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btnclmrttn · 2 years

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OH MY GODNESS, YOUR PAGE IS A TOTAL BLESSING FOR THE "OPM X READER" TAG 👏👏 LOVE ALL YOUR HC AND THE ASKS TOO!! You're so talented!! I was wondering if I could ask something similar to your latest hc ask? That, instead of a werewolf, it can be like a mystic tiger/cat or something like that? (LOOK, i've been watching lots of funny cat vids and i can't stop imagine like sai or gen holding reader in the mystic tiger/cat form AND READER JUST SCREAMING LIKE: )

Reader: "PUT. ME. DOWWWWNNNN!!!-" ヽ(≧Д≦)ノ

IM LOVING THIS IDEA HOLD ON I GOT U

(aight I'm thinking that the cat form would be about 1/3 of your size, so can be average looking or fucknormus. Also the transformations are intentional)

Mystical Cat Reader

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Saitama

"So...a partner and a pet all in one...okay."

Total cat guy, but that also comes with a price. He's just as much an asshole as the typical cat

If you're chilling as a complete cat he does fuck with you. Lifts you up and carries you to bother you, calls you stinky or related names, over-pets you, all of that

When you're not a cat he'll do the same sometimes just to poke fun at you. When he's doing this though, it's a way of asking if you can be a cat for a while.

Attempts to capture cursed cat photos.

Your contact image on his phone is his pride and joy when it comes to cured cat photos

He plays hide and seek/tag with you when he's super bored. A very fun game, but he takes it seriously. It can be fucking terrifying

Genos

"I don't recognize this breed in my database."

Very much unfazed as usual there's not an ounce of judgement in this boy's soul

As much as the guy is on the internet he knows all about cat memes and he will try to recreate them. He does like long cat

He got a cat photo of you to go viral once it was pretty cool

Is trying to get a lazer pointer installed in him permanently

Owns a cat backpack to take you around with him everywhere he goes. Keeps sneaking you in hero meetings

Saitama had no idea for the longest time you were also the cat and the person he was suspiciously hanging around a lot. Freaked him the fuck out. But he likes you too

Sonic

"Oh...this is news..."

Also like Saitama, just as much an asshole as the typical cat

Has definitely tried the cucumber thing

He does get you nice treats (real, nice meat) and some toys. Has to calm you down with catnip after he messes with you too much

You get even by laying on his clean clothes and getting fuzz all over them.

Has a spray bottle, but only uses it on you when you're human. Thinks it's hilarious until you turn back into a cat and start attacking his ankles

Always combing your fur when he gets the chance. Out of boredom sometimes but to minimize your fuzballs on his shit

When he's having a bad day sometimes he says "give me the cat" then picks you up and holds you, carrying you with him everywhere till he's calm

Garou

I like the idea he met you as a cat first and was really nice to you, let you follow him around and fed you

Upon finding out you weren't fully a cat it did catch him off guard. Eventually he warmed up to you as a person, but he initially thought you were spying on him

"What the fuck?"

He don't really fuck with you at all, actually. He's very nice and sweet towards you

When you're a full person it's different. He's always teasing you and calls you Kitty instead of your real name for the most part

Doesn't treat you any differently compared to your cat form. He still brings you food and always asks if you're coming along with him (aside from his personal missions)

Doesn't need a cat backpack you're a shoulder cat for him

Likes it when you sleep with him as a cat when he's sick or recovering. Less body weight and heat, equal cuddles

#one punch man #opm #opm x reader #saitama #genos #speed o sound sonic #sos sonic #garou #anime #saitama x reader #genos x reader #sos sonic x reader #garou x reader #caped baldy #opm headcanons #hcs #blonde cyborg #the four horseman of opm

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youareunbearable · 9 months

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Was just reading your work and imagined a Maglor with the hobbits but it’s also your Pokemon au as well how do you think miriel absol would think about him being this close all along

Oh thank you for reading my ficlets! Im glad you liked them!! 💜💜💜

Personally, I think she knows. Being a pokemon that is so intuned to Maglor’s singing, through vibrations in the Music or something, and since Elrond lets her and Halda just roam (they're outside pets basically, even if Elrond would like them to spend more time in Rivendell proper with him) and it isn't weird of she strays for a couple of days, or follows Elrond’s twins on a hunt of theyre going west.

She stays by the rivers, close to the Brandywine and a Vaporeon will emerge to gossip with her. He'll tell her about how things are going with Maglor, and at first they're dreadful, but over the years and decades the news will become lighter until they are laughing at tales of Old Maggie Took.

Shes pleased, with Maglor’s healing. She grieves a little wishing Maedhros could have had the chance to heal with his brother as Halda dreams of when the Absol shares the news with the Zoroark. But well, maybe its for the best. She tries to lead Elrond’s sons to Hobbiton more than once, but the little beings think its such a fun game to play keep away with the elves that she hardly bothers anymore. Maglor is happy, and she tries her best to inform Elrond of that, so he's happy as he can be too.

Its only on one visit, well into the third millenia of the 3rd Age when she feels it. Her skin crawls and her fur stands on edge, something she's never felt on the edges of the Shire before, even when she travels through or past those haunted hills of the former Human Kingdoms. This is a different type of evil, a pure type she hasn't felt in Ages, last on the battlefield that shattered Kunyar and made the ghost pokemon dormant. She races into the Shire for the first time, not caring who sees her as she tracks the source of the Evil.

Soon, she crests a small hill, perching on top of a little hobbit hole, a light growl escaping her teeth and she glares down, down at the little being with something so FOUL in his pocket.

"My Goodness!" The little being gasps, hands inching towards his hip where a sword might be if he carried one on him. He trembled in his garden, realizing he has nowhere to run if she left at him.

And she could, she could jump and rip that nasty little thing in his pocket right off him, run it back to Elrond and Halda for they'll know what to do with the Ring.

But before she could do anything, a large Corviknight screamsbpopping out of the little wooden ball that Mortals like to keep their pokemon in. He roars and flaps his giant wings, furious at her for threatening HIS former master's dear Burglar. She could take this silly bird, but she won't. Before she can lunge with a fire fang, out of the corner of her eye she spots a Vaporeon dashing out from the river behind this hobbit hole.

"Stop!" He cries, "What are you doing you can't attack Bilbo! Hes done nothing wrong!"

The Absol shakes off the pleading, standing tall and knowing all eyes are on her, hobbit, pokemon, and even a single Elf gaze, shocked and stunned at seeing her for the first time in over 6 thousand years.

"Hear me!" She calls, knowing that only the pokemon can understand her words, but watching the Hobbits flinch away from her cry. "Hear me because I feel a great evil in this land! A discordant note in the Song and it resides in the shape of a ring in his pocket." She turns to peer at the hobbit, at Bilbo, from around the Corviknight. The hobbit shrinks behind the large pokemon. "That ring will bring downfall and doom! Beware!"

With that, and a fleeting glance towards Maglor once more, drinking in his healthy glow and well dressed, if strange, appearance, then bounds back to Rivendell.

Halda needs to know about this maybe she can speak to Elrond and warn him.

