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little-miss-dilf-lover · 2 days

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BABE!! Tan for sure is the kinda guy to open your car door, pull your chair out for you etc, BUT imagine that you’re not used to that?? And so kinda keep doing it yourself, before Tan gets to? And he always lovingly scolds you for it?

OK SO NOW!! Imagine calling him when you’re drunk, asking him to pick you up, and suddenly he learns that you’re kind of a brat when drunk?? I FEEL LIKE HE’D LOVE THAT, like suddenly, you’re stood by the car door, waiting, chin raised and happily clearing your throat to signal to him to open it 😭 and he’s melting bc you’re finally not so darn independent and you let him care for you!!! (He also finds it hilarious) (also, you’d totally get him to take your heels off for you)

AAAAAGGGHHH OMG!!! love love it!!

this also disappeared right after I posted it??? idk what’s going on!!!

TANGERINE WITH AN INDEPENDENT READER.

omg omg this is so eldest daughter coded!!!!!!!!! (self indulgent but idc)

and you're independent and used to doing everything yourself, yup yup I see the vision. and also maybe not used to chivalry sooo..

— so like when you go do dinner/ have date nights out, you pull out your chair before he can even reach it (also the same for opening car doors, or doors in general) he just tsks at you, shaking his head "that's my job" or "what did I say?" bc he's told you so many times

— and when you're walking and you're on the outside (closest to the road) he puts a hand on the small of your back and guides you to swap places and says "what did I say?" (that's gonna be a running theme/ repetitive saying btw)

— and when he drops you home after going somewhere he gets out the car to walk you to your door, you're like "I'll be fine. you don't need to do this" and he’s like “would you just let me be a gentleman” and he waits until you're in and he hears the door lock before he leaves

— he holds bags for you and dismisses your protests of carrying them yourself, he's all like "how many times have I gotta tell you?"

— AND so?? you're out with friends and you're drunk, you call him to pick you up. you give him your bag immediately, silently handing it to him with no reaction, not a smile or a glance, nothing. and he just squints at you bc you've never done it before

— and then when you're walking to his car, you have an arm around his back as he helps keep you stable (you're a bit sloshed btw) and bc he's so focused on getting you to the car, he forgets that he's on the inside of the pavement, but you don't. so you're like "swap. im meant to be that side" and he's kinda loving it bc it seems that all the things he's been trying to ingrain into you have finally worked

— when you get to his car, you're waiting for him to open it for you, arms crossed, tapping your foot, and you'd slur something like "sometime today would be nice" and he's just so entertained and amused by it all!! he's like "you're right, sorry. I'll be quicker" so you reply with "that's what I thought" and he just does one of those low chuckling snickers bc he’s loving it a lot more than he thought he would

— and then when you sit in the car, your twist to pull your legs out before he can shut the door. and you lift a leg and say "my feet hurt" making him take your shoes/ heels off for you. and he's just so whipped and he crouches down to undo them and he's just holding under your heel AARGGHHHHH. "better?" is def something he says. and "'little miss precious' tonight, you are"

— AND THEN just as he's about to shut the door you say "wait" and he's like "what?" and you say "seatbelt. it's not plugged in" hinting for him to do it. so he grabs it and reaches over you to plug it in, and kisses your cheek before standing up straight. then finally he gets in the car to drive back

— he's loving that you're finally letting him help you, even if you're drunk and have no real control over yourself. he reminds you the next day about what you did, and you're embarrassed, like "no, I didn't. you're making it up. I would never do that" and bc he's sweet, he's like "yeah, you're right. just pulling your leg" and he pretends his teases were a lie BUT THEY'RE NOT. HE'S JUST SAVING YOUR FEELINGS

— ALSO JUST BC I LOVE IT SO MUCH if you say “I can do it by myself” he says “I know you can. but let me help you” 🫠

#everythingisspokenfortbh #tangerine #tangerine x reader #tangerine headcanon

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rubydubydoo122 · 2 days

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could you talk more about fanon vs canon tim drake? i havent gotten too far into the comics yet but have seen a lot of him (mis?)characterized by others

Just a preface, I'm not gonna crucify any Tim fans who find themselves writing these tropes, because it is fandom, and everyone's allowed their own interpretations of the character, I'm just personally not a fan of these takes on Tim because in my mind they just don't make sense for the character. If anyone has differing opinions, feel free to (politely) explain them to me, because I'm happy to hear them.

Ok, so much like Fanon Dick Grayson, there are two versions of fanon Tim Drake.

There's version A.) where where he's one minor inconvienience away from becoming a supervillain (I understand where this one comes from and I don't HATE it) and there's version B.) where he was criminally neglected as a kid and is infantalized (This version of Tim I Loathe)

I'll start with version A. I see where it comes from. Mainly the Red Robin 2009 run, but we have to remember that Tim was grieving pretty much everyone close to him during that era. He was being self destructive because of that grief, and yeah, grief changes a person, but Tim is the type of character who would still turn out good despite all the hurt handed to him. Oh! But Gun Batman-- Tim actively chose against being that. He would rather kill himself than let himself become a version of Batman who went against everything Batman stood for. I know there are multiple storylines where Tim meets and evil future version of himself, but those versions would constantly be like a weight on him to be good. All in all, if I had to choose between the fanon Tim Drakes, I would choose villain Tim Drake, as long as it's done in more of a character-study way rather than a 'He deserves to go evil, as a treat' because it's an interesting take with the right motives.

Now onto Version B. Loser Tim Drake. The reason I Loathe this version of Tim is because it usually involves Characters Assassination of the characters around him. Ok, so do I agree that Tim Drake was somewhat neglected? Yes. But goddamit, the way I see Jack and Janet portrayed, you would think that they were running from the feds or something. They were good people, just bad parents. Maybe a little immature to raise a child, but it wasn't to the point where they would probably need to call CPS. Neglect isn't black and white, and the Drakes fell into that grey-- which I personally believe to be a lighter shade. You do have to remember that a lot of Tim's introduction was written in the 90's where parenting styles were a lot different compared to Today. Still, they sent him to boarding school, meaning they made sure that some form of adult was taking care of Tim AND a lot of people try to make Jack Drake out to be the villain for stopping Tim from being Robin, and blackmailing Bruce for it, but... It's What Any Sane Parent Would Do? I'm 18, but I know if I ever had a kid, and then fell into a coma and then woke up and found out that my Kid was fighting crime in one of the most CRIME RIDDEN CITIES alongside my middle-aged neighbor who dresses up like a furry I WOULD CALL THE FUCKING COPS. But enough about the Drakes. Because not only does Loser Tim Drake assassinate their character, but why is 17 year old Tim the victim when it comes to 10 year old Damian-- "Oh he tried to kill him' They're both trained by assassins. They're both trained. They're both Trained. Why Is a Junior/Senior in high school hurt by the actions of a 5th grader. I have a similar age gap with my younger brother. We have had pretty brutal fights and the next day we're fine. I'm not going to get into "Attack on Titans Tower AUs" but I will say this, Every Time I Start To Read One Of Those, I Lose Half Of My Hair Because of How Bad the Characterization Of Both Jason And Tim are. Please, Read, The, Comic. Jason Wasn't Trying To Kill Tim. If He Was, Tim would Be Dead. ANd Tim was Snarking Jason Through The Entire Confrontation. Lastly, Why Has DICK 'BAMF' GRAYSON TURNED INTO TIM"S NUMBER ONE OP????!!!! DIck IS LITERALLY TiM's ChiLDHOOD HEro!!!!! NoT BAtMAN, DICK GRAYSON. And like, not only that, Dick and Tim are the most brotherly. I'm Begging, Please go read a 90's comic. Why is it, the only time I see Dicks Manipulative side in fanon, It's in opposition to Tim? I bet it's bc of Teen Titans Go. I bet the only Tim and Dick interaction they've seen is TTG Robin going "No BOdy cARes AbOuT TiM DrAke"

Sorry that ended up becoming rant-y, and less objective. Since actually reading comics, fanon Tim Drake gets on my nerves.

