#short kings

[lealunae]

when they're 5 ft tall, extremely traumatized and their main ambition is to slay demons

#dungeon meshi #delicious in dungeon #anime and manga #art #mithrun #genshin impact #genshin xiao #digital art #short kings #sketch

[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]

#talkin #tik tok #silk_gawd #silk gawd #short kings #1k #2k

[ode-on-a-grecian-butt]

from @CodyAJSimpson

#columbo #tifa lockhart #short kings

[tommytomatoe]

i’m so tired of people saying milo’s like 5’11, that man is 5’6, 5’8 at MOST‼️stop erasing my short king ‼️let short men exist ‼️

#redacted asmr #redacted asmr milo #redacted milo #redacted asmr shaw pack #redacted asmr sweetheart #short king #justice for short men #redacted asmr david #redacted asmr asher #let him be short #short kings

[shyjusticewarrior]

DC Comics Incorrect Quotes Pt 223

Tim: Can you walk us through what it means to be a short king?

Damian: Short king? It's an insult followed by a compliment. You wouldn't call someone a snaggletooth genius.

Tim: Well, if it helps, I never thought of you as a short guy. And you're welcome for that.

Damian: I know I'm short. And you know how I know? Cause when I lie about my height I say I'm five nine.

Damian: When means I'm really five seven and a half, and I'm lying about the half. What height do you say, Drake?

Tim: Well, I'm six feet.

Damian: Oh, so you're five nine.

Tim: No, I'm six feet.

Damian: Okay. Then let's stand back-to-back.

Tim: I don't want to do that.

Damian: Interesting.

Tim: ...

Damian: Short kings like us should be proud of our heritage.

#dc #dc comics #dc incorrect quotes #funny #snl #damian wayne #robin #tim drake #red robin #batfamily #batfam #batkids #batbros #bat brothers #batsiblings #short kings #comics #comic books #detective comics #batman comics #robin comics #funny incorrect quotes #saturday night live #comedy #character dynamics #character design

[overyouhoes]

…

this means Aang is like 4 foot in the animated show (I understand he’s like 12 in the beginning but still 😭)— my guy had one hell of a growth spurt by the time he was an adult! So how tall were the both of them because this don’t seem right this don’t add up?!!!

#avatar the last airbender #avatar aang #atla #prince zuko #atla zuko #avatar the way of traumatising spider #atla aang #short kings #zuko x aang #aang x reader #zuko x reader #fire lord zuko

[caitchercatlady]

This is a PSA to respect the short kings (and the little prince) in their bad assery up in the house of Cher and Twisted Wonderland!

#short kings #twisted wonderland #riddle rosehearts #epel felmier #lilia vanrouge #ortho shroud #twst riddle #riddle twst #riddle twisted wonderland #epel twst #twst epel #poison epel #epel twisted wonderland #lilia twst #twst lilia #lilia twisted wonderland #ortho twisted wonderland #ortho twst #twst ortho #little prince #dorm card #ghost marriage #lab wear #robo boy

[scarletwitch1918]

HOW DID I NEVER NOTICE THAT COLIN AND RICHARD HAD TO STAND UP ON THE BENCH TO REACH THEIR CUBBIES OH MY GOD

#ted lasso #colin hughes #richard montlaur #short kings

[undead-knick-knack]

#critical role #cr3 #cr c3 #critrole #critrole memes #bells hells #bell's hells #fearne calloway #chetney pock o'pea #orym of the air ashari #fcg #cr fresh cut grass #text post meme #short people problems #short kings #cr spoilers #only tagging that since i'm using the new orym art and shithead was in the latest episode #cr memes #cr shitpost #courtesy of me #cr campaign three #crit role #critrole meme

[detectivebambam]

wait so Neil was a cheerleader, right?

imagine him teaching Andrew the stunts he learned in highschool for shits and giggles

until it comes in handy when they have to do a two-high to reach shit on the top shelf 😭

#oh my god #my friends and i do this #andrew would base btw #neil can be a flyer #good for him #aftg #all for the game #andrew minyard #neil josten #andreil #cheerleading #the foxhole court #nora sakavic #the sunshine court #tfc #short kings

[underestimated-shadow]

They Are Simultaneously Short Kings and Drama Queens.

#how can i refuse? #only murders in the building #omitb #barbie #princess and the pauper #martin short #oliver putnam #barbie preminger #preminger #short kings #drama queens #favorite characters #funny characters #iconic #martin short appreciation post #he just might be my favorite comedian 😂 #as well as one of my favorite actors #i hope he knows how loved his characters are ❤️ #oliver’s guttural sounds #preminger’s high-pitched shrieks #the sounds he makes are hilarious lmao

[kittenfangirl20]

My headcanon about the leader of the archangels Michael is that because he is the greatest warrior in Heaven, people think that he is some tall and muscular guy. But they are shocked when they meet him for the first time since he is the identical twin brother of Lucifer, he has the same height and build as the former Angel of Light. So basically my version of Michael is a short king like Lucifer is.

#hazbin hotel #archangel #archangel michael #michael #hazbin hotel michael #my headcanons #short king #lucifer #lucifer morningstar #hazbin hotel lucifer #short kings

[luckydiorxoxo]

Jonathan Bailey & Matt Bomer for GQ Men of the Year Party 2023

#jonathan bailey #short kings #Matt bomer #gq magazine #fellow travelers #gq men of the year

[postingwasteland]

Ah yes, a new character to add to my ✨short king✨ category-

If you know any other ✨short kings✨ feel free tag em

#my art #digital art #welcome home #wally darling #hazbin hotel #lucifer morningstar #undertale #sans #deltarune #spamton #fnaf movie #mike schmidt #short kings #shortie squad #THE DORITO COUNTS #MY GRANDMA SAID SO

[dalemon]

Short Kings

(they sit together at the Kiddie Table)

#linked universe #lu #sans undertale #undertale #lu four #short kings #couch

[im-really-confused121]

You’ll never catch Andrew or Aaron being called a child and letting it slide.

However this comes with the major exception of discounts, because do you really think Andrew or Aaron are going to pay full price given the choice ???

#lol #gay #ao3 #fanfic #aftg #fandom #neil josten #all for the game #andreil #andrew minyard #au #aftg au #hc #aftg hc #head cannon #Andrew and Aaron #twinyards #short kings #aaron minyard