#silmarillion #silm fic #maglor #pokemon!au #maglor in the shire #bilbo baggins #amber rambles #ask #asks #lotr #thanks for thr ask!!! i hope this answers some of your question and was fun to read

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meatriarch · 3 months

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brief descriptions on maria's aliases in cc / nosy ♡

dolores.

maria's more subdued, soft, docile persona. one of her primary lures. dolores acts as a way to entice targets who are looking for someone they think is easy to control or influence. submissive and eager to go along with whatever they want really, dolores as a persona is maria's way of gauging and pulling very strong, very cocky, very frankly stupid victims into going someplace secluded with her - and into the hunting grounds of her two scary guard dogs to have fun with. she's the persona, alongside aurelia, that brings victims into back alleys, back to a designated place on the sawyer-hewitt property, to decoy houses / buildings, or to specific fields or stops where its been established earlier in the night with johnny ( & lee ) that she will get them to, for them to meet there. dolores is that sweet, softer, doe-eyed side of maria really being coaxed out in order to quite literally throw someone to the wolves. dolores is symbolized by lambs / sheep, also to come across in a softer light to those who interact with her and fall victim, for other unassuming creature to take you by the hand, frolicking out into open field, unknowingly being circled by predators hidden in the grass around them. nickname : dolly.

aurelia.

more of a push into maria's more bubbly self, aurelia's more of that out-there, perky, sunshine-incarnate type persona that draws people attention. she's all smiles, all touchy, PDA at max. she's also that more kinda ditzy personality, too, if she feels her target likes it. she'll play heavily into the 'oh please keep talking i am SO interested in what youre saying!! omg no really you do all that??? wow you're so strong / so smart / etc' type of person, showering with compliments. definitely more of the persona for those kinds of people who LOVE talking about themselves and making themselves seem more important / tougher / etc than they really are. aurelia works as another lure because she's the type that'll convince targets to drink and drink and drink, or pull them off to dance with her, let them get handsy, let them think they have a shot. aurelia is symbolized by rabbits / bunnies, cute and sweet little prey animal, unassuming. one that lets you give chase, until you find yourself inches from wolves' widened jaws. nickname : lia.

rosa.

not as much of a lure than more utilized when maria's working alone, but rosa works to get targets alone and vulnerable. she's flirty, handsy, siren eyed rather than doe. truly come fuck me eyes. its the persona to let her explore things on a more sexual note, but its also the one where after things are said and done and theres a body on the floor, she wants to reaffirm her devotion to the scary dog(s) more - like a very, get this fuckers' scent off of me right now and put yours all over me instead kinda thing, if you will. but its also very much, i get to toy around with them a little more, be teasing, be mean. very hey heres your body let me snap a picture with you gh.ostface style ♡ its more of her violent side that comes out, because its really one of the personas where she gets to really disarm people - from being flirtatious to im stabbing you to im sinking my teeth in your neck and ripping at you rather than it being a simple love bite. still uses rosa, though regardless if working alone or with the scary dog(s). rosa's symbolized by both butterflies & moths, metamorphosis from maria into territory she was never all that comfortable in before. its exploration of a different side - both sexual and violent. its the specific kinds, of mourning cloak butterfly, of death's-head hawkmoths, of black witch moths, with meanings of change, of rebirths, and of death or misfortune. nickname : typical pet names one gives a one-night-stand.

magdalena.

in a sense, magdalena's come to be a persona by several factors, and its more of her long game, lone wolf type. its more of maria taking influence from not only johnny by also nancy, in routes where she ( & lee ) are accepted by her into the family. its getting a lil more personal with her targets, earning their trust over a longer timeframe. befriending them even. its more of her wolf coming out - where one one side, magdalena comes across as a typical neighbor, someone who bakes you things and brings it over unprompted ( sometimes we get silly and slow-poison them! c: ) esp during rough times - similar to how nancy works. its the slowburn of growing closer to them, earning trust, being let into their lives, just to one day down the line rip that security out from under them, turn their homes into a bloodbath really. magdalena's more of that, mercy doesnt exist in this body, morality doesnt exist, theres an anger and a hatred and a coldness to the world thats been dormant in these bones like the old gods who sleep for millennia hidden among us like mountain ranges. while physically maria isn't nearly on the same levels as johnny or leland, i'd argue magdalena's by far her more brutal and unhinged persona in that she'll not only make an absolute mess out of her target, but will also prolong things at times - make it last hours, if she can manage, if they stay alive long enough. magdalena is also moreso in swing post-acceptance by nancy, meaning the likelihood that she's been taught how to use the same types of ability, the possession, the hallucinations, is very high. magdalena's symbolized by wolf peering out from under sheepskin. nicknames : lena.

#the dires aliases always got me chinhandsing frankly. get to be silly & cute & sexy with the corruption arcs uwu ♡#[ ♡ ] ── * maria f. / 𝘭𝘰𝘳𝘦.#[ ♡ ] ── * study.#[ 𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘴𝘦. ] ── * cold case.#[ 𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘴𝘦. ] ── * no one saved you.#[ ♡ ] ── * dolores. / 𝘮𝘢𝘳𝘪𝘢 𝘢𝘭𝘪𝘢𝘴.#[ ♡ ] ── * aurelia. / 𝘮𝘢𝘳𝘪𝘢 𝘢𝘭𝘪𝘢𝘴.#[ ♡ ] ── * rosa. / 𝘮𝘢𝘳𝘪𝘢 𝘢𝘭𝘪𝘢𝘴.#[ ♡ ] ── * magdalena. / 𝘮𝘢𝘳𝘪𝘢 𝘢𝘭𝘪𝘢𝘴.

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meatriarchived · 4 months

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thinking very big on maria's aliases at the moment so,

dolores.

aurelia.

rosa.

magdalena.

in a sense, magdalena's come to be a persona by several factors, and its more of her long game, lone wolf type. its a combination of something in her snapping from her reunion with donnie ( being told 'i love you' when you were left for dead, buried and otherwise forgotten about is mm, esp when compared to the love that had been shown in the years since. ) and its more of maria taking influence from not only johnny by also nancy, in routes where she ( & lee ) are accepted by her into the family. its getting a lil more personal with her targets, earning their trust over a longer timeframe. befriending them even. its more of her wolf coming out - where one one side, magdalena comes across as a typical neighbor, someone who bakes you things and brings it over unprompted ( sometimes we get silly and slow-poison them c: ) esp during rough times - similar to how nancy works. its the slowburn of growing closer to them, earning trust, being let into their lives, just to one day down the line rip that security out from under them, turn their homes into a bloodbath really. magdalena's more of that, mercy doesnt exist in this body, morality doesnt exist, theres an anger and a hatred and a coldness to the world thats been dormant in these bones like the old gods who sleep for millennia hidden among us like mountain ranges. while physically maria isn't nearly on the same levels as johnny or leland, i'd argue magdalena's by far her more brutal and unhinged persona in that she'll not only make an absolute mess out of her target, but will also prolong things at times - make it last hours, if she can manage, if they stay alive long enough. magdalena is also moreso in swing post-acceptance by nancy, meaning the likelihood that she's been taught how to use the same types of ability, the possession, the hallucinations, is very high. magdalena's symbolized by wolf peering out from under sheepskin. nicknames : lena.

