#i will probably get embarassed and private this

[cause-i-am-a-mastermind]

not to be a crazy swiftie, but i have a theory about midnights....

it might not even be new, but it's new to me, okay?

i wanna say, that I don't know shit about Taylor-lore, all i know is just bits and bobs and the bops (haha), that's all the context i have.

if you observe the songs in order:

lavender haze - the start of the relationship, start of lover era. it's a new relatioship, he's so accepting of her and all the drama that was around her, she feels the lavender haze creeping up on her (lover album - baby blue and pink clouds, pink+blue=purple -> lavender haze) she's so in love that she doesn't even care what people are saying ("talk your talk and go viral, i just need this love spiral, get it off your chest, get it off my desk")

maroon - the start of the end, a happy memory in the present, but looking back, it's all shades of red. "Red" is a song, in which she describes love as red. she described the love she felt towards him as golden in Daylight. looking back to the happy memory, she realises that he might not be the one, although she still loves him. comparing red and maroon (with burgundy and the other shades she used) we can feel like she really grew up between the two songs, these darker shades of red feel more mature

anti-hero - it all ties back to being a people pleaser (as she called herself in her newly released song" you're losing me"), the relationship isn't working out, so she tries to find the problem in herself. what I'm unsure about is the identity of the anti-hero. is it Taylor who finds all the faults of the relationship rooting from her, or is it Joe, who does not even seem to notice them? it's also notable, that she didn't leave Joe inher will in the music video. they either already broke up, or she already lost faith in the relationship lasting much longer.

snow on the beach - it was a good night. she thought the spark between them was gone, but that night was different, and it gave her hope. it's weird, it's like a dream, something she didn't think would happen, just like seeing snow on the beach. "I can't speak, afraid to jinx it" it made her so happy to have the spark back, but she's scares to mention it, just in case.

you're on your own kid - this song is a bit different, it could be interpreted in completely different contexts, but it also feels like they started to spend time apart from eachother. she's still hopeful, and is still looking to change herself, in case she can save the relationship. but it's just not working out. the one she loved the most, the one she thought was THE ONE just isn't, she's feeling lost like she's all alone in this world.

midnight rain - i saw someone say this was actually from Joe's pov, and it kinda makes sense. maybe both character's are Joe. "he" is his younger self, maybe from before they met, the one, who was looking for a bride. but it all changed, he changed, just like a day changes to another when midnight hits, a completely new day, a new person. the "I" is his current self, the one who is only chasing fame, wanting to make his own name. the song shows, how Taylor feels it's her fault that he changed. Before he met her, it wasn't a problem, but once they started dating, he was known as Taylor Swift's boyfriend, so he wanted to make his own name. this wouldn't have happened, if it wasn't for Taylor, so she simply blames herself.

question...? - i might be just dumb for this, I don't see anything in this, might be about cheating, or just thinking about cheating??? idk. she might started to realize she can't keep blaming only herself

vigilante shit - she's just in her girlboss era, don't mind her, she's servinggg

bejeweled - she gave him everything, he gave nothing. she's a bad bitch and she shows it. she was less public during the relationship, but she's still bejeweled, she can still make the whole place shimmer. "i polish up real nice". he gave up his chance, of always being first, so he now has to "wait in line" - he didn't put her first, so why would she?

labyrinth - he's trying to win her back, and it's working, kind of, but she knows, she can't let go of her walls, despite that being what everyone expects of her

karma - this song is for anyone who wronged her, but there are three, who got a verse dedicated to them, and i believe the third might be for Joe "ask me what I learned from all those years, ask me what I earned from all those tears"

sweet nothing - finding the pebble brings back a memory, that he might not be the villain she made him to be. she might have realised, that she went to the other extreme, that instead of blaming it all on herself, she was blaming it all on him. but it's not like that, it's not black and white, they both had parts in why it didn't work out.

mastermind - she's thinking about how they met, and the fact, that she was pulling the strings, which is a romantic gesture, kind of, but it does feel a bit artificial. we all have this belief that meeting our soulmate just happens, it's supposed to be love at first sight, and she might be feeling like she ruined their chances by pulling some strings right at the start.

the bonus tracks don't seem to follow any chronological order.

the great war - it ties the songs together, it makes the story a whole. when the relationship started to fail, she had everything bottled inside of her. she fought her feelings alone, although he tried to be there for her, it was just feeding the fire. she was blaming him, and despite seeing the situation more clearly, it was the great war. their biggest fight, they couldn't just "plant a memory garden" and act as if nothing happened. "the worst was over" "we survived the great war" they thought this was a huge fight and it's over, but the first world war was also called the great war, until the second happened, so the song title was also foreshadowing another fight.