#tim drake #anti tim drake #not anti tim drake #anti fanon tim drake #batman #batfam #dc comics #bruce wayne #jack drake #janet drake #justice for the drakes #dick grayson #damian wayne #jason todd

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vivwritesfics · 51 minutes

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Well, the time has come for a Lando GP win story where he meets reader or Carlos after his win! Please write one, I absolutely love your writing!

I would love a Carlando fic, but reader is alright too! Whatever is your mood❤️

Ok this is nothing against this nonnie, but you guys have got to realise I only write reader inserts, right? Like, I have never written something that is just driver x driver and I never will

He was gonna party is fucking ass off. Why wouldn't he? He'd won in Miami and he was, and I quote, gonna get lit.

Max (Verstappen) dragged him out to the club. He'd achieved so many wins himself that celebrating his own achievements was going to wreck his liver. But, for little Lando Norris, first time race winner? Max would risk his liver.

And they really did party their asses off. Lando ended u2p DJ-ing for all of twenty minutes, sunglasses upside down on his face.

How many girls had he made out with? He wasn't sure, but he'd spotted the one he wanted to take home with him.

He walked up to her, but she spoke to him first, finger stretched out, pointed to where Max was doing that one dance move he has where he sort of moves his arm. And then she leaned in close and whispered in his ear. "Your friend told me to call you no wins," she shouted over the thumping bass of the music.

He let out his typical giggle, the one that was a sort of shriek as well, tongue poking between his teeth. "He told you to call me no wins?" He echoed.

She nodded her head. "What does it mean?"

"Nothing now!"

Lando danced with her for the rest of the night. He snogged her in the middle of the dance floor and held her hand as he walked her out of the club, to the taxi that was going to take him back to his hotel room.

He slept with her, sure, but that isn't the important bit.

Waking up beside her was. Lando opened his eyes to see her beside him, still sleeping. He let out a groan and stretched his body up, accidentally moving the blankets away from her.

That woke her up.

Lando was in that stage of his life where hook ups never really stayed until breakfast. He wanted her to do the same, but how was he meant to ask her? But then she woke up and started talking to him.

Maybe it was because she called him no wins the entire time. Maybe it was because she had Lando doing that shrieking giggle. But he invited her to stay for breakfast.

Lando's breakfast was normally pre-prepared by his nutritionist. Thank God he was in a hotel room; he couldn't imagine anything worse than her watching him run around his kitchen as he searched for something for her to eat.

Luckily, he didn't have to think about that. He threw her clothes from the club at her, let her borrow a jumper, and took her out for breakfast. There wasn't long before Lando was supposed to fly back to Monaco, but he made the most of every moment with her.

Before he left, he gave her his number, put it in her phone.

"You're gonna come back to Miami, right, no wins?" She'd asked him.

He promised that he would.

#lando norris #lando norris imagine #lando norris x reader #lando norris fluff #lando norris x you #ln4 #ln4 imagine #ln4 x reader #f1 #formula one #f1 imagine #f1 x reader #formula 1 #formula one imagine #formula one x reader #formula 1 x reader #formula 1 imagine

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joedirtymadre · 2 days

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u want requests? I GOTCHU

how bout yuji x reader smut where the reader gets hit w a technique that acts like an aphrodisiac (it’s typical ik but i wanna read one w yuji😔)

to make things more spicy hb yuji and the reader are rivals? (you can leave that out if u want)

THANK UUUU 😫🙏

Aphrodisiac Attack

YUJI X READER! SMUT!

(Just gonna say one thing as to why it’s been a while. College.)

“I can’t believe they paired me up with you,” you sighed as you slowly scouted the area. “Why? Scared that I’ll show you up?” Yuji snickered as he followed you. “Yeah, ok. More like scared that you’ll ruin my reputation of having zero casualties on my assignments,” you pointed out. “Zero casualties? Like I’ll believe that,” Yuji rolled his eyes. “Say what you want four-eyes, but it’s the truth,” you smirked as you turned into a dark eroded hallway.

“Four-eyes?” He asked. “Yep, you plus that Pokémon you caught," you said. “Who are you calling a Pokémon, woman?” You heard the dark voice boom. You turned and noticed the small mouth on Yuji’s cheek. “You see what happens when you open that big mouth, this guy pops out…” Yuji said as he smacked his cheek, covering Sukuna. “Not my fault he couldn’t take the joke,” you laughed.

You both continued scouting the area. “Are you sure that there’s a cursed spirit here? Seems pretty empty,” Yuji pointed out. “Why would Ijichi be wrong about this?” You asked, while shaking your head. “Well there’s noth-“ you quickly interrupted him as you stopped and held out our arm, signaling him to stop. You stopped and listened closely then you heard footsteps from the floor above you.

You turn to Yuji who nods, and you both begin running to the stairs. While reaching the top floor you were met with a bunch of smaller level spirits. “I’ll take care of these guys, go find that other one we heard,” you explained. “Whatever you say boss,” he said as he ran off. You stayed back and dealt with the other spirits.

(Too lazy to write about a fight 😗)

You let out a sigh of relief, “Man there were a few more than I thought there’d be.” You continued walking down the hallway, wondering where the hell Yuji is. “Don’t tell me he got taken down,” you sighed. Out of nowhere the wall next to you exploded. You stepped back from the blast, and tried to see through the dust what caused it.

“Looove~” you heard from the blast. As the dust settled you noticed a large grotesque spirit, you scouted around for Yuji but he was nowhere to be seen. “Where is he?” You asked yourself. Before taking out your weapon you were suddenly engulfed in a strange mist. “Loove~ Loove~” the spirit cooed as it turned to face you. “Loove~!” The monster cried out before charging towards you.

You tried to dodge the charge, but you couldn’t move. Your legs felt weak, ready to fall at any second. Instead you braced for impact, “(Y/N)!” You heard. You were then carried off your feet and able to miss the spirit’s charge. “Why the hell were you just standing there?” Yuji asked as he held you steadily in his arms. “I-I don’t know… that cursed spirit let out a mist and I couldn’t move,” you explained. But something else was wrong, being pressed up against Yuji burns like crazy.

“P-Put me down, take care of that thing,” you said, trying to control your composure. “Even after saving you, you’re still bossing me around? Why didn’t you take care of that thing?” He asked when placing you in the corner. “Cause it was your job in the first place! Not my fault that thing escaped from you,” you frowned. “Yeah, yeah… just a little slippery is all,” he chuckled. You rolled your eyes, and watched as he ran back into the red mist.