#like general warning i guess for the usual dire au situations-#but some more insight on each of maria's aliases & the personas attached to them c:#which truly - theyre all just shades of herself. but its sometimes just fun and silly and sexy to come up w a lil character to play as #[ mf ] ── * 𝐇𝐂 / 𝐋𝐎𝐑𝐄. { maria. }

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yearning-gay · 2 years

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I wanna watch you play your video game, naked from the waist down with that clothespin on your hard dick, and only allow you to keep your hands on your controller. Whenever you do good in the game, or you do something cool that I like in the game, I'm gonna reach over and give your clothespin a good jostle. "Good boy! You did so well!" Then go back to simply watching you squirm and whine. "Go on then, keep playing. If you beat this next part maybe I'll let you cum!" I never let you cum. I keep edging and edging you until your head is mushy and you can't focus anymore and you're begging me to let you cum. "Aww you poor thing. You've been doing so well for me." So I stick my fingers in your hole and jostle the clothespin around with my other hand. You're writhing and whining and begging so good for me. I fuck you with my fingers, your juices soaking my hand and say, "Cum for me, that's a good pet. Cum all over Daddy's hand." And when you do I watch the clothespin jerk around as your dick throbs in climax. Fuck you're so hot. I take my fingers out of your hole and lick my hand clean of your wetness, then lean down over you, slumped in the chair, and kiss you deep so you know what you taste like. "That was a fun game now wasn't it?"

Ahh I forgot to sign off that ask 😅😅😅 could you tag it 🦌 ? 😘

ohhhh oh my god daddy please 😳 the way my performance would start dropping over time as it gets harder and harder to focus, and it only makes me more frustrated when all i want is to be touched... and dripping all over my seat like a slut from all that edging and teasing, feeling the throb of my dick constantly, and still trying to pay attention to the game because i want to be good for you im ajdkelw please i want this so bad 🥺💞

#asks #🦌#im even needier now fuckkkk

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firebuug · 1 year

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dont mind me 73662516284 julie oc thoughts at (checks watch) 1 am again

im very tired but i thout about julian earlier and i think itd be really fun to explore the fact that ingame julian is really just a clone of the original dead julie. like inmy game my employee julian died but i couldnt mem rep him back so i just remade him exactly the same but slightly different except nobody (not even i) will ever know what the original looks like bc hes been lost to time and poor record keeping

and i think itd be a fucking horrifying realization for anyone in-universe to learn that they used to be close with and work alingside a julian slightly different from the one they know today but that julian is dead and forever lost in time. how the hell would julian react finding out he isnt the real him and hes just a hurried copy made after the memory of the original julian had faded. like this isnt 100% canon but it is fun to think about

i feel like post-lobcorp he’d want to dive deeper into his origins and resurrection since it was kinda glossed over How the manager brought him back, so while tackling amaller projects and finishing his lcorp project he’d start working on unearthing that as a private personal project. i think through enough poking and prodding in that area hed eventually be bound to find records of him being a copy of his own corpse or of there being different timelines and the dead julie is from one slightly different than theirs

i think hed become even more intensely invested after recovering from the shock of That and get back to obsessing over uncovering more and more with each new report and article and paper until his husbands have to yank him back by the scruff and go UR DONE PLEASE WORK ON YOUR OTHER PROJECTS AND TAKE A BREAK THE HUMAN MIND IS NOT SUPPOSED TO BE TAKING THIS MUCH WHITE DAMAGE ‼️‼️‼️ and after listening to them and taking a fat break hes like oh jesus fuck yeah thats nightmarish. i think ill go outside and walk in the park and pet dogs and regain my sense of humanity again before i start writing my own case study. and once he gets unhusked he’ll put together the most bizarre most passionate self-case study the local paper will ever see

i love post lcorp julie because he gets super invested into the shit he cares about and will write pages upon pages of the most fucked up shit. he gets his nose in business he shouldnt be sticking it in and comes out with a new article to submit to the local Fuck The Wings zine. hes sticking it to the man by revealing all the darkest secrets of the man but only a few people will ever know bc he never puts it in mainstream papers lest he be assassinated by the government or something

tl;dr - if julie ever finds out hes a mandela effect bernstein vs bernstain alternate julian hes not gonna be normal about it but then will proceed to be weirdly normal about it in a julie style way by ripping into internal documents and scientific conspiracy papers and writing an essay about it. and i dont know how anyone else would react but eva can mourn and have the worlds worst reality check and go back to shoving that aside with all the other woes and lay with his weird dimensional time and space boyfriend for 292783949567 hours until he forgets about it

#txt #ocs #slamming this here bc . uh. sweats. recordkeeping. idk. julie lore #julian #ask to tag #unreality tw #just in case? i do know that thinking about alternate timelines and universes even when in fiction can be uhhh. umm. Bad #i tried putting myself in their shoes and force ejected myself because it was too mind breaky #rambles #eva

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commander-gloryforge · 1 year

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okay my actual opinion on the new patch

Spoiler free version:

AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

i LOVE the map, it looks beautiful, it's fun to navigate, i really adore it

oouughhhh ouch

meta is really fun. i say this because i got an ascended drop on my second run

okay now onto the spoilers <3

the first instance alone? best update ever. i got an ACHIEVEMENT FOR PETTING CATS!!! honestly it was just a really nice story step starting slow and silly and i got to throw cofetti at rama which makes me happy :)

"Friends detective agency" starts crying

also I'm SO GLAD we're getting Yao back, i love them so much. I'm a simply man. In Love With Yao.

i already said this but the map is absolutely insane. the air filter system is pretty cool. THE COLOURS??? with the VOID-ISH MAGIC? hello. its so fucking cool

demons and onis and jade and fucked up mind games and HOLY SHIT i love the themes we are getting into. it's so spooky and cool and honestly i absolutely fucking love this direction.

when i first heard almorras voice? AAUGHAGAHAG OUZGHHH

i love when they pull up my dead friends to torment me. i love it so much. sorry about that commander but holy fuck i love it. im really glad they chose almorra for this too.

voice acting was so good oh god. every part of the story i think to myself "the commander cant sound any more tired than she already is" and then BOOM she hits a new low.

meta is really fun and has a lot of replayability in my opinion! plus it actually really does pay off. i already said that but i got an ascended drop on my second run on na, i think i wanna aim for another one on eu

speaking of meta. theres one rama voice line that has burnt itself into my brain. SMASH IT! HARDER! HARDER!

rama my babygirl. sopping wet beast. i love you

ALL IN ALL. i really loved this patch. story content, events, map, all amazing. BUT it was way too short. i'm very unsure about this new cycle and the time between releases. i feel like the story was too short and just didnt have enough stuff in it to justify a 3 month long wait. it wouldve been perfectly fine if the wait was around a month or so but this kind of isnt enough? even though i do think the meta will keep me busy for a while, this just isnt really enough?

i do hope they find something that works better for us players as well. i think this was a great start into this new story content but knowing that'll take such a long time until the next part kind of hurts it.

anyways eating emote when

#dios wisdom #eod spoilers

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findinghomes · 1 year

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ask game :o

“Do you have any tips for getting better at the game?” Dream read from the chat. He gave a soft chuckle. “Well, I would say don’t play it. At all. Just give up now. That’ll make you better.”