some people think Bigger than the whole sky describes a miscarriage. which would make a lot of sense, as that tends to have its toll on relationships.

paris - 'yeah, nothing bad happened, we were in paris, remember?' this might be about how the public had no clue about the hard patch they were experiencing, this is the version, that we heard, thinking everything is fine and they love eachother more than ever. "romance is not dead if you keep it just yours" - that's a fucking lie, their romance was literally dying, but they couldn't just say that

high infidelity - it's either about her cheating on him. or the fact, that his feeling were never as strong as hers "the slowest is never loving them enough". maybe april 29th is not the day she cheated, but the one, where she soent the whole time daydreaming about them being married (second verse)

glitch - it completely disregards how she described their meeting in Mastermind. they weren't supposed to become a thing, it just happened, it was just up to chance, that she wasn't "in someone else's playground". the whole relationship happened because of a glitch, she didn't want to have a serious relationship

dear reader - she's talking about her experiences and giving advice, but her main advice is "never take advice from someone who's falling apart" but she's the one falling apart, you shouldn't take her advice, because she's so hurt that she can't see straight ("you should find another") - at first it's just whispers, then at the end, she's the one who tells the "reader" that they should find someone else to take advice from

hits different - this song is after the breakup, but doesn't make it too obvious, but might be the reason it was not online until now. it's not easy for her to move on, because he wasn't just 'one of those Kens, she'd just ghost'. "now the sum burns my heart" this line is referencing Daylight (love is golden like daylight) - love is burning her heart. the breakup made her a mess, she's crying over objects, she goes on tangents about him, so she doesn't get invited anywhere anymore, she still hopes for him to come back

#taylor swift #midnights #midnights 3am #midnights 3am version #taylor swift midnights #am i reaching too far #am i reading too much into this? #you're losing me still needs to ripen in my brain #i love to read to much into things #it's like my hobby #proofreading is for losers #i hope I won't regret wasting 3 hours on this shit #i will probably get embarassed and private this #midnights theory #be honest should i check myself into the nearest mental institution? #I shouldn't have drank that coffee #i am high on caffeine

[zsturiolosx]

Teach ya

pairing: Soft!Dom!chris x Reader

summary: You were nervous the whole day, and one of your closets friend, Chris, realizes it. Even though you thought he couldn’t help, you were wrong.

warning: smutt, cursing, pet names

You were in the Sturniolo’s house, with them, Nate and Madi. They were talking and laughing, and even though you were there, your mind were somewhere else.

All day you’ve been thinking about the date you are gonna go tomorrow night.

And probably gonna end up in his house.

The problem is, you never had sex before, and you’re worried you’re gonna embarass yourself or sum.

He’s nice to you, you’ve been talking for a few days, he’s pretty cute, and your friends say go for it. You quite don’t know if you’re ready, but it’s better now than never, right?

You were so focused on your thoughts that you don’t hear someone calling your name. You turn around and sees Chris focused on you, while the other talked along their self.

“Y/n” He whispers, you point to him with your head. “Are you okay?”

You knew that sooner or later he would ask. Even though you are close to everybody, you and Chris just have a different connection.

“Uhm, yeah.” You smile, but he still keeps his deep blue eyes on you. “I’m fine, nothing you should be worrying about.”

“C’mon Y/n, talk to me.” He comes closer, his hand meeting yours “I know that something is wrong.”

You sigh, he wouldn’t forget about it if you didn’t tell. “Okay, but i have to say it in your bedroom, is kinda private.”

Chris nods and gets up, pulling you together. “Be right back.” He says to everybody and they continued their conversation.

As you go up the stairs and into his bedroom, Chris closes the door and you sit in his bed.

“Okay, so tell me.” He says as he sits down in front of you.

You take a deep breath, avoiding looking at him because you’re embarrassed.

“Uhm, I have a date tomorrow, and I will probably end up in his house.” As you say that, you realize that Chris’s hand can’t keep still.

“You don’t want to? Just tell him.” He says.

Oh, if it were that easy.

“No, I want to. He’s nice, treat me good, cute and we’ve been talking for a few days. The thing is, I’m a virgin.”

You finally look at him, his eyes a little wide, his lips were stuck together. But he breaths out and looks down.

“And I’m nervous, what if I embarrass myself and do everything wrong?” You break the uncomfortable silence that grew between you.

After this, he looks at you, like he could see through your soul. Your cheeks getting a flesh a color.

