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Babies are socially accepted parasites.
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thats him officer thats the gnome that baked me the most beautiful raspberry scone
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"you attract what you fear"
AHHHHHH A RICH BENEFACTOR WHO WILL FUND ALL MY WEIRD CREATIVE ENDEAVOURS NOOOOOO STAY AWAYYYY
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his chiropractor
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"No one wants to work anymore." Damn right brother. If I could sit in a beautiful field for 40 hours every week of my singular precious life I would
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tiktok is such an awful app, it's almost designed to feed you misinformation and expose you to insane discourse. unlike beloved tumblr, the app that feeds me misinformation and exposes me to insane discourse
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RimWorld updated, giving you the option of obtaining books to entertain or educate your little colonists. But there's an amaaaazong mod for it already, which adds randomly generated fandom-type books. 😭 Fanfiction and or romance novel type books with randomly generate titles and descriptions. So sometimes I check on a colonist and their status says 'reading Politician x Engineer Yaoi' and I fucking lose it 😂😂
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tiny stars necklace ✩
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The Brotherhood: We're sending you a replacement squire
Thaddeus:
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i forgot how fucking hilarious "informational" mental health diagrams can be.
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Opal Galaxy
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Getting up at 6 am IRL: aw fuck it’s so early oh my god
Getting up at 6 am in an rpg: *banging pots and pans together in front of the cobbler’s shop* WAKEY WAKEY THE SUN IS UP I WANT SOME SHOOOOOOOES
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Oh you give author comment?? You give author little kudos on their fic?? LOVE FOR READER!! LOVE FOR READER FOR ONE MILLION YEARS!!
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unfortunately i Do feel better when i clean my living space and eat enough fruits and veggies and go outside and generally remember i am a mammal :| real pity that knowing this does not make it easier to do those things
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