George liked the way Dream laughed at his own joke. He could see Dream doing that over texts, too.

“No, but seriously, I would say just practice. I don’t know, um.” He chuckled again. “That’s what I did at least.”

That night, George fell asleep to the noises of a keyboard and the short monologues of a stranger now with an entire space in his brain.

crafter6996: i saw your stream last night

dream: oh yeah?

dream: what’d you think?

crafter6996: you ramble a lot

dream: you can say hi next time

crafter6996: why did you assume there’s a next time

dream: just say hi idiot

crafter6996: no

crafter6996: idiot

The next time George watched Dream’s stream, he told himself he wouldn’t say hi.

It was the principle of it. If he couldn’t keep his friend on his toes, who else would?

this scene had me CACKLING i want any and all details :)

Okay so this got super super long, so viewer discretion is advised:

Hi Crow!!!! Okay so this scene was one of my favorites to write. I actually wrote the first two and a half chapters of The Invisible Life in about two or three days. A little bit further after this excerpt is where I stopped and then I finished the third chapter like three weeks later. Haha oops. But! This was one of my favorites because it’s finally when Dream and George get to interact. The first couple chapters were leading up to this exact point…and then I delayed it for a few weeks.

My thought process when writing this was that I wanted to show that a bond had already formed between them in the space between the second and third chapters, but I also didn’t want to rush it, even if I was actually trying to rush it so I didn’t end up with a 500k slow burn. Additionally! (and I think the hardest for me) I wanted to also show the effects of both of them hearing each other’s voices for the first time as a contrast between them texting for the first time AND as a parallel to Dream’s real life face reveal.

The part before the cut is the first time George ever hears Dream, but it’s also a little one-sided because George now knows more about Dream than Dream knows about him. As the token mysterious immortal being™️, this goes with his current character development. But also at the same time, you can see him start to invite someone else into his life for the first time.

The text break was just fun. Crafter6996, my beloved. I like to think that the person George stole all of the login info from is just vibing. Maybe crafter6996 is just stickyboy69 in another life. Who knows? On a (somewhat) more authorly note, I wanted the text break to show a little bit more of George’s changes, so he’s the one who texts first, sends more texts than Dream, and responds back with a pet name (even if Dream started it first). You can still see some hesitation, but you can also see some trust building. Also, I just love breaks in the narrative that move it along while also announcing HEY IM MOVING SCENES NOW. And my favorite kind of humor is when something describes one thing in perfect detail (George telling himself he will not talk to Dream) and then skipping ahead to when he does that exact thing (talking to Dream). I’m really glad that you also enjoyed the humor of the scene :D. I’m always so scared when writing humorous things/banter that it’ll fall flat because I think something’s funny when it’s actually not, so thank you for also laughing with (at) me!

I genuinely love writing The Invisible Life, and I’ve been so overwhelmed by the amount of people who love and interact with it too (I’ve even seen tags from a person saying they don’t ship dnf but like the story—this made me cackle). This fic was just kind of me messing around with being more spontaneous and less over-thinking. I’m a huge huge perfectionist, and that’s why I’ve never written fanfic until now despite writing my entire life because I was too scared of getting everything wrong. So, I thought, why not combine an au of mc YouTubers/streamers and a book with super complicated rules on immortality and demonic deals and make my own rules/world, because obviously that is easier than literally anything else I could’ve chosen. But yeah, The Invisible Life is the story that I don’t have to overthink. That means that I don’t really edit it as much as my other fics so honestly it may end up as a hot mess (I promise I do have plans™️ though), but maybe that’s the best way to be. (Or at least that’s what I keep telling myself. Please don’t tell me otherwise. I may cry. It’ll be ugly.)

So, um, this turned out very long and I probably could’ve gone on for much longer because TIL dnf mean the world to me. I really appreciate you picking the scene and asking about it!!! I like to think of you as my first and loudest cheerleader for TIL, so thank you so much :D

#sorry the english major in me popped out #this was really fun #thank you again!!!!!#finn answers #finn rambles

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angeldahlias · 2 years

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For the sleepover thing imma give you a description of myself for a ship-

Mha obviously- I'm bi and my preference switches up but rn its male. I'm like 5 foot 3 inches, pink and black hair thats down to my shoulders (wanna dye it all black tho), hazel eyes (one actually has a lil brown spot on it i love it-) and im pretty petite and small-

Personality wise, im really shy until i get comfy around people but then im really sarcastic- and im very awkward when it comes to comforting in real life but im good at it online- in real life i prefer to comfort with physical stuff and im pretty sure physical touch is my love language cuz i love holding hands, cuddling, etc. (i even randomly poke people a lot-) and i like to write, go shopping, bake/cook, watch netflix, read and annotate books and play video games like pokemon and minecraft- i like making cute tik toks and posts about people im dating- im also really really clingy like i wanna be talking 24/7-

My kinks are a lot- im a sub for the most part im open to anything besides scat, vomit, fire stuff, and like really hard hitting like whipping and stuff like that- but my fave kinks are prolly a mix of praise and degradation, overstim, pet play (puppy specifially-) and uhhh idk anything ive wrote about really- oh i also have a thing for threesomes like mmmmm

Anyways- I hope thats enough and if you have any questions then just ask :)) Also if you dont get to this then thats totally okay too!! Make sure you take care of yourself lovely <333

hi honey!!! first of all i have now learned more about how similar we are which is hella swag, but obviously we’re not here to ship you with me.

i ship you with…

shoto todoroki!

i wasn’t about to be obvious and ship you with eiji because i don’t think there’s any point in that y’know? so let’s get into it. starting off i wanna say that he’d LOVE being taller than you! i know in canon he’s just over 5’9” but fuck that, he’s like 5’11” mans is tall! he thinks it’s so cute how small you are, and he always makes sure he has an arm around you to keep you safe.

you guys have similar personalities which makes you a really good match because you can just bounce off each other and you’re always comfortable just chilling together. he doesn’t really know how to show that he loves you (childhood trauma lol), but his love language is quality time, and if you wanna include physical touch into that he’s more than happy to oblige. if you’re out or moving around he’s holding your hand, and if you’re just sitting and chilling he’s got you on his lap and he doesn’t mind just doing his own thing while you do yours, as long as the two of you are together. i also just wanna say that i think he annotates his book too, but not in like a super methodical way. he doesn’t go all out with tabs and highlighters and things like that, but he likes to write in his books and dog ear the pages when he wants to remember something.

now i haven’t read todoroki in a while, however mans is clearly a dom. he’s not super sadistic, but he absolutely loves to tie you up and give you whatever you want. he’s a service dom, just lives to make you happy. sure if you’re being a brat he won’t hesitate to make sure you know your place, but he makes sure that punishments are fun for both of you before he goes back to pleasuring you. he won’t even think about himself until he’s absolutely sure that you’re happy and satisfied. he loves overstimulation, cause he just wants to make you happy y’know? wants you to have the ultimate pleasure. also he’s def into threesomes, he doesn’t really have problems with sharing you in the bedroom as long as he’s there too because as long as you’re happy then he’s happy.

dahlia’s 50 follower sleepover

#oof forgot how much i love sho #shoto todoroki #jj #dahlia’s 50 follower sleepover #dahlia answers