“Uhm, i know this may sound weird, but i could teach you…?” Chris says, you instantly look at him, your eyes almost popping out of your head.

“What?” You were in a state of shock, you never imagined you and Chris would be having this talk.

“I mean, I could help you.” He continues, looking down. “We’ve been friends for a while, I trust you and you trust me, right?”

You nod, hearing what he has to say.

“And I could just teach you and that’s it, just as friends.”

After a while of silence, you look at him and smile shyly.

“Okay.” You say and he smiles, his face lightening up.

“Yeah? Are you sure?”

The way he worries about you makes it right. He’s the right person for this. You trust him more than anything, and your friendship is too strong to be ruined by this.

“Yeah.” You nod, happy. Chris smiles again and put his hand on your jaw, pulling you to a kiss. His soft lips met yours, a tingling sensation runs up your body.

His tongue ask for passage, and when you accepted, your tongues touch eachother, giving shivers up your spine.

His tongue dominates yours, while his hand go down your waist. He’s grabbing the hem of your tank top.

“Can I take it off?” Chris asks, his voice was low and raspy, making you crazy.

You nod a yes, he slowly passes the shirt through your head, staring at your light pink bra. You blush, his smiles becoming larger.

His kisses go down your neck, leaving hickeys and small bites, going down and kissing your covered boob.

“I’m just gonna rip this out of ya, yeah?” Chris says, unhooking your bra faster than he could blink. He’s a pro on this.

His mouth kisses your, now, naked boob, making you gasp from the unexpected contact. The heat between your legs growing more and more as his kisses go to your stomach.

“Chris, please” You whimper, feeling your body ecstatic. He smirks, getting up and meeting your lips for the last time.

Chris’s hand meet the elastic of your shorts, which he quickly takes it off, leaving only in your pink lace panties.

“So beautiful for me.” He whispers, his raspy voice bringing tingles all over your body.

Chris takes off the last piece of clothing you had, smiling at the figure he had, and only him could see. He leans over you, your faces so close together he could feel your accelerated breathing.

“Have you ever done… anything?” Chris asks, his blue eyes staring down at you. You nod a no, embarrassed.

“Not even touched yourself?” You look the other side, flustered, and nod another no.

“Hey, look at me” Chris grabs your chin, facing you with a little smile on his soft and pink lips. “You don’t need to be ashamed, ok?”

He gets up and takes his pants off, his boxers were already full. Wow, he was big.

“Uhm, I’m gonna go real slow, yeah? So I don’t hurt you.” Chris is now between your legs, smiling at you, naked, on his bed.

It was just a vision from heaven for him.

Chris takes his boxer of, his length hitting his stomach. You gasp, seeing his dick, it was bigger than you could imagine.

He leans over, giving you a quick peck before sliding his tip on your folds. You gasp form the feeling, Chris kissing your neck makes you even more needy.

Chris starts pushing into you, you let small moans leave your mouth. But when you look down, you see that not even half of him was inside of you.

Once you adjust to his size, you squeeze his hand and he gets it, thrusting the rest of his length inside of you.

Eyes shut, mouth hanging open with moan leaving it louder every time. Chris whimpers in your ear, your walls clenching around him.

“Fuck- You are so tight, gorgeous” He says, his compliments making your body tremble.

After a couple of seconds, Chris starts to thrust into you, in and out, making you moan every time.

“Y/n, baby, please be quiet.” Chris puts his hand over your mouth, your noises and whimpers becoming muffled by his big hand.

You realize that now Chris can’t handle being slow and careful anymore, his pushes into you become stronger and faster, but yet, somehow, delicate.

“Oh, Chris!” You moan, once he take his hand off your mouth. His tip hitting your g-spot every time he thrust all of his length into you.

The knot on your stomach forming and becoming bigger and bigger with every push, your legs trembling and your tights squeezing.

“Chris, I’m close…” You manage to whimper out, your eyes rolling back your head.

“God, you’re so gorgeous” Chris whispers in your ear, and that made you fall.

You feel your cum leaking out of your body, making a mess all over his dick. As you feel your knees trembling, you realize his thrust were becoming sloppier. He was close.

“Fuck, fuck, fuck” Chris repeats it, and finally, you feel his white liquid fill you up real nice.

You moan loud, Chris puts his mouth over yours, giving you a messy kiss, that still gives goosebumps.

He takes his dick off of you and lays down beside you, Chris rests his elbow on the bed, then resting his chin on his hand, looking at you.

His blue eyes were dark, his pupils occupying the whole space. He stared at you with so much intensity that made you blush, acting like you were the prettiest girl in the world, even if you were a mess.

