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michaeldemiurgossociety · 5 months

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Merry Christmas everybody!

#michael demiurgos #mdas #lucifer netflix #lucifer #michael is a dick #michael

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deepdonutkid · 2 years

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to hell and back - Michael Gray

“Waking up, half past five Blood on pillow and one bruised eye Drunk too much, you know what I'm like But you should've seen the other guy

In my dark times I'll be going back to the street Promising everything I do not mean In my dark times, baby this is all I could be And only my mother can love me for me “

- Dark Times by Weeknd ft. Ed Sheeran

tagging: @retromafia @bonniesgoldengirl @justalonelyslytherin @caelys @theshelbyclan @nik2write

#michael is a DICK #michael gray fanart #peaky blinders fanart #by deepdonutkid #finn cole fanart

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sylvanfreckles · 2 years

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No. 25: Silence is Golden

Fandom: Supernatural Rating: T Warnings: Violence Summary: “This is Heaven’s mercy, Castiel,” Michael said. Cas lay stunned beneath his foot, eyes wide and darting, throat trickling blood. “Be grateful that I have left you this much.” (Episode AU, S5E22: Swan's Song) (Read on AO3)

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Dean flinched back as Michael erupted into flames with a scream, burning away into nothing. He stared from the empty space where Adam’s body had stood over to Cas.

“He’ll be back,” Cas nodded. “You’ve got your two minutes.”

“Castiel,” Lucifer’s voice was oddly sing-song, and when Dean shot a look back at him the smile on Sam’s face was almost patronizing. “Did you just Molotov my brother with holy fire?”

“Uh…” Cas was backing away, hands held out.

“Ah-ah,” Lucifer held a hand up and waggled his finger. “Silence is golden.”

Dean watched in horror as Castiel’s mouth disappeared, sealed shut as though it had never been there. Cas tried to back away, but Lucifer seized him by the hair and slammed his face into his knee.

“No one dicks with Michael except me,” Lucifer spat. With a flick of his wrist, Cas was thrown sideways into Bobby, hard enough that they both flew into the trees behind them. They didn’t get back up.

Lucifer rolled his shoulders and turned back to face Dean. “Where were we?”

The next minute would haunt Dean for the rest of his life. However short that might be.

The devil, in his brother’s body, beating him within an inch of his life. His blood on Sam’s knuckles. Sam’s face twisted in a sick sort of pleasure.

He couldn’t fight back. Not when it was Sammy.

He’d only wanted his brother to know he wasn’t alone.

Lucifer froze, fist raised, expression falling slack. Horror spread across Sam’s face, and he staggered back.

“It’s okay, Dean,” he stammered, tugging the Horsemen’s rings out of his pocket. “It’s okay.”

Dean couldn’t move. Could barely breathe. He watched through eyes that were swollen nearly shut as Sam completed the ritual, opening the hole to the Cage. He tried to will himself to stand, to follow Sam, to grab onto his jacket and fall with him, but something in his chest moved with every breath and he wasn’t sure he could feel anything below his left knee.

And then Sam was gone, the hole in the earth closed over, and the stink of sulfur mingled with the smell of ozone as Michael arrived a moment too late.

Dean was barely aware of the archangel’s appearance. He’d managed to slump down to his hands and knees, though he wasn’t sure where he was going. Crawling to the hole, maybe? Maybe something was there? He could still follow Sam?

“I don’t know if I should be thanking you.”

He didn’t even have it in him to flinch at the archangel’s imperious voice.

“You might think you did me a service,” Michael continued, crouching down next to Dean, hand on the back of his neck. “But this was my fight. Not yours.”

Dean closed his swollen eyes. If the archangel was going to kill him, might as well get it over with.

“Still. I suppose this was no without its benefits.” Michael pulled away, and Dean nearly collapsed as his body knit itself back together. “You have merely managed to delay Armageddon, not abolish it. And in doing so, exposed a traitor among my ranks.”

