also the randomest of facts, my riko sideblog has more followers than my allison one.
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Aries: Anthropomorphize every object in your house so you'll be sad when they die. Give everything a viking funeral, including the boat you used for the viking funeral.
Taurus: Lurking and creeping are illegal in this state, you'll have to move your operations before the feds find you.
Gemini: Your empathy and natural charm will serve you well when you are perused by the beast.
Cancer: You're going to lose your phone later today. When you look for it make sure to stay stealthy so it can't notice you tracking it.
Leo: The golf channel is now only for you. You are the only human on earth with access to the golf channel. Heavy is the head who wears the crown.
Virgo: Aliens invaded in 1500 BCE but were defeated by one Hittite who was really good at throwing rocks. Your problems are only what you make of them.
Libra: All rocks can hear you. They don't judge though don't worry, if you were a rock the last thing you'd wanna be is petty.
Scorpio: The earths magnetic poles will completely shift, causing all fish to become bisexual. Thousands will die.
Ophiuchus: Give in to your urge to climb up the shelves at work and break all the lights one-by-one. You can do it. You can finally do it.
Sagittarius: Bigfoots on the move.
Capricorn: Look have you ever sailed on a ship made of the fingernails of dead men? No? The stars and I would encourage you to practice but its not like we have any suggestions.
Aquarius: If you desire wealth, it is time to revive the ancient and proud tradition of coin-clipping.
Pisces: Find catharsis by creating something terrible on purpose and showing it to people.
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For people in doubt of Scorpio sun/Aries moon Zuko, may I offer the first result I got when looking up Scorpio sun/Aries moon man online:
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ITS TAURUS SEASON BITCHES
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Aries Love Horoscope | Apr 22, 2021
Aries Love Horoscope | Apr 22, 2021
Apr 22, 2021 – The present astral configuration may make you impatient with the speed at which a certain relationship is coming together. You may desperately want to find yourself locked in an ultimate embrace, deep in their arms, but the moment may not be arriving quickly enough. There is every chance that it will, but don’t put them off by being too enthusiastic. When you stop worrying, it will…
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Crossover Saint Seiya x Fairy Tail
With capitaine.po on Instagram, we decided to make a collaboration where we’re going to draw all goldies as Lucy’s celestial spirits. So here is Mû with Aries’s clothes !
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[[ ALSJGLDLEK MY SISTER JUST HAD HER BABY!!!!!!! She had to be induced last night bc her BP was too high but she said they're both doing good!!! I'm STILL sobbing oh my gods😭😭😭 I don't have all the info yet but she said he came last night so I'm assuming today's technically his birthday (based on the picture she sent a bit ago) which is also Earth day and idk that just makes me cry a lil more ]]
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see? i'm a hottie by default 😌😌
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i’m sick of people roasting my sun sign, come on let’s get more creative. my problematic personality stems from my aries moon in direct opposition with my libra mars 11h, not my gemini sun.
Today's Planets and You! 🔭 Daily Horoscope! 🌌 The Moon is in Virgo on Earth Day! 🌍♍ the sign of Virgo isn't just about work, Virgo figures things out! The Moon favors #Virgo to take charge and figure out solutions to their everyday problems but needs to avoid fakes ♈♉♊♋♌♍♎♏♐♑ #Libra focus on finishing projects and cleaning up where you live, not on a relationship that's going nowhere #Scorpio push yourself just a little more Go out, walk around and connect to a potential love interest #Sagittarius prepare for change and some promising offers work together with others tend to your wellness #Capricorn you could rest and do nothing or you could be Pluto and force things through #Aquarius at any moment things can change as the tension for love and happiness has you in its grips #Pisces you have to learn to enjoy your alone time and to connect to yourself don't lose your identity #Aries your creativity pays off in royalties negotiate money deals and open hands for a windfall #Taurus Happy Solar Return if things seem hard and you face delays no worries you're determined #Gemini so now you know not to wait and rely on anyone else That's fine take matters into your own hands #Cancer a spark ignites in your soul and you say "Why not?" Do spontaneous things because you can #Leo to get ahead you need to keep in everyone's good graces even with people you don't care about Need more so go to http://ow.ly/7PJb50EveZt Sign up to receive these Daily Horoscopes here http://ow.ly/16j950EveZn #TerryNazon #Sexstrology #Astrology #Zodiac #Tarot #Psychic #ZodiacSigns #Horoscopes #SunSign #RisingSign #Ascendant #MoonSign #Spirituality #Love #Relationships #Pairs #Matches #Compatibility https://www.instagram.com/p/CN-WO2TrKbh/?igshid=1nwrq124li4uj
Scorpio: Let Passion Guide You! - Law of Attraction Reading ✨
My Descriptions of the Signs 💗
ARIES: Aries is direct, active, and aggressive in all positive and negative descriptions. Driven, passionate, and sometimes one-track minded, an Aries has a B-line approach to achieving their goals and getting what they want. “I am” is a mantra that comes to mind when I think of Aries, specifically because it is the natural ruler of the house of identity. Aries people can be hot headed and quick to defense when feeling attacked or threatened, and they often have no problem speaking their mind. They are not usually secretive or mysterious—what you see is what you get.