You sat there, trying to control your breath. You hugged yourself trying to comfort yourself as you dealt with whatever that cursed spirit released. “Is this some kind of poison? But I don’t feel sick, I just feel weak and hot?” You told yourself.

Yuji finally came back and sat next to you. “Man, that thing was so annoying. Just kept shouting love, love, and love… and then the mist was so thick I couldn’t see through it,” he let out a deep sigh. You could only nod, not wanting him to catch on to your state. “Anyways, let’s get out of here,” he said as he slowly stood up. You nodded, trying your hardest to make your legs work.

You finally picked yourself up, and took a step. “Hey come on slow poke, or else I’ll leave you behi- Hey are you alright?” Yuji asked, turning his attention to you. “I-I’m fine,” you squeaked. You tried taking another step, but tripped. “Woah!” Yuji called out, before catching you. “Ah!” You let out, feeling your body tremble. “Hey you’re shaking! Are you hurt?” He asked, worriedly as he wrapped his arms around you keeping you stable.

His touch felt like a furnace, “I don’t know, that spirit’s mist had some weird effect… Now my body is acting strange,” you said softly. “Hey it’ll be alright, let me carry you to Ijichi. We’ll get you checked out by the medics,” he explained. He slowly removed his arms, but you grabbed onto his jacket. “N-No, I’m fine! I just need some time for it to wear off,” you explained. “Are you sure?” He asked. “Yeah, but… can you keep h-holding m-me… It helps,” you said, feeling your face heat up. “Oh… uhh, s-sure,” he said awkwardly, as he wrapped his arms around you again.

You both sat back down in the corner, you somehow ended up on Yuji’s lap as he held you. You suddenly got a whiff of a nice scent, “Yuji, did you put on some cologne today?” You asked, as you moved yourself closer to his neck. “I-I-I don’t t-think so…” he squeaked as his face and neck turned very red. “You smell really nice,” you said as you nuzzled into his neck. “A-Ah… you sure you’re f-feeling alright?” He stuttered.

Yuji’s POV

What the hell is wrong with (Y/N)?? She’s on my lap pressed up against me, and… it feels nice. She’s usually mean and a bit mouthy, but now she’s cuddled up on me. “You’re slow, kid,” Sukuna popped out on my cheek. “Huh??” I asked. “That cursed spirit you took care of right now was releasing an aphrodisiac. That’s how it would deal with you sorcerers, by making you so weak from its mist,” he explained. My eyes widened, “So that’s why she’s acting like this?” My voice cracked. “I- What?” (Y/N) asked as her face turned red.

“You’re horny woman, I don’t know how else to explain it. Lucky for you, I have centuries of experience,” Sukuna said as he stuck out his tongue. I saw the look of embarrassment and nervousness on her face. “Shut up Sukuna, and go away. You’re freaking her out, we’ll figure this out,” I said as I smacked my cheek. “Your loss, if you wanted her for yourself that’s all you had to say,” he laughed before reverting back into my cheek.

(Your POV)

“Y-Yuji what am I gonna do?” You asked, squirming in his lap. “W-What if…” he trailed off. “I help relieve you,” he finished, having a serious look on his face. “R-Relieve me?” You stuttered. “Just to help this curse pass, and we won't ever bring it up again,” he explained. “I- but…” you said hesitatantly, as you avoided his eyes. “Trust me. I know we bicker and fight, but I need you to trust me right now,” he said as he cupped my face. “A-Alright then… but if you tell anyone I’ll kill you,” you blushed. He chuckled, causing your lower stomach to knot up.

He slowly pulled you into a kiss, you both tensed once you made contact. A few more seconds pass and you both slowly relax, feeling him deepen the kiss. You gasped into the kiss as you felt his hands roam towards your rear. “It’s fine, just relax into it. I’ll stop if you don’t like it,” he reassured you. You nodded and wrapped your arms around his neck. You started to feel a warm sensation in between your legs. “Turn around, and sit,” he whispered in your ear. You felt goosebumps across your skin, and followed his words.

You turned around and sat in between his legs. He quickly placed a hand on the inside of your thigh, rubbing slowly making sure you’re comfortable. His other hand grazed the hem of your top, asking for permission to keep going. You placed your hand over his and guided it inside of your top and straight to your breast. “I’m not glass Yuji, I trust you… so just touch me already!” You said nervously, feeling your ears burn hot.

“A-Alright!” His voice cracked as his shaking hands moved towards your body. You flinched when his hands softly cupped your breast. “Hot…” you said as you bit your lip. You noticed as the more Yuji squeezed and held your breast the more confident he became. You gasped as you felt a kiss on the back of your neck, and felt his hands become rougher. You pressed your legs together, trying to calm the throbbing sensation between your thighs. Suddenly you felt a hand trail down your shirt and noticed his hand slowly slip inside your shirt. Your breath hitched as you felt his fingers graze up your skin towards your breast.

“God you’re so beautiful,” he whispered. As you feel yourself drip. He then cupped your right breast, as he played with your breast. You trembled as his left hand roamed down to your inner thigh. “Never imagined you making a face like that… I like it,” he said softly. You felt your ears burn and stared nervously at the hand that laid so close to the hem of your skirt. “C-Can I keep going?” Yuji asked nervously. You bit your lip and slowly nodded, “G-Go slow,” your voice cracked. “Ok,” he replied.

Your breath hitched as you felt his hand slowly slid under your skirt. You spread your legs slightly encouraging him to continue. You felt his hand tremble as his fingertips pressed against your pantie. You let out a soft moan, and quickly slapped your hand over your mouth. Yuji quickly removed his hand from your breast to your wrist, forcing you to remove your hand from your mouth. “I want to hear,” he said huskily.

You let out a high pitched moan from his other hand rubbing up and down your pantie. “God you‘ve soaked through these,” he chuckled. You squirmed under his touch, he returned his other hand from your wrist to your breast. “S-Stop teasing…!” You choked out. You heard him chuckle, “Do you think in your state you can still boss me around?” You turned to see a mischievous smirk on his face. You then felt your panties be pulled to the side, a little too roughly as Yuji ripped them. “Y-You dumb- Ah!” You interrupted yourself as you felt Yuji’s hot fingers play with your throbbing clit. “I don’t like that attitude,” he whispered into your ear.

You felt his free hand move your face towards him, and were quickly attacked by his lips. The kiss was sloppy, rough, but felt so good. You let out a moan when you felt his fingers slip into your sloppy core. “Fuck, it’s so fucking wet and hot. You’re so fucking hot,” he said inbetween the kiss. You sat there, allowing this man to do whatever he pleases. Unable to control your body or mind. “M-More!” You squeaked out. Yuji smirked at your words and nodded.

Suddenly his hands stopped, you felt his fingers slip out of your core, already missing the sensation. You whimpered from the sudden loss, looking back to see him taking his coat off. “Yuji?” You asked as you watched him lay down his coat. Suddenly you were thrown onto your back feeling his coat embrace you. You blushed as you watched him hover over you, looking disheveled and each breath hitched as his eyes glanced up and down your body. “God you’re so beautiful,” he said before quickly reinserting his fingers into your pussy.

