#not so incorrect

[frankenjoly]

Fukuzawa: I WANT A DIVORCE AND I'M TAKING THE GIRL WITH ME

Mori: WE SAID TILL DEATH DO US PART SO LET'S GET TO IT 🔪

#fukumori #fukuzawa yukichi #mori ogai #clau stuff #my stuff #bsd #bungou stray dogs #rambling #shitpost #incorrect quote #not so incorrect #that's how the divorce went right

[incorrect-house-of-nine]

Harrow: Death to vultures and scavengers. Numerous chapters later:  Harrow: 

#tlt #the locked tomb #gideon the ninth #harrowhark nonagesimus #gtn #not so incorrect

[themistymountainscold]

max, spills her drink: ah shit, billy can you get me a napkin or something?

billy: yeah sure

billy: *goes to steve and rips his shirt off then gives it to max* here you go

max: ...thanks.

#steve is in shock that billy literally just ripped his shirt off #and a little horny- #stranger things #incorrect harringrove quotes #stranger things incorrect quotes #incorrect stranger things quotes #not so incorrect #incorrect quotes #stranger things max mayfield #stranger things billy hargrove #stranger things steve harrington #harringrove #billy x steve #steve x billy #gay #billy and max #max and billy #max mayfield #billy hargrove #steve harrington

[guessillcallitart]

Lise: I thought that maybe we could just hang out.

Tobias: Why would we do that?

Lise: 'Cause we're friends.

Tobias: Are we? One time you punched me in the face.

Lise: Yeah. That's what friends do.

@aloeverawrites

#source: young sheldon #incorrect quotes #not so incorrect #victorianshannon

[not-so-incorrect-mystreet-quotes]

Derek: I have four moods and all of them seem to mentally damage me..

#aphmau #aphverse #aphblr #incorrect mystreet #incorrect quotes #not so incorrect #incorrect derek lycan quotes #derek lycan #aphmau derek #aphmau mystreet #mystreet dilfs #those four moods are paranoid bitchy annoying- and also depressed cause it's derek

[bisexualvader]

#haven't made a shitpost in so long i need to remind everyone that i am a clown #star wars #luke skywalker #darth vader #anakin skywalker #sw memes #star wars memes #star wars shitpost #return of the jedi #aaphra's stuff #sw crack #incorrect star wars quotes #incorrect quotes

[crowleys-hips]

#i think i'm so funny #good omens #good omens s2 #good omens 2 #good omens memes #good omens shitpost #good omemes #incorrect good omens quotes #good omens incorrect quotes #aziraphale #crowley #aziracrow #ineffable husbands #ineffable idiots #ineffable partners #ineffable lovers #ineffable divorce #air conditioning #ineffable fandom #aziraphale x crowley #crowley x aziraphale #final fifteen #david tennant #michael sheen #xanshitposts

[ashoss]

little brother duo supremacy

edit: sorry to disappoint yall but this isnt dick or virgil 😭😭 its duke in a nightwing sweater,,,,

more apron jason

#courtesy of incorrect quote generator #u guys i love duke & damian so much #damian wayne #robin #duke thomas #the signal #jason todd #red hood #batman #batfamily #batfam #dc comics #dc fanart #incorrect batfamily quotes #illustration #ash's doodlings #MINOR EDIT I FORGOT TO COLOUR IN PART OF THE PAPER LMAO OOPS

[incorrectbatfamandfriends]

Bruce: We need to talk about what’s going on with Tim-

Dick: The stalking?

Bruce: No, we settled that-

Jason: His cloning experiments?

Bruce: I thought he stopped that?

Damian: His hit list?

Bruce: What?

Dick: Dami, we’ve already talked about this it wasn’t a “HIT list” hit list- Is this about his spleen?

Bruce: spleen?

Jason: No it’s gotta be the-

Bruce: This was about his weed stash but I’m sensing there are more pressing issues I’ve not been made aware of?

