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yawnderu · 21 days
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How big is Heisenberg's cock? I feel like you'd know 🤔
17CM and thick, veins running along the shaft and uncircumcised. He doesn't shave often, though he keeps it lightly trimmed for you whenever he has time, as he is naturally quite hairy.
Usually the tip is a87183, though whenever he's too hard, it gets slightly darker, becoming #694867 and leaking beads of precum like a faucet. He has heavy balls due to lack of time to have sex or wank, though they're not that large.
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dragongirl642 · 2 months
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H-heya! Could i ask for an shy female dragon shifter reader with Lady D. and Donna? Like she's heavily injured by hunters and had to crash/land into their home because of it? How would they react or would they even help her?
(I Love Dragons but see most of the time only male dragon shifters uwu
I feel like both their initial reactions would be very similar to the other Male Dragon Shifter meeting post, (a.k.a: This post).
Alcina Dimitrescu
At first, all Alcina sees is the giant hole in her castle walls and the giant lizard in her hall and she goes into attack mode.
She aims for your injuries, so you curl into a spiky ball of scales and flame.
Turns out your scales are Alcina proof so unless you uncurl and she can get at the flesh beneath, she can't hurt you.
She may lose a limb to your flames.
She is incensed at your presence and forbids her daughters from going near the hall.
But you are very warm, you're inner fire counteracting the cold winds coming in through the hole in the wall, and the Dimitrescu daughters are attracted to the giant warm cuddly lizard.
You warn them off a few times, but they keep spouting curious questions and attempting to come close that eventually, once your natural regeneration has sealed the surface of your wounds, you allow them to sit between the spines on your tail and examine your claws. (You can easily turn and burn them if they pose a threat.)
Alcina is furious that her daughters disobeyed her and approached you, and yet equally furious that you are entirely different from the mindless beast she'd warned them against.
When she sees your human form for the first time, I see Alcina doing a complete 180, (compared to her reaction in the other post).
Oh, you're a Pretty Maiden?!?!?! Well why didn't you say! Come closer, let me look at you Darling. *bites you! bites you! bites you!*
Yeah, she will pretty much try and get you to let your guard down and then go for the CHOMP.
You fight her off of course, half-shifting is easy for you.
Now you can be a fire-breathing menace AND roam the halls.
You have gone hunting a few times, and you brought your kill back to the castle. Dripping blood on the carpet and sitting in her great hall tearing into carcasses like an animal. (Her children love that you let them feast on the leftovers after they've sat for a few hours.)
Alcina is sulking. She can't kill you, she can't eat you, she can't just sit back and let you stay without at least making a show of removing you without losing the respect and support of Mother Miranda.
But then said Mother Miranda shows up and is promptly sent off with burned wings.
Okay, now she's a little worried. She is not certain she could beat you even in her full mutant form and her daughters adore you for SOME REASON.
After several weeks, she looses it, storms into the hall and unleashes a verbal lashing her ancestors would be proud of. The effect is only slightly reduced by the fact that she bursts into frustrated tears and flees the room to go dramatically wallow in her sorrow.
Okay, now you feel kind-off guilty. You did crash into this woman's home, burn her boss, monopolise her daughter's attention, and ruin the carpets. Maybe you should do something to make up for all that.
You repair the walls the best you can, replaster over scratches in the walls, hunt down the castles cleaning supplies and soak the carpets in a potion of bleach and foaming soapy water before hanging them from the battlements to dry.
Your final act of apology comes in the form of draining the blood from your kills and leaving them in sealed jugs by her bedroom door, handwritten notes tied to the handles.
You are a new exciting variable and her daughters try to help by going to their mother and telling her about what you're doing.
Every day, you wait outside her doors for hours waiting for her to emerge.
When she finally does, it is to your offer of a truce. You are being hunted and will not leave this very conveniently guarded hiding spot, however, you can be useful and help her with her food supply.
She is doubtful when presented with the blood of animals, but when you acquire human blood through negotiating trades with the villagers she slowly starts to change her tune.
You're a smart pretty lady and you have presented her with a charming little solution to the problem of the future dwindling supply of villagers to feed from.
Alright, Alcina has come to the decision to be the merciful, graceful mistress of the castle who allows a poor hunted lady to stay with her. (Keep telling yourself that Alcina).
After a few months, it starts to feel a little more comfortable.
After a few more, it starts to feel normal.
She caught herself running her hand down your scales once, marvelling at how the light reflected, (she will forever deny that she did that).
You start to lay down your claim and soon have built up a new hoard of trinkets, and maids, and mutants. The glittering gem crowning your hoard, is Alcina herself, not that she knows yet.
Once you've established yourself and Alcina doesn't outwardly reject your claim, you become quite the homemaker.
You are fierce and strong and loving.
You provide the warmest cuddles known to man, or mutant.
You cook for your new family, catering for their 'special' diet is a little easier with your own predilection to a carnivore diet.
Alcina will brag to the other Lords about "her darling", "the dimitrescu dragon", "the second dimitrescu lady," but only out of earshot of Mother Miranda.
Donna Beneviento
Pretty much the same reaction as the other post...except she's a bit braver about approaching you due to seeing your obvious injuries.
She has several dolls in attack mode ready to go, (not that they would work against your flame.
You know you could easily incinerate this woman but you attempt polite conversation through gritted fangs. You ask about her hobbies, favourite foods, favourite colours, etc..., and offer your own answers in return.
The talk calms her and she seems less frightened and more welcoming.
It takes a few days for her to really trust you.
Oddly enough you get the feeling she liked you a little more after Mother Miranda visited and berated her for not eliminating the threat (you) before being quickly chased of by a living flamethrower (also you).
When you shift to your human form to make it easier, she's surprised and immediately more comfortable with you.
Donna knows a lot about medicinal plants but zero about dragon biology. You know all about dragon biology and zero about medicinal plants. Together you make one whole doctor...and figure out how to make medicine for your wounds. It's patchy and a little funny-smelling but it does the job (at least you both think it does). To be honest, your natural regenerative capabilities take care of most of the damage.
Angie tries to play doctor too but is, admittedly, more of a hindrance than a help.
Your injuries are haphazardly patched and a good long sit by a lit fireplace does the rest.
You know your hunters are still out there, but this remote village is hidden and safe for now.
You decide to stay just until you need to move on.
Okay, Donna was not prepared for guests but now she has one.