You threw your head back in ecstasy, spreading your legs even wider. “Who knew the tough and amazing sorceress (Y/N), was such a dirty slut,” he smirked as he picked up the pace. “Yuji more! Please!” You begged. “You want something else?” He asked. You nodded and watched as he slowly removed his fingers, moving towards his zipper and slowly pulling down his pants. Your eyes widened as you saw the large cock break free from his constraint. “This enough for you?” He asked. You slowly nodded, and held your arms out. He chuckled and leaned down, as you gently pulled him into a soft kiss wrapping your arms around his neck. You relaxed as his hands softly rubbed your sides in assurance.

As you two broke the kiss, he stared into your eyes. “Are you positive?” He asked. You stared back into his for a few seconds, before slowly nodding your head. “I’m sure,” you softly smiled. “I’ll be gentle, I promise,” he smiled as he kissed you. You noticed his nervous gaze as he placed himself at your entrance, you placed a hand on his arm causing him to glance up at you. You smiled in reassurance, you then watched as he slowly thrusted inside. You felt your face contort as your insides were being stretched and filled. “S-Slow!” You choked out. “O-Ok,” he stuttered.

“There, I’m all in,” Yuji said with a worried expression. You laid there, trying to catch your breath. “W-Wait…” you whispered. Yuji slowly leaned forward and kissed your face, “Take your time,” he said softly.

After a few minutes you finally became adjusted to his size, “O-Ok, I’m ready,” you said softly. “Alright, tell me to stop if it’s too much,” he said as you nodded in response. You felt his cock slowly thrust in and out, feeling your insides burn from the sensation. “Faster…” you let out. You saw him smirk, and you threw your head back from his rough thrust. Your mind became hazy again, as he quickened his pace. His thrusts are so rough and quick, but still gentle.

The abandoned halls echoing your moans. “God you’re so beautiful (Y/N). I can do this forever,” he grunted. Your body jolted as you felt his fingers graze over your clit. “Your body is so hot and sensitive,” he smirked as your legs shook from his touch. “S-Slow… feel hot!” You whined. However, this only made him more energetic as you felt his thrusts become more rapid and rougher.

You cried out as you felt him begin to rub your clit, in rapid circular motions. You threw your head back as you felt a sudden wave rush through your body. “Y-Yuji~” you gasped, as you gripped his shoulders. “F-Fuck… I’m cumming,” he groaned before doing a few more thrusts before pulling out, cumming on your stomach. You watched as Yuji fell over beside you, before your vision became darker and darker.

…

You slowly opened your eyes, and realized you were in your dorm room. Your eyes slowly landed on the figure sleeping beside you. Yuji was half on the floor and half on your bed, probably from waiting for you to wake up.

You reached over and placed your hand on his head and softly played with his hair. You noticed his eyes slowly open, lifting his head to face you. You saw him softly smile, “You’re awake,” he said. You nodded, “Come on up,” you said as you scooted over. “Y-You sure?” He asked nervously. You nodded, “Yep, come here,” you said as you helped him into bed with you. You both stared at each other. “Are you ok? You’re not… upset? Or hurt?” He asked softly. “I’m sore, but I’m fine… I’m at least glad… I was with you today…” you blushed.

You stared at him, seeing the light bulb go off in his head. “R-Really?” He asked, speechless. You nodded slowly, “So you like me?” He asked with a sly smile. “Get out of my room,” you groaned as you rolled over. “No! No, I’m just teasing… I like you too (Y/N),” he whispered as he wrapped his arm around you. “… Then I guess you can stay…” you said softly. Before drifting back to sleep.

#jjk yuji #yuji itadori #yuji x reader #yuji smut #anime fanfic #fanfic #fluff #x reader #anime #jujutsu kaisen fluff #jujutsu kaisen smut #jujutsu kaisen x reader #jujutsu kaisen itadori #smut

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nebulablakemurphy · 3 days

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Total Eclipse Of The Heart (Part 12 : The Untethering)

Summary: Jacob Black, alpha of his pack, would never fall in love with a bloodsucker, much less imprint on one. The problem is that Y/N Swan was human…until she wasn’t anymore.

Warning: Suggestive scenes, proceed with caution.

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The first week in Alaska is spent wrapped up in each other.

“I love you so much, Jacob.” She tells him, like a broken record. “I love you.”

He doesn’t remember much of anything else for those first few days. Just her. Her arms around him, her fingers in his hair. His never ending plea, “bite me.”

“We shouldn’t.” Y/N reminds him, that’s what got them here.

“Please.” Jacob never stills, restless and ready to come out of his skin. Let me be useful to you.

“Jacob, you are everything to me.” Y/N cups his face, “you’re irreplaceable. You don’t need to give me anything else.”

He pins those same gentle hands above her head, kissing Y/N rough and punishing. Stroking his thumb over the charm bracelet at her wrist. “It’s not enough.” He wants to give until there is nothing left of him.

“Jacob,” she tugs against his hold.

“Shh,” he hushes her, pupils blown, out of his mind. “Don’t do that, honey. Gonna make me phase and we’ll spend the day putting you back together.” Relax.

Y/N’s eyes roll back in her head.

He traces her lips, opening her mouth slightly, skating the pad of his index finger across her teeth. “So pretty.” He doesn’t mind her icy skin, her rigid limbs or her perfect teeth, made to sink into his neck. I love you.

Her heart aches, feeling the weight of his emotions and her own. I’m dying.

“I’m gonna make it better.” Jacob promises, “make it all go away.”

Y/N nods.

“But you have to listen to me.” Jacob insists.

Her chest heaves, sucking in an unnecessary breath to elevate her discomfort. “I can’t.” I can’t risk it, I can’t hurt you.

This is not your fault. “This would’ve happened anyway.”

The world narrows before exploding into a kaleidoscope of color.

Y/N sees Jacob, every version of him to exist dances before her eyes. Past and present all tangled into one.

A piece of paper, something they signed in blood, with shaking hands and tears in their eyes, while inhabiting other bodies. A promise, an agreement, tying their souls together. Y/N comes back to herself, to the vessel over which she reigns.

Jacob is panting, his head resting against her chest.

“Jake?" Y/N whispers, he'll always be Jacob to her. No matter the long list of names she's called him before.

"Are you ok?" He asks.

"I think so." She nods, "are you?"

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The second week is better, Jacob doesn’t fight sleep and Y/N returns all her missed calls from back home.

Where are you?

When will you be back?

Are you ok?

Is Jacob is ok?

He is now and that’s all that matters.

Their escape from reality comes to an end a few days later.

“I can’t hold you hostage here forever, honey.” Jacob sighs. “Charlie is worried, I know Ness and Bella miss you.”

“I’m sure they’re doing just fine without me.”

Jacob knocks her shoulder. “I need to get back to the pack.”

“Are you sure you’re ok to go home?” Y/N whispers.

“I feel better now.” Jacob assures her, “I’m me again. You don’t need to worry.”

“I worry about you, Jacob. The other…stuff doesn’t bother me.” She’ll hardly complain if he drags her back here again to blow off steam.

He presses a kiss to her forehead, “let’s go home.”

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Y/N goes back to Charlie’s, spending the afternoon with her father. Attempting to explain what happened although she isn’t sure herself.

“I love ya,” is all Charlie says. “No matter what. I’m glad you’re back.” He pulls her in for a hug.