Traitor? Dean painfully shoved himself up to his feet—apparently Michael had only been concerned with preserving his life, not healing his wounds—and staggered after the archangel. “Hey, wait a second.”

“Castiel!” Michael had already reached the bodies by the tree. He grabbed Cas by the front of his shirt and hoisted him up into the air. “What was that you called me?”

“He called you ass-butt,” Dean offered. Michael turned toward him, fury in his eyes, and Dean tried to shrug. “He’s not very good with the insults, it doesn’t really mean anything.”

Cas’s mouth was still sealed shut, and he struggled against Michael’s hold. Behind him, Bobby shifted on the ground, hand going to his eyes. He was coming around, but Michael largely ignored him.

“There is only one suitable punishment for an angel who stands against the law of Heaven,” Michael intoned.

“Wait, just…just wait!” Dean staggered forward a few more steps, until he reached a tree to lean against. “Cas’s already paid for that. He’s not an angel anymore.”

“No, he’s still an angel,” Michael said, his attention focused on Castiel again. “Fallen or not, he is an angel. For now.”

Michael spun around and strode back into the clearing, Cas still held aloft. Dean tried to follow, but his knees gave out after a few steps, and it was all he could do to hold himself upright enough to see what was happening.

“Castiel. You are hereby cast out of Heaven, by the will of our Father, and by the hand of his first son.”

He threw Cas down to the ground and rolled him onto his stomach. Michael placed a foot against Cas’s back, just above his waistband, and leaned over to clench both his hands into fists.

Dean barely had time to wonder what the archangel was doing before Michael wrenched both hands up and away. There was a spray of blood and a sudden shower of black feathers. For a moment, Michael’s hands seemed to be holding large, feathered wings, before he tightened his fists again and they burned to ash.

Cas’s body had gone rigid, his face twisted in anguish. Even from where he knelt, Dean could see tears in the angel’s eyes.

Michael leaned down, foot still on Cas’s back, and twisted his fingers in his dark hair to yank his head back. He had a blade in his hand, a sliver streak in the air as he slashed Cas’s throat.

“No!” Dean struggled to his feet, but a gesture from Michael threw him down again. He could only watch as a faint ribbon of light, more gray than white, trickled out of Cas’s throat to be gathered in Michael’s hand.

“It is done,” the archangel proclaimed. He tightened his fist, there was a sharp scent of burning ozone, and when he opened his hand only ashes remained.

“This is Heaven’s mercy, Castiel,” Michael said. Cas lay stunned beneath his foot, eyes wide and darting, throat trickling blood. “Be grateful that I have left you this much.”

He backed away, leaving Cas torn and bloodied on the ground, and turned to stare at Dean. “You have made yourselves enemies of Heaven. Pray we do not meet again.”

Then Adam was throwing his head back, brilliant white-blue light erupting out of his mouth before he collapsed to the ground.

And Castiel screamed.

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dc-comics-lover · 2 months

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Random things I like to hc :

(here's : part 2)

- Constantine calling Batman "love" anytime.

"Good plan, love. Now, if I may add..."

- Diana constantly fighting the urge to add multiple times in the footnotes of her research papers : "*I know that because I was there."

- Clark feeling some type of way whenever anyone from the Batfam calls him Uncle Clark (he does tear up a little the first few times).

- Anytime, Booster would get cancelled for a tweet, he'd go back in time just far enough to prevent from tweeting it. He did that way too many times.

- Barry and Hal being that one best friend duo that are big on PDA. Most of the time during JL meetings, Hal's leg would be intertwined with Barry's.

- Given that the way they usually interact correlates with what he learned about married couples, J'onn assumed for the longest time that Bruce and Clark were spouses.

- Much like how Clark switches off his kansan accent when he's being Superman, Bruce switches off his "posh" accent when he's being Batman.

- On the contrary, Oliver always sounds filthy rich.

