DC Comics Incorrect Quotes Pt 152
Bernard: Hjönk Hjönk am goose!
Tim: Hjönk hjönk am goose.
Duke: Cereal is a soup.
Damian: You're dead to me.
Bruce, in Brucie mode: If there's a real estate, is there a fake estate?
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One of the greatest joys in my career as a teacher so far… one of my 18-year-old male students has been asking for book recommendations and I gave him a couple. One of the ones I recommended was Jane Austen’s Pride and Prejudice.
Mind you, I wasn’t sure if he would like it, but I told him it was a classic and that he ought to at least give it a try.
First question I got: “You’re giving me a romance novel, right?” I replied: “It’s a novel of manners, actually.” (Which is true, just not the full story.)
Fast forward to today in class. He comes up to me and tells me that it’s one of the best novels he has ever read. “I honestly couldn’t put it down, Miss.” Then he turns to three of his friends (18M) and tells them: “You’ve got to read this book! The main characters are great and you’ll hate some others, like Mr Collins.” He gave a passionate speech and convinced all three of them to read it.
I feel like I fulfilled my purpose in life.
💕
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Kalluzeb quoted from real things my SO and I have said to each other pt2
Zeb: hey Kal, you'd better hide. The silly goose police were looking for you
Kallus: I'll be 6ft under before they find me.
o0o
Kallus *confessing his love for the first time*: I love you
Zeb: On a completely unrelated side note, Kung fu panda really does have some hard-hitting speeches
Yes, that actually is how that confession went in real life.
o0o
Zeb: sorry if I was being weird today
Ksllus: no more so than usual
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DC Comics Incorrect Quotes Pt 66
[At the grocery store, music is playing]
Dick: This song was also on Glee.
Damian: Nobody cares.
[Playing Among Us]
Tim: Red is sus.
Jason: How is red sus? This is McCarthyism.
Selina, to Bruce: Doomed by the narrative all by yourself, handsome?
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Just checking in to see if things are alright on your end? You haven’t posted in quite some time which isn’t like you. If you’re not wanting to make stuff anymore, totally cool and understandable. But just wanted to make sure you’re okay? 💕
Dear anon,
thank you for your kind message. The situation is stable: my physique is fine and my mind is kind of…mh…confused. lol I'm sorry I haven't posted anything lately but life (and my mind) are playing against me.
My husband is recovering good from the heart attack he had 4 months ago: blood pressure is fine even without 2 of the pills he was priscribed when he left hospital, but we're still taking care to his kidneys. I'm still over-protective of him and this take great part of my mental energies. Also, I have the bad habit to try to keep everything under control, and this takes the other great part of mental energies.
In addition to that, I'm still technologically handicapped: my pc broke, also my pc keyboard broke as well as my smartphone (I swear I didn't thow them against a wall), so I using old stuff in place of that I used before. Also, internet connection is not exactly the fastest on earth where I live. As you can imagine, in this situation making gifs and loading them on Tumblr (or even load Tumblr itself for reblogging) are not the most relaxing things to do. I tried to do it for some time, but the whole process is really too draining, really exasperating. With all that happened I don't even have enough mental order to focus on writing. Nient, my mind is in "safe mode", can handle only survival stuff: eat, health, work. (I mean, it took me a week to reply to your message!)
The little spare time I have, though, I try to use it in the most relaxing way possibile: I read, I do meditation, and I even started doing yoga with my husband (just yesterday we had our first lesson!). And I accompany my husband in his daily walks.
I hope I'll be back posting here soon. I haven't forgotten the requests I received and the subcollection I have to complete, I'm just waiting better times. Many thanks to all the people who still share and like my old posts, the support is really appreciated!
Hope you, instead, are doing great? :)
Take care and be safe.
Best,
L
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leaf: a story in pictures
bigleaf maple (Acer macrophyllum), Northern California, 3/17
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I'm not sure when exactly our household stopped asking "hmm, are you dehydrated?" and started saying "are you wet enough?" but I live in fear of the day it happens in public or at work
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