She makes you some basic new clothes to cover you up and you collect firewood whenever she needs more.
After a while, she feels inspired by the way your scales gleam in the firelight and excited at the prospect of having a new friend to play dress up with, Donna offers to make you some dresses. Dresses with holes and pins to accomodate your wings and tail, delicate lace fingerless gloves allowing your claws to shine through.
You accept the gifts only because she seems so eager and it would be rude to deny your host, (not because she's cute).
You do what you can for her in return. As it turns out you can cook more substantial food than tea party sandwiches; which Donna definitely appreciates.
The dolls unnerve you, but you learn to live with them.
You install more lights in the manor and fix leaks in the roof.
There are long talks by the fireplace. She reads to you sometimes.
After a few months, you and Donna starts to build a comfortable rhythm.
After a few more, it starts to feel homely.
You attend a tea party she holds for the other Lords. When someone (Heisenberg) makes a comment that has Donna cringing, you growl, a loud deep vibration that (along with the glow in your eyes and fire shining through the skin of your chest) instills fear in all attending. Donna now has scary dog (dragon) priviledge.
You tell yourself your protectiveness is because she's your benefactor (totally not because you have a crush on the pretty, shy dollmaker with a voice like honey and temperament to match).
Okay, who are you kidding, you want to claim a new hoard here...you want to stay with her.
After a few accepted offerings of food made from your hunted game, a few accepted cuddles, and the painstaking labour of building and decorating a new conservatory with an unfolding roof cover for stargazing, (which Donna immediately hugs you in thanks and immediately outfits with a planter full of herbs), you consider your claim accepted.
You are fierce and strong and loving.
You provide the warmest cuddles known to man, or mutant, (or doll).
Once she feels comfortable enough and like she has permission, Donna is so sweet with you.
You compliment and build her up, and soon her confidence soars.
Donna goes from one of the weakest Lords to the strongest.
You burn the creepy baby monster in the basement, it's the one thing you couldn't live with.
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snails4brains · 11 months
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donna and her fly friends
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animefans-stuff · 1 year
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Yes ! This is going to be part 4 ! xD
Sherlock-reader is working on a case, which is why she retreated to her mind palace !
But she's been there for about three days now, without talking, eating, drinking, using the restroom or opening her eyes.
She didn't do anything else, but lay there with her eyes closed, while thinking and breathing.
Then suddenly she jumps up in a hurry with the words "The game is on", before leaving the castle/factory/house/windmill.
How do the four lords, Alcina's daughters and Miranda react ? X'D
Warnings; lots of grammar mistakes, some parts are probably rushed, mentions of not eating/sleep/drinking, a brief mention of Lady Dimitrescu, Heisenberg and Miranda's mutation(s) and some mentions of the reader being dead.
Note - This took a lot longer than expected. Also, I took out Moreau because I still can't write for him. Hope that's okay :)
Pairings; Lady Dimitrescu x reader, Bela Dimitrescu x reader, Cassandra Dimitrescu x reader, Daniela Dimitrescu x reader, Karl Heisenberg x reader, Donna + Angie Benevento x reader, Mother Miranda x reader ( all seperate)
Please enjoy :)
Lady Dimitrescu
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Lady Dimitrescu has always respected you and your type of work, especially if said case is very important to you.
But she doesn't approve of you not taking care of yourself. Especially for such long periods of time.
Alcina pasted back and forth, a look of worry and panic rested on her face. Bela, Cassandra and Daniela sat down at the table, watching their mother.
You had agreed to join her and her daughter's for dinner. But, you weren't showing up. It wasn't like you to be this late.
" Maybe (Y/N)'s still sleeping ? " Daniela suggested. Trying to relief some of the stress from her mother.
" Yeah, but (Y/N)'s never stayed in this long. " Cassandra replied while leaning back in her chair.
" Should we check on them mother ? " Bela questioned.
Alcina nodded, " go on. " She spoke as her daughter's transformed into a swarm of flies, the group of bugs then rushed to your room.
She hoped that nothing too serious had happened to you. She would never forgive herself if anything did ever happen to you.
Soon enough her daughter's returned. " Well ?! Are they alright ? " Alcina demanded.
" They were laying on the ground with their eyes closed, we...we weren't too sure if they're- " Before Cassandra could finish her sentence, Alcina was already on her way towards your room.
Thoughts already clouded her mind, on what had happened.
Slamming the doors to your room open as she quickly kenlt down to enter the room.
She was quick to kneel down to your body. She was so scared to touch you. Even if you were alive.
Suddenly, your eyes shot open as you say up, saying something about a game and that it's on.
Both confused and slightly angered. Alcina went to ask you what this was about. But, you were quick to rush out of the room and then the Castle.
Alcina- not wanting you too leave just yet. Chases after you, calling out your name like a parent calling for their child.
" (Y/N)! Where are you going! " She called out. No answer.
Still furious, she resorted to using her mutant form to chase after you.
When she figures out that this was all apart of a case you were figuring out. She yells at you not to do that again- or at least give her a warning!
If you weren't her partner, she would've killed you, for scaring her and not taking care of yourself for three damn days!
Bela Dimitrescu
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Bela doesn't quite understand your work and all the cases but she still trys to support you, and possibly help you.
Although, much like her mother she dislikes the idea of you not taking care of your body. I mean, from what she knows is that humans are fragile and need proper care.
Kinda like pets.
Bela hummed a small tune as she made her way to your room. You had agreed to spend the day with her. But you haven't been seen yet, so she was starting to worry.
" (Y/N), are you awake ? " The oldest daughter asked as she stood outside your room. Waiting for an answer.
now, unlike her mother. She didn't hear or know about this ' mind palace ' thing you are able to do.
Thinking that you're busy or still sleeping she went for a small trip around the castle. Trying to take her mind off this.
After some time had passed, she tried again. Knocking on the door she waited. " (Y/N), It's Bela. Do you still want to hang out ? " She asked, feeling a little sad. She honestly thought you forgot.
" Nevermind. We can do something else later. " And with that, Bela disappeared into a swarm of flies and went to find someone to snack on.
More time went by, and Bela was panicking. Usually you'd be awake by this time or at least going for a snack or a drink.
Now out of pure panic. Bela rushed back to your room and opened the door. Whether you were sleeping or not, she wanted to know what the hell you were doing and if you're okay.
