#sams shitposts

[stuck-in-this-mortal-form]

*goes outside* *catches fire and turns into dust*

#eris shitposts #33 is a fuckton of degrees #sams shitposts

[loo-nuh-tik]

Louis really knows how to pick 'em 😌👌

#interview with the vampire #armand #lestat de lioncourt #iwtv s2 #assad zaman #sam reid #louis de pointe du lac #shitpost #tvedit #loonuhtik

[james-spooky]

we are so back !!!!!!!

#tmagp 10 #tmagp sam #so glad to hear it again #but also dread #tmagp meme #tmagp alice #rusty quill tma #the magnus archives #the archive #the magnus protocol #tmagp spoilers #tmagp shitpost #tma spoilers

[forbiddenmoss]

The gang fucked something up

Sebastian: oh shit we need an adult

Abigail: we can't ask our parents! Pierre would ground me for life and if demetirus didn't kill us all first!!!!

Sam: wait I know a guy

Banging in Marnie's door at 4am: SHAAAAAÀaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAME!!!!!

#stardew valley #sdv #shane stardew valley #sdv shane #sdv sam #sdv shitpost #shane #stardew valley headcanons #stardew valley abigail #stardew farmer #stardew valley sebastian #stardew valley sam #sam stardew valley #sdv sebastian #stardew sebastian #sebastian stardew valley #sdv abigail #stardew abigail #sdv abby #sdv headcanons

[k9effect]

Mav: Today I realised I'm old

Ice: What happened?

Mav: I fell in the mess hall and instead of laughing, Rooster came running to see if I was ok

Ice:

Mav: I saw fear in his eyes

#sam shitposts #incorrect quotes #incorrect quote #top gun #top gun maverick #pete mitchell #pete maverick mitchell #tom kazansky #tom iceman kazansky #iceman #maverick #icemav #rooster #bradley bradshaw #bradley rooster bradshaw

[yeapples]

teeheehee. my favorite flea infested golden retriever >:)

#stardew valley #sdv fanart #sdv 1.6 #stardew valley fanart #stardew valley art #sdv sam #stardew valley sam #stardew sam #1.6 update #sdv spoilers #art #my art <3 #yeapples art #yeapples doobles #procreate #sdv memes #sdv shitpost #stardew fanart #yeapples sdv

[sams-stray-thoughts]

There's something a little too intimate about accidentally touching the sticky side of a sticker like I'm sorry for violating you like that

#sam shitposts #sams stray thoughts #meme #shitpost #stickers #text post

[deanspunchingbag]

do you think when jimmy said yes to cas he thought it would mean being in a homoerotic friendship with gods favorite chew toy for over a decade

#supernatural #spn #castiel #jimmy novak #destiel #dean winchester #spn shitposts #shitpostnatural #sam winchester #salmon dean #jensen ackles #misha collins

[squircatlies]

Alice immediately clocked in on Sam crushing on Celia because they're exes. She knows him well enough to notice something in his behavior that indicates him liking someone.

What is that thing, you ask?

Sam offering her Alice's hot chocolate.

That's right folks! Sam's love language is offering nice comforting drinks and committing crimes together.

Now, where have we seen that before?

#sam and martin would get along so well #the magnus protocol #tmagp #the magnus archives #tma #tmagp shitpost #samama khalid #alice dyer #celia ripley #martin k blackwood

[sparring-spirals]

what kind of show is gamechanger? what's the point? well-

#this is obviously incorrect bc gamechanger is not usually for Getting Sam. thats Breaking News. #dropout #gamechanger #game changer #brennan lee mulligan #sam reich #oscar montoya #ally beardsley #video #not cr #shitpost #the out of focus dancing really just. yeah. #finally saw the tag and realized someone else had alreadyclipped almost this exact portion. oops. valid though. excellent clip

[theidlespoon]

nothing, just tolkien originally writing down the hobbit because his son christopher kept complaining that he'd change the details from night to night and then christopher later being so crucial in taking tolkien's notes and turning them into fully written novels of worldbuilding. loving someone to the point of creation and then having them help you finish the job.

#tolkien #lotr #lord of the rings #the hobbit #christopher tolkien #love #poetry #middle earth #the inklings #random thought #the silmarillion #bilbo baggins #frodo baggins #sam gamgee #legolas #gimli #aragorn #text post #textpost #shitpost #tumblr #humour #relatable #humor #lmao #funny #in my feels

[stuck-in-this-mortal-form]

So many fucking pornbots

For fuck's sake

#sams shitposts

[sentientsky]

so this was how tmagp 7 went, right?

#returning for like. 2 seconds to make this silly little shitpost before jumping off this hellsite once again. okay bye ajsdljasld #i just used Shahan Hamza as a reference for Sam's design idk #tmagp 7 #tmagp spoilers #tmagp vague #tmagp #tmagp fanart #the magnus protocol spoilers #the magnus protocol #mag pod #samama khalid #jonathan sims #jon sims #jonathan sims fanart #tma #the magnus archives #my art #shahan hazma #jonny sims #the archivist #tmagp shitpost #the magnus protocol shitpost #tmagp thursday

[sammyshuntingbuddy]

#supernatural #supernatural textpost #spn shitposts #spn text post #supernatural shitpost #dean winchester #sam winchester #john winchester #spn fandom #supernatural fandom #supernatural family #spn family

[james-spooky]

we won but at what cost (the implications!!! 😟)

#tmagp podcast #tmagp spoilers #tmagp shitpost #tmagp 10 #tmagp alice #tmagp sam #the magnus institute #tape recorders #the magnus protocol

[friendly-neighborhood-imbecille]

I think they should all be weird and so outrageously 14 years old

Idea for the comic comes from an interaction between two of my siblings.

#danny phantom #my art #fanart #sam manson #tucker foley #shitpost #comic #sibling quote comic