- Everytime someone mentions (any) Robin, Hal's mind still can't fathom that Batman's sidekick is a literal child.

- Dick is a bisexual flirt in and out of costume.

- Regular occurence : Batman enters the meeting room, sees Booster's stupid expression that's a clear sign he's going to share very stupid ideas, and Batman exits the room without a word. He doesn't come back for the rest of the meeting. After it happened more than once, some of the members get the clue and walk out as well.

- Superman can recite entire movies by heart. Not surprising in and of itself, but surprising that Bruce silently lets him do it over his shoulder when he's working in the batcave. Lets Clark unwind and gives Bruce background noise.

- After multiple complaints, Batman had to soundproof Dinah and Oliver's room in the watchtower.

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tapwaterx · 10 months

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surprised nobodys drawn the Barbie Movie characters and their Lego Movie counterparts… i had to be the one to do it

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mattastr0phic · 25 days

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REPRESSED HOMOSEXUALS EXPOSURE THERAPY

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armed-with-a-waffle-iron · 12 days

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Bat Family Fact Files from DC Comics: The Ultimate Character Guide

Baby's first bat family. Sorry, there wasn't a Black Bat.

My favourite bit is that Steph's epithet is "Daring Defender" while Tim's is "Daring Detective".

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can-a-tuna-fish · 3 months

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Give him $25 and he will come home with a bag full of food that hasn’t seen the light of day since the early 90’s.

#hello be more chill fandom (7 people in the world)#I love him for his ambiguous early 2000’s charm!!!#in my own little universe bmc takes place in like 2012 - 2014 but he could exist in any time frame and I’d go ‘yeah that seems right’#this phase will likely not last long I fear #but I didn’t want to main-post it so it goes here #his patch says ‘don’t be a dick’ because I forgot what it actually says when I was drawing this #I forgot the Ecuador flag patch :(#michael mell #be more chill #bmc musical #bmc #bmc fanart #bmc michael #undescribed #my art

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mrpsychokiller · 7 months

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havent been thinking as much about red vs blue lately, so heres a compilation of doodles i never posted, including more furry rvb stuff from this saga

#my art #red vs blue #rvb #furry #agent carolina #agent washington #leonard church #leonard l church #michael j caboose #dick simmons #Richard Simmons #lavernius tucker #aaaand i think thats it

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monkayemporor · 7 months

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fem!reader threesome with kainess brainrot

teehee

thinking about ALEXIS NESS being sandwiched between MICHAEL KAISER and his pretty girl. You’re laying on the bed, legs spread as Ness thrusts in and out of you, all while Kaiser, keeping a firm grip on his teammate’s waist, fucks him dumb.

and let’s not forget you!! You and your pretty tits! Michael can’t help fondle them—caressing your adorable strech marks and squeezing the fat tits!

Poor Ness, though! Getting absolutely destroyed by his emperor all while your pretty little cunt is a holding tightly on his poor dick!

in the end, you and Kaiser are practically glowing after a good couple rounds but little Ness is laying on the bed—all fucked out and simply exhausted.

but god, he’ll do it all over again just for his emperor and empress.

#blue lock x reader #michael kaiser x reader #alexis ness x reader #blue lock smut #michael kaiser smut #alexis ness smut #Been thinking about this for a while #Also i SWEAR I’m not dead #But my university just sucked my dick so hard #That I died #😔😔😔

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romansmartini · 7 months

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watching “gay” media in 2012: ughhh i hope my precious little cinnamon roll does something a little limp wristed in this episode. i hope when a minor character accuses them of being gay in a way that’s nearly classifiable as a hate crime they don’t vehemently deny it this time!

watching gay media in 2023: ughhhh i hope i get to see blorbo from my shows getting spitroasted and fucked sideways from sunday and getting his balls tickled and getting it total sloppy wet style

#sorry for all the shows i’m referencing i’m about to tag #ofmd #our flag means death #good omens #wwdits #sherlock #spn #times really have changed huh. i was thinking about this because i was predictably thinking thoughts about the second #then had to be like wait. girl. we aren’t that far yet.#you think we’re going to see rhys darby dick and balls on tv? michael sheen dick and balls on tv?#you think taika waititi is going to show hole?#but at the same time i’m like. but what if……..