“I love you too, dad.” Y/N is careful not to squeeze him too hard. Her cell phone buzzes to life, causing them to break apart. “I need to-”

“Go,” Charlie shoos her away, turning his attention back to the game.

Y/N hurries up to her room, closing the door behind her. “Hello?”

“Y/N, it’s Sam.”

“What’s wrong?”

“Jacob is-” Sam’s voice is cut off by a tortured howl.

“Is that him?” Y/N chokes out.

“We delivered some news, he’s not taking it well.” Sam says, between gritted teeth. More whining and howling. “I think it’s best if you come.”

“Is he hurt?” Y/N is out the door, sprinting towards the reservation.

“Not physically, no. We’ll be waiting at Billy’s.” Sam ends the call.

Y/N arrives within minutes, greeted by the fur of the reddish brown wolf. He looks fine. “Jacob, what’s wrong?”

He lowers his head onto his paws at her feet.

Y/N kneels down in the dirt. “It’s ok.” She strokes a hand along his back. The muscles of which twitch with his uneven breath. “It’s ok.” She wishes she could hear him again, it’d come in handy at times like this.

He noses at her, whining low in his throat.

Y/N tries not to think about this much, what she is, what he is…what they are. As long as Y/N and Jacob exist somewhere inside the blood drinking demon and the giant wolf, she doesn’t have to think about it. But the painful truth is hard to ignore when she’s trying to envelop his towering stature with her icy arms and she can’t even hug him properly.

Jacob returns to his human form, curling around Y/N without a word.

“What happened?” She demands.

“Give me a minute, ok?” Jacob murmurs, brushing his lips against hers. “This isn’t really a conversation I want to have with you naked.”

Y/N nods, desperate to lighten the mood. “You’re right, I could get distracted.”

Jake chuckles, despite himself, “that’s not what I’m worried about.”

Sam tosses a pair of briefs and shorts down from Billy’s porch.

“Thank you,” Y/N waves. Now left to wonder how long he’s been standing there.

Sam gives a curt nod, retreating into the house.

Y/N rises to her feet, brushing dried grass from her jeans. Waiting for Jacob to finish getting dressed.

“We should go in.” Jake reaches for her hand. Crossing the threshold of his childhood home to find Sam and Billy seated at the table.

“Wanna tell me what the hell’s going on?” Y/N arches a brow.

“Sam saw what happened in Denali.” Jacob explains, resting a hand on her back.

Y/N averts her eyes. Oh.

“Apparently, the agreement we signed before we were us, is still valid.”

“What do you mean?” Y/N can’t remember what it said. This whole reincarnation thing is becoming a pain in the ass.

"It's a very old practice.” Sam explains, “I had to do some heavy lifting on our end to get any information and Billy was looking into it for years before that.”

“You knew about this?” Jacob turns to his father in disbelief.

"I had a hunch."

“And you didn’t say anything?”

Billy square his shoulders, "this is heavy, Jacob. I hoped you wouldn't have to carry it."

"So what does it mean?" Y/N asks.

“There was a treaty forged by the elders of our tribe, after making some powerful enemies. The war was long, fought until neither side had anything left to bargain with. The chief's son and the opposing tribe leader's daughter entered into an agreement, binding their blood and their souls. This covenant brought years of peace and prosperity. They built a better life on the ashes of what had been.” Billy presses on.

“These souls are called upon in times of peril, to ensure the survival of our tribe.” Sam begins pacing behind Billy’s chair.

"So all of this happened because of something we were forced into centuries ago.” Jacob spits.

“I’m sorry this happened, truly, I am. But telling you sooner wouldn’t have changed anything.” Billy says, “I wanted you to have a normal life together, to be kids. Who didn’t have to worry about the pack, the tribe, the contract-”

“You could’ve given me a heads up. Maybe I could’ve saved her!” Jacob seethes, “I would’ve had the pack run patrols, I would’ve made sure she was safe and I sure as hell wouldn’t have taken her to the movies that night.”

“Listen to yourself!” Billy slams his fist against the table. “Do you think that would’ve made her happy?”

“I don’t know about happy, but atleast she’d be alive!”

“Y/N is still here, Jacob. She’s not dead and neither are you.”

“Is that supposed to make me feel better?”

Y/N crosses both arms over her chest.

“I’m allowed to be upset when she gets hurt.”Jacob growls. “She was writhing in agony for three days and there was nothing I could do. Now her throat is on fire anytime she’s in the same room as a human. You don’t get to tell me how to feel about watching the person I love suffer! You act like I’m supposed to be grateful for it. She’s my-” lover, enemy, soulmate. “She’s my best friend.”

Billy lowers his gaze at the sound of his son’s voice breaking.

“Jacob, I’m ok.” Y/N reaches for him.

Jacob wraps his arms around her.

“I promise.”

His hand fists in her hair, clinging to her. She is fine, he can feel it, the only lingering upset is because of his pain.

Y/N rubs circles into his back.

“You weren’t mine to bargain with, I would never have agreed to this. This was signed in blood before you were born.” Billy says, “I swear to you, there was nothing you or anyone else could have done to prevent this. I couldn’t undo it, I couldn’t protect you from it…I tried.”

The room is silent.

“The imprint is what’s been throwing us off.”

“Why?” Y/N tries to peek over Jacob’s shoulder.

“If two souls are already bound, imprinting would be unnecessary.” Sam tells them. “I’ve come to the conclusion that it might be your spin on things.”

“So we do get some control over our own lives.”

“Think of it as traveling to a marked destination on the map, there’s more than one way to reach it. But you’re always going to get where you’re going.”

“And where are we going?” Jacob turns with Y/N still in his arms.

She sighs, resigned to her fate facing away from the other occupants of the room.

“The tribes agreed to bind their blood, there’s only one way to do that.” A child.

That’s why…that’s why Jacob wanted to…that’s why he- “screw the treaty.”

“Jacob,” Billy shakes his head.

“We’re not having a kid to fulfill a contract, I won’t do it.” Jacob wants to have a baby with Y/N, if and when she wants to. Not because of or for anyone else. For her, to have a family with her.

“Jacob, look at her.” Sam throws up a hand.

Jacob pulls back enough to really see Y/N. Her eyes are different, now a dark purple color, from the weeks she spent drinking only from him. “She’s fine.”

“Listen.” Sam clenches his jaw.

Jacob closes his eyes, listening carefully to the sound of her heartbeat.

Her heart doesn’t beat.

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Sybil: I don't think we should do this.

Emmeline: Come on, it'll be fine.

Pandora: No, I think Syb' right. We shouldn't do this.

Annabella: Dora, it's your last year. You have to.

Pandora: But, their my friends.

Emmeline: You have friends in every house, Dora.

Pandora: Which makes it wrong to do anything to any of the houses.

Sybil: Lin might be right.

Emmeline: Besides, Lia, Cissa, Bella, Andy, Ri, and Ted pranked us their last year, too.

Pandora: *sighs* Fine. Let's do it.

Annabella: I get to come, right?

Pandora: You can do this in seven years, yeah?

Annabella: But Panda-

Pandora: This is just for us. Just like Ev should say no to Mav. Ok?

Annabella: Fine. I'll go bother Mav.

Marlene: Jamie, I have a position for you.

