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thisiskarlkaufman · 2 years
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Saw this the other day and fell in love with it.
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mutalune · 4 months
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me when people hate on aos trek:
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#starlight fandom#starlight trek#LOOK I KNOW THEY AREN’T GOOD MOVIES THEY WERE IF MARVEL HIT STAR TREK WITH A BASEBALL BAT BEHIND A CLUB#BUT AOS GOT ME INTO STAR TREK IN THE FIRST PLACE OKAY IT HAS A PLACE IN MY HEART FOREVER#AND IT’S NOT AOS!JIM’S FAULT THAT THEY WROTE HIM BAD I ACTUALLY THINK ITS REAL INTERESTING#TO SEE A VERSION OF JIM KIRK THAT’S TRAUMATIZED AND FUCKED UP AND DIDN’T HAVE A FATHER AND YET HE STILL ENDS UP COMPASSIONATE#HE STILL ENDS UP A LEADER AND KIND#like fr tho that’s a fascinating concept#how much things may be different and how Spock!prime broke the timeline by melding with aos!kirk#and Kirk still ends up kind and loving and beloved anyway!!!!!#like I’m sorry they didn’t execute well until beyond and honestly I ignore stid entirely but it’s such a cool concept to me#and Karl urban as bones was so. SO. SO GOOD. he was perfect and deranged in the best way#Quinto-Spock I can take or leave but I do love me a bitchy Vulcan and he did have that#it’s okay to not like aos I don’t blame anyone for not liking it but I am so fond of it folks I truly am#and I’m not just saying that b/c the fic I’m writing rn for comfort and therapy reasons is projecting my current issues on aos!kirk#he’s just really to project onto and he looks like he’d benefit from ketamine treatment too and learning how to have hobbies w/o stress#anyway like I said I don’t blame anyone for disliking it or erasing it from their fandom memory#but it got me into Star Trek and I’m grateful and if ppl weren’t cowards aos!kirk would be so fucking fascinating in a feral way
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pfenniged · 5 months
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I finally watched the extended version of The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King, after having watched the theatrical cut approximately 1000 times, and Eomer's speech about women not being made out for war and battle is killing me.
Because 1000 percent it's giving that one trending TikTok where the dude starts out being like, "WOMEN SHOULDN'T BE IN THE WORKPLACE" and you're ready to throw hands, but then he continues, "WOMEN SHOULDN'T BE WORKING THESE 9-5 OFFICE JOBS. THEY SHOULD BEING PAMPERED AND GETTING FOOT RUBS AND CUTE OUTFITS" and all I could think of is Eomer almost getting cancelled but then basically elaborating he just wants all women to go for pedicures and be appreciated or something.
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Concept art for Kroenen’s ‘’Clockwork Heart’’. The first design was chosen for use in the film.
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sindar-princeling · 1 year
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And he looked at the slain, recalling their names. Then suddenly he beheld his sister Éowyn as she lay, and he knew her. He stood a moment as a man who is pierced in the midst of a cry by an arrow through the heart; and then his face went deathly white, and a cold fury rose in him, so that all speech failed him for a while. A fey mood took him. 'Éowyn, Éowyn!' he cried at last. 'Éowyn, how come you here? What madness or devilry is this? Death, death, death! Death take us all!'
i've said it before and i'll say it again: thank you Karl Urban for going absolutely insane with this scene in the movie
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shooting-love-arrows · 7 months
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𝐘𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐄𝐑𝐄! 𝐅𝐀𝐈𝐑𝐘 𝐓𝐀𝐋𝐄 — 𝐒𝐍𝐎𝐖 𝐖𝐇𝐈𝐓𝐄
SYNOPSIS: 𝐕𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐨𝐮𝐬!𝐘𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐞! 𝐒𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐖𝐡𝐢𝐭𝐞 characters and their yandere tendencies. PAIRING: 𝐘𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐞! 𝐒𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐖𝐡𝐢𝐭𝐞 (!aged up to be a legal adult!) x reader [romantic]; 𝐘𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐞! 𝐄𝐯𝐢𝐥 𝐐𝐮𝐞𝐞𝐧 x reader [romantic]; 𝐘𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐞! 𝐇𝐮𝐧𝐭𝐬𝐦𝐚𝐧 x reader [romantic]; 𝐘𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐞! 𝐏𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐅𝐥𝐨𝐫𝐢𝐚𝐧 x reader [romantic]; 𝐘𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐞! 𝐒𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐧 𝐃𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐟𝐬 x reader [platonic]; readers gender isn't impiled/mentioned/specified Tw. delusion, delulu is the solulu, obsessive thoughts/behavior, possessive thoughts/behavior, witchcraft/dark magic, mention of love making, manipulations, controlling behavior, tyranny (?), concent? what is it?, stalking, worshiping, creepy behavior, creepy people, hunting, mention of m*rder, punishments, yeah… A/N: I hold Snow White close to my heart. However, as much as I adore the animated version, I find the book more interesting. So this is based on German fairy tale or folk tale, [Snow White] written by the Brothers Grimm (Jacob Ludwig Karl Grimm and Wilhelm Karl Grimm). Snow White is AGED UP!
𝐦𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭
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𝐘𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐞! 𝐒𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐖𝐡𝐢𝐭𝐞 who thinks of you as her first, last and only love. She, just like most women her age, believes in soulmates. It's just so...romantic.
It happens that in her opinion, you're the one. Since the moment she lays her doe like eyes on you, she just knows that your souls are tied and destined to be one.
𝐘𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐞! 𝐒𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐖𝐡𝐢𝐭𝐞 fantasies about you. A lot. At first, those are innocent fantasies. Scenarios about you running around each other, playfully starting your courtship. Then your feelings shall grow deeper, the roots growing deep into your heart and so your courtship becomes more prominent and serious. Those playful touches become more affectionate. Holding a deeper meaning and reaching down into your essence of being. Then, you'll propose to her, in the most dreamy way one can imagine. Fret not, she'll (shout) say yes. Wedding preparations will follow soon after, then a grand, royal wedding itself and finally, you'll spend your first night together. Ah yes, the moment your bond will materialize in the form of a night full of passionate love making. The spiral goes on deep and each time 𝐘𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐞! 𝐒𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐖𝐡𝐢𝐭𝐞 starts the imaginary movie roll over, her daydreams take a darker turn. 