“Stop looking a me like that.” You say, giggling, catching your breath.

“Like what?” He asks, making you hide your face in the pillows. “A’ight, let’s get you clean up.”

Chris gets up and leaves the room, coming back with a wet towel, cleaning your mess. He helps you to get dressed and after gets dressed.

You two walk down the stairs, entering the living room. As you see everybody, Madi was holding her laugh so hard, Nate’s focused on his phone, blushing, and Nick and Matt looked disgusted.

“What?” You ask quietly, feeling your cheeks get a flesh of color.

“What the fuck was that?” Nick asks, almost throwing up.

Chris shrugges and sits down infront of them, you sit by his side.

“Did you just fucked?” Matt now asks, and because of your faces, they knew it was true.

“Oh my god” Nate says, laughing. You hide your face with your hands, not handling the stares.

“What? She needed my help with something.” Chris admittes it, making everybody gasp.

“Y/n, I can’t believe you just lost your virginity to him” Madi is in shock, and what you just said made everybody shock even more.

“WHAT?” They all scream in sync.

“That’s why I helped her, she has a date tomorrow and was scared”

“So you decided to fuck my best friend? With us here?!” Nick yell, still disgusted.

He just laughs, looking at you, smiling at your red cheeks and shy smile.

#chris sturniolo #matt sturniolo #nick sturniolo #sturniolo triplets #madi filipowicz #nate doe #smut #virgin reader

[just-jordie-things]

valentines from jjk:

what valentines i think they would give you <3 happy love day everyone, don't forget to tell the people you care about that you care about them !! warnings: slightly suggestive in gojo + maki's parts

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GOJO SATORU:

gojo is nothing short of extravagant. so expect a massive, expensive bouquet of your favorite flowers. if he's feeling particularly in the mood of love, he might try to serenade you (as if this huge bouquet he presented in front of everyone you know wasn't embarassing enough!! but it's the thought that counts, isn't it?) now just imagine how he's going to treat you when the two of you are alone

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GETO SUGURU:

he's so romantic you're going to swoon and pass out- suguru drives you out to a nice field in the evening so you can watch the sunset, have a picnic complete with sweets and a bottle of wine, and then you can watch the stars come out and find as many constellations as you can. the possibility of you also watching the sunrise together is quite fair.

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NANAMI KENTO:

nanami is a massive romantic but others might not see what you do because he can be quite private... but that doesn't mean that the love he feels for you doesn't carve itself deep into his bones and very soul. he's going to cook for you and have you over for an intimate v-day dinner. (he's been dying to propose to you for a while, and the ring in his pocket is damn near burning a hole. but it would be too cheesy to propose to you on valentines day... wouldn't it? we'll see if he lasts through dinner)

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TAKUMA INO:

ino wants to go the traditional route of a beautiful bouquet for his beautiful girlfriend... but he knows you love a cute stuffy so he has to put a little twist on the classic gift to make sure his valentine stands out!! also... he asked you to be his valentine months in advance... sometime around november... but he has to make sure you're secured as his valentine!!

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KAMO CHOSO:

he may be new to the concept of valentine's day, but when choso stumbles upon a pretty earring set, he remembers that yuji once told him girls never buy heart shaped jewelry for themselves- it has to be gifted to them. accepting this rule as law, choso doesn't hesitate to gift them to you so that you always have something from him to keep close... and maybe he likes the idea of other people knowing the romantic jewelry came from him, too.

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FUSHIGURO MEGUMI:

megumi is treating you to a new set for valentine's day. he might act indifferent when you come home from your nail appointments any other day... but he does love your pretty manicure, and he loves how excited you get for them, too. so as long as you promise to get a little 'm' painted next to the heart, it's his treat sweetheart.

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ITADORI YUJI:

yuji is a mixtape bf through and through. he will spend ages putting together all the most romantic songs from his playlists to curate the perfect vibe for you. he'd probably decorate the case with the most poetic lyrics from the songs, too. anytime you hang out together and you pop this cd in, this boy will be over the moon with joy that you enjoy listening to the songs he picked for you. (will he have to also buy you a cd player so you can actually listen to it? yes.)

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KUGISAKI NOBARA:

i love this one so much- nobara is going to take the time to make you so many valentine kisses with every single lipstick she owns!! that way even when you're apart you'll be able to take a kiss with you. (you're never apart for too long though, don't worry, you never have to miss the real thing for long)

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OKKOTSU YUUTA:

yuuta is proposing on valentine's day. it's HIS day and we all know it. hands down his favorite holiday, because he gets to spoil you and openly profess his love to you all