TAURUS: Taurus is tender, comfortable, easy going, and enjoys having security in every aspect of life. They can be very resistant to change, sometimes called stubborn or “bull-headed.” Taurus has a slow and steady approach and pace with almost everything in life, and they are known for having emotional relationships to food, material possessions, and their home, that being another source of comfort. “I have” is the Taurus motto, being the ruler of the second house. Taurus has a soft and consistent, almost stable aura, and in my experience, Taurus natives are just that.
GEMINI: Gemini is adaptable, energetic, and multifaceted. People often say Gemini has multiple personalities, which is almost true, but not in a negative connotation. Geminis have the ability to change and adapt to their surroundings, making them many acquaintances from all walks of life. Gemini natives can sometimes feel detached from others or lonely due to a lack of consistent identity, and this can sometimes make them seem cold or disinterested. Geminis love to learn, and they have sharp intellects, making them great conversationalists. “I think” is the classic Gemini statement.
CANCER: Cancer is emotional, nurturing, and attached. They are creative and sometimes overly ambitious in their ideas and spontaneity. Cancer natives are known for their keen parental instincts and nurturing presence—sometimes referred to as the “mom friend.” Cancer is very sensitive, and feelings tend to come on strong with much depth, making the native's mood quickly and easily changeable. The over-emotional nature can create unsettling situations for them due to imaginary hurt or the tendency to doubt the intentions of others. “I feel” is the casual conversational connection I would make with Cancer.
LEO: Leo is warm, proud, and accommodating. A very ego-driven, passionate, playful, and inviting sign. Leos draw energy from their ego, which is filled by the compliments of others due to the eager service, friendship, and loyalty they consistently provide. They can be vain at times, and rejection and disappointment can send them into melancholy phases, but their optimism is what keeps them shining. They are firm and protective in love and can be prone to feelings of jealousy and inadequacy when self-esteem is low. “I want” is the Leo mantra, reflecting their requirement for the positive affections of others.
VIRGO: Virgo is organized, analytical, and intelligent. Meticulous, critical, and sometimes judgmental, Virgo natives tend to come off as cold and calculating due to their innate ability to notice flaws and perfections in every aspect of life. They carry themselves with modesty in direct relation to the fact that they are their own worst critic at all times. They are practical in their approach to learning and relationships, and they can often seem harsh and fussy due to their strongly opinionated nature. “I analyze” would be Virgo's inner dialogue.
LIBRA: Libra is diplomatic, charming, and balanced. They are known for playing the devil's advocate because of their ability to see situations from all perspectives and have an understanding of them. This trait can make them very indecisive, especially when the definition of justice is concerned. Libra natives crave harmony in every aspect of life, and will go to great lengths to bring peace. Libra is especially concerned with one-on-one relationships, and they love to get to know people on deeper emotional levels. “I balance” is the Libra catchphrase.