Bela nearly passed out when she saw your body on the bed, eyes closed as you showed very little signs of moving. Sighing in relief when she saw your chest move ever so slightly. That's good! This means your alive!
But, you still haven't eaten and all that.
" Hey! (Y/N). Wake up, are you hungry ? " She said while moving closer to your body. A couple bow flies landed near your body, as she was quick to shoo them away.
" I can have the maids make- " she went to speak but that's when you sat up, quicker then a hungry lycan.
" Are you okay ? " She asked- yet again.
You didn't respond as you walked past her while talking about some game.
Bela smiles, she thinks your talking about hunting. So, she follows. " So, what are we hunting this time ? " She spoke while giggling.
She was quick to stop- and move back, when you opened the doors to the front of the castle as you rushed into the village. Frowning, she went to get her mother. Since she isn't able to leave the castle.
When you come back- or when Alcina catches you, she demands that you are to see Bela and explain everything to her.
You obeyed and went to the kitchen first- because, honestly you were starving. Before making your way to Bela.
Bela smiles weakly when she sees you, pulling you into a hug as she then flicks your nose. " Don't do that again. " She murmured before dragging you off too get a snack.
Cassandra Dimitrescu
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Much like Bela, Cassandra doesn't really understand your work. She could also probably care less.
I mean. She'll help you out, but she just doesn't understand why it's important.
Cassandra sighed softly, she had just came back from a hunt with her sisters. Thanks to some man-thing they could all eat tonight. So, now she's making her way to your room to tell you that dinner will be ready soon.
Upon reaching your room. She carefully opened the door to your room. " (Y/N), dinner will be ready soon- " she stopped when she saw you laying down. Smiling weakly. Cass, went to lay next to you.
She thought that you had taken a nap, and that you'd wake up soon.
A few hours later and she was still waiting. And no answer from you, she still stayed there.
A couple more hours pass by and Cass had grown bored, and a little worried.
Now, she could hear and see you breathing which did make her relax a bit.
That wasn't what worried her tho, it was that you weren't opening your eyes.
Aside from tasting good, Cass wasn't too sure on how humans worked.
" Hey, hey- (Y/N)! " Cass called out while nudging your shoulder.
She was now trying to wake you up.
She'd lick you, nudge you a few times, she even used the flies but nothing worked!
Leaning over the edge of the bed, like a kitten watching it's prey, she giggled before jumping out, trying her best to scare you. " Rawr! " Waiting for your response- nothing.
Sitting there in defeat with her arms crossed, Cass zoned out for not even a second as she felt the bed dip. Looking over at you as she smiled.
Of course you said something but it fell deaf upon her ears.
She was to excited too see you had awaken.
Following after you, Cass quickly wrapped her arms around your shoulders.
A poor attempt to keep you still for a moment. " Where are you going (Y/N). " She asked.
You were still ignoring her. This made her feel as if she did something bad.
Much like Bela she goes to her mother too help. Since you had left the castle.
When you do return with her mother. She'll ask you a whole bunch of questions.
Some on why you were ignoring her, while others were asking if you were mad at her.
You sighed softly and said you weren't mad, but you had this very important case to finish.
Cass started laughing before dragging you to the kitchen. " Don't do that again, or else I'll break all your stuff.. " She demanded.
Daniela Dimitrescu
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Daniela understands very little about your work. And often thinks of it as a very confusing game, then an actual job.
Daniela won't really help, she'll just watch from the side and cheer you on if needed.
Daniela had just finished talking to Donna and Angie about getting some new material for her outfit, seeing as she had ripped it during last week's hunt for that stupid man-thing that was looking for his daughter.
She was more then happy, happy enough to go and tell you.
Turning into files as she rushed towards the library - a place where you usually stayed when doing your fun game. You called a job.
The doors slammed open as she went back to her original form.
With a soft smile, she looked around for you. Only to find you sitting down at a table, almost lifeless as you looked at the wall- with a few books surrounding you.
With a wide smile, Daniela walked towards you and then pulled up a chair next to you.
When she notices that you weren't awake, but still breathing. She smiles.
Unlike her sister's, she won't really wait around all day, I mean. She'll check on you and bring you some food and wine from the cellar. And see if you've moved at all.
On her way to exit the library to bring you another glass of wine, she had stopped when she heard your chair move.
Tuning back to face you, happy as the youngest dimitrescu daughter held her arms open, for a hug.
You had walked passed her, which made her frown.
Following you, Daniela, like her sister's. Was curious to see where you were going, and how you just randomly woke up. After being ' asleep ' for three days.
Noticing you making your way towards the castle's front doors, she tried tackling you, but only managed to keep you still for a few seconds.
" (Y/N)! Talk to me. " She whined. While desperately trying to cling onto your arm.
Quickly letting go and taking a few steps back. When the cold breeze from outside entered the castle.
Annoyed and worried, Daniela rushed off to get her mother. And explaining everything that happened.
When you come back, either from the case or because of Lady. D threatning asking you too.
Daniela tackled/hugged you.
" Why'd you leave!? " She whined softly while clinging onto you. " Why weren't you taking care of yourself ?! " She asked, yet again while looking like a kicked puppy.
Now you felt bad.
Explaining everything to Daniela as you were being dragged towards the kitchen for a snack and drink.
" I get your work is important, but.. Don't do that again, I thought you were mad at me. " She said while pampering you with kisses.
Karl Heisenberg
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Even though Heisenberg doesn't understand a damn thing about your line of work. He still respects it, and will give you time too work on it. Since you're the same way with his ' work '.
He might not notice right away that you haven't been seen for the past few days. Because- let's all be honest. He hardly takes any breaks from his own work.
Spending hours upon hours trying fix yet another damn soldat, the cadou had worked but was to weak too bond with whatever stupid villager that had died.
Sighing heavily, Heisenberg leaned back in his seat before standing up and exiting the room. He thought he'd spend some time with you, too feel somewhat better about his newest failed experiment.
Walking around the factory, he couldn't find you. Which was odd.
Normally you weren't to far from him, but now all of a sudden you couldn't be found ?!
Checking the factory once more, he made sure to check certain places. Like his room, your room, the entrance to the factory, etc.
Hell! He even called Lady. D and Mother Miranda. Asking if they've seen you.
" Where the f*ck are you, buttercup ? " Heisenberg called out, as he continued to check each and every room, for any sign of you. " Come on, this isn't funny.. "
Now he was concerned, you weren't the type of person who randomly disappeared. You've always told him where you were going before hand.