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michaeldemiurgossociety · 1 year

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When everything that defines you will only ever serve as a backdrop for your brighter twin. Your worth always weighed against the one they had rather kept. And nobody to notice just how far you've cracked.

Now I've made myself depressed....

#michael demiurgos #mdas #michael lucifer #lucifer netflix #michael demiurgos appreciation society #michael is a dick #michael #archangel of fear #michael and lucifer #divine twins

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jetslay · 17 days

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DC Super-Heroes by Darren M A Calvert.

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got-the-cheese-touch · 1 month

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the amount of fictional men that i would let ruin my life is concerning.

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din-jarring · 1 month

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he was insane for this

#dick swagger #crazy pussy #the michael jordan of being a son of a bitch #true detective #rust cohle #rustin cohle #🩸carly screencaps #🩸carly gifs

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dc-comics-lover · 1 month

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More random hcs please, they are amazing

Thank you !! There you go ✨ (here's : part 1)

More random things I like to hc :

- When she's training, Diana listens to binaural beats claiming that it gives her the opportunity to train and meditate simultaneously. "It's an incredible time saving.", she'd say. Bruce would roll his eyes.

- Oliver and Hal would beg Batman to install a confessional in the Watchtower, like in reality shows. Because he obviously refuses, they'd stand in front of any security camera and use them as one, rambling on and on about the other members.

- Dick is a total extrovert. When he has some time to recharge in between day work and night vigilantism, he lets off steam in nightclubs. He took Tim (who-recharges-when-alone™) once : he hated it.

- Most of the time Dinah would show up at meetings with sunglasses to look "mysteriously cool". Actually, she can't sleep at night.

- Booster would definitely refer to himself in the third person.

- Clark being Bruce's personal masseur is one of their rituals. Whenever his super senses notice a specific tenseness in Batman's body, Clark would end up joining him in the batcave and giving him a massage session. Bruce would just accept it without a word.

- When he's not the one leading the meeting, Batman is usually snacking on a bag of nuts.

- Alfred has a workshop in the manor where he makes pottery. He makes bat-shaped objects that everyone in the Batfam loves. He made mugs, plates, jars, etc.

- Booster would use Skeets as a soundboard to accompany his every actions and illustrate his jokes. Shayera lost her temper once and broke Skeets in half. No worries, Victor helped repair him, although it was still a traumatizing experience for Booster.

- Hal has a collection of Top Gun goodies. At some point, Bruce brought him the original G-1 jacket from Tom Cruise for his birthday.

- Batman is absolutely excellent at everything he puts his mind to, except the absolute purge that is the game Sekiro. It started when Tim was raging while playing the game. Bruce passed behind him and let out a fatherly "You should learn how to control your emotions better, Tim.". Cue Tim challenging him to play. Then, there remained Batman cursing at a screen, desperately replaying a boss fight for the nth time.

- Booster and Ted have this promise that if neither one of them gets married at a certain age, they'd marry each other. Although, Ted is still looking for love, Booster is satisfied with the idea he'd end up marrying Ted.

- Oliver's neck is very often covered in hickeys.

- Constantine and Alfred are actually good buddies. They facetime a lot when Alfred is busy in the kitchen and John has some free time. That's how John knows so much about Bruce.

- The batfam plays a game where they make up elaborate life stories for strangers they encounter in public. Using their detective skills, they later discover the real stories and the winner is the one whose made-up backstory comes closest to the truth.

- Sometimes, Victor and Clark play football together. They both loved it in the past and they both lost the opportunity to commit and progress in the field. It's just the two of them, but it still helps heal their inner teen.

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