𝐘𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐞! 𝐒𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐖𝐡𝐢𝐭𝐞 becomes very needy for your attention. She's just so touch starved to be noticed by her object of affection that she's just about to do something to make you see her as your potential wife. She'll dress up for you, looking like a princess that she is, otherwordly beautiful and charming; make sure to sing when she knows you're near acting like a siren who is ready to catch you in her net of love; showing off her many talents especially those she knows will catch your attention and let her start a conversation with you. And every time you do talk, it's like the whole world disappears, leaving only you. You find it a little concerning with how much 𝐘𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐞! 𝐒𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐖𝐡𝐢𝐭𝐞 sighs and flutters her long eyelashes. Sometimes you wonder if she even pays attention to what your saying (or worse, that you bore her), since she seems to be stuck in her head. And her eyes seemed to have that strange glint that appears only when she looks at you…
𝐘𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐞! 𝐒𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐖𝐡𝐢𝐭𝐞 starts being interested in witchcraft. It is an unexpected turn but I feel like she searched for something deeper. Knowing that your soulmates (it's her opinion) just isn't enough. She must be sure. A way to truly bind you together. So…uh…like mother, like (step) daughter?
Don't get me started on what she writes in her diaries…
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𝐘𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐞! 𝐄𝐯𝐢𝐥 𝐐𝐮𝐞𝐞𝐧 who commands you to be her lover. Simple as that. She doesn't wait, nor ask for your opinion in that matter. After the (not so) mysterious disappearance of her husband – the King and Snow's White father – she'll have absolute power in the Queendom. And since she's the Queen and the most entitled person around, you'll have to comply with her wishes. Otherwise, she won't hesitate to force you to via poisons and dark magic.
She'll force feed you all sorts of aphrodisiacs, make voodoo dolls either of you or someone from your surroundings and in the end reduce you to being her puppet. 𝐘𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐞! 𝐄𝐯𝐢𝐥 𝐐𝐮𝐞𝐞𝐧 doesn't need you to think. Just look pretty (but not as her) and submit to her entirely. Be her best and most treasured accessory, hm?
𝐘𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐞! 𝐄𝐯𝐢𝐥 𝐐𝐮𝐞𝐞𝐧 often uses a spying mirror to stalk you. Whenever she's not busy leading the Queendom or simply desires to see you, she'll sit in her lavish chambers and command her mirror to show you. She knows it can only tell her the truth and only the truth, so additionally she'll ask all sorts of questions about you. Are you loyal to her? Do you have a family she shuld take care of? Do you have feelings for someone? If she finds out that you do have and it's not for her, the very next day a public execution is made for your crush. 
You're not safe from her wrath and mood swings either. Like mentioned before, 𝐘𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐞! 𝐄𝐯𝐢𝐥 𝐐𝐮𝐞𝐞𝐧 isn't afraid to punish those who are against her in any way. She won't kill you but your punishments will be severe. Whipping and isolation are her way to go. Scars shall be your reminder to not cross her and loneliness borderlining to madness will thrust you right in her arms. Just like she didn't hesitate to assassinate Snow White, she'll make sure you understand your place and take your role as her lover seriously. 
She's all you need now and in the future. Your family, close friends and anyone you had connection with were taken care of. You're her loyal subject, made to worship her and serve her by giving her your never ending supply of love and affection.
She'll make you see that.
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𝐘𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐞! 𝐇𝐮𝐧𝐭𝐬𝐦𝐚𝐧 who is your devoted worshiper. He sees you as some sort of higher being, who graced this dirty Earth with your pure presence. Who has graced him and his hard life with a drop of your soothing presence. The moment you showed him some kindness, even unintentionally, he's ready to carve his heart out of his chest and be at your every beck and call.
Although he is no knight by no means, definitely lacking those virtues, he's skilled within his field of work. It means that whoever dares to bother you (even if they don't) or worse, taint you (start courting you) is automatically a threat he needs to eliminate. Just like 𝐘𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐞! 𝐇𝐮𝐧𝐭𝐬𝐦𝐚𝐧 does to his prey, he'll haunt them deep in the great forest by shooting arrows at their running form. But unlike his usual ethics to make it as painless as possible to the animals, he’ll deliberately make sure to make this person suffer as much as possible. He's ruthless. 
Don't be surprised when you'll find some ‘gifts’ from him. He's a man of a few words, not a drop of romance and hardened by life. Plus his yandere tendencies. So 𝐘𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐞! 𝐇𝐮𝐧𝐭𝐬𝐦𝐚𝐧 gifts tend to be…disturbing. More often than not, you'll find already prepared quarries of his. You get furs, meat and even polished antlers/horns to hand in your chambers. 
Of course, he'll remain anonymous through this whole time, because he doesn't feel worthy enough to officially make contact with you. 
In the dark of the night, when he lays in his cot, he'll pray to you. That you'll allow him, a sinner, to be by your side. He doesn't dare (but secretly wishes) to be your lover, perhaps even your...husband? Whatever you'll pick, he'll agree on anything. He's that desperate for you.
One day…one day he'll overcome his insecurities and will speak to you…
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𝐘𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐞! 𝐏𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐅𝐥𝐨𝐫𝐢𝐚𝐧 who is a lovesick puppy, ready to marry you right then and there when his eyes fell on you for the first time. He's hopeless, really. 
He's always there when you're out of the castle. Lurking just around the corner, ready to start luring you into coming with him. At first, 𝐘𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐞! 𝐏𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐅𝐥𝐨𝐫𝐢𝐚𝐧 offers are subtle but slowly and surely, they become bold. From promises to give you safety, stable life to making you his Queen and offering to conquer the Queendom as a wedding gift from him to you. He doesn't understand why you wouldn't want to come with him. He's the crown prince, only heir to a prosperous kingdom and a future king, ready to shower you in gold, gifts and power before you could even think of it.