James: What is it.

Mary: We're teaming up to prank all the houses.

Sirius: Ooh, yes. Slytherin first.

Lily: You just want to prank your brother.

Sirius: Exactly.

Frank: No, Sirius, you can't only prank your brother.

Remus: He's not in on this planning.

Peter: He has good idea' though.

Alice: All four of you prank too much. Your not aloud.

Marlene: Except James. We need him.

Lily: And Remus.

Mary: Pete, too.

Frank: So, Sirius is the only one not aloud to prank.

Amelia: What are you thinking?

Edgar: I don't know. We might need help.

Hestia: From who? The Hufflepuffs have made their groups.

Edgar: I was thinking the so called Marauders.

Amelia: Eddy, no! Their Gryffindor's!

Hestia: Mel, I think he's right.

Amelia: Wait, we don't need them. We just need someone who hangs out with them enough.

Edgar: Or, someone who hangs out their partner who hangs out them.

Hestia: Me? I don't know, guys.

Amelia: Come on, Tia. It'll be fine.

Hestia: Oh, fine. Let's do it.

Dorcas: So, are we gonna prank Dora or?

Barty: It'll be funny.

Evan: No, we're not pranking Dora or Anna.

Emma: How much do you wanna bet their gonna prank us?

Aurora: Oh, 100%. They will definitely prank us.

Regulus: Especially with Emmeline there.

Mavan: Anna would help.

Evan: Mav, go somewhere else. We're planning.

Mavan: But, Ev-

Evan: You can plan in two years for yours, ok?

Mavan: Fine.

*Everyone screams* There's smoke bombs, water spraying everywhere, people's faces turning purple, and even people's fears running all over the great hall.

Smoke bombs were courtesy of Hufflepuff, - Amelia, Edgar, and Hestia - the water was Ravenclaw, - Sybil, Emmeline, and Pandora - peoples faces turning purple is a potion created by the Gryffindor's, - Mary, James, Frank, Alice, Lily, Marlene, Remus, Sirius, and Peter - and people's fears running wild is a spell created by the Slytherin's - Regulus, Emma, Aurora, Barty, Evan, and Dorcas.

It's complete chaos, and the prankers are loving it. Their all standing off to the side just watching all the mayhem unfold. The Slytherin's are smiling the most because of how much disorder they caused.

Pranking day is the best thing that has ever happened to Hogwarts. This day, they can prank all they want and not get detention for it. Even McGonagall is off to the side smiling.

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so was anyone gonna tell me granny wolf was given a damn cinched waistline on sight for no reason (there was a reason and we know what for), or was i supposed to suddenly remember that yes he had always been built like that? why is he built like mf hercules??? i am not even kidding ok. this wolf also packs a pair of pretty pecks, he's got the belt, he's got the leg muscles???? and why am i just now realizing how much of a peak design he has upon my latest rewatch of happily n'ever after????? it's clearly been too long since my last rewatch, i have been slacking fghfhgf

I'm answering this on my break so @slashingdisneypasta you can see this before you go to work. Anon, I have no clue who you are, but you are speaking straight up FACTS

Just... Just LOOK AT HIM!?

Call him Rose from Titanic because he is JACKED. This guy is literally built different. The Roman style granny cape, as well as his sharp features, really sell the warrior like design. Not to mention that Granny was throwing full-blown SWORDS in a darts game!?!? This guy may eat grandma's and little girls in red capes, but he's clearly doing something right.

I've been trying to think of any possible lore for him as to how he got all this strength. I haven't quite figured it out yet, though I have a theory that he's a bit blind, as you probably saw on Slashings blog. Maybe that could have a part in his skills? 🤔 I'm not sure how though. Slashing, what do you think? If you want to answer ^^

#im so happy im not the only Granny fan XD #asks #anon #N'ever After #Granny Wolf

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white-00-7 · 22 hours

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The fallen

Lucifer x reader

Part 1 Part 2 Part 3

No ones pov:

After y/n explained why she had come down to hell and the super comforting moment she step back then smile as she was then looking around her for her dress "I had a phone in my dress.....and some fae dust. Did you see a little bag made of moon stones and red?"

"Charlie: yeah....we had to change you so that we patch the wound. But why do you need it for?" She ask looking up at the angel as she was taller than her. Maybe 6 ir 7 feet tall.

"I wanted to show you guys earth. Like. Luci he can go to earth if he is summoned and that is pretty rare as all the books with the real summoning circle are at me. And I wanted to see how beautiful free will is for himans. You thought that all people are sinners but is not true my dear" she looks at Lucifer kneeling and touch his cheek "humans are beautiful and they express their emotions with music, art, dance even cooking and clothes. So how does a trip to earth sounds? I may be scolded later but I don't give a fuck" she looks at Lucifer with big puppy eyes just for him to say yes.

Lucifer looks at her and try not to give in but then Charlie make the same face and she sigh and nods his head "We can go to the trip on earth....IF. You take us to some places that are good. Like food and souvenirs ok?"

"I promise. This is gonna be sooooo good. Charlie. You and Vaggie call all the people in this hotel in the lobby. I'll meet you there in 30 ok?"

Charlie nods and takes Vaggie by her hand and witha huge smile and squealing she jumps out of the room. Lucifer laughed softly at that then looks a bit scared at the angel. "What if they recognize us? That we are demons or something? What if Char-Char gets in trouble?"

She place her hamds on Lucifer shoulders and squeeze then a little "Breath in hold for 3 seconds then breathe out Luci. All its gonna be ok. I will make all of us with human appearance on how we looked in our past life and more human without claws and sharp teeth and horns or tail. Its gonna be good. Now go and put on some blue jeans and a white shirt. I am gonna make magic."

She smirks and kiss his cheek then get up and push him out the door then close it. She changed her clothes in a pair of blue short jeans, a white top with long sleeves let her hair loose on her E/C hair loose on her back and puts some shoes on as she then walks to the lobby humming.

In the lobby everyone was excited. To go back to earth? It was a wish come true or to escape a bit from hell. She snap her fingers and everyone was dressed in long or short clothes depending on their preferences and with matching accessories as she opens a portal then wait for Lucifer to come down. Charlie and Vaggie had matching clothes. A t-shirt with 'I'm hers/ she's mine' with arrows to one another and black with red and grey skirts with red shoes. Angel dust had a pink top with a black shorts and high heels boots. Hush had a orange shirt that goes well with his black pants. Alastor had a black modern suit with black shoes.

"Ok so. When we cross over that portal Husk I'll give you some shoes, and for everyone some money to buy what you want except sex toys, booze and drugs. You will have your old look before you died and for the princess, her girlfriend and the king will go with their appearance but without anything demonic. No one will have their powers at more than 10%. Any questions?"

"Angel Dust: You took all my fun by saying no to sex toys and drugs. I wanted new things toots. Ya' lame"

"Alastor: Tell me my dear. Why am dressed like this? It's uncomfortable and the most eyed person." He stare at her with malice as his right eyes twitch

"That is because you came from 1930 right? Right now boys can be with boys and girls with girls open on the street, no more suits only for boys. No long dresses or corsets for girls. You will see"

Lucifer came down with a white shirt and ling blue jeans as she told him to. She smiled at her shyly then look amazed at what she did to all of them "ummmm...is this legal?"