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mm thinking about just being really soft with my puppy. with today being a lazy day, I could spend time just holding you in my lap, cuddling my puppy like a little stuffed animal. running my fingers through your hair and kissing your neck and just being so gentle. I want my highness to be able to completely relax in the comfort of his knight's embrace. I'd love to just praise you and tell you how cute you are, how sleepy you look, how much I enjoy spending time with you like this. I could make a game out of learning which pet names get you the most relaxed. I could call you my little bunny dog, my sweetheart, my star boy. and, of course, you get all flustered and call me mean and a bully. and, as always, I've got a way to make you quiet. pressing my fingers on your tongue and keeping your mouth busy. pushing them farther and farther down your throat the more you attempt to protest so you learn pretty quickly to just let me have my fun, that the faster you stop fighting, the longer you can enjoy all the things I do to you. but at the same time, you make such cute noises when you're being difficult, whining and squirming and having a hard time speaking. not that you're supposed to speak, because that requires thinking and you, my pretty boy, aren't meant to be doing much of that at all, are you? I'm just looking out for you, doing what's best for my darling princey, because I know that using your little doggy brain is just too much sometimes. but you wont let me have my way so easily, would you? my dear highness is always so stubborn. to fight back, you could pull away, push me, or even bite your royal knight in an attempt to save face. but if you tried that, I would take advantage of our size difference and hold you still while I kiss you hard, refusing you any sort of movement until you stand down and submit to me. and when you do, I'd reward you with soft neck kisses and murmurs of how you're such a good toy, your highness. wandering hands that sneak their way under clothes and onto sensitive areas. figuring out your favorite things and combining them to make you as needy as possible. and because this is meant to be calming for you, it'd be a crime to torture you with edging, so I continue despite your warnings of impending release. but the thing is, I don't stop after that. this is meant to be relaxing, right? and what better to get you nice and sleepy than cumming over and over, until you can't anymore. and the best part is that the more orgasms I can coax out of you, the weaker you'll be and the harder of a time you'll have resisting my touch. wouldn't that be just so cute, your highness?

-🌹

finally getting through my asks mmMM my rosee my knighttt you. i cant even say mean because this one is so nice and gentle wawawa... wa... oh to spend a lazy day with you hehe. how is this one so mean (a little) and yet so sweet

my brain is so sleepy i cannot WORDS today so its like. so short im so sorry but this one has been in the asks for a while and waaah aawawa... this one is so so so so good ... melting so much for the concept of being pampered and praised and called so many sweet pet names !!! ofc id try and make a fuss about it at first because. its a little embarrassing..!! but would not take too long for me to get relaxed ... so soft and sleepy and calm that i don't even need to struggle all that much...

hiding my face in the pillows i cannot resist... giving in and submitting a little quicker than usual because. how am i supposed to resist when you're being so good to me ... im so spoiled !!! letting you do as you please because it's just so good and relaxing, clinging onto you all cute and needy as you let your hands wander and touching all over my sensitive spots ... waaa

wahh. but also. too relaxing ... honestly i get sleepy after just one i might end up falling asleep on you after multiple... completely a mess and totally asleep in your arms . (yknow. cute and defenseless just saying)... but i know my loyalest bravest knight would take good care of me if that were the case :3 so its alright :3

#asks..?!?!?!#🌹 anon #whining a littl..... this one was rlly nice. melted into a puddle #lazy snuggly cuddly days that turn into more !!! yeAAA!!#ive been. extra extra sleepy so i cannot think of words to this one but its SO good rolling around on the floor awawaaa thank you...

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peachesandmilktea · 3 years

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“I probably won’t write it unless someone requests it but IMAGINE him fucking you while the two of you are watching your friends die through the game’s cameras djdbkdnd just the *angst* and *filth* of it all hehe”

BESTIE IM REQUESTING IT

Squid Game AU - Masked!Shinso x Player!Reader

Part 1.

Squid Game AU Masterlist.

TW: Noncon Smut, Yandere, Shinso is Mean, This is Filthy, Mention of Violence and Murder (in the context of the games).

They’re all insects to him, you know. Miserable beings that he can crush under the sole of his boot, only existing so that they can entertain him a bit.

And that’s exactly what you are, too.

Or just a bit more than that, maybe. His Kitten, his pet, his fucktoy. The one he uses when he wants to have some fun or blow out some steam. The one he likes to play with, abuse mercilessly and yet still kiss with uncharacteristic gentleness whenever he’s done.

It doesn’t help that he’s so pretty, his features so elegant they seem carved by the most skillful artist. It doesn’t help that having seen his face means that your fate is sealed and that you’ll either die or be his forever.

It doesn’t help that sometimes, you want to give in.

“So, Kitten. Aren’t you glad you’re mine now?”

He asks while your friends are fighting for their lives in a too-violent tug of war game. Blood coats the floor in the playroom you’re watching through the television screen, just like blood would coat his hands, too, if he hadn’t washed them so carefully before curling his fingers around your throat.

Another mark of ownership, like the collar he likes to keep around your neck whenever he doesn’t feel like replacing it by his cruel, murderous hands.

One of your tears falls on his wrist, and he scoffs.

“Hey, don’t cry. It only makes me want to kill even more of them.”

Maybe you wouldn’t cry if you weren’t seated in the lap of the man who stole your life away to make you his pet, maybe you wouldn’t cry if he didn’t keep killing and killing and killing every person you’ve got to know in this god-forsaken game, and maybe you wouldn’t cry if you couldn’t feel his cock twitching inside you at every death you witness on the screen.

They’re all insects to him, you know. Miserable beings that he can crush under the sole of his boot, only existing so that they can entertain him a bit.

That’s exactly what you are, too.

It doesn’t help that sometimes, you want to give in.

He leaves a soft kiss on the back of your neck, his warm breath tickling the skin of your collarbone until shivers are running down your spine, icy and hot at the same time.

“Oh, isn’t that the girl who lent you her lighter for that game you cheated at?”

His lean fingers are on your chin, raising it until you’re forced to look at the screen.

“She snitched on you, you know. Right after using it herself.”

Even more tears pool in your eyes, making everything look blurry. He must feel the unspoken question lingering on your lips, because he scoffs, a pretty, low sound.

“I didn’t take her because I only wanted you. And, isn’t it more fun to see her die this way?”

He makes you yelp with a violent stroke of his hips, tearing through your walls as he settles even deeper inside you. His voice sounds almost amused as he murmurs, right in your ear:

“She’ll lose. I had her placed on the slippery side. Let’s watch her fall together.”

This is more than you can handle.

“N-no, I don’t want to, please.”

He laughs, a cruel, mean, evil laugh while his fingers snake around your throat once again, bending you down in front of the tall screens just so that he can force you to watch her demise while ravishing you as he wishes.

“Watch,” he orders, firm and merciless. “I’ll kill more of them if you don’t.”

And so you keep your eyes open as he fucks into you rough and hard, and you watch her fall and fall and fall, Shinso’s fingers stroking you just skillfully enough to make you come undone around him when she breaks her neck on the ground below.

That’s enough to make him topple over the edge of his own orgasm, and he comes with a groan, painting your walls white.

A soft sight. A gentle stroke of his fingers on your shivering arm. You can feel him smile against the back of your neck when he kisses the clammy skin there, once, then twice.