Standing in the front of the factory, he was going to go check Donna's place and ask if she had seen you, taking another step. He was quickly stopped by the faint sound of growling followed by metal moving.
Glancing over at a nearby pile of metal that rested in the fields, he noticed a small group of lycans hunched over something.
Curious but also slightly worried. He rushed over to them. And, as the closer he got, he saw small glimpse of your body ?!
Out of rage, he swung his hammer onto one of the lycans, causing it to whimper in pain and limp away.
" F*ck off! All of you! " He growled as the rest of the lycans hesitated before rushing off when nearby piece of metal started floating.
Karl calmed down a bit when he saw you weren't hurt. And was still breathing. But that still didn't explain why the hell you were out here.
Deciding to stay next to you, just in case the lycans decided to come back.
Much like Cassandra, he'll occasionally poke at you or try to wake you up. But when you don't budge, he merely sighed and goes back to waiting.
It's been hours and he was starting to get tired. He ends up dragging you back inside since it was almost night. And because he didn't want the lycans bothering you again. Pacing you onto a chair, Heisenberg turned around for one second to call the Duke for some medicine.
The sound of the chair falling, and footsteps made the mechanic turn around, quick enough to where he probably injured himself.
The next thing he knew. He was rushing after you. Not wanting you to get hurt- he turned towards his mutant form too keep you still for a bit.
Hours after struggling to keep you in his sight, you soon snapped out of this whole game trance crap.
He asks a bunch of questions on why you were sleeping for three goddamn days!! . You replied that it was something related to your work.
" Let's go, pup. " He mumbled, quickly changing the subject. Dragging, you along with him to the Duke for food and a drink. Although, he seemed annoyed. He was relieved you were alright.
Donna Beneviento + Angie
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Donna knows very little about your line of work, but respects it. Giving you your space when needed, and trys to help. There for, she's heard- or at least seen you use this ' ability ' of yours.
As, for Angie. She- well, she doesn't know a lot about your work. Much like Daniela, thinks of it like some silly game that people like to play.
So, to say they're both worried about you. (More Angie then Donna) When you haven't left your room. Donna more worried on how your body is.
and Angie worried on if you'll wake up. Your her favorite person ( aside from Donna ), and now you're broken! :( How will she explain this to the other dolls.
While your ' sleeping ' Donna had researched certain medication that might help you when you wake up/finish your job. Meanwhile, Angie and a few other dolls sit outside your door. Like a dog, waiting ever so patiently.
Finally opening your door. Angie scurried towards the side of your bed before jumping on top. " Heeeyyy, (Y/N). " The doll called out.
No answer, made the doll whine softly and retreat back to the door. Angie surprisingly gives you privacy when your ' sleeping '.
Days turned into weeks, and Angie was still at the front of your door. Still peaking in every now and then.
" Angie. For the last time, (Y/N), isn't dying. " Donna said, trying to convince her that you were still breathing.
Angie huffed slightly and waddled back to Donna.
Days turned into weeks and Donna was currently occupied by another meeting with the others. Angie had volunteered to stay with you just in case you had woken up.
Angie sat across from your bed and watched you like a cat.
" Donna needs to hurry up! In case you do wake up. " The doll complained as some of the other dolls started to join in the watch.
Angie stood up and went to adjust the blanket that had covered you. And that's when you were starting to wake up.
Dropping the blankets side, Angie giggled and practically jumped onto you. " (Y/N)!! Your awake finally, now we wait for Donna! "
" Wait. Where are we going? " Angie confused to why you aren't saying anything. Had the other dolls hold you down while she rushed to see where Donna was.
You easily pushed past the dolls that continued to tug and hold onto your legs and ankles, struggling to keep you in place.
By the time Donna had returned, Angie wouldn't stop rambling about what happened while shouting at her to return home.
On her way home, they had ran into you, you waved at them before paying The Duke for a container of freshly made food. The other dolls still clinging onto you.
Donna merely sighed softly before walking over to you. She apologized while walking back home.
Mother Miranda
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Unlike the other lords and the daughters. Miranda knows a lot on your job and the case your working on.
Along with your ' mind palace ' ability is quite interesting to her. She's also not stupid enough to believe that your dead.
Your still breathing and seem pretty healthy, perhaps a bit skinner from not eating. But that can easily be fixed when you wake.
She just like you, is very busy with her work. And this may lead to her forgetting to check up on you.
If she does happen to forget she'll simply have one of the other lords check on you.
When she is able to check on you, she'll gently press her hand against your neck. To check both your breathing and pulse.
Miranda will write down any new signs of you waking up. Even if it's the smallest thing. From mumbling to your breathing increasing.
She won't bring you any food because that's a waste, she will bring medicine for when you wake up.
Running out of ideas so this'll be a bit rushed
Speaking of when you wake up and leave wherever she's keeping you.
Miranda will either watch you as a flock of crows or morph into a villager. Making sure your not harmed during the case.
If she thinks it's too dangerous for you. She'll simply one of her mutant form(s) and fix or destroy whatever the issue was.
When you return/finish the case. She'll greet you with a meal and drink placed on a table.
" sit down and eat, pet. You've been sleeping for to long. " She orderd, gesturing to the table. You smile and obey.
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uwuowotf2waslife · 1 year
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What does your husbando/waifu/nonbinary barbie-crotched S/O says about you?
TW: slight teasing,but oh well...., also nsfw themes and swearing ( sowwy)
TEAM FARTRESS 2
Scooter/weanie man: complete morosexual or the unhuman need to take care of Boston inhabitants with room temperature EQ ( en englais: you have the mommy/daddy/parent kink and you want to show that boi all the love he deserves)
Soldier: you are a human carpet ( sub) or so Dom my sibling in Christ I am terrified. You think his bravery/randomness is endearing or you got roped in by every tumblr/wattpad headcanon potraying him as the ultimate beefcake ( cant argue with you, mofo built like a brickhouse on steroids without the roids.)
Pybro: A. you are a nonbinary peep and any nb representation makes your ovaries/balls/reproductive parts COMBUst with excitment. B. intense latex/leather kink with slight burn/wax play on main. I am both afraid and faschinated by your ability to flesh out on a person we barely know the most basics of their personaility, Godspeed you allmighty bAstERD <3
eNGIe: cowboy appreciator, daddy seeker and parental figure creamer connesuer, you fell in love with the ( here ) so much you actively search and look out for the gruff, wrench handling and guitar-playing texas man of your dreams. No matter your gender or sexuality engie hits that hotspot only the daddiest of daddies hit !
