#incorrect monster high

[incorrectmonsterhigh]

Draculaura: Yeah you're right. It WOULD be pretty fucked up if you were a swan but you were raised by ducks and you grew up never seeing another swan or even knowing that such a thing as a swan even existed so you just thought you were a duck with something super wrong with it.

Twyla: Autism

Frankie: Trans moment

Lagoona: Kung-Fu Panda

#monster high #mh #draculaura #twyla boogeyman #frankie stein #lagoona blue #incorrect monster high #original: tumblr user princehendir

[antmonsters]

toralei probably

#incorrect monster high #monster high #toralei stripe #toralei

[erikascleves]

Nefera: I hate you (affectionately). Clawdia: I love you (sarcastically).  (Nefera and Clawdia start making out.) Cleo: What the fuck?

#quote by anothertelepath #nefera de nile #clawdia wolf #wolf family #cleo de nile #de nile #monster high #incorrect quotes #monster high incorrect quotes #incorrect monster high quotes #incorrect monster high

[feline17ff]

Cupid: Call me Chariclo

Someone: Okay, I'll call you, cheerio to you too!

@the-lavender-creator

#ca cupid #ever after high #monster high #incorrect monster high #incorrect eah #incorrect quotes #Cheerio

[overheard-in-monsterhigh]

Frankie: Gender is a scam invented by bathroom companies to sell more bathrooms.

#frankie stein #mh fandom #mh g3 #monster high #monster high g3 #incorrect quotes #g3 frankie stein

[incorrect-tmnt2012-quotes]

Karai: When are you gonna dump that loser of a boyfriend?

Leo: Casey is NOT a loser!

Karai: Donnie says he's a slacker. I say he needs a haircut. And he says "dude” like, every other word!

#incorrect tmnt quotes #source: monster high #tmnt 2012 #tmnt #teenage mutant ninja turtles #leonardo #karai #casey jones #donatello #caseynardo

[spiltinksky]

Chan: Thanks for coming with me, Minghao. I'm so glad you're here to support me.

Minghao: No problem. Always here to help out a friend.

Chan: And thanks for coming too, Seungkwan. Even though I specifically told you not to.

Seungkwan: My pleasure.

#seungkwan #minghao #chan #dino #the8 #incorrect seventeen #incorrect kpop #incorrect svt #incorrect svt quotes #kpop #incorrect kpop quotes #incorrect seventeen quotes #seventeen incorrect quotes #kpop incorrect quotes #svt incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #svt #seventeen #source: monster high

[nixotinix]

Ok so we all know the joke of Jackson not understanding monster slang yeah?? Now, I raise you the inverse: his monster friends not understanding human slang. Just like people who don't get gen Z slang. Observe.

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Frankie: Man, lunch in the creepateria was amazing! I totally ate and left no crumbs.

Jackson: what the fuck do you think that means??

#monster high #jackson jekyll #frankie stein #monster high incorrect quotes #monster high memes #this is. an incredibly funny concept. #Frankie Stein: i just found out what slay means and i do not slay!!! i would never murder someone!!!!!! #jax thinks it is. extremely funny #and he never tells them what it actually means #hes here for the chaos #holt is a bystander #who also doesnt understand normie slang #the only normie slang word he knows is 'vibe check' #and thats because he 'vibe checks' heath by hitting him in the back of the head

[underqualified-human]

Yuu: You're just saying that to make me feel better.

Vil: Aww, Yuu, when have I ever said anything just to make someone feel better?

#aries incorrect #source: monster high #random thing but I love this quote #i think it ultimately sums up Cleo's character very well #vil schoenheit #vil schoenheit x reader #vil x reader #twst x reader #twst incorrect quotes #twisted wonderland x reader #disney twst x reader #disney twisted wonerland x reader #disney twst #disney twisted wonderland

[sparklyaxolotlstudent]

Over their iCoffins.

Frankie: Would you still love me if I was a worm?