He's a gifted singer and poet. He'll use that to his advantage to catch your attention, especially when you're in the castle where 𝐘𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐞! 𝐏𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐅𝐥𝐨𝐫𝐢𝐚𝐧 obviously can't go. If it's possible, he'll stop his horse just under your window, hop down and that's when the performance starts. He'll sing ballads about your beauty, recites all sorts of poetry also related to love, sometimes even pray for you to come and grace him with your presence. His words are easily pouring out of his mouth in abundance. They're all about how he deeply feels towards you or about you. And he sincerely hopes they'll trap your heart.
In the dark of the night, he'll look at the portrait of you he had commissioned shortly after meeting you. Of course it didn't do your justice at all but it was just to pass the time until he'll have the real you by his side. He'll sigh dreamily at the canvas, whispering words of pure adoration for you.
His patience is running thin and the wedding day is nearing so fast...!
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✿ BONUS ✿
𝐘𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐞! 𝐒𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐧 𝐃𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐟𝐬 [platonic] who are fiercely overprotective of you. They are greedy and dangerous beings by nature. They’ve killed before and they have no problem doing that again. Especially when some pathetic excuse of a pests seemed to be lurking around their hut, where they were keeping you locked in. There are seven of them, ripped with muscles because of a daily work in the mines and without any remorse in them. The opponent stands no chance. 
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saturnsbabyboii · 1 year
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♡Astro Observations for the Gays, Queers, and the Girlies♡
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❣ Libra placements and the urge to be liked by people that don't like them (even though they themselves don't like them either)
❣ Gemini placements (especially Rising/Venus/Doms) have a contrast in their feminine and masculine style/taste/interests. They frequently change from one end of the extreme to another, rarely in between. Think bougie girls who like to get all done but aren't afraid to eat with bare hands or etiquette.
❣ Sun/Moon square Jupiter doesn't have the best relationship with one or both of their parents/parental figures
❣ I noticed many gay icons have a Venus in Gemini, Leo, or Sagittarius/ MC in a Water or Fire sign/ 5th house in an Air or Water sign/ Pluto in the 1st, 3rd, 5th, 10th (Of course there are exceptions but I found these to be the most reoccurring)
❣ Despite the perpetuated stereotypes, the people that I have known to throw down with others the most have been Cancers, Virgos, and Libras. Meanwhile, the Aries, Scorpios, and Saggitarians were either diplomatic or cowards (Cowards as in they would talk a big game but when push comes to shove, they'll run).
❣ Sun conjunct Saturn will stay stepping on people's necks
❣ Taurus Venus are obsessed with the 50s/60s
❣ Earth Moons emotional state can be reflected in their surroundings. When they're feeling low, they can either seek control by controlling others and being critical or they shut down and let everything go to waste (uncharacteristically of them). In extreme cases, they can become hoarders.
❣ Moon square personal planets 🤝 Being a bitch 24/7
❣ Virgo is the sex freak yall been sleeping on
❣ Water placements and the struggle of wanting to be left alone and also be given love and attention
❣ Also on the topic of Water placements in general, why do they never get along with one another?
❣ Sun/Venus in the 1st/5th/7th/10th/11th grow from a "fawn among sharks" to the HBIC
❣ Venusian (Taurus and Libra) and Mercurian (Gemini and Virgo) placements are common among prominent fashion designers/houses. (Anna Wintour, Donatella Versace, Karl Lagerfeld, Coco Chanel, Georgio Armani, Pierre Balmain, Marc Jacobs)
❣ Gemini, Leo, and Sagittarius are the epitome of the 00s "it" girls
❣ Your rising reflects on the purpose/struggle of your life journey.
Exp:
Aquarius rising's life-long mission is to find who they're and be themselves
Taurus rising's lifelong mission is to be comfortable with themselves and find gratitude
Sagittarius rising's lifelong mission is to find their purpose or calling
Cancer rising's lifelong mission is to find strength in their heart and let the world in
❣ Scorpio Venus is obsessed with movies. Especially ones that are historical depictions and/or true stories.
❣ Taurus and Libra, Scorpio and Sagittarius, Aries and Virgo are some of the most underrated friendship pairings
❣ Despite all the fame indicators, Chiron in Leo remains the most prominent. Many child stars have this placement. (Selena Gomez, Ariana Grande, Demi Lovato, Miley Cyrus, Keke Palmer, Justin Bieber, Freddie Highmore, Josh Hutcherson, Jennette McCurdy, Debby Ryan, Miranda Cosgrove, etc.)
❣ You attract people that have placements in your 1st, 3rd, and 11th house. Meanwhile, we are attracted to people with placements in our 5th, 7th, and 8th.
❣ The placement of the personal planets along with the rulers of the house mentioned also play a big role, but it pertains to the nature of the relationship than just attraction.
❣ The sign opposite to the sign of your Venus is usually in the big three of your early years crushes and people "you know better than to like". (They may also share a similarity or quality to said sign)
❣ My association of each Lilith signs with an iconic female lead (Movies/TV):-
Aries/1st house Lilith: Regina George 'Mean Girls'
Taurus/2nd house Lilith: Cookie 'Empire'
Gemini/3rd house Lilith: Brenda 'Scary Movie'
Cancer/4th house Lilith: Thelma 'Thelma & Louise'
Leo/5th house Lilith: Jade 'Victorious'
Virgo/6th house Lilith: Miranda 'The Devil Wears Prada'
Libra/7th house Lilith: Elle Woods 'Legally Blond'
Scorpio/8th house Lilith: Jennifer 'Jennifer's Body'
Sagittarius/9th house Lilith: Chanel 'Scream Queens'
Capricorn/10th house Lilith: Fallon 'Dynasty'
Aquarius/11th house Lilith: Veronica 'The Heathers'
Pisces/12th house Lilith Courtney 'Jawbreaker'
Byeee💅
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Sleeping in the mansion somewhere else, beside your room, can be a lottery.
You could wake up to...
🐯 Atsushi, in his tiger form, curled around you.
📒 Kunikida, mumbling about being irresponsible sleeper, while tucking you in.
🩺 Yosano taking care of your nails, giving you a hand massage.
🌨️ Junchirou using his ability, making you think, that you are sleeping in a cloud.
👩🏻 Naomi, preparing you a cup of your favorite beverage.
🍵 Kirako gushing over cat videos.
🛏️ Katai, putting his futon around you.
🐄 Kenji carrying you to your room.
