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dragonflavoredcake · 1 year
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Tango: THE SUN IS ON FIRE, I REPEAT, THE SUN IS ON FIRE! Scar: THE OCEAN IS FLOODING! RED ALERT! THE OCEAN IS FLOODING! Bdubs: THIS IS AN EMERGENCY! THE EARTH IS SPINNING GUYS, IT'S SPINNING! Zedaph: A MYSTERIOUS GAS HAS SETTLED ALL THROUGHOUT THE EARTH AND WE ARE CURRENTLY BREATHING IT IN! Tango, Scar, Bdubs, and Zed: *run around screaming* Keralis: Man, this server . . .
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celestial-artisan · 3 months
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Velvette: Breathe, darling, just breathe. Vox, sobbing: I've done nothing with my life! I'm a failure! Alastor: Well that's never bothered you before.
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this-hazbin-quoted · 20 days
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*Alastor, watching Lucifer enter the bar wearing fancy clothes*
Alastor, sad: I see you have a date. Who's the lucky person?
Lucifer: …
Lucifer: I forgot to ask you out, didn't I?
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charmac · 6 months
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skz-maybe-incorrects · 2 months
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is this even anything click to see better
pt 1+2+3+4
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Heaven: "We have created a divine holy soldier-"
Charlie: "You messed up a perfectly good angel is what you did!" (holds up vaggie) "Look at my girlfriend!! She's got DEPRESION!"
Vaggie: "There's no point to my existence if I'm not useful to some greater cause."
Charlie: "SEE!?!???" (hugging vaggie) "You exist and so I hug."
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tanked-up · 4 months
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They in fact had to call both
(Part 21 of my collection)
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Jason, storming into the Batcave: BRUCE! Get your demon.
Bruce, not looking up: Damain, let go of Jason. It's past your bed time.
Damian, clinging to Jason's torso: Not until he says it.
Bruce: Jason, say it.
Dick: What does he want you to say?
Damian: Todd is the only one who refuses to wish me a goodnight. I deserve to be Good Night'ed
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smw-on-kamino · 12 hours
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Happy may the 4th! Here, have another Crosshair special
I can fix him (no really I can)
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five-of-cr · 5 months
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marvel-lous-guy · 5 months
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Tony: What the hell was that!?
Peter: A calculated risk!
Tony: you shot me!
Peter: I SAID IT WAS CALCULATED! I NEVER SAID I WAS GOOD AT MATH!
Tony: it doesn't take a genius to understand that if you pull the trigger an arrow will be fired at whoever is at the end of the bow!
Peter: It's a HARPOON
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Miorine: I give up. I am so tired.
Lilique: Get the emergency supply!
Till: [carries Suletta and places her in front of Miorine]
Suletta: [smiles]
Miorine: I can topple some governments
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thlassicalamity · 5 months
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learning after effects by. doing whatever this is, apparently
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Artificer: hey I wonder what happens if I put powdered milk into carbonated water Artificer: my cereal is loud and it's demanding to know why I would sin against both nature and the gods so thoughtlessly Fighter: ... how does it taste? Artificer: bad Wizard: the fizz comes from carbonic acid in the water splitting up into CO2 and H2O over time. And carbonic acid is- as an acid- sour. Wizard: By adding milk to sour water you've created a very convincing emulation of spoiled milk, so I'll believe in a heartbeat that the taste is Not Great. Artificer: I have mastered the potion: Instant Spoiled Milk, therefore earning the rank of shittiest alchemist currently alive.
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angelwiththeblue-box · 7 months
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part one of more probably im literally insane about them <3 (show that ended five years ago)
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skz-maybe-incorrects · 10 months
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