"It is in my world and on free humans will. Let's go!"

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hello ! i didn’t know that you were taking requests omg i would have spam you sooner. i don’t know if you have seen enzo’s last ig story in snow but ommmg if you could write a fluffy request based on that story

like reader wakes up and she doesn’t find him, she just found a little note that he went walking into the forest so she goes back to sleep and when she wakes up after, she opens her insta and found his ig story. immediately she tells him to come back in their apartment bc she’s terribly afraid he might get lost in the snow or catch a big cold

he’s like no never im strong and i survived lsdln lmfao but when he comes back even though he doesn’t want to admit it, he’s completely frozen and he starts to sneeze and he’s starting to be really sick so reader has to pamper him 🥺🥺 warm a hot bath for him, prepare a soup or a tea, put him in bed.

like i just imagine them being in bed after he supplied her to stay in bed and reader telling him next time stop playing enzo the snow king bc look at you right now baby you have fever and you’re hiding inside my sweater 😭 and him still doesn’t want to admit that he took a big risk for his health, being like « who told u i’m not faking being sick just to sleep under you pullover next to your/my 🍒 » 🤭🤭

okay my imagination might be too big lol

Lucia’s Notes: I love this request dear nonnie, because I feel like he’d be like a little boy when sick. I hope you enjoy this little drabble.

Content Warning: I don’t think there are any warnings, this is just fluff.

Word Count: 690

"Winter's warmth"| Enzo Vogrincic

You wake up when the lack of Enzo’s warm body against yours hits you like a ton of bricks and turn around looking for him curling more into the blankets to shield yourself from the cold of the outside world. As you look around you find a little note on his bedside table and grab it to read it “Morning honey, woke up early and decided to take a stroll around the woods, love you xo. En” You look out the window and see the clouded snowy picture burying yourself back into your blankets and going back to sleep.

An hour or so later, you finally open your eyes and grab your phone to start roaming all the social media and messages you might have missed. When you finally fall onto Instagram Enzo’s story is the first one up there, you click on it to see what your fugitive boyfriend’s been up to while you slept in. One look at his snow-covered hair is enough to make you shoot up on the bed sitting up hastily calling this crazy man you call yours. As soon as you hear the click on the line of the call being picked up you say “Enzo Vogrincic Roldan, what the fuck are you doing out there with this snowstorm!? You’re gonna get sick, you could get lost even!” the tone of your voice rising in alarm at the thought of your boyfriend wandering too far from the apartment you rented for your holiday and not being able to find his way back safely.

You hear his low melodious lazy laugh on the other end of the call “Good morning to you too chiquita, don’t worry about it, I’m not far and I’ve figured out how to get back, and as to getting sick, I would never, I survived filming La sociedad, remember? I’m immune to cold” You roll your eyes at his stupid bravado “Don’t roll your eyes baby, I’m fine, I’ll be there soon with some pastries for breakfast, you get some coffee started, will you?” you sigh getting up “just come back love”. As you hang up you get up putting on one of his sweaters that are just lying around the room before heading to the kitchen smiling at the fireplace in the living room. Just as you’re pouring the mugs of hot coffee Enzo walks into the apartment ruffling the snow off his long raven-colored locks and trying to muffle a sneeze so you won’t hear it. You shoot around as he’s failed to conceal it from you. “I’m just fine babe, don’t look at me like that” Enzo retorts to your arched brow.

Later on that day you can see him shivering and sneezing more frequently and look at him “Ok, that’s it, you’re coming down with a cold love, I’ll draw you a warm bath and make you some tea with honey for when you get out” And he knows by the look on your face to better not argue it and nods softly “thank you love”.

Once he’s out of the bath and you’re both cuddled in bed with your tea mugs as you play with his unruly locks absentmindedly you whisper “Now, could you stop playing Enzo king in the north and not go out in the snow next time? look how you’re feeling now, you have a fever, you’re even hiding in my sweater like a little kitten” you kiss his forehead to check if the paracetamol you gave him has started working yet. He shoots his face up to look at you, glossy eyes trying to look offended by what you said, “But I’m not sick baby, I just enjoy cuddling my girlfriend and snuggling away on my…sorry, your boobs”. You laugh at his silly statement and nod softly “I’m sure that’s it baby”. You keep playing with his hair seeing him slowly drift off to sleep as you admire his peaceful features tracing his nose lightly with your finger and smiling to yourself wondering how you ever got so lucky to get to share your life with a man such as this.

P.S: This was just adorable to write, I had the silliest smile on the whole time. I really hope you enjoyed it.

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OK BUT SPENCER'S AND BAU TEAM REACTION TO TTPD????

spencer reid x famous!reader

warnings: miscarriage (will put a warning before and after), im basing most of the mention/emotions of miscarriages with my experience with my sister who has gone through a couple while she was trying for a baby as well as research i did, mention of weed

note: this has taken a while to write cause i wanted to interpret the songs on my own time before applying then to the au, so i hope it was worth the wait!

this quickly became my analysis of the songs (in the context of the au) rather than the bau's reactions

feel free to send a message to my inbox about what you think their reactions would be/fav songs i love hearing about that stuff from y'all 🩷

Fortnight (ft. Post Malone)

I don't picture this song to be about Spencer. I see it as more fictional in the way folklore and evermore were more fictional inspired by different things that have happened in her life. Also I feel like Emily likes Post Malone so she was excited for this song, and Penny love the ai fortnight but love the real fortnight better.

Spencer is always worried when a sadder song comes out that it's about him, but reader always reassures him that it's not and that she loves him.

The Tortured Poets Department

THIS SONG IS SO SPENCER REID CODED. "you're in self-sabotage mode" !!!!

I feel like this is Rossi's fav off the album 🤷‍♀️

I said this in an ask a while ago but sometime in 2020, maybe 2021, they had a sort of break and this song was written during that time for sure.

"but you told Penny you'd kill if I ever leave, and I said that to Jack about you so I felt seen, everyone we know why it's meant to be, cause we're... crazy" I feel like this line really explains the break they were on. Like they were so co-dependant and loved each other so much that it was the problem. Everyone knows they're meant for each other but they still get in their own way, Spencer with not wanting to get married when reader did, and reader not wanting Spencer to spend so much time with work. And they just weren't thinking of the same things at that time.

My Boy Only Breaks His Favourite Toys

"He saw forever so he smashed it up" reminds me of "i wouldn't marry me either" but in 'you're losing me' she's blaming herself for the break whereas in this song she realized that it was Spencer and his commitment issues. Which always makes me think of the line "I'll tell you that he runs because he loves me" which can be seen as a really sad line but I think in this instance it's that she wants to accept him for all his faults, he's going to run sometimes when he gets scared but he always comes back, and they're working on that.

"Once i fix me, he's gonna mix me" reminds me very much like 'you're losing me'

"Stole my tortured heart, felt all these broken parts, told me I'm better off... but I'm not" do I have to say commitment issues and self-sabotage again?

Down Bad

Emily loves this song. She loves the vibes, she loves the lyrics, just everything.

In my eyes, it's about Spencer. Reminds me of "told me I'm better off... but I'm not."

So Long, London

Penelope's favourite part of the album is the opening of this song, first time hearing it she said it sounded like wedding bells.