#incorrect batfam #incorrect batfamily quotes #dc comics #batfam #batfamily #tim drake #red robin #batman #jason todd #dick grayson #nightwing #red hood #bruce wayne #dc robin #robin #damian wayne #he is SO ground #he’s gonna be UN-emancipated

[reineydraws]

this is a scene from opla s2, black leg gazpacho told me himself!!!

src by @op-trash-blog-of-hell

#one piece #black leg sanji #roronoa zoro #opla fanart #opla #zosan #one piece fanart #one piece live action #vinsmoke sanji #sanzo #comic #op comic #incorrect one piece quotes #did yall notice mackenyu has slight dimples. i cant stop noticing them now. 🥲💖 #and taz skylar's smile... ah. 🥰🥰 #anyways i saw this post and thought it was perf for opla bc zoro was like 'why are we bringing the waiter' lol #and i wanted to draw mackenyu's zoro a little bit bc he is so!! pretty!!!!!

[chaoticace2005]

Alastor, to the Hazbin crew: I’ve called you here because I crave the deadliest game

Niffty, nodding: Knife Monopoly.

Alastor:

Alastor: I was actually going to say hunting you all for sport, but I’m now quite interested in whatever this “Knife Monopoly” is.

Everyone else: *slowly backing away from both of them*

#these two are so chaotic #hazbin hotel #alastor hazbin hotel #alastor #niffty #niffty hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel memes #hazbin hotel incorrect quotes

[incorrect-house-of-nine]

Naberius whining about how awful the food is at Canaan. Meanwhile, Camilla Hect’s view: 

#not so incorrect #tlt #the locked tomb #gideon nav #camilla hect #gideon the ninth #its curious #as it seems the sixth house is just as dire foodwise as the ninth #maybe its camilla's kindness #or that shes trained herself to only eat enough to stave the hunger? #or not wanting to make the mistake being too full #and sluggish the next hour after

[themistymountainscold]

steve: when i said you should try being friendlier this isn't what i meant.

billy, stirring a cup of tea aggressively: oh, so now i'm TOO friendly? there's no pleasing you.

max, who broke into their house an hour ago: two sugars, please.

billy: coming right up shitbird.

#billy moved in with steve obviously #billy can be aggressively nice when he wants to be (when steve tells him too) #stranger things #incorrect harringrove quotes #stranger things incorrect quotes #incorrect stranger things quotes #not so incorrect #incorrect quotes #we could have had this dynamic #stranger things steve harrington #stranger things billy hargrove #stranger things max mayfield #harringrove #billy x steve #steve x billy #gay #bill and max #billy and max and steve #max and steve #billy and steve #steve harrington #billy hargrove

[theaceofarrows]

Damian: [walks into Bruce's office with his hands behind his back]

Damian: Father, I would like to congratulate you. You are now a grandfather

Bruce: [seconds away from a heart attack] W- what?

Damian: [reveals the hamster he was holding behind his back] Meet Ferdinand

Bruce: [slumps against desk] Next time... please- please lead with that... I'm begging you

-

Jason: [hiding in the vents with a camera] He actually did it, the crazy little son of a bitch

#damian wayne #bruce wayne #jason todd #incorrect batfamily quotes #batfamily #batfam #batbros #batdad #bruce is already a grandpa to all of damian's pets #damian was double dared by jason to do it so he had to #honor demanded it #can you tell these two are my favorites??

[p1nkshield]

Reporter: Tell us Bruce, why have you recently decided to work out more? Do you just want to compete with our Clark? Or is it-

Bruce: My kids.

Reporter: I’m sorry what?

Bruce: I work out so I can still lift them.

Reporter: …

Bruce: if you have nothing else to ask I’m going to leave now. Let’s go Jaylad.

Bruce just picks up Jason and leaves.

Jason looks like a large dog that clearly isn’t used to being in the air.

Like this.

#jason todd #bruce wayne #batfam #incorrect batfamily quotes #he still gives all his kids uppies #batdad #he just needs to up his weight training game in order to do so #everyone is worried he’s going to throw out his back one day

[wazzi2ya]

Alastor: *Gets down on one knee*

Lucifer: Oh my god, it's finally happening!

Alastor: *Falls over*

Lucifer: The poison is kicking in

#hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel alastor #hazbin hotel lucifer #lucifer morningstar #radioapple #hazbin hotel incorrect quotes #appleradio #duckiedeer #has this one been done yet #bonus point for the poison apple joke #also isnt it funny how luci still says by god and stuff like that. like in the show must go on #cant take the heaven out of the fallen angel and so on and so forth