Heavy: rare breed of bear enjoyer, probs an older sibling that wants to make the older sibling ( tired, unhydrated and slighty (( extremely)) in need of therapy) pair. Probably not a huge shipper since you view HeavyMedic as more of a platonic pairing, or you are of the rarest Medicx Reader x Heavy poly sandwich. Please dont hug him too tight, hell hug tired and make your eyes pop like a cheap pop eyed toy.
Demo: contrary to popular belief, you are not a bbc enjoyer/seeker, Demoman isnt just a sextoy to you. He is just the only level headed person you see in a team of morons ( for u) or manchildren with murder tendencies and well, JUST LOOK AT HIM, HE IS BUILT WITH ABBS LIKE A WASHBOARD AND LOVES HIS MOM, HE IS NOT HUSBAND MATERIAL. HE IS SOULMATE/LOVE TILL DEATH ( WONT DO YOU PART, HE KNOWS MAGIK TO RECITATE YOU) , PLEASE I SALUTE YOU YOU GLORIOUS TAVISH ENJOYER!
Medic: WE GET IT HE IS HANDSOME AND SOUNDS EITHER LIKE A CHICKEN WITH A TOP TIER DANTE DEMON OR HOT GERMAN GILF! Please dont canoodle him so hard, youll throw out his back or break his hip. Also very questionable kinks ( i see you blood kinksters). You unironically are the I cAn MakE HiM So MUch WorSE squad and you scare me.
Sniper: yes he is the ratman ofyour dreams and yes he is also really pretty, but please stop treating him like a man who aint also a hired killer. Yes he wont even think to correct his Macas orders, but he will and can make you swoon so hard you look redder than Pyros suit, mans gots that outdoors, unshowered , rugged swagg and he is rocking it harder than the fricking 80s <3 <3
Spah: yesh you have a french kink, yes you want him to whisper in your ear soft french while he btters your bagguet, probably into dilfs or gilfs in the distance because none is a dilf /suave/sensual enough for you. ( perfume isnt a shower, go to shower now, mon petit coucou
RESIDENT EVIL VILLAGE ( or the bimbofied RE4)
Lady Alcina Dimitrescu: a cis male/ a sapphic soul/trans,enby vagabond who respectfully wants to drown while motorboating he absolute units of bazoongas. Perhaps slight size kink and perhaps a person who doesnt mind a good blood slurped by their F! S/O if their tumm had the ramblies. Please dont go overboard, or youll enter the unholy assemblange of vore/stuffing kink irl
Donna Bienevento: creepypasta kid, you unironically got spooked first time you read Jeff the Killer. Probably into some questionable types of literature, hardcore horror enjoyer who also has a sanrio addiction. You have tried some kinds of handcraftmanship and might even have some hobbies that involve handiwork. I applaud you, but please dont give the basement FEOTus monster your choccy milk, itll have the zoomies and knock of angies card-castle.
Salvatore Moreau: the epitome of I can fix him! peeps, probably slight hurt/comfort enjoyer. You saw how dirty all the other treat him and you crave to make fish man happy. Both feet in monsterfuckening domain, unironically want to do the dirty while he is at monster form. Maybe you saw the Shape of Water and your brain did the thingy, but oh well, please continue on and make the lord of the reservoir the happiest fish in the sea!
Karl Heisenberg : you slimy, daddy kinked bAsterds, cant we have one game with a slight rat man with a good VA without yall flocking to him like lycans to his factory for french toast scraps??? slight bdsm enjoyer, or person who wants metal rat man happy and softened out like a soviet made breadcutter blade after a top tier professional restoration. Either way, please handle with care he may cry if you hug him the good way
The duke: an absolute chad who may or may not want to drown all your sorrows to a large, beautiful, suave man hug ( or man-thing, you never know.) You seriously deserve the world, because you be pumping fics faster than a heated political debate on Reddit. Also probably a slight hand kink, we all show those monsters at the Shadow of Rose DLC.
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Just had a funny little thought that popped into my head: how would our ladies react to you casually being naked in their room/home?
And on the flip side, how often do you think the ladies go naked for the day. I feel like Sal, Alcina and Daniella go a day without clothes every once in a while but I’m curious about what you think.
Much love from ropes anon💜
I mean, I think we can all agree that most of them (given they had the time to do so) would take one look at you before throwing you down onto their bed 🤣 Exceptions being Donna with how flustered she was, Bela with how sexual she was actually feeling.. and Miranda.. well, she'd likely throw you a look of utter disgust before calling you a "pathetic little human" and telling you to put some clothes on 😂😂
As for the second part, I feel like Alcina would probably only walk around naked in her own quarters, to not cause the entire castle to go into extreme gay panic 🤣 Sal walks around naked quite often and has no shame on doing so. Daniela would also if she lived alone or with her partner(s). Donna and Bela would be far more reserved about it. And both Cass and Miranda would likely only allow those they deem worthy enough to gaze upon their naked forms 😌
And also, hello! And much love to you! ♥️
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What would reaction be Yandere! Lord Dimitrescu discovering the reader is pregnant with his son or daughter? And what will happen if the other leaders find out?
Yandere! Lord Dimitrescu with a pregnant reader:
(TW: Yandere, possessiveness, pregnancy, control)
Try as they might, there was no way to hide the secret from the Lord. He always has this way of finding information. He would have found out, eventually. 
Why would they withhold such valuable information from him, dear? Was it something they didn’t want him to know about? Were they shy? Did the prospect of becoming a parent scare them? Hush, now, darling. He will take care of everything.
He would become more touchy. There wouldn’t be a moment where the reader doesn’t feel one of his larger hands gripping into their shoulder. He’ll either keep his hands on their shoulder or their stomach. The shoulder so he can easily keep them in place, the stomach so he can feel their child inside them. His hands almost entirely covers his spouses belly.
This goes hand in hand with his increased possessiveness
The safety of the child is another thing he can hold over them. They wouldn’t want any complications to happen during the pregnancy, do they? So just sit still and do as you’re told, and he can ensure the best hospitality for them. Pregnancy is already uncomfortable enough, but now they have to account for an overly love-stuck Lord looming over them.