SCORPIO: Scorpio is mysterious, intense, and intuitive. A unique aura of power, magnetism, and secrecy surrounds Scorpio natives, and they can be quite intimidating at first glance. They are sometimes known for their controlling, manipulative, and even vindictive tendencies when they feel attacked or insecure, but these traits can also positively mirror as faithful, balanced, and passionate when there are no adversaries. Scorpio secrecy can make it difficult to relate to others on a deeper level because of their intensity and in some cases “darkness.” Therefore, “I wish” a regular part of Scorpio's vocabulary.
SAGITTARIUS: Sagittarius is adventurous, philosophical, and philanthropic. Renowned for their brutal honesty, Sagittarius natives are very up front about their opinions, goals, and perceptions, and this can sometimes come across as harsh, especially when unwarranted. They have a tendency toward inconsistency and superficiality, but this is only because they are very in tune with the tangible senses—they must see to believe in every aspect of life. They have a heart for nature, creatures, and the beauties of the earth. “I see” is the affirmation of Sagittarius.
CAPRICORN: Capricorn is responsible, disciplined, and ambitious. Never has there been a more consistently able sign to set, work toward, and achieve their goals. Capricorns are revered for their work ethic and “tunnel vision” when it comes to an answer or a task. They can be narrow-minded and cold, and can have a “married to their job” complex if they are out of balance. Practicality and logic are working at the forefront of every approach in the Capricorn lifestyle. “I use” is the Capricorn mantra, reflecting their ability to see everything around them as a practical tool for moving through life.
AQUARIUS: Aquarius is rebellious, progressive, and detached. The need to be original, eccentric, and different lives in the heart of the Aquarius native. This leads to their innovative thinking and inventiveness—another expression of originality. They also tend to be very unpredictable and inconsistent in action, affection, and decision making. Aloof and set in their ways, Aquarians are keen on putting distance between themselves and the rest of the world when they are feeling attacked or insecure. However, they have a very humanitarian approach to navigating through life, and ultimately lead others into revolution. “I know” is the key phrase of Aquarius, with all of the hidden knowledge of the eleventh house.
PISCES: Pisces is receptive, compassionate, and imaginative. Often referred to as the martyr of the zodiac, Pisces natives are all willing to suffer for the greater good or the collective “we.” They are aware that we are all connected, and they can be too idealistic at times, becoming wrapped up in the way things “should be,” dreaming of a utopian existence that reflects their kindness and selflessness. Sensitive, psychic, and creative, Pisces natives are determined to draw energy from the collective source and remind mankind that they will return to it. “I believe” is the Pisces key communicative phrase, showing that they not only feel knowledge in the mind but also in the heart.
**Please do not copy/reword my post, this is directly from the heart at http://tumblr.com/thescorpiolibra/ **
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The Signs As Fruits: Part 1/2
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In Depth Slashtrology Part 1
Bo and Vincent
Solid and sensual, Taurus’s delight in all of the beautiful sensations in the world. Hard Working but comfort living. They like what’s theirs to be theirs, and that can include people. They also like taking center stage and being recognized for their abilities, whatever those abilities may be. Naturally inclined towards creativity. It’s easy for them to be organized, responsible, and to keep your money in order. They take their time in all of their endeavors but rest assured that they will get it done. Naturally in tune with the darker sides to their personality, they can make a quick study of other people, though they might come out with a warped scan. Had their lives not panned out how they did, they both would have likely gotten married young due to having their moons in libra, and the natural possessiveness and stability of their taurus suns. Seeing as how their lives did turn out however, it’s likely that they’ve formed a serious codepenedence with each other. Both are likely overly attached to the past, but especially Bo may have put too much stock into being seen as the ‘bad twin’ and as only having an identity as it related to his brother Vincent (It would also function as a good story and cinematic parallel to Carly and Nick). Vincent takes on a different trait displayed by their shared moon: eagerness to be well liked and passive aggressiveness of their moon and venus opposing each other so strongly. They are both incredibly observant and
Something that’s not fully explored is their sexuality, though their moon and venus opposing each other so strongly suggests a tendency for lustful and at least a little clingy. They try not to get too carried away, or well one of them doesn’t. Being open and honest is the key here, even if it might not be your first inclination with them. Spicing up their routine will also be a welcome occurrence to both of them, even if they might give you a little push back at first due to being taurus sun signs. Not especially calm lovers all things considered, but with their other placements they might be more balanced. They need time away from problems to think about them with their Mars being in Sagittarius, they’ll almost always come back they just need their space to sort out their emotions. It’s really not a good thing to keep hammering at an issue with them, because they’ll go from running away to blowing up very quickly. That also goes for wasting their time or resources. The distance between the excitement that a spontaneous, flirty lover and their need for codependency and stability may very well keep them from achieving happiness in their relationships.
