#red vs blue

[agentark]

you wouldn't last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

#rvb #red vs blue #ive never played halo in my life #rooster teeth

[grifpaw]

well i hear valhalla is quite lovely this time of year...

#red vs blue #rvb #dexter grif #dick simmons #grimmons #sit in the grass with me #my art

[gods-reddest-blue]

It being good would fix me

#red vs blue #rvb #rvb restoration #red vs blue restoration

[agentbuckshot]

tucker and wash pin? sticker? idk something designs

#rvb #red vs blue #agent washington #rvb tucker #lavernius tucker #rvb washington

[ghostly-vibes-here]

Posted this in a few different places, but I made this video and thought about posting here too

#art #red vs blue #rvb simmons #rvb grif #grimmons? #do you ever wonder why we're here?

[short-wooloo]

They added a PLAYABLE Red Vs Blue Mission to Halo 3...

#youtube #halo 3 #mods #halo mods #red vs blue #rvb #rvb tex #halo #halo mod

[websurfshark]

this ai guy can generate any clothes he wants and he seriously chooses this

#red vs blue #rvb #websurfshark #leonard church #rvb epsilon #rvb church #i mean come On he can’t do any better than that?????

[w3llf4ll]

#well’s art #digital art #art #red vs blue #rvb #donut #franklin delano donut

[skwistokwarrior]

blue team: can they cook?

tucker: no. he's not the WORST, it'll be atleast somewhat edible, but he's still not allowed to cook. ever. like, ever.

church: yes and he's very valuable to them for this alone. they would have already starved in blood gulch without him. maybe not the best food but when you're on blue team, it is.

caboose: ok predictable but absolutely not no way in hell he can cook. he tries to help but they all have to usher him out (emphasis on everyone, he's a big boy)

wash: this one's a less common but honestly no. he's been in the military since he was 18 he cannot cook food for shit. i've already made a post on this but he's tried before for the blues and like. that was literally the closest he's ever been to death in his life, and he's a FREELANCER. he's not allowed in the kitchen without active supervision, and you would not believe the amount of protein powder this man has

carolina: also no. you think she had the time to learn how to cook? you're funny. i think she's learning, but it's a slow process, a very slow process. leave it to carolina to know everything but how to cook

tex: i mean, yeah, why not. she knew as a person and a robot. i like to think she made caboose sandwichs in the early seasons (because i love tex/caboose as a duo)

kai: yes and it concerns her that nobody else knows how to. and not just like knows, she's REALLY good at cooking since she's been cooking since she was young. she's blue teams savior (except she's never there so theyre still in distress LOL)

honorary doc: yes but he's not a big help to blue team because he's vegan everything. he told them he can cook and they let him. they were very disappointed when he started very delicately explaining how he substituted just about everything out of a typical dish for something vegan. (and it wasn't even good either, like he makes the food so bad other vegans would rather eat a fucking burger than his food)

in conclusion: they steal the reds food primarily

#thanks for coming to my ted talk #this wasnt supposed to be this long originally oops #rvb #red vs blue #blue team #lavernius tucker #leonard church #michael j caboose #agent washington #agent carolina #agent texas #kaikaina grif #doc rvb #should i do a red team version? lmk #also tell me how accurate this is lol #honestly i just needed to spread my blue team can't cook propaganda

[gupshit]

Autism be damned my man can work a grill

#rvb #red vs blue #redvsblue #dick simmons #rvb simmons

[youabsolutewalnut]

Idk how many RoosterTeeth fans are on Tumblr, but watching the final livestream rn I'm getting so emotional. This company is what got me into video games, got me interested in the entertainment business, was the catalyst for my brother and I connecting as teens, helped me make friends in college, and made me into (I would like to think) a compassionate adult. Most importantly, I can now spell achievement correctly... most of the time.

I know they've had their rough patches, but there are so many wonderful creative people at RT who I wish the best in their future projects <3

#excuse me while i go continue to cry #roosterteeth #rooster teeth #achievement hunter #rwby #camp camp #red vs blue #rvb #funhaus #rt #rip rooster teeth

[hungry-skeleton]

Tucknut that I was forced to draw one handed 👍

Reblogs > Likes

#Back in their armor..No longer naked #my art #my artwork #reblogs > likes #likes < reblogs #Rvb #red vs blue #Tucknut #lavernius tucker #franklin delano donut

[specialofficerlemons]

Can we talk about Autistic Tucker? We always talk about Autistic Simmons, Autistic Caboose, etc, but never Tucker and I want to talk about Autistic Tucker.

One of the ways that Autistic masking can present is by becoming a jokester or a "class clown" type. I think that Tucker learned early in his life that he could make friends- or at least make other people laugh -with his bawdy jokes and his catchphrase (one could even call it echolalia), but as much as he talks about sex, it seems like he doesn't seem to actually have that much experience with it. He built up a persona of being hypersexual and he probably has a lot of sexual feelings, but he doesn't seem to have a lot of comfort when it comes to sex, especially when it's with a partner that's more experienced or more confident than he is (like Kai).

It's also worth mentioning that it's significantly harder for Black people to get diagnosed with Autism than white people and even though RVB is technically set in the future, it's also set in the early 2000s where there was a lot less Autism visibility in general, let alone in more marginalized populations.

We see the kinds of relationships that Tucker has with Church and with Wash, how they are similar and how they are different (whether you ship them or don't). As antagonistic as Church and Tucker are towards each other, Tucker consider Church to be his best friend and he's comfortable with how they treat each other- not necessarily comfortable in the sense that he likes it, but comfortable in the sense that it's what he's used to. With Wash, things are, in a way, more antagonistic because Wash isn't charmed by his jokes and laid back exterior until he softens a little bit. They butt heads more seriously than he did with Church, but they also get to have a bit more of a deeper and vulnerable relationship because of how Wash lowers his own walls on Chorus. When Tucker and Church "make up" on Chorus, Carolina comments on how there was no apology or anything like that, and both of them just say that that's how guys are, but I think they both just wanted to get back to the relationship they had and that relationship didn't require any kind of emotional vulnerability. The closest Tucker gets to showing emotional vulnerable wrt to Church is when he's arguing with Wash and says "I wanted to be with my best friend and now all I have is you," but he never tells Church directly that he is his best friend or how much he means to him because that's not the kind of relationship they have and (speaking from my own experience as an Autistic person) that's a really hard subject to broach when you don't have the framework for it.

This got off the rails a bit, but I'm firmly planting the rainbow infinity flag on Tucker and I have a lot of feelings about it.

#rvb #red vs blue #lavernius tucker #Tucker rvb #no one in this show is nt

[rubykgrant]

Early days in Blood Gulch, with Church trying to figure out how to use the tank for an actual purpose and Tucker talking about picking up chicks is literally just-

Church; *making a vague attempt to be responsible even though he's 50 shades of jaded

Tucker; We should be at the cluuuuuuuub

#red vs blue #rvb

[churchs-topsurgery-scars]

Tex is ace but engages in BDSM because stepping on pathetic men is fun

#red vs blue #rvb #agent texas #tex rvb #texas rvb

[lavernius]

Bite me.

#rvb #red vs blue #locpez #rvb locus #rvb lopez #samuel ortez #lopez the heavy #I sit down at my computer and go 'Today I'll draw something that isn't Locpez' then I draw Locpez. Sickening. #uericho