The Lord expects them to follow his every rule. They would only eat when he tells them to, rest when he deems fit, walk, dress, and act as he directs. He has three sons of his own, he knows what has to be done to ensure the best outcome. Father knows best.
The Lord wouldn’t be one to run his mouth about the child, but the other Lords would find out eventually.  
Mirus is interested in the little experiment child. Oh, who is he kidding, he couldn’t hide his interest if he tried. This is something new, something he had never thought of before. One of his experiments infecting a specimen by the means of reproduction, the end result would be a marvel, that’s for sure. Needless to say Mirus has a sudden new interest in Dimitrescu’s s/o. Albin wouldn’t mind too much, he respects Mirus, he trusts him. But if he see’s you spending more time with him then necessary, his jealousy would spike.
Moureu is worried. Not for the the reader haha no way she couldn’t care less about them. She is worried for her own standing with Father Mirus. Seeing that Mirus has taken a new interest in them, means it’s going to be even harder for her to gain his affection. Having an accessible clinic in her land, the reader might spend some of their time there for routine check ups (When they’re not already held up in Mirus’s lab or Albin’s castle). Sal helps with the reader, although begrudgingly.  
Don is excited. Hearing that one of the lords was expecting an heir was the best news he’s heard all day! He’s lonely, sitting in his house all alone surrounded by dolls, so this new addition sparks a new interest. Angus would be used as a training dummy for the reader, making sure they handle their role properly. Don doesn’t want anything bad to happen to the child, and will do his best to ensure they grow up unphased by their strange surroundings. 
Karla feels sorry for them. If the reader had a chance of escaping before, now it would be near impossible. She’s honestly the only one who would sympathise with the reader in this trying time. She’s not as far gone as the others, she still has a semblance of humanity within her, she knows how fucked this situation is. She would try to offer some comfort and support to Albin’s s/o, but her visits are few and far between. Dimitrescu doesn’t want her anywhere near his precious partner, or their child, for the matter. 
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houseofauggie · 1 year
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Yandere!Alcina Dimitrescu Headcanons
3/10 on the possessive scale, she knows there’s no competition if she keeps you in the castle
Trust that she will keep you in the castle, escape is futile. Even if you succeed, where would you go? Heisenberg would turn you in, after some minimal entertainment on his part. You’re too scared of Moreau and Beneviento cares more for dolls than a living darling. Truth is you’re stuck with Alcina.
She knows this and she isn’t afraid to flaunt it when she’s feeling exceptionally cruel. 
Most of the time however she just likes to keep you around, doting on you in a poor mimicry of a healthy relationship. 
She makes sure you eat enough, sleep enough, and she pushes for you to do things you liked to do prior to her taking you. 
She doesn’t feed on you often, she’s much too worried of accidentally killing you. But when she does, expect for it to be romantic, whether you like it or not. She’ll make a show of it, getting you relaxed before she pierces the skin of your neck with her dangerous fangs. 
If you thought her doting was bad before, it’s 10x worse after she feeds from you. She doesn’t let you lift a finger for at least three days after. 
All in all, it could be worse. You could end up like that fool Ethan Winters, dead in the dungeon.
okay so this is lowkey shit but I'm trying to get back into writing so hi, please leave requests because my brain sucks at being creative atm :)
august xx
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RE8 HCs: Dimitrescu Family + Horror Films
Just some short headcanons for Halloween, about which kinds of horror movies I think the ladies would enjoy.
Alcina Dimitrescu:
Favorite Sub-Genre: Monster/Slasher
Alcina isn’t a huge fan of horror, but if a movie features a female killer/monster… she’ll pay attention, for sure. Always roots for the villain, and might make quiet commentary about how the villain could have been more efficient.
Least Favorite Sub-Genre: Gore (splatter)
Tends to get bored quickly by “excessive” gore. It doesn’t scare her, nor does it catch her attention. She much prefers the real thing.
Movies I think she’d like: JENNIFER’S BODY, Friday the 13th (1980)
Bela Dimitrescu:
Favorite Sub-Genre: Psychological/Folk
Bela likes movies that make her think, so while she usually indulges in mysteries, she’s a fan of psychological horror films as well. They can keep her guessing, making her wonder what’s real and what’s not, and tend to have the kind of pacing that keeps her attention. Folk horror reminds her of home<3
Least Favorite Sub-Genre: Paranormal (of the religious sort)
Doesn’t particularly like watching priests give exorcisms or cleanse houses. Bela considers a lot of the sub-genre to be bloated with films that overuse jump-scares, and she has enough other films to watch to not bother finding good examples of the genre.
Movies I think she’d like: The Shining, Midsommar, Black Swan
Cassandra Dimitrescu:
Favorite Sub-Genre: Slasher/Gore (splatter)/Anything artsy
What can I say, our girl loves anything bloody, violent, and downright messy. On top of that, of the family, she’s closest to being a genuine horror film buff. She’ll watch just about any horror flick, but she has a definite preference for old school slasher films. It’s guaranteed that she’s quoted classic lines before making kills of her own.
Least Favorite Sub-Genre: Comedy (but barely)
Cassandra’s not against horror comedy as a principle or anything, but she just rarely finds ones that keep enough horror for her personal tastes. To be fair, she can also find humor in most films, if only due to her trademark bloodlust and sadism.
Movies I think she’d like: Nightmare On Elm Street, Jennifer’s Body, Saw (all of them), The Thing
Daniela Dimitrescu:
Favorite Sub-Genre: Comedy/Monster
Similar to her mother, Daniela’s interest in horror movies is subdued by her ability to inflict horror upon others. So, she watches them for the things that aren’t as readily available in her day to day life: Humor and romance. In other words, she’s had crushes on more movie monsters than she can count.
Least Favorite Sub-Genre: Any of Cassandra’s favorites
She just doesn’t want to have to pause the movie every five minutes to hear Cassandra ramble about the special effects, filming techniques, or various bits of lore the director revealed in future productions.
Movies I think she’d like: Cabin in the Woods, Tucker & Dale vs. Evil, Scream
Bonus!Avaskian Caldwell:
Favorite Sub-Genre: Comedy/Paranormal/Anything so bad that it’s funny
Ava loves dark humor, and readily consumes horror comedies. When xe wants a genuine scare, xe normally goes for something involving paranormal forces and elements of thrillers, as those tend to set off xer paranoia. One of xer favorite hobbies in general is making fun of bad movies, and this extends to the horror genre.
