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barty who thinks he's unlovable and his friends who will kill god for him
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Regulus: You ever think that if you were never born, your partner would be in a lot of trouble?
Mary: On the daily.
Lily: She'd be hopeless without me.
Dorcas: She'd go to jail a lot more without me.
Remus: Sirius still goes to jail with me here.
Regulus: James goes to jail with Sirius and Marlene.
Alice: Cissa would be like Bels.
Ted: Andy would be like Bels.
Rita: Well, Bels would be like her parents if it wasn't for me.
Sybil: Peter still does stupid shit. I can't stop him.
Amelia: Emma would be dead somewhere.
Frank: Hestia' too dumb to do anything other than go along with everyone else.
Aurora: Lia isn't one to get into trouble unless she's looking for it.
Evan: Barty just likes going to jail. He says it's comfy.
Regulus, Dorcas, Mary, Lily, Remus, Alice, Ted, Rita, Amelia, Frank, Sybil, and Aurora: *Turns to look at Evan*
Dorcas: You're the one who helps him get in trouble.
Barty: Um, rude. I do that by myself.
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stars4sole · 1 month
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Mary, Amelia, Hestia, Xeno, Sybill, Pandora, Alice, Andromeda, Amos, Lucinda, Edgar : I like making other people happy. It’s nice to be the reason someone else is smiling.
Barty, Evan, Dorcas, Remus, Sirius, Kingsley, Emma, Belllatrix, Emmeline: I take pride in the fact that people don’t like me. I hate you too, bitch.
James, Lily, Marlene, Narcissa, Peter: Please like me, my pride can't handle anything else. Even if you don't at least pretend.
Dirk, Benjy, Sirius (again), Regulus: Like me, or don't, idc (they care)
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Before the quidditch match
Emma, Slytherin team captain, about James: I don't care if he's a foot taller than me. I think I can take him.
Regulus, not paying attention: Yeah...
Emma: What do you think you're doing?
Regulus: What? Me? Agreeing with you. I'm being agreeable.
Emma: You think he's hot, don't you?
Regulus: No! No. Not at all. No way! Maybe. Yeah, maybe a little.
Emma: He wants to destroy me.
Regulus: I think you could definitely take him. And then give him to me.
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atlasdoe · 4 months
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tempted to write a fic where Severus accuses Lily of only rejecting him because he's a Slytherin so Lily goes around a dates as many Slytherins as she can just to prove him wrong
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the marauders eras girls are so important to me. I love the boys but honestly they don’t even hold a candle to the girls for me. there’s something so beautiful about our fandom coming together collectively to put a spotlight on female characters that were hardly acknowledged in the actual text. getting to add depth to these characters and making them even more special is everything to me.
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no-names-work · 2 months
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Figure You Out by VIOLÀ but it’s Barty, singer, singing at a show where he sees Reg after writing the song about Reg and James.
Like Reg and Barty locking gazes and you can see that Reg knows it’s about him and Barty winks before turning to the crowd to continue.
And James not understanding because not a single soul knows about the short relationship Barty and Reg had.
And Evan (who’s in the duo with Barty) is trying to explain to James what happened with just a look. But James doesn’t understand because he can’t read minds.
Then a few shows later Edgar shows up (still on that) and Evan is playing directly towards HIM
And it’s a mess of Evan trying to seduce Edgar and Barty trying to seduce Reg.
Bonus if Edgar is dating Benjy Fenwick (but boom they break up and Benjy goes with Peter)
And James dating Reg but they break up so James goes with Lily
And Xeno and Benjy are Edgar’s best friends so therefore Pandora’s so (including Evan) it’s a big group (but Amelia Bones and Emma Vanity and Alice Fortescue are the og friends instead of Evan and Pandora)
•So the group is Amelia, Emma, Alice, Xeno, Benjy, Edgar
•with invitation to Evan, Pandora, and Peter
And Barty and Sirius are friends because I said so
And Remus and Regulus are friends because I said so
And Dorlene is happening. Dorcas is Barty and Evan’s manager and Marlene is security
And Barty is openly gay in every way possible while Evan isn’t closeted but he’s a 50/50 and no one knows for sure
And Evan had an affair with Emmeline so Rita Skeeter writes about that and there’s a rumor and that rumor made Edgar not date Evan because “Evan was dating Emmeline” and he “didn’t want to be the reason they broke up”
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pairoflostsouls · 9 months
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would anyone be interested in creating a sapphic maruaders fic week, it would be a great way to bring in attention to female characters in the fandom
thoughts?
