SIM swap that cost Terpin around $23.8 million at the time. And that’s just to name a few.

The list is living proof that with the evolution of blockchain-based projects comes the increased level of sophistication and persistence of crypto criminals. Don’t let them get you and be safe! 

Please don’t keep your crypto on an exchange

It might be simple and convenient, but it is not safe. Instead, move your funds to a secure wallet of your own where it is less vulnerable to hacks.

Essential further reading: 12 Best Bitcoin Wallets (For Safe and Secure Crypto Storage in 2018)

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