Cleo: Don't be silly, of course I would!

Frankie: Good, because Draculaura just botched a spell.

Draculaura: I already said sorry!!

#monster high #g3 #incorrect quotes #frankie stein #cleo de nile #draculaura

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Steve: You’re just saying that to make me feel better.

Tony: Aww, Steve, when have I ever said anything just to make someone feel better?

#source: monster high #steve rogers #steve rogers incorrect quotes #captain america #tony stark #tony stark incorrect quotes #iron man #marvel incorrect quotes #marvel #avengers #avengers incorrect quotes

[incorrectmonsterhigh]

Sis, now that you're old enough, there's something I've always wanted to tell you, and I think you're ready to hear it: You're not very pretty, and you're not very bright. I'm so glad we had that talk.

- Nefera De Nile, to Cleo

#idk how ive only just recognised this quote #bc nefera absolutely would say this #monster high #mh #nefera de nile #cleo de nile #incorrect monster high #original: a cinderella story

[antmonsters]

yup. totally them

#incorrect monster high #monsterhigh #draculaura #clawd wolf #clawd x draculaura #draculaura x clawd

[a-dauntless-daffodil]

The Question of Cleo's Night Light!

Clawdeen: Uh, Cleo? Why are you carrying a nightlight?

Cleo: Wh- tHIS nightlight?! Oh it's uhhh, just, like um, an accessory...?

Draculaura: Are you scared of the-

Cleo: Pfft, who me? A fully embalmed mummy? Scared of the DARK? Nooo, of course not! This is-

Clawdeen: Cleo-

Frankie: IT'S MINE! It's for me, I mean!

Clawdeen: Say what?

Draculaura: What?

Cleo: What.

Frankie: Cleo carries it around when we hang out because I'm the one who's scared of the dark.

Daculaura: Oh! Oh Frankie, I had no idea. You hide it so well...

Clawdeen: Boo, what have we said about hiding stuff that upsets you?

Frankie: Errr, not to? Heheheh...

-LATER-

Cleo: Frankie, that was- very sweet of you-

Frankie: Anything for you, Cleo!

Cleo: But! I can't have you lying to your friends for me like that. I mean monsters always think it's no big deal, and the next thing you know-

Frankie: Don't worry, I didn't lie.

Cleo: Okay, I know I put my inner ears in a jar, but the rest of them are totally fine. And I totally heard you fib for me, Frankie Stein.

Frankie: Nope! I didn't! Anything that makes you sad really IS scary to me too!

Cleo: .... really?

Frankie: Yup! Cross-stich my heart!

Frankie: Well I mean actually it's kinda your heart now, I guess. Or your family's tomb's heart? Is that how giving a heart works?

Cleo: Okay seriously, how are you REAL?

Frankie: Oh oh OH, I love this story! It started out one daaaark and stormy night, when a bunch of monsters died. Turns out they were all organ donors! Sooo my parents were like "Cool! Free organs!" and....

#mhg3 #monster high gen 3 #cleo de nile #frankie stein #clankie #draculaura #clawdeen wolf #incorrect quote #i miss cleo's night light #bring the night light baaaaack

[i-belong-to-too-many-fadoms]

Frankie: The Moon is full tonight.

Draculaura: It's the perfect time for a werewolf to come out.

Clawdeen: I'm gay.

#g3 monster high #monster high #frankie stein #draculaura #clawdeen wolf #incorrect quotes #monster high incorrect quotes #I really hope no one has done this before #But yeah #here it is

[overheard-in-monsterhigh]

Nefera: So, what is Frankie to you?

Cleo: The reason I wake up every morning.

Nefera: ... Holy shit that's adorable.

[earlier that morning]

Frankie, bursting into Cleo’s room and continuously jumping on top of her: WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP!!

#frankie stein #cleo de nile #nefera de nile #clankie #mh fandom #mh g3 #monster high #monster high g3 #incorrect quotes