In Virginia there's a town called New London thats 2hrs from Quantico... It's meant to be.

"Pulled him in tighter each time he was drifting away" you guys gonna make me say commitment issues every time?

She's clearly talking about her side of when they both weren't communicating and how he hurt her when he couldn't commit.

She really thought it was over when she wrote this.

But Daddy I Love Him

The shock in that room when she said "I'm having his babies!"... Derek found it hilarious, the girls were having a heart attack.

I think she's not not writing about Spencer in this song. Idk how else to explain, like it's kinda about backlash from every time she gets in a relationship no matter with who, which happened with Spencer so she's talking about that but not that exclusively. Does that make sense?

Fresh Out The Slammer

I think this song is about getting out of a relationship and now you're free to be with someone else who you've had your eye on. This song was written so long ago it's basically a rep vault track. In this au when reader and Spencer met reader was with Tom (i think??) but still gave Spencer her number and called him after she broke up with Tom, and that was the birth of this song.

Florida!!! (ft. Florence + The Machine)

Written about the idea of getting away, taking a break from life, while her and Spencer were on their break. She needed a break, all her friends were either single and smell like weed or they had kids and she wanted kids, but Spencer wasn't ready, so she had to get away from what reminded her of him.

Guilty as Sin?

"What if he's written 'mine' on my upper thigh only in my mind" she's imagining what it would be like if they got back together.

Is the second half of this song when she says "they're gonna crucify me anyway,,, i choose you and me, religiously.." And the song sounds like it ended but they she comes back in with the chorus, cause she thought it was over but now they're back better than ever.

"One slip falling into a hedge maze" a labyrinth is a hedge maze, because she fell back in love.

The last "Am I allowed to cry" is almost like can I cry from relieve? Relieve that it worked.

Who's Afraid Of Little Old Me?

This song is Spencer Reid coded.

Derek and Emily love badass-ery of this song. Pen loves the production "I love the production of this song!" "I'll pass that along to Jack."

Spencer just can't help but tell her he loves and is proud of her after hearing it.

I Can Fix Him (No Really I Can)

This is about a past relationship, no way can I see this to be about Spencer.

I feel like JJ really likes this song.

loml

This song was written, probably not too long after 'you're losing me' when they had that break and she was in the depression stage. She wrote this when she thought she lost him, she thought she did all she could and still lost him.

I Can Do It With A Broken Heart

warning!!!miscarriage

I had written down the idea of them having miscarriage in my notes app a couple weeks or maybe even a month before the album, cause of the song 'bigger than the whole sky' and when I heard this song with this in mind it broke my heart, that I knew I had to do it.

I'm thinking they were trying for a while and having lots of trouble, then stopped when the tour idea was falling in place, but she ended up miscarrying during the practice for the tour while not knowing she was pregnant. Likely she didn't know because she was on birth control and because she was working so hard and so busy with Midnights and the tour.

So with all the trouble they were having trying to get pregnant, Spencer was grieving in his own way, sadly it hurt reader a lot. He was angry, he probably said things he didn't mean, they were both feeling so much sadness and anger and they couldn't handle it. I think at this time, they were still going to bed every night together, but it was off and they no longer spent time together. Spencer needed the time to himself, when all reader needed was time with him (want to be clear no one is in the wrong in this situation, it's just a fucking bad situation)

"He said he'd love me all his life, but that life was too short" has two meaning (they were having a boy)

"I can hold my breath, I've been doing it since he left. I keep finding his things in drawers, crucial evidence I didn't imagine the whole time, I'm sure I can pass this test." 😭 Like referring to her baby, and since they'd been trying before they had a couple baby things like clothes that she couldn't stop herself from getting in hopes 😭😭😭

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The Smallest Man Who Ever Lived

Every verse I see as being about a different relationship. Working on re-records it's bring up old feelings and I think she just collectively put all the feelings into this song.

Spencer was beyond scared it was about him, he was already apologizing for making her feel that way before she could tell him it's not about him.

The Alchemy

This idea I have is so silly, that I think it works???

Spencer once said off-handedly that his job was kinda like football, it was strategy, and you failed a lot but sometimes things just fell into place like a puzzle. And reader ran with that idea, like she couldn't sleep that bight and just had the silly thought of Spencer, her Spencer, playing football and wrote this. Little off topic but I also think this about 'Miss Americana and The Heartbreak Prince' lol

Clara Bow

The self-name drop. The team's jaws were on the floor, their eyes were wide. When Pen realizes she's like "DID YOU JUST DAY YOUR OWN NAME??!?"

The Black Dog

Maybe like the team was seeing how Spencer was down recently and brought him out to a bar after work.

And Spencer didn't 'forget' to turn off his location he never did because he still had the hope that the relationship wasn't over, that this was just a rough patch.

imgonnagetyouback

Spoiler alert: she got him back.

Because no matter how much they hurt each other they're in love. And it reminds me of a boygenius lyric "You could absolutely break my heart, that's how I know that we're in love." that lyric in bodies them.

The Albatross

This is like a sister song to 'peace'

This song to me is obviously about the narrative that she's the problem. She's the one destroying all her relationships.

And she's telling Spencer in this song "I've been through this before, it doesn't matter."

Chloe or Sam or Sophia or Marcus

This song is her thinking about them seeing other people. Her imagining him with other people, how much that hurts.

And around 2020-2021 maybe there were rumours about her seeing some athlete or something cause of 'And you saw my bones out with somebody new, who seemed like he would've bullied you in school'

And maybe not the entire song is about him (that's me trying to make him sound better) I see it as mostly her thinking off some what-ifs.

I think they both caused each other a lot of pain, but their love out-ways that completely.

How Did It End?

Written the same night as the Black Dog and she's thinking about what Spencer tells the team.

I see the fact she says 'it's happening again' instead of 'it's happened again' tells us that this is not a sure thing, she's thinking about what people will think if it does end.

So High School

What if it's just a lover vault track lol.

I Hate It Here

I think Penny really likes this song.

It's definitely written in the state of mind of the prophecy, that she's just not meant to be loved but she wants to so badly. So she escapes into her mind which I picture is folklore/evermore.

thanK you aIMee

They love the petty vibes, probably was Penny that first showed or sent a TikTok of North listening to reader's music and was like "girl, you see this yet?"

I Look in People's Windows

In this au I see this as a folklore or evermore vault track.

The Prophecy

Very similar to 'how did it end' and 'i hate it here'

Cassandra

Again it's very similar to 'mad women' so maybe she chose which one to put on folklore and put the other on this album.

Peter

I think she wrote this as a break up song, with a lot of metaphors but what sticks out to me is in the bridge.

"Cause loves never lost when perspective is earned, and you said you'd come and get me but you were 25,,,forgive me peter please know that i tried to hold on to the days that you were mine."

Spencer was 25 in this au when they met and it's so perfect and sad and I love it.

The Bolter

In this au the 'She' in this song is reader.

Robin

I feel boring by saying I think it's another track written in the fictional world of folklore and evermore, but for the au that's what I think!

The Manuscript

In the directors on directors interview she called the All too well short film script 'the manuscript' that's all the evidence I need.

Spencer encouraged her to write this song, because he saw all the emotions she was dealing with while writing/directing the short film.

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