“There’s my sweet little Kitten. That wasn’t so hard now, was it? She got what she deserved. I always knew she’d bring you nothing but trouble, and look where she got you.”

He pulls you to him, and you’re back in his lap, cradled in his warm, strong embrace.

“After all, why do you think I slipped that lighter in her pocket in the first place?”

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I initially started this one with the intention to put Deku into the mix in the end (in relation to this request I got: masked shinso holding player reader's legs open for masked deku) but it got too long so Deku will be there in the next part hehe. If you have any kinks you want me to use with them just tell me!!

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imagines-mha · 3 years

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⭒ haikyuu x exam season ⭒

Daichi- when i say he is the MOODIEST person when studying. It’s all fun and games until you interrupt him one too many times and he fucking explodes. Needs 2 chill

Suga- his goal in life is to be an aesthetic studyblr like this man will go and get iced coffee, order the prettiest stationary and then spend 20 minutes organising it for his instagram. As for ACTUALLY studying? He’s amazing at it. Literally the person we all aspire to be

Asahi- anxiety crams before tests. He does more than like 70% of his classmates but is always convinced he’s fallen behind on everything. Cries a LOT when he doesnt understand smth

Noya- another one who cries only he does it SO easily. Personally victimised by anything past question 1. Gets literally everyone to do his work for him

Tanaka- tries so hard he really really does. His handwriting is a mess and his notes look like something a 7 year old would do. Gets everything wrong but doesnt let it stop him

Ennoshita- did someone say pretentious straight A student??? Offers to help his friends just so he can flex his pretty notes and intelligence. Seems like he has everything under control but really? He cries like once a night in the lead up to exams

Kageyama- he doesnt have any room for anything in his head that isnt volleyball. Hes hopeless

Hinata- LACKS COMMON SENSE SO BAD. He’ll finally understand EVERYTHING but write the answer in the wrong place or leave out a decimal place in the exam. Stupidest mistakes

Tsukishima- he sticks to a study schedule like what? Who tf sticks to a schedule? Doesnt like to flaunt his grades around anyone who isnt hinata and kageyama, but akiteru and his mom are 100% the type to post his grades all over facebook like “so proud of my son !!!!!!”

Yamaguchi- the king of saying he hasn’t done much for exams, but then stays up every night til 2am studying. He HATES people having any expectations of him so keeps all his preparation secret lmao.

Kuroo- hes smart and he flaunts it so bad. 100% a teacher's pet, especially for science. Around exam season he lives in the library. Motivates kenma to study with him too tho hes so supportive

Kenma- hes naturally smart, which is like 70% of the reason his grades are good bc he does NOT study. Leaves it all to the night before/ when hes with his friends in the library but other than that nope he doesnt have energy

Lev- doesn't fully register he’s taking a test until he’s 3 questions in and hasn’t written a single word. Then he starts panicking.

Bokuto- he goes through the 5 stages of grief every single time he has to study. Gets frustrated as hell when he cant understand something, gets distracted by everything, a mess. Always leads to him slamming his textbook shut and sulking for an hour

Akaashi- the only one in fukurodani who actually spreads his studying out over the year so he doesnt have to cram. He has pretty notes and diagrams but still gets so stressed smh

Konoha- “yeah ill study in ten minutes” *cue him 6 hours later only starting* studies mostly at night and doesnt care about grades , yet still manages to score really good on every test

Oikawa- if this man is anything he’s dedicated. Actually finds balance between volleyball and studying when exam season’s in full swing, but that doesnt mean he still doesnt overwork himself. Surviving on 40 minutes of sleep and coffee lmao

Mattsun- doesn’t take school seriously at all. Hes like “who cares im gonna die one day” “if i dont know it now ill never know it”. So fucking chill

Makki- tries to be like issei so bad but it fails every time. He’s like “yeah who cares about biology anyway lmao”. He is a liar. He cried for 2 hours over biology last night smh. Biology is actually his number one care.

Iwa- naturally smart and follows a routine. The only healthy studier in seijoh tbh. Motivates his friends so much though hes the only reason mattsun and makki pass smh

Ushijima- sounds pretentious but he doesnt mean it. The worst person to study with because hes so naturally smart and makes everyone feel stupid. Hes like “how do you not understand this? Its easy?”

Tendou- hes so average when it comes to studying i cant even explain it. He goes home and studies, has dinner, watches some anime and studies a little more, then just goes to bed? Never overly concerned about it but hes the best for calming nerves. Makes you really believe things will be okay

Goshiki- CHRONIC WORRIER OH MY GOD. definitely gets the shakes before an exam and almost has a fuckin panic attack every single time, never feels prepared but he really is. Needs tendou for emotional support

Atsumu- too confident in his abilities lmao. He’s like “yeah ive got this i totally know it” then acts shocked and appalled when he fails. Thinks he’s the main character, therefore he HAS to pass. He’s not. And he never learns.

Osamu- the slightly smarter twin yet still not exceptional in any way. Doesnt really care about grades, he knows there’s more to life but still studies enough to pass

Kita- hello mr “whats a failing grade”. Never stresses and never fails. Actually the top of his class in basically everything. Manages to study and still find time for hobbies.

Aone- i am convinced a hug from him would get me through exam season every single year. Another person who just? Doesnt stress? Follows a routine and doesnt mind if he doesnt know something in the test. wow

Futakuchi- “i dont care about exams at all fuck them” *gets 53% and cries*. He doesnt have the patience to study and feels betrayed when all his friends actually do the work

Koganegawa- hes like hinata only he actually passes most of the time. Works SO hard and gets so happy when it pays off!! Always treats himself to mcdonalds after an exam thats self love babie

Terushima- you need to be cautious around this man. He’ll spend every night of exam season partying and ignoring any responsibility, yet still come out with 100% in everything. Where does he find the time? How does that work? What the fuck?

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yamagucji · 3 years

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how they react to you only calling them pet names for a day

starring. sakusa, yamaguchi, ushijima, tsukishima x gn!reader

note. i hate pet names irl so here we go🧍🏻

Sakusa

only accepts the petnames omi and love

as soon as he rolls over in bed he’s greeted with a, “good morning, baby”

you: my babie🥰😘

sakusa: 😐

PLEASE HE ROLLS BACK OVER SO HIS BACK IS TURNED TO YOU GKFJJD

“greet me again, but properly”

he is so petty omg but he really just wants to hear a gm omi from you and start his day

throughout the day you exaggerate every pet name you can think of, oggling him and squishing his cheeks

“aw who’s my sweet little baby? my cute munchkin?”