Least Favorite Sub-Genre: Slasher (but only sometimes)
Very wary of certain tropes that were common in older slasher movies, especially the whole “virgin purity”/”characters punished for having sex” thing. 
Movies I think xe’d enjoy: Dave Built A Maze, Tucker & Dale vs. Evil, Banshee Chapter
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elliot-needs-sleep · 2 years
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Heyyyyyy
I am here to request…
I J L U Y and F
For the fluff alphabet with Sal and my man Karl Heisenberg
Thanks bestie 😍
I knew you'd come for the this lmao
Not the best of my work (been forever since I wrote for the hobo himself), and also please ignore how much I talk about Larry (he's my favorite 😔)
Characters: Karl Heisenberg (RE8), Sal Fisher (Sally Face)
Fic type: Fluff Alphabet
Fandom/s: RE8, Sally Face (seperately)
F - Fight - Would they be easy to forgive their s/o? Why are they fighting?
Karl Heisenberg
He's prone to being tempermental sometimes, but he doesn't pick real fights unless he thinks he's right
If you two fight, it has to be something to do with yours or his well-beings. He can be overprotective, but he also is an absolute mess all of the time
He's so easy to forgive you though, he just can't stay mad at you
I - Inspiration - Did their s/o change for them somehow, or the other way around? Like trying out new things or helped them overcome personal problems?
To be honest, nothing really changed except the state of his living space, because that's all he really thought was not good enough for you
And by that, I mean he started cleaning up after himself. As I said, he is a mess. There's things everywhere. Tiny pieces of metal, food dishes, clothes, you name it.
J - Jealousy - Do they get jealous easily? How do they deal with it?
He's pretty trusting in you, and he knows you can take care of yourself if someone is bothering you, so he doesn't get jealous that often all things considered.
However if you look uncomfortable in any way he will not hesitate to let his nieces commit some murders.
L - Love Confession - How would they confess to their s/o
Freaks out over it for a bit and you accidentally stumble upon him planning/thinking of how to do it
Completely on accident and completely out of his element, very shocked when you laugh at him a bit and tell him you'd love to.
U - Upset - How do they act when they're upset?
If he's angry upset, he lashes out at you if you get a bit too near, never physically, but he can be pretty mean. Best to just leave him for a bit to cool down and he'll be back to normal
If he's sad upset, he kinda shuts himself away. Doesn't ask for help, doesn't tell you, doesn't ask for comfort. But he will cuddle with you
Y - Yearning - How will they cope when they're missing their partner?
He lays in bed or mopes around until you're back. And then he'll mope when you're back for leaving him alone (he's not really that upset)
He doesn't really enjoy being alone, and he misses having you for company
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Sal Fisher
F - Fight - Would they be easy to forgive their s/o? Why are they fighting?
He doesn't like fighting, or even arguing for that matter. If you two start having a fight, he will just leave the room/walk away
Which can be a bit infuriating for obvious reasons but like, it somehow works because then instead of focusing on why you're angry, you focus on trying to catch him. And then you can talk it out without being mad
I - Inspiration - Did their s/o change for them somehow, or the other way around? Like trying out new things or helped them overcome personal problems?
I don't think anything really changed with either of you. He wouldn't want you to change, and the same is said in reverse.
He'd be a bit more comfortable with people being in his personal bubble though. I mean, he has Larry who (in my opinion) just straight up hangs on people, but its not the same
J - Jealousy - Do they get jealous easily? How do they deal with it?
He can be a tad bit jealous, but he doesn't voice it because he feels a bit bad about it
I mean, you are your own person, but you're also his partner and sometimes people suck
L - Love Confession - How would they confess to their s/o
He didn't, Larry did it for him
Essentially, he kept rambling about you to Larry, and Larry was getting a bit tired of it (Sal is his best friend, but after weeks of hearing about how this one particular guy is attractive, it was a bit annoying), so he told Sal that you liked him too, and that he was going to tell you that Sal liked you as well
Sal didn't speak to him for about a day, but at the end of it, he had a partner and he missed his best friend, soooo that didn't last very long
U - Upset - How do they act when they're upset?
He doesn't like to show people that he's not okay. If he's upset, it'll likely lead to shaking and a crack in his voice, and since he doesn't want to bother anyone, he either hides in his room, or somewhere else in the apartments.
Find him though, and he's super clingy and will probably fall asleep on your shoulder or with his head in your lap
Y - Yearning - How will they cope when they're missing their partner?
He'll sleep at Larry's probably if you go on a trip, just so he can maybe not focus on missing you
If you just don't live in the apartments, or had to go home, there's a small chance he'll show up at your door either in the middle of the night, or he'll show up as soon as he knows you're awake, if only just for a hug
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I don't care if it hurts
I wanna have control
I want a perfect body
I want a perfect soul
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angi-writes-filth · 1 year
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Bites | Dimitrescu vs Heisenberg HCs
Inspired by this post, by the user greasy-metal-daddy. Which I won’t tag because I don’t wanna be annoying lmao lmao *cries in social anxiety*
A very random set of headcanons, but follow me on this.
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So, I mean, maybe not everyone thinks the same, but I totally see Karl as a dude who enjoys filling his darling with traces of himself; to mark his territory, if you will. Be it by sharing clothes, constantly having a hand or an arm on you, kissing you at random times just to have the constant warmth of his lips on yours. And then there are hickeys, and bites.
And we all know that, of course, Alcina bites. She is a vampire, after all. But given Karl is closely associated with werewolves, it’s not really that out there to suggest he loves sinking his canines on his darling when they feel like it. Maybe, and most likely, during... spicier times.
So it made me think...
Alcina would bite with pin-point accuracy. Her fangs puncture only in the juiciest places, avoiding, or touching, the veins as she so pleases, almost with surgical precision. It’s scary to think that the woman knows every single place in your body she could sink her fangs into and make you bleed out, but instead uses this knowledge when bonding with her darling.
Karl’s bites are reserved only for the most intimate moments, as the man doesn’t particularly enjoy drinking blood as a pastime. Thus, there’s no pattern, no order, no rules, no nothing. If the man wants to bite, he’ll bite anywhere that’s accessible at the moment. Your shoulders? Bet. Your neck? Bet. Your chest? Bet. Your thighs? Bet. The man’ll sink his canines on ya skin everywhere with zero hesitation.