Taurus Sun, Libra Moon, Sagittarius Rising. Sun in the 5th house, 7 degree conjunction between sun and saturn, 25 degree sextile between sun and lilith, -178 Opposition between Moon and Venus, Venus in Aries, 20 Trine Venus - Mars, Mars in Sagittarius, Mars in the first house, -6 Square Uranus - Lilith, Aries 5th house
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Astro Notes pt. 👁
🧬 Natives with Saturn in 12th look like they have pretty nice lives but that’s because their struggles are hidden. Their parents may restrict their actions and what they’re capable of earlier on in their lives. It could manifest as little shit like, no games on the weekdays, or having to make a presentation to receive items. The native unknowingly pushes themselves which results in them consistently needing to prove themselves.
🧬 I noticed that Household names tend to have 2+ planets in the 12th house. The 12th house rules Fantasies and Hidden Desires which shows that these celebrities are withdrawing an aspect of themselves while selling you a different story.
🧬 Mars in 7th transits can attract partners who are dominant. The native could want to rush into a relationship or see their love life as a competition during this time. 🎰
🧬 Moon in 6th and 12th could have a health issue that’s affected by their stress levels and immune system.
🧬 Uranus in 3rd, 6th, and 11th house are the type to integrate video games into their everyday life since it provides mental stimulation 👩🏽💻 The ones you play on the Xbox with daily 🦾
🧬 Venus Square Asc. Natives may not like the way they truly present themselves since they feel like they aren’t what they deem as attractive. The could deal with this by adding a corner of their Venus traits into how they present themselves.
Ex. With a Pisces Venus they may try and come off as more innocent and ditzy
With an Aries Venus they may try to incorporate more bold and confident traits into their act
🧬 Taurus MC/ Venus in 10th could be interested in careers that involve finance, beauty, skin, maybe even culinary arts !! Basically any career that shows any stability or satisfies any of their senses.
🧬 Libra Mars are so fucking chill to the point where it can be confusing when it comes to their stance during a debate/argument.
🧬 This isn’t an observation but What house is your mom’s Neptune in and what house is your Neptune in?
🧬 Libra Mercuries or Mercuries with a Libra Degree have such soothing voices, literally the voices you could listen to all day.
🧬 Uranus in 12th natives may seem like normies if you aren’t truly close to them 💀 But once you rock with them all the wild shit spills out. Their actions and what they say can look like a full 180. 🪂
🧬 In Synastry, If your dominant planet is in someone’s 8th house you may see that person as a guilty pleasure 🩸
🧬 Composite Sun in 3rd shows that the relationship revolves around communication and learning new things with each other. A great placement to have with a school buddy 🖊
🧬 Sag Placements may use planning into the future as a form of escapism. It gives us a sense of “Things will get better”. While Pisces may use their imagination or envision a different current as a form of escapism.
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Your Sun Sign vs Your Moon Sign🌗🌞
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Valid question: who would you rather tag team you Lucas and Leon, Leon and Neuer or Lucas and Neuer? If Perez can make no sense so can we.
first of all i like that you validated your own question
second of all ... i had to sleep on this... and my choice ... is lucas and leon........ i think
it’s always gonna be lucas but how do you choose between massive aries whore with a phat ass and nice arms and an aquarius whore with even nicer arms. dilemma of the century
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ARIES SUN GEMINI MOON CANCER RISING
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SAGITTARIUS SUN VIRGO MOON ARIES RISING AQUARIUS VENUS CAPRICORN MERCURY SAGITTARIUS MARS
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