“ugh”

he will pout, grimace, scrunch his nose, just out right turn into the grinch the worse it gets😭

sakusa won’t ignore you, but he will refrain from calling you love and just use your first name because two can play that game >:(

at the end of the day it gets a little tiring because all you’re met with is a grumpy sakusa

so when you make a spur of the moment decision to just revert back to using his nickname, he’s taken back

“what would you like for dinner, omi?”

you see his little head perk up from the couch. he’s surprised for a second, before breaking out into a relieved smile

“anything you’d like my love. as long as you call me omi.” 🥺😖🤲

Yamaguchi

loves the petnames so much. what’s the occasion? why are you calling him all these different types of sweet names?

either way he loves the affection and pampering

“my sweet pumpkin, you’re so beautiful” is the first thing he hears in the morning🥺

definitely caught him off guard, he went and nuzzled his face in your chest to hide the fact that he got a little flustered

“hmm love, it’s too early...”

you pulll his face away, nudging your nose with his. “too early for what, my angel?”

yamaguchi’s just like ‘AHH whatever this is please continue i feel like im on cloud 9’

his smile gets even bigger the more petnames you call him <3

but after a while he’ll eventually get in the groove and try it out too

would attempt to make you swoon but instead just makes you really flustered over his word choice

“you’re so precious my bunny”

yamaguchi: *innocent, not rlly thinking deep about it*

you: 😊 -> 😳

GKFJD HE HAS TO DOUBLE TAKE BC,, did he just call you bunny? i-

Ushijima

is someone who really just goes with the flow, but usually uses the pet names love, petal, and angel for you

if you normally refer to him using a shorter version of his name and you go and greet him with a “hey sweetheart” he’s definitely gonna notice

you: sweetheart💓

ushijima: oh? sweetheart?

but he won’t say anything about it and just leave it at that

don’t get me wrong, he likes that you’re calling him all these pet names but they’re just... not the usual yk?

he’ll gentle pull you away in the middle of you peppering him with kisses and words of affection. “love, you are calling me a lot of sweet names,”

“hm,” you hum with a smile

“why?”

please he’s so precious omg

“because i just want to”

“ah i see,” he nods. ushijima doesn’t hesitate with his next question, “then, would you like me call you more petnames?”

gkfjhd he’s trying his best🥺 he thinks you’re doing it just because you want HIM to use these names more often

if you say no he’ll just go back to calling you petal, angel, and love (but more often than usual)

if you say yes... he WILL make his very best attempts. might even look up petnames on google or ask tendou for advice :’)

Tsukishima

annoyed, but secretly likes it (just a tiny bit)

“what’s up with the lovey dovey names dummy?” he quips, slightly scrunching his nose

“what’s wrong with showing you how much i love you?... my sunshine”

gkfjdj STOP TEASING HIM ONLY HE CAN DO THAT

unlike sakusa, he WILL ignore you and not respond to you if you keep dramatically calling him over, using babe, baby, sunshine, honeybee, etc

but you’re persistent!! you won’t stop until the day ends

there will definitely be a pet name that he surprisingly likes. how do you know?

because when you abruptly brushed the corner of his lips to get rid of some cream, you mumbled a “there’s something on your face my love” and he went 😳

yeah, so you’re definitely going to have to use it on him more often

it irritates him because he couldn’t control himself from blushing and now he’s suffering from you incessantly calling him love again and again

obviously the little ‘prank’ is over the next day but tsukki’s done a lot of thinking. how about he gets back at you for all the teasing that you put him through?

so... he’d most likely tease you in the morning😖

“hm, petal. you had a lot of fun teasing me yesterday huh?”

gkfjd you can’t stop him bc that’s what you get😿

#sakusa x reader #ushijima x reader #yamaguchi x reader #haikyuu x reader #haikyuu headcanons #tsukishima x reader #sakusa kiyoomi #ushijima wakatoshi #haikyuu drabbles

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heyitsjay03 · 3 years

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Headcanons about each of the lords (+the Duke if you're writing about him) if they ever happen to adopt a little child?

THANK YOU ANON MY THE UNIVERSE BLESS YOU WITH PILLOWS THAT ARE COLD ON BOTH SIDES

okay okay okay okay this has definitely been on my mind so lets get into the thick of it

Alcina Dimitrescu

(im starting off with alcina for obvious reasons)

Alcina would be on the way to the church with the slimy moron, the demented doll, that disgusting manthing and Mother Miranda

She'd kiss her daughters goodbye and head off through the snow, quietly muttering about how cold her ankles were

while Moreau is literally up to his chin in snow but its fine

as she gets closer to the church she keeps hearing this. thing. it sounded familiar but she couldn't exactly put her finger on it.

she strays from the path to find it because it was just so familiar

as she weaves her way through the snow, her dress gets caught on something. she leans down to get her dress unstuck when she realises its this tiny basket.

like seriously. just a little woven basket in the middle of the snow. and it doesn't look like its been there for that long- there's hardly any snow on it

when she tugs at her skirts again, the basket makes the same noise she's been hearing

she stands back up to her full height, staring down at the basket with narrowed eyes

this cannot be a good idea, can it? opening a strange basket in the woods after being lured out here. it's probably some village manthing's trap.

she's about to step away when she hears the sound again- much more intense and much more clear

Alcina leans down and opens the lid of the basket

inside is this tiny thing- all soft and warm in a padding of blankets

a baby

she stands and looks around

who on earth would be so moronic as to leave their baby in the snow? it's much too cold for a baby to survive-

she sighs, getting onto her knees to pull the baby from the blanketed basket

the meeting will have to wait. it's too cold even in the church for this tiny thing.

when she finally makes it back home, she's greeted by her daughters in a swarm of buzzing flies.

as they manifest in their true forms, they're asking what- or who, rather- their mother brought for dinner

Alcina smiles and shakes her head, unwrapping the small bundle clinging to her breast

"this... is your new sibling" she announces, "they'll be staying with us from now on."

and the sisters are ecstatic. a new sibling!

Daniela especially is happy that she is no longer the youngest. she usually is the one to parade around the castle with her sibling on her shoulders, showing them the coolest hiding spots for hide-n-seek and the windows with the best views

Bela is incredibly protective. like. incredibly.

she smelt blood from across the castle and when she found her little sibling sniffling about a skinned knee earned from a game of tag with Angie, she lost her shit and almost broke the damned thing with her sickle

And Cassandra has been caught reading bedtime stories by nightlight multiple times. she tries to play it off but everyone knows that she loves- absolutely adores- her newest sibling

we all know Alcina is such a wonderful mother to the girls so adding another baby to the mix was a guaranteed success

she's so doting and careful (a little overprotective at times but she means well) as she is with her girls

as the child grows into a teen, she panics a bit because "my beautiful baby is growing into such a beautiful, talented adult" so expect a lot of late night visits when she just sits on the edge of her bed and just admires how much you've grown

Salvatore Moreau:

now this one is an easy one too if i'm 100% honest

think Moses type beat

(if you don't know, Moses was found in the riverbank in a little basket)

apparently i really like baskets

anyways

Moreau was so out of his element when he found this tiny, screaming, writhing piece of soft flesh

the first few weeks were rough

but he eventually got the hang of it (with Alcina's help of course)

he would take his child fishing every now and then- just the two of them out on a boat for a few hours

the kid would literally swim more than walk and that little fact would make Moreau so freakin proud

also this kid would be so well-versed in movie and film history it's stupid

like expect this little 4 or 5 year old babbling not about toys or snow or how many sticks they found but instead about the copyright war over the film Nosferatu and the destruction of its copies

Moreau, as the child gets older (like 11 or 12) would have just a tad of trouble trying to keep the kid out of the village

he'd wake up one day and go out onto the lake, expecting his child to be swinging their legs off the dock and watching the sun rise over the water

and when he finds that they were not, in fact, swinging their legs off the dock and watching the sun rise over the water, he p a n i c s

i mean, full blown red alert

all of the lords are summoned to help Moreau look for his missing kid, the lycans are given an article of clothing to help find the scent, Mother Miranda goes to search the village herself- the whole shebang

and when the kid is found playing with the village children, Moreau bursts into tears

needless to say, the kid isn't allowed to go to the village anymore

until they're fifty (Moreau's words, of course)

but the kid sneaks off more and more as they get older, using Alcina or Donna or Karl as an excuse to be away

and Moreau knows but he never says a word

seeing his child happy and free with the kids their age makes him happy, even if he is a tad, a tad, a tad bit nervous

Donna Beneviento:

when Donna found this child huddled up against the base of the stairs leading up to her front door, she at first thought it was a doll of hers

it was only when she actually walked outside that she realised it was this shaking, shriveled child in tattered clothes

she spent a good five minutes just staring, wondering how on earth she's supposed to react

that's when Angie jumped in and pulled at her skirt, telling her to "let the kid inside, already!"