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gayandawreck · 1 month
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Barty Crouch Jr headcanons because I need to let people know them:3(13+ I guess, might be some smutty headcanons🤭)(also some Rosekiller headcanons)
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• A Gemini, birthday 13th of June
•He’s about 5’7” (shorty/twink)
•He has messy straw blonde hair, aka a mullet(but a cute mullet, not the ugly country one)
•He has a mix of grey and blue eyes
•He has freckles that go over his nose
• a slytherin( I know he’s a Ravenclaw in canon but it doesn’t make sense for his character)
• a total dick tho, he definitely hex’s first year hufflepuff
•he definitely has slutty waist, and Evan goes crazy over it
•him and Evan started dating in 4th year(they were 14)
•he’s definitely a bottom🤭
•He’s gay, really really gay
•he was raised by nannies
•he is very touch starved because he was hugged as a child😊
•Him and Evan f~ck like all the time
•Barty has Bipolar 1, adhd and Tourette’s
•Evan calls Barty princess or bee and Barty calls Evan Rosie and Ev
•his bestfriends are Pandora and Regulus
•Dorcas is like a mother figure to him
•prefers weed to cigarettes
•(angsty) he is abused by his dad
•has daddy issues
•he is super super smart
•he doesn’t even laugh, he cackles
•he is bat shit crazy
•French and English(its canon that he’s French because his dad is canonically French
•he was terrified of Regulus the first time they met of the train. 
•hex’s th marauders all the time, not Remus, he’s scared of Remus
•he would act out in front of his father as a kid to get his attention, but when he was a teenager he would do it spite him
•his animagus is a hyena 
•he has the sadistic smile ever
•loves quidditch even tho he doesn’t play it
•he is sooooo very pale and skinny, he doesn’t have a inch of muscle on him
•one time he told Remus to fuck himself and that’s Remus was about to hex him, but Barty punch him in the stomach and ran
•he runs of spite and tea(because he’s British🤭)
•Barty does the most wacky shit to disturb his father
•(all the Slytherin skittles) they all of parent issues
• platonic Bartylus all the way
• one of his many hobbies is too correct his friends, especially Regulus
•he is very flexible 
•he has attachment issues because you know having a bad childhood 
•he has dimples, both below his lips and on his (face) cheeks
•Rosekiller is kind of toxic, they are fine one moment, then they are fighting than they are making out
•he was horrified when he was put into Slytherin because he knew that was the only house his father hated
•he was a nerd in first year
•he would go mute for like 3 days straight after getting a letter from his dad
•he would sob into Evans chest after he would get a letter from his dad
•he would only let Regulus and Dorcas read the letters from his dad
• He saw Dorcas as a mother figure, and Emma Vanity, Regulus and Pandora as siblings
•(not about Barty) everyone In the slytherin skittles, Dorcas Meadowes, Emma Vanity, Pandora Rosier, Regulus Black, Barty Crouch Jr, Evan Rosier
•he also really loves the Beatles
•he absolutely hates Lucius Malfoy and Lucinda Talkalot. And they both hate him
•Better than me is such a Barty coded song (because of the line, “ ‘Even though your bipolar and your selfish. I hate you! Ahhhhh’ ”
• he has anger issues
•he was in the slugclub
•he thinks he’s unlovable because of his mental disorders
•his friends beg a differ(especially Evan)
•Dorcas, Emma(vanity) and Regulus and Evan would kill for him that’s how they care for him
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That’s it’s for my Barty headcanons! Hope you liked them:3
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yearofthevampire · 3 months
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marauders characters ethnicity/race headcanons
this isn’t gonna be at all canon compliant so if you don’t like that don’t interact