Alcina, being the refined, proper lady she is, revels in the discreet. Only those whose eyes linger on you can spot the holes on your skin left by the mistress. And if the wounds peek through your clothing, it’s the very, very edges alone; as if the memories of steamy times with the Lady teased you, by being there in secret, sometimes dancing under the layers of your clothing, and leave you wondering how many people noticed.
Karl is absolutely shameless in this regard. The more obvious, the better! Normally leaves many marks littered across the places he knows others can see; he gets kinda pissy if you try to hide them. And if he can sneak a few kisses on them, to remind you and his siblings of the bites’ existence constantly, he’d have the time of his life. If he’s feeling specially possessive, sometimes he may even leave a hickey or two during meetings, just to piss Alcina off when she notices.
In terms of how do they look, Alcina’s bites are as delicate-looking as everything else she does. Normally, as mentioned before, they’re two holes that look much more shallow than they actually are (she bites really deep, keep that in mind); if anything, your skin’s redder along the edges of the two dots. Not to mention, she’s not messy, and doesn’t turn you into a bloody mess as she drinks from you. Unless she’s pissed for some reason, that is, and the two punctures look bruised and painful just to look at, so let’s not even talk about how they feel, in the moment or afterward. Alcina appreciates keeping your skin looking smooth, so even when the bites cure, she makes sure they leave a scar that is as unnoticeable as possible. There are going to be three new ones in its place anyway...
Karl’s are... nowhere near as delicate. Depending on how rough you like him to be, they can range from relatively noticeable marks on your skin, to full-on, blueish/blackish bruises in the shape of sharp canines and human teeth. Like you’d been attacked by a Lycan not-yet-fully-mutated lmao. If you guys are kinky enough, the man can go absolutely feral and even draw a bit of blood (even if you reassure him that you enjoy it, he’s going to be worried as fuck once you two are done and ngl, he’ll feel like shit a little bit for hurting you like that. But at the same time, if you like it, he’s proud of it??? My man get your emotions together).
Alcina thinks it’s disgusting to see you walk around with Heisenberg’s bites all over your skin, making little to no effort to cover them. It’s indecent and uncouth, just like the man who gave them to you. And if, in the past, Lady Dimitrescu and Lord Heisenberg fought for your ownership, and that child got to keep his filthy hands on you, she’ll be angry beyond belief when she sees you. Covered in hickeys and messy, obscene bitemarks, carrying his scent all over you. It gets in her face when you walk. She’s pissed.
Karl, if we’re honest, probably doesn’t pay much attention to ya if you’re Alcina’s plaything. He pretends he does, just to take a piss at the super sized bitch, but in reality doesn’t give a fuck about you once you’re in her hands. If anything, he’s curious why she’s kept you alive this long, and so may eye you up and down sometimes, trying to figure out your secrets. That’s when he notices the bitemarks. Unless provoked, he won’t say a thing, tho. And it would probably be some dirty comment about what kinda magic you got in that body of yours to make Lady Dimitrescu so eager to mark you as hers asfadsa-- Which makes Alcina want to castrate him right then and there.
And that’s it, that’s what my brain has conjured for you guys lolololol. It’s a very weird and niche topic, I know, but I couldn’t stop thinking about this once the question formed in my brain and you guys had to deal with the consequences. 😔 I’m sorry.
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Bela if she was a human high school student, anyways here’s what I think she’d be like
- 100% a popular girl I mean look at her 
- I feel like she actually wouldnt date around a lot she kind of seems like the type of person to just keep to herself - maybe a long term relationship or two
- she’s still tall, like definitely 6′0+
- wears red all the time.. its her thing
- idk about the forehead tattoo, honestly I just feel like its not bela if she doesnt have her forehead thing
- totally an all honors student
- in like 203948 extracurricular activities
- debate kid I just know it, probably band too (flute player fr)
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winterz-cabin · 11 months
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Okay so hear me out; Heisenberg's power works over conductive metal, specifically iron, right?
Anyone who has seen Avatar: The Last Airbender knows what I'm getting at when I say: Karl Heisenberg has the ability to manipulate blood
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pawsthec · 2 years
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Music
Can you imagine a maid just in the music hall in castle dimitrescu cleaning when a song poops to mind and she casually starts humming. It's a song that Lady D once sang with her band.
When Lady Passes the hall and she hears the melody her heart fucking melts, especially once she realises its her favourite little maid humming.
Every once in a while she'll pass by when she knows that that specific maid is cleaning in hopes of hearing her hum again, sometimes she does and others she is disappointed.
One time she's listening from the other side and decides to just sneak on in, when she looks up to find her maid smiling while she is humming her heart melts all over again.
Then the maid turns and sees Alcina, she stops
Maid: *quick curtsey* my lady
Alcina: how do you know that song?
Maid: my parents were obsessed with playing jazz songs while I was a baby, they thought it would help my development. Jokes on them; I'm neuro divergent. I must of had them burned into my memory after having them on loop.
Alcina: do you know who sings the song?
Maid: yes, I believe it was a woman who called herself Miss D. She was part of the band Miss D and the Pallboys.
Alcina: is she your favourite jazz singer?
Maid: I wouldn't say that I have a favourite, but if I had to pick one then it probably be her. Why do you ask?
Alcina: *chuckles in Upper class* I simply wish to know if you have a favourite lyric of hers?
Maid: one in particular. I do apologise in advance for my terrible singing but the line that speaks to me is 'moonlight is the only light brighter than you'
Alcina: 'for sunlight has no comparison my darling ray' is what I believe comes next
Maid: it is, you an incredible sing-... No, no way
Alcina: Darling?
Maid: *runs hand down face* you were Miss D weren't you
Alcina: *honestly a little stunned* yes, how did you know
Maid: your voice has changed, but it's still similar. You really do have an amazing singing voice, my lady
Alcina: thank you, dear. Now, I must hurry to dinner before my daughters come looking for me. I wouldn't mind hearing you sing, even if it is terrible, more often. Only my songs though
Maid: of course, you ears will never be tortured by hearing any other song, my lady
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rhinestonecowdoy · 1 year
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So you know how crocodiles carry their babies in their mouth?
Currently imagining Alcina turning into her mega dragon form, wrapping up her daughters in winter clothes and taking them outside in her giant, toothy mouth to fly around🥺
In this essay, I will...
Edit: The deed is done; I have made it into a story :)
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