Donna went immediately to work on some clothes- why on earth were they wearing such ragged things?! it's freezing outside!- while Angie entertained in the parlour

honestly, it didn't go well

the kid was a little bit unsettled by the floating doll that moved and spoke on its own FOR GOOD REASON

and when Donna walked back in with her measurement tape and some fabric, the kid backed themselves into a corner of the room with their gangly legs tucked into their chest

Angie sighs from the opposite side of the room, letting her little feet fidget as she gestures to the kid. "they're no fun" she pouts, "wouldn't even let me know their name"

Donna puts her materials down slowly and lifts her veil back before attempting a small smile

it takes a while but upon the offer of food, the kid finally lets Donna make them some clothes while Angie makes conversation

she works in silence, only offering small awkward smiles

Angie finally brings up the topic of where their parents are when the kid's clothes are done

when the child goes silent, Donna nods in understanding before hurrying off to make a room for them

as Angie helped tug the blankets up to the child's ears, they promised they'd be gone in the morning

Angie was the one to tell them off.

"You'll stay as long as you need, you silly goose!"

and the child did

Donna would let them tag along for meetings so long as they promised to keep quiet and help keep Angie out of trouble

most of the time, it didn't work and they both would end up in trouble but Donna let them come nonetheless

and when the other Lords question where on earth this little kid came from- all dressed in black fabric that matched Donna's dress, she just shook her head and let Angie chase them off verbally

she'd spend literal HOURS locked in that workshop making new little friends for her child and when they were old enough, she'd let them into the workshop

and when they were even older, she'd walk them through making their very first doll on their own

she'd just watch with pride as they carefully painted the freckles with a shaky hand while Angie danced around their ankles singing of how excited she was to have another friend

The Duke:

he would be setting up shop near the base of the Dimitrescu castle when he catches a kid trying to steal some his wares

he wouldn't be terribly upset, more concerned

it wasn't something shiny or expensive that they were trying to steal

it was some of the steaming-hot food he had left to cool in the wintry air

he confronted the child gently and with a warm smile

"That's cordon bleu," he says, gesturing to the steaming plate. "I can make you some if you'd like"

and as the child eats, the Duke continues tidying up his shop for any future customers

the child, through a mouthful of food, points to different items and asks their purpose, their price, their possible enhancements

the Duke answers each question with patience, happy for the company

but he doesn't just let the questions go one-way

"How about a trade?" he asks as the child asks about the strange-looking bottle of green liquid. "An answer for an answer."

the child agrees and the Duke starts to peel back layers of why the child was here looking for food

they had been orphaned by the last lycan attack, only barely making it out by fleeing into the woods

they tried to forage off of berry bushes and successfully managed to kill a pig- only for the blood to attract lycans before they could properly eat it

the Duke nods and continues busying himself with his shop, feeding the horse that pulls the wagon

the thought had hit him when he watched the child petting his horse

that horse hated everyone. including him at times.

maybe...

when he offered to take the child in, the kid nearly burst into tears and thanked him repeatedly, swearing to earn their keep

and they did, seven times over

what started off as a purely business venture morphed into something more as time went on

when the child would come back from selling smaller household items like gasoline and the occasional package of bullets, the Duke would have them climb onto the roof of the wagon and watch the sun set together with a plate of food

speaking of which, like Moreau, the Duke would raise the most cultured child

this kid would know how to prepare and identify different dishes and their ingredients just by looking at them or smelling them

and their palate would be far more sophisticated than most adults

the Duke, as the child gets older, would eventually allow them to choose destinations to set up shop- even outside of the village

wherever his child wants, the shop would go

it allows them to see the world and its earthly wares together- something the Duke had lacked in his life before the child was brought into the picture

Karl Heisenberg:

listen to me very very carefully

this man would be the most chaotic father ever to walk this earthly realm

when he finds this kid in the elevator of his factory, he's kinda standing there like 🧍 "what the hell-"

and when the kid starts spamming the button while maintaining eye contact, he kinda snaps out of it and starts chasing after them as they drop down to a different floor

it goes on for a solid twenty minutes before he finally managed to track them down in the corner of his office

and when i say this man is confused, i freaking mean it

i mean

why the HELL would some random kid be in his factory? don't they like... play with ponies or something at this age?

to be fair, this man literally has never been allowed a childhood so

obviously he starts scolding the kid ("what the hell are you doin' in here? it's dangerous and there's some really freaky shit here, kid"), dragging them to a nearby sink because "holy shit kid, you're filthy"

the kid is silent essentially the whole time, just kinda staring into his eyes

and of course Karl's gonna be like "...the fuck're you doin'?"

the kid's face is cleaned off and Karl sends them back out towards the village with a scratchy blanket he pulled out of the bottom of his desk drawer

he's working on his 'equipment' one day when he starts reaching for a wrench, keeping his focus on the body on the table

when i say this man jumps skyhigh at the kid asking a question, i mean it

he drags the kid back out, yelling about how dangerous it is and how "you shouldn't do that! you're gonna get yourself killed! go back home!"

the kid doesn't listen

it becomes a regular thing- Karl finds the kid wandering around the factory, Karl brings the kid out of danger, Karl tells them to get lost

eventually (day thirteen of this) he asks why the child keeps coming back

and he hates the answer he gets

it was something along the lines of "it's warm and there's nowhere else for me to go"

so Karl reluctantly eagerly lets them stay

it's a lot of rules at first (a kid shouldn't be allowed to just wander around a bunch of mindless cyborg killers, let alone a factory) but eventually the child learns to mind Sturm and the others

doesn't mean Karl does not have a fullblown heart attack when he walks into his workspace to find the kid tracing their finger along the center of the battery for the Soldats

after a very long talk (and some deep breathing) Karl reluctantly eagerly lets them sit against the very far wall to watch him work on the machinery- not, under any circumstances, the actual bodies

as the child blossoms into a young adult, they start to help out with certain aspects of Karl's work

exclusively machinery because Karl could not physically handle having his kid watch him get elbow-deep into a corpse

and Karl is so freaking proud of it

when the Soldat is kicked to life, he's got his kid in his arms and cackling like the proud dad he is

yeah. paternal Heisenberg>>>

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