these are what i’ve compiled for my personal interpretation over my time in the fandom, including random headcanons of my own that i think fit
James: full desi. half-indian (monty’s side) half-pakistani (effie’s side)
Remus: 1/4 nigerian (hope’s side), 1/2 welsh (hope and lyall’s side), 1/4 jewish (lyall’s side)
Peter: 1/2 mexican, 1/4 filipino, 1/4 german (i’m a believer of peter having two mums because IT FITS 🤷🏽‍♀️🤷🏽‍♀️ unnamed mum #1 is mexican and unnamed mum #2 is half filipino and half german) (they magic-ed a baby and are his bio parents)
Sirius: 1/2 korean, 1/2 french (almost all his family, including his parents, cousins, brother, aunts, and uncles are half korean and half french because incest yay they all have the same ancestry)
Lily: 1/2 navajo (her mums side), 1/4 african (dads side), 1/4 jewish (dads side) (idc that she’s ginger and has green eyes tbh she naturally has dark brown hair)
Marlene: filipino
Mary: egyptian
Dorcas: jamaican
Pandora: brazilian (afro-brazilian)
Regulus: 1/2 korean, 1/2 french
Barty: italian
Evan: brazilian (afro-brazilian) (rosier twins real)
Amelia: mongolian
Hestia: indian
Emma: 1/2 african, 1/2 mexican
Emmeline: vietnamese
Benjy: african (specifically from the peninsula discovered by the portuguese that ended up being cape verde because IM cape verdean and i said so!!!! 🇨🇻🇨🇻🇨🇻)
Edgar: mongolian (he and amelia are siblings canonically so yk)
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mokkkki · 1 month
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Sleeping With The Enemy, Winners and Losers: Act I Retrospective
How can one destroy a legend?  
Hi everybody, and welcome to the final winners and losers of Act 1. Unsure if I'll keep doing these for Act 2, but if you guys want them to, let me know! Anyways, Act 1 was extremely hectic, and I wanted to declare the final winners and losers of this shitshow. As the last chapter suggests, the dice has been officially cast (that sounded SO douchey mb). Anyways, spoilers below the cut.
Winners: Rosier + Vanity
So, these two money-hungry Slytherins are considered winners because their position is never threatened, and they both get massive raises. Additionally, Rosier gets some in Eurus, and Vanity proves her worth to Regulus.
Winner, mostly because she's not that relevant: Marlene McKinnon
Even though Sirius' favorite person is definitely a negative at times (as she will experience in Act II), she has access to millions of dollars, has two beautiful kids, and seems to have a burgeoning social life outside of her husband. Go Marlene!
Loser: Emmeline Vance
Do I really have to explain?
Loser: Orion Black
He's technically a winner, as his position of CEO was never challenged, but considering that Regulus, the most viable heir, is out for blood, and that Sirius, his alternate heir, has relapsed, it's not looking good.
Winner: James Potter
He's curated a bond with Regulus, began a successful media company with his close friend, and realized important things for himself. All-in-all a good act for James, but IMO, he really, really needs to stop White Knight Syndrome-ing Regulus.
Loser: Remus Lupin
While technically a winner because of MMG's success, the fact that the person he did it all for, Sirius, has broken up with him, it's all for nothing. HOWEVER, considering the on-again, off-again nature of their relationship...
Winner: Lucius Malfoy
He bagged a total 10 and is chairman to MMG. Sure, he's married into one of the most terrifying families on earth, but knowing him, he can beautiful-hair and awkward-bumble his way out of literally anything. He MIGHT be my favorite.
Winner: Narcissa Black
Congrats to the newly-engaged Narcissa for winning what was a CUTTHROAT act. While most of these "winners" are winners in the fact that they've survived, Narcissa is a winner in the fact that she's actively thriving. Also, HELLO, I am so excited for power couple Ice Queen and Himbo! Especially since we know from canon that their son is cold asf.
Loser: Sirius Black
Yeahhhh, not everybody survived and thrived, Sirius being a prime example. All the close relationships he seems to have had in the pilot were all corrupted along the way. And I feel really bad. But they can't all be winners.
Winner, thinks he's a loser: Regulus Black
Not to reiterate previous points here, but as long as Regulus is being deprogrammed from his shitty childhood, he's winning. Ofc, he's been through horrible trauma with the unremembered Slut in the Hut and what happened with Emmeline, but I think that despite this he's on a path of growth, and will continue to grow in Act II as well <3
read act i here!
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theladysea31 · 9 months
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Benjy's specific love language is writing notes inside his books, and giving the book to Peter only to make him blush at the sweetness of the notes.
Peter's love language is cooking Benjy's favourite dishes every time his bf is sad, while pretending that he didn't do it for him and ignoring his thank you.
Benjy learnt the language of flowers when he discovered Peter’s passion for plants, and the first time they went out he gave him a bouquet that meant: "I'm falling in love with you" (they were talking for a while at the time).
When Peter realized he had a crush for Benjy he went to Emma Vanity, a Hufflepuff who was his best friend outside of the marauders, and cried because he was scared that his love was unrequited.
She told him how stupid he was, and how smitten Benjy looked every time he saw Peter, but the boy couldn't believe her because of years of having a crush on James, and after all that time he was convinced that no one could love him like that.
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stars4sole · 1 month
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daily reminder that instead of complaining that there's such little fandom hype/content surrounding marauders-era women...YOU CAN MAKE THE HYPE! CREATE THE CONTENT!
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The Slytherin Centered Friend Groups
Snape’s Slytherin Gang:
-Severus Snape
-Sebastian Mulciber
-Louis Avery
-Rupert Wilkes
-Evan Rosier
-Lucinda Talkalot
-Emma Vanity
-Dorcas Meadowes
Yaxley’s Gang:
-Corban Yaxley
-Dominic Travers
-Walden Macnair
-Thorfinn Rowle
-Antonin Dolohov
The Emeralds:
-Regulus Black
-Barty Crouch Jr
-Evan Rosier
-Dorcas Meadowes
-Lorcan D’Eath
-Pandora Rosier (Ravenclaw)
The Quidditch Friends:
-Sebastian Mulciber
-Lucinda Talkalot
-Emma Vanity
-Regulus Black
-Thaddeus Nott
-Dorcas Meadowes
-Rupert Wilkes
-Louis Avery (occasionally)
-Rabastan Lestrange (occasionally)
Vanity’s Gang:
-Emma Vanity
-Charity Burbage (Hufflepuff)
-Amelia and Edgar Bones (Hufflepuff)
-Dirk Cresswell (Hufflepuff)
-Stubby Boardman (Ravenclaw)
-Xenophilius Lovegood (Ravenclaw)
The Main Study Group:
-Louis Avery
-Severus Snape
-Rabastan Lestrange
-Evan Rosier
-Thaddeus Nott
-Barty Crouch Jr
-Regulus Black
-Aurora Sinistra (Ravenclaw)
-Florence and Samuel Selwyn (Ravenclaws)
The troublemakers/pranksters:
-Rabastan Lestrange
-Barty Crouch Jr
-Thorfinn Rowle
-Sebastian Mulciber
-Alecto and Amycus Carrow
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Something went wrong and both Gryffindoor and Slytherin's teams arrive to train at the Quidditch pitch at the same time James: Vanity. Emma: Potter. Marlene: Meadowes Dorcas: Mckinnon Lucinda:[points at herself] Talkalot, [points at Regulus] Black. Great, now that we all know each other, GET OUT OF OUR PITCH!!!
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atlasdoe · 1 month
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The Marauders Eras Godly parents
part two
i got bored last night and this is what came from it
please excuse all the fancasts we've been over this, it is my guilty pleasure
also i don't care about lore and who can have certain kids or not and all that. just roll with it
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