🐰 Kyouka, offering you crêpes.
🕵🏻 Ranpo using you as a table for his snacks and a cuddle-pillow at the same time.
👘🗡️ Fukuzawa playing with your hands.
🦀🪢 Dazai plopping down on you, wanting cuddles.
💉 Mori, trying to take your measurements for your new piece of clothes.
🍷 Chuuya hugging you, while complaining to Dazai at the same time.
🌂 Kouyou quietly reading to herself.
🇫🇷 Verlaine letting you use his lap as a pillow.
🎧 Rimbaud using his ability to make sure you stay in a safe and quiet place.
🚩 Flags having a competition, of who can put the most blankets on top of you.
🧥 Akutagawa guarding you. And trying to put your hand on top of his head and get pets.
🔫 Higuchi trying to put accessories on you.
🚬 Hirotsu quietly talking about last big news.
🔪 Gin planning your next together time with Ryunosuke and her.
🩹🧲 Tachihara trying to sneakily hug you.
🍰 Elise drawing you a picture.
💎 Karma quietly thanking you for being the reason why Fyodor spared him.
⭐⭕ Kyuusaku building a pillow fort around you.
🍋 Kajii complaining to the fake scientific videos.
🍛 Oda petting your hair.
💰 Fitzgerald making another list of what to give you as a present.
🦝 Poe writing his next novel, with Karl snuggling with you.
🐋 Melville reading a newspaper.
🐙 Lovecraft making a hammock for you out of his tentacles.
🍇 Steinbeck watching a movie.
☕ In Annie's room, with Lucy discussing Atsushi with Annie.
🪶 Alcott leaving you a cup of coffee.
👒 Mitchell using her ability to make slight wind to keep air cool.
♊ Twain writing his book, discussing it with Huck and Tom.
✝️ Hawthorne going through library books and unintentionally making a book fort around you.
😷 Pushkin eating something, leaving an extra serving for you.
🫖 Goncharov making a whole meal for you.
🐀 Fyodor playing with your hair. Will always happen, if you sleep somewhere else, beside your room.
🦇 Bram trying to quietly ask you, how to use Internet.
🤡 Nikolai snuggling to you, burying his nose in the crook of your neck.
🃏 Sigma playing cards with himself.
⚔️ Fukuchi enjoying some alcohol.
👧👩👵 Teruko, giving commands to other Hunting Dogs, then putting a blanket over you, as an apology for waking you up.
💧 Jounou using you as a pillow.
🌸 Tetchou trying to feed you, while you are still sleepy. Will cuddle with you as an apology.
⛩️ Taneda playing checkers against himself.
💻 Ango doing some work and downloading something for you to watch/play.
🥷 Tsujimura writing a review about last spy movie she saw.
🕶️ Ayatsuji and his cats snuggling to you.
👻 Mushitarou mumbling about Ranpo and not letting him using you s a snack table.
⌚ André Gide silently guarding the room you are in.
🐉🍎🍏 Shibusawa making a catalog of his ability collection from the basement.
🐈‍⬛ Natsume snuggling with you in a cat form.
🤖 Adam monitoring your breathing and heart rate.
👧🏻 Aya reading mystery novels and trying to guess who is guilty.
🚸 Kousuke, Yuu, Katsumi, Shinji and Sakura playing.
🐅 BEAST! Atsushi, in a tiger form, chuffing and rubbing his head against you.
🥋BEAST! Akutagawa glaring at everyone, who dares to came near you.
🕴️BEAST! Gin doing paperwork.
📖 BEAST! Oda writing his novel.
📝 BEAST! Dazai is trying to plop on you and cuddle before OG! Dazai can.
⛓️ BEAST! Chuuya carrying to your room.
🧑‍⚕️BEAST! Mori trying to keep others far from the room, trying to let you sleep in peace.
👩‍⚕️BEAST! Elise playing with Oda kids.
🌨️👿 BEAST! Kuyoka guarding the room, while staying in the corner.
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ashbeneviento · 13 days
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Hello, Evil Residents :)
I’d like to introduce you all to my Village OC (who was amazingly brought to visual light by my good friend @crowquillustrate on insta🖤)
OC: Datura
Named after the sacred Datura flower (Hallucinogenic and possibly deadly if ingested improperly)
Age: 27/Immortal
Physical Characteristics: 5’3, Pale skin, Long wavy brown hair, Hazel Eyes. Has a scar that travels under her eye down to her neck from a Lycan Attack.
Background: Datura grew up on a farm just outside the Village with her parents and little brother Sebastian. When she was 18 a pack of rogue Lycans destroyed her home, killing her mother and brother first. Datura was attacked but her father sacrificed himself to save her, leaving her to fend for herself.
Mother Miranda took her in for a few years before sending her over to work for Donna.
Personality: Datura is hard headed but kind hearted. She immediately bonded with Angie, who reminds her of her little brother. It takes her a while to get used to Donna though, who always seemed to hide herself away from her. Datura CAN be cruel, especially when she feels disrespected. Does she go a little overboard sometimes? Yes, yes she does.
Hobbies: Datura likes taking walks at night, despite Donna’s wishes. (She’s worried for her safety) She’s a painter, a violinist, sometimes she likes playing the piano as well but she would rather listen to Donna play instead. She picked up on scientific hobbies from her stay with Mother Miranda, and likes to experiment with tea making/making medicine for the Village folk. Hunting.
Sexuality: Datura is sapphic but doesn’t really have a preference other than Donna. Would consider her grey ace. Likes to explore new things in the bedroom but would rather spend her time watching vintage romance movies and cuddling up to her love.
Relationships: Partner, Donna obviously.
She likes spending the night at Alcina’s and has a soft spot for Cassandra. She loves hunting so she brings the Dimitrescus the finest of her catches.
Karl reminds her of her father but hates visiting his factory (bc of the Lycans) but she learns to love them eventually.
Sal loves when she visits the reservoir. She made him a special tea that stops him from throwing up and built him a brand new boat for him to go fishing in. He calls her Deetee.
Mother Miranda also has a soft spot for her (though she tries to deny it every chance she gets) Miranda didn’t give Datura the cadou because she wanted to use her as a vessel, instead she felt sorry for her and actually asked Datura for permission. She’s the reason Miranda has came to terms with Eva’s death and has learned to appreciate the four Lords as they are. She’s getting there, don’t worry.
Other: Datura is noturnal. She doesn’t need to sleep as much so she can be awake for days on end, but most active at night. Where Donna can control the pollen to cause hallucinations, Datura does so through her eyes. Sometimes when she dreams those dreams happen in real life. Prophetic. Her bite is poisonous and causes the victim to calcify, though she’s only had to use that power once. It does not work on those affected by the cadou, so Donna is immune.
She can teleport but isn’t very good at it.
(Once she tried to teleport into the village and she ended up scaring the mold out of Miranda who was in the middle of making coffee, ouch)
I plan on posting fanfic drabbles on here once I get the chance! I’d love to talk about Datura more and meet your Res8 OC’s as well, it’s good to be back in the Village 😉
Please do not share this art without proper credit to the artist, you may not use my OC as your own.
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shakirawastaken · 1 year
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dsmp if... they were spiderman
i love spiderman just like every other bitch out there
dream: - do not be surprised if he comes out one day and claims hes a demigod and superhero and a wizard - cause if its anybody its this guy fr - if he was spiderman he wouldnt have the main and basic color scheme - hed go green like everything - green is the main color like the evermore green and black/white as the accent colors - his string also wouldnt be normal spider string i feel like itd be neon ish like miguels from the movie - he would also avoid telling you that he was spiderman till the very last moment - he would wanna keep you safe the best he can - would nEVER swing by your house - but he keeps an eye out on you when he knows ur out and about walking - but when you eventually figure it out? boy oh boy - cornering you in the street and pushing you into an alleyway - spiderman poses in front of you, hanging from his web - gives you upside down kisses???? sign me tf up - hed also get himself just the right amount involved in the crime he fought - he knows how to balance his life out, and he knows how important it is to be able to balance his life out like that - hot as spiderman  sapnap: - a reckless spiderman - leans vigilante  - out of all of them he would be the one with the suit closest to the spiderman - but im not feeling the blue - marroon and black or some other brighter color - a rash spiderman - fights crime like no business, but kinda makes a mess along the way - its okay bc the people love him - loves loves LOVES arguing with cops - tells you almost immediately after becoming spiderman bc he has to tell someone - breaks every canon event - trash talks every criminal out there - but is nice to every citizen he sees - likes webshooting your wrist to the counter or something so you cant leave or go out or smth - forces you to spend time with him :) - likes to keep out of interacting with people as spiderman  - but will use it as argument bait in day to day life - makes a hammock out of webs and lays there between two buildings - overall 7/10 spiderman
george: - is barely spiderman but when he is hes darn good at it - he leaves a lot of the petty crime to the cops - only goes out for the big stuff - dark navy blue suit with black accents - stays in the shadows/on top of buildings - doesnt interact with anyone if he can help it - the more secretive he can keep the better - he told you a fair amount of time after he went out as everyones crime fighting superhero - but he doesnt like to talk about being spiderman  - and youre fine with that, as long as he stays safe - he swings to your window every night after hes done being spiderman - hed rather be with you than someone else after the hard night hes probably had - has a habit opening your window without knowing and jumpscaring you accidentally LMFAO
karl: - oh he LOVES BEING SPIDERMAN - hes the spiderman to be on every cereal box and phone cover and talk show - loves taking pictures especially with little children in their own spiderman costumes - after he captures and ties up every criminal he leaves a little goofy aah note for the cops to laugh at - unlike sapnap he has a great rep w the cops  - he told you after he “test” ran it - actually he just showed up with the mask on and you were like “SPIDERMAN OMG LET ME CAL MY BF” - and then spidermans phone was ringing and you were like - “what” - “im spiderman!” - “WHAT” - his suits like - i feel like it changes color in the sun - its one of those suits - and hes the only one out of all to have an assistant ai thing in his suit to lead him through crime - he might be a more light hearted spiderman but he still deals with the same dangerous crime
quackity: - this guy loves to swing - he will put his headphones on and jump off the nearest building - mona lisa by dominic fike - soars to the ground and then swings up at the last moment - swings to the beat of the music to relax - he has the normal suit i think - but he has his hair comin out of the suit like pavitr  - loves to take you swinging - even if you may find it terrifying - he likes the feeling of sharing with you his favorite activity - fights crime like no ones business - he told you like a few months after being spiderman - he just jumped down from the ceiling  - “? what” - “spiderman!” - “...what” - yeah  - idk all i can think of is that quackity likes to swing around the city just for the heck of it - “WOAH ITS SPIDERMAN” “YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA” 
wilbur: - has a black suit like miles - tommy is his guy in the chair LMFAO - in his ear like “SWING LEFT I MEAN RIGHT I MEAN LEFT” - mutes tommy half the time - leaves you little messages in web on the walls of the house - “love you!” but its in spider web - actively holds a conversation with the people hes fighting - “so hows your day?” *PUNCH* “hows ur kid doing?” *OBLITERATES* - uses physics and shit to his advantage cause hes not that built - another one whos hot as spiderman - never EVER brings you out as spiderman - EVER - will bring tommy tho - cause tommy annoys him into doing - “BIG UPS WILBUR!!” “SHH TOMMY” - is spidermans biggest fan even though hes spiderman - “they will never suspect spidermans biggest fan as spiderman!” - smart ngl 
guys all i can think about is spiderman its a dilemma an issue a problem  sorry for the short headcanons i had to get my thoughts out of the way!
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hobiebrownismygod · 7 months
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Hobie's Canon Event
Okay, so I see a lot of people talking about how Hobie probably lost a police captain and that was his canon event and etc...
but people seem to be forgetting that this guy kills cops on a day-to-day basis
like he fucking hates cops
He hates cops to the point where he even talks about them in his intro, depicting them as pigs and smashing their heads in with his guitar
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You see that? It literally shows the cop with a pig snout and pig ears 😭
"Maybe he lost a police officer that was his friend"
HUH??
Bold of you guys to assume that he'd be friends with a police officer in the first place
Hobie's character is extremely hard to understand. To this day there are still people confused about what he said in the movie, due to his thick accent and the fact that everything he said had some sort of double-meaning. He's a super well-developed character with a genuine backstory.
This is why its important to pay attention to his character instead of projecting your own emotions onto him
Gwen and Miles are easy to play around with. They say what they mean and everything they say is fairly light-hearted. The same goes for Pav, its very easy to understand what he means when he talks about something. They are also well-written characters but their dialogue isn't as deep as Hobie's.
Its a lot easier to make things up about the others without undermining their character. But you can't do that with Hobie brown while still being accurate.
Writing him requires a lot of research. It requires a lot of understanding.
I get that these are headcanons but headcanons can't be an excuse to diminish his character and what he stands for
Someone ACAB wouldn't have been friends with a police captain.
He either killed his police captain or his police captain wasn't actually a captain and was his version of Captain America (Karl) or some other superhero
It makes more sense for his canon event to have been a dog named Captain than an actual police officer.
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wilbursprincess · 4 months
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how about a reader who can't stand other people touching them (me i hate touch) but loves it when wil touches them and wil gets protective when other people intentionally touch them even while knowing they don't like it
Wilbur With a Partner Who Doesn’t Like Being Touched
Wilbur Soot x Gender Neutral Reader
Warnings: None! Enjoy the wholesomeness :)
Hello again @sootwilb! I’m a lot like you, I also hate being touched except by a handful of people. When I went to VidCon and met a decent number of creators, I was surprised that I was ok with hugging them! (For the record, CG5 and Karl Jacobs give great hugs lol). The only person I’m vaguely ok with being touched by is my mom, and that’s only sometimes, so I get it :)
Headcannons below cut!
~You’d make it abundantly clear on your first date with Wilbur that you don’t like to be touched, and to ask before he touches you in any way.
~Wilbur would immediately understand, giving you a kind smile and an air-pat on the hand, making you giggle.
~As you two got closer and closer, he’d start asking if it was ok to hold your hand or give you a hug, and if you said no, he wouldn’t.
~But when you held his hand for the first time, it felt different. It felt nice, warm, and safe. And when you told him this, you’d never seen anyone smile that big before.
~After awhile, it became clear you were comfortable with him, and ok with being touched. Wilbur still asked before putting an arm around you or kissing you, but it was always a yes.
~He’d feel so honored that you felt like this around him, and even just putting his arm around you made him turn all shades of pink.
~Wilbur would often notice you flinch at anyone else’s touch, whether it was someone accidentally brushing your arm when you two took the bus, or people tapping your shoulder to get your attention.
~You were too anxious and shy to correct them, too. This broke his heart.
~”I’m so sorry, but they don’t like being touched,” he’d say kindly and apologetically, silently offering you his hand, which you’d squeeze as a wordless ‘thank you’.
~When you met Tommy and his other friends for the first time, he’d make sure they knew not to touch you, and they all stuck to it.
~However… not everyone was as nice.
~When you two went to a party, you were talking to some guy who was ignoring you asking politely for him to stop touching your arm.
~Wilbur had to hold himself back from slapping the guy across the face, getting defensive for you.
~”They said not to touch them. Why aren’t you listening?” He’d snap, fist balled at his side.
~Once the guy backed off, he’d make sure you were ok before you two went back to his house for a cozy movie night, his heart melting as you sought him for comfort.
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that-one-birbie · 3 months
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Hobie headcanons?
- either vegetarian or vegan (animal rights)(and yes, I am aware not all punks are vegetarian/vegan)
- makes own clothes and / or alterations from thrift clothes (fast fashion sucks) (also like the idea that Hobie knows how to sew)
- Gender Queer (like to orginal concept art)(any pronouns)
- probably knows how to play other instruments. (Drums?)
- ACAB
He doesn't have a drivers licence (he doesn't believe in a paper saying he can't or can not drive) /hj (although maybe he drives a motorcycle instead)
- despite his tough appearance, he has a heart of gold (he took in Gwen when she was homeless *Hobie himself was homeless, according to the comic's, so he knows what Gwen is going through*)( also the way he was looking out for Miles the moment he met Miles) (his friendship with pav) ect
- Always out to help the homeless (mask or no mask)
- would be friends with Spider-man noir (they are going to punch fascists together)
- don't think he would be one to use cellphones/ social media and all that)
He listens to other music genres, too (man does not have to listen to only one type of music)
- Pirates movies, music . Boycotting (but suports small business) (maybe that's why he's living on a boat. He is a pirate)
- participates in peaceful protests as spider punk to keep people safe and help giving people a voice
- Does graffiti tag with Miles sometimes, performing at pubs with Gwen, feeds stray animals with Pav
- Hobie has a pet cat, because i say so
- Ace Hobie (because I say so and because some of yall shippers scare me)
- also pan because he loves their partner regardless of gender identity
- Hobie is absolutely geniuses (I mean, he made his own watch). Although being smart enough in technical and all that, he absolutely had no interest in school ( im not sure if he really went to school? If i remember correctly, when he became homeless, he had a job as a window cleaner) *correct me if I'm wrong*
- I feel like he had a crush or a thing with Caption Anarchy (Karl morningdew)(in comics)
- knows how to use make-up and does it absolutely beautifully. He would do your makeup for you if you ask
- runway model? If say so, but he actually just crashes the runway events because, again, screw fast fashion
- loves looking after kids and helping them (yes, only because that one scene with mayday)
- doesn't buy flowers and rather gather them himself
- Does his own piercings
That's all I have for now :)
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goodvibes24hrs · 3 months
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Headcanons I shared on twt that I’d like to share here ☺️ (from 2023 to now):
Margo’s a 3D digital artist, Miles is more traditional, & Hobie likes to tailor his own clothes. They have days where they all occupied a single room and work silently together with music/a movie in the background.
Broke: Jefferson doesn’t like Hobie cuz his laces/punk, Woke: Jefferson likes Hobie cause he reminds him of Aaron.
Jefferson knows what it’s like to live in a tough environment. Does he approve of the things Aaron & Hobie’s done? No. Does he understand it? Yes! And he’ll be damned if he lets Hobie handled it on his own now that he knows about him 😤
And if I said Rio AND Jeff ask about Hobie all the time to Miles?? And if I said they’d tell him to invite him to the rooftop cookouts hM?? And if I said Rio & Jeff were the type of parents to always including any form of family gatherings with Hobie in mind, HMM?!
If Aaron was still alive, he would have loved Hobie.
Manifests in your mind Karl throwing Hobie over his shoulders and spinning him around really fast as they laugh.
Hobie’s the type to hold up & play music from a boombox outside Miles window to serenade him at 3 am. Jefferson from his window telling him to go home, Hobie cranks the boombox louder.
CyberPunkFlower hc: Margo & Hobie both being nervous to meet Miles parents and get surprised when Rio & Jefferson hug them at the front door (Especially from Jefferson who held both of them tightly in his hug) Miles had talked so fondly about his partners to his parents. He even explained how they both helped him escape the SS. Rio & Jefferson loved them before they even walked through their door.
CyberPunkFlower thought: Margo & Hobie being overwhelmed with how opening loving & supporting Miles’ parents are to them. They’ve both had a one to one moment with Rio/Jefferson that solidified that feeling of “You’re always welcomed in our home”. Margo being quick to accept their affection/attention vs Hobie being standoffish cuz he’s not used to this kind of positive adult/parental presents. Over time & some patience he’ll be accepting/used to it.
My singing voice hc for Hobie is Bakar (listen to his song Dracula 🎤👀)
PunkFlower/Morales Family thought: Hobie, bruised/roughed up from a battle, hoppin’ in to Miles universes to relax with him only to realize: 1. He’s not home & 2. Rio’s the only one home. Cut to Rio hovering over to Hobie & being worried about his injuries. Rio tends to his wounds (even after Hobie explains his quick healing). As Rio’s wrapping him up she talks about how much her son speaks so fondly about Hobie. Tell him embarrassing stories about her boy. Fun little conversations that will come back and haunt Miles lol.
GoldenPunkFlowerByte thoughts: Pavitr trying to help Rio in the kitchen, Miles preventing Hobie from stealing bites out of the pots, Margo talking with Jefferson and playing with Billie.
Hobie’s spiderband are the type to give each other tattoos. They give each other a heart tattoo 💙🩷💜💚💛❤️
Hobie’s the type to bring flowers for Rio & Jefferson when he’s taking Miles out on a date.
GoldenPunkFlowerByte: Pavitr, despite his size, is always the big spoon (He will jump if he has to hold Miles & Hobie) My guy loves to bury his face in his partners shoulders. He loves playing with the loose strands of Margo’s hair while she’s coding.
I really like the idea of not only Miles’ family meeting Hobie but also the Morales meeting Hobie’s SpiderBand cuz that’s his family. He grew up homeless & his band means the world to him. Rio & Jefferson would love this goofy bunch of misfits.
Hobie making Rio a dimensional phone cuz she “wanted to call and check up on you & your friends, Flaquito!”
To end it off: Before anyone comes here and says “Hobie’s an adult” pleases read these =
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Tho Hobie does not have a confirmed age, he's been described most times as a teenager from 16-17 year old (I see him as 16)
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madnessreruns · 1 year
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Karl Heisenberg fluff headcanons pls
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Karl Heisenberg Fluff HCs
Note: weeee first thing for my stinky stinky metal man!!
Requests: Closed
Warnings: Canon typical violence, it gets a bit suggestive but not really, playful and non-sexual nudity
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I’ve been really excited to write this one for awhile now :)
Anyways starting off our beloved gross little man is as said, gross. He smells, he doesn’t not smell good, he probably smells like gasoline and his own stench after he doesn’t shower for several days straight.
So please get him to bathe. Run a shower for him, run a bath for him, hell go throw him in a REALLY clean lake. You might even have to wash him yourself, or persuade him to wash up by getting in yourself first.
Speaking of bathing, he loves it when you brush and wash his hair. He loves to feel for hands scrunching around back there while he lays on his back, his body slightly elevated as he lays back on you.
Again please indulge him in this. He needs to wash his hair. Honestly he probably has like lice and flees.
He will also wash you if you ask him. Maybe he just likes running his hands over your body. You have to fend him off, or this won’t stay fluffy hcs
He loves to be kissed. Just end of story. The tender feeling of you pressing a kiss to his forehead, or the feverish and needy feeling of you desperately making out with him with be feeling unrivaled by any standard. He just, he just loves it.
His favorites are when you do it absent minded-ly . When you wake up in the morning and your instant reflex is to give him a good morning kiss. When you make breakfast and you deliver the meal with a kiss to the top of his head. When you get out of the shower, still slightly wet, and you give him a soft, sweet shoulder kiss.
When he gets ready to leave for a meeting, and you bring him into a passionate make out before he leaves. When he gets home and you jump on him in excitement, covering his face in smooches. When you sit down behind him on the couch, squished up against the couch and his body, and you press a gentle kiss to his neck, before “viciously” attacking his neck with littles bites and licks. When you go to sleep, and you give him a soft kiss on the cheek before closing your eyes, drifting off into dreamland
Those are the moments he dies for. Those loving, telling moments between you two.
SPEAKING OF DYING FOR STUFF. People will die for you. Literally. He is very very very protective and proud of you. Once everyone knows about you he’ll parade you through town, sitting on his shoulder. He goes to different stores to buy stuff, excitedly having you by his side.
He noticed every little thing people do towards you. Every snide comment, every side eye, ever gaze up and down you body. When it gets to much he makes a demonstration.
I don’t wanna get to violent, but they definitely don’t come out alive, on the off chance they do, they come out with several fingers and limbs missing.
Okay back to fluff
He loves cuddling, he loves to be snuggled, he loves to snuggle, he loves to curl around you while sitting in bed, or on the couch.
He instantly pulls you into him whenever he gets the chance. He loves to feel you against him, the feeling of your warm body, the sound of your beating heart, and the sight of you, smiling beautifully as your snuggled up to him.
He loves to pull you in under covers, to have several blankets on top of you two, in one big cuddle pile. Which, kinda sucks cause he’s like, a portable heater. You might have to like, take off your pants because holy shit you are going to sweat.
He doesn’t mind he says. He received a playful smack on the back of his head because of this comment.
You challenge him by telling to take of his clothes in retaliation. Why were you surprised when he did exactly what he asked.
Okay so nude cuddling under blankets is a regular for you two. End of naked story.
He loves to watch movies and whatever tv he can get with you while doing so, with some snacks on a tray, maybe some chips or cheese and crackers, or maybe some sweets. God that’s sounds like heaven to him.
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ctitan98official · 4 months
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Human RE8 au: Miranda and Y/N are the parents of the four lords
I had an idea for an au where Miranda and Y/N are married and the lords are their kiddos. Alcina and Karl are fraternal twins and they’re 6, Sal is 4, and Miranda gets pregnant with Donna. Just fluffy family head canons. Oh, and Angie is their little dog! Reader, as usual, is gender neutral. Let’s get into it!
Life in your household is lively, that’s for sure. You hadn’t ever considered the possibility of kids before you met Miranda, but… You’d do anything for her.
After you two had gotten married, she talked endlessly about wanting to have a baby. She would get a far off dreamy look in her eyes as she imagined it. She had always wanted to be a mother. You eventually really warm up to the idea.
During Miranda’s first pregnancy, she was overjoyed to find out she was having twins.
You fainted during the ultrasound… But you were happy too.
Alcina and Karl were so tiny when they were born. However, they both grew to have big personalities. They don’t get along all of the time. While they love each other dearly, they just know how to push the other sibling’s buttons so well. Actually, your dog Angie can usually end their squabbles. A few licks on the face of each twin gets them to laugh and put aside their differences.
Alcina is your little princess. She loves to make you have tea parties with her.
Karl is your little buddy. He follows you around as you fix things around the house. He asks lots of questions too.
Sal was your third child. He’s quieter than his two older siblings, but he is brilliant. Even as a newborn, he instinctively opened his eyes and grabbed your finger when you held him for the first time. You joked that he was probably going to be a doctor or something when he grew up.
Sal loves to be read to… Mostly by Miranda, though. He is a mama’s boy, to be honest. However, you two love to watch movies together. That’s your favorite shared activity.
You and Miranda still make time for date nights. It’s nice to spend some quality time together away from the kids.
However, Miranda seems to have an ulterior motive on one particular date night.
You two are enjoying dinner together when Miranda suddenly becomes quiet as she thinks about something.
You quirk an eyebrow at this. “Penny for your thoughts, Mrs. L/N?” You joke.
Miranda’s face erupts in a blush. She clears her throat, nervous about something. “Y/N? I… I know how happy we are now.” She begins. “It’s just… Hear me out.” She says, holding her hands up in a placating gesture.
You swallow hard. What is she about to say?
“Um… I want to… Have another baby.” She admits.
Your eyes go wide. “What?” You ask softly.
Miranda reaches out to gently grab your hands. “I… Just think that our family isn’t fully complete yet.” She tells you. “I love you and the little ones so much. Another baby would add even more love to our lives.” She explains. “I… Just really want this.” She pleads.
Miranda’s request is so sweet. She’s already an amazing mom. You are silent for a moment as you process this information. Four kids… That’s a lot of responsibility.
Miranda feels like her heart is going to beat out of her chest as she waits for you to say something.
However, you finally realize that you wouldn’t mind another baby either. You breathe out deeply and squeeze Miranda’s hands. “If that’s what you want.” You offer.
Miranda gasps in happiness at your answer. Her eyes well up with tears as she leans over to kiss you. “I love you so much, draga mea.” She says as she pulls away.
You smile. “I love you, Miranda.” You tell her.
Miranda glances around to make sure no one is near before she once again leans over the table. This time, though, she whispers something in your ear. “What do you say we go home, put the children to bed, and have a little fun?” She suggests.
You quickly nod your head and desperately flag down a waiter so you can pay the bill.
Miranda giggles at how eager you are.
Needles to say, you and Miranda had a very (Re)productive night. (A/N: Haha! XD)
It doesn’t take long for Miranda to conceive. She decides to keep it a secret for a bit just to make sure nothing bad happens. She actually did that with the first two pregnancies as well, but you never realized. While Miranda is just hoping for a healthy pregnancy… She can’t help but be tickled at the idea of having another girl. Alcina would be thrilled.
Weirdly enough, while Angie is affectionate with everyone in the family, she has been glued to Miranda’s side ever since she found out she was pregnant. She whines or barks if she is away from Miranda for too long.
Miranda doesn’t mind. Running her fingers through Angie’s coat is calming.
Once Miranda has decided that she is comfortable telling you the news, she cuddles with you on the couch as you two watch a show… And just blurts it out during a commercial.
“Y/N? Could you pass the popcorn? Also, I’m pregnant.” She says in literally the same breath.
You nod. “Sure.” You say. But your eyes get wide when you finally comprehend what she just said. “Wha- For real?!” You ask her, excited.
Miranda grins. She reaches out to cup your face and gently kisses you. “Yes, my love.” She says happily.
“Holy shit!” You yell, elated.
Miranda quickly claps her hand over your mouth and shushes you. “Shh, Y/N! The kids are in the other room!” She whispers at you.
“Ha! Y/N said a bad word!” You hear Karl announce to Sal and Alcina. The three of them start laughing immediately.
Miranda sighs and puts her hand on her forehead.
“Which one did they say this time?” You hear Sal ask innocently.
You start chuckling.
Miranda growls and pops your shoulder. “So, you’ve been teaching my children your dirty vocabulary, have you?” She asks sourly.
“Ow! No! They must have just heard wrong!” You defend yourself.
Karl doesn’t make anything better. “Well, last time they said fuck, but this time they said shit!” Karl relays. His two siblings absolutely lose their minds at this.
Miranda scoffs. “Unbelievable.” She says, shaking her head. She stands up and promptly walks out of the room, Angie hot on her heels.
“Hey, babe, wait!” You call out.
Miranda’s had enough foolishness for one day… You end up sleeping on the couch that night. Miranda can’t stand cursing.
Note: Angie and Donna were meant to be together from the very start T^T Also, I don’t know which of the four lords is canonically older than who, but from some of the information we get from the game I think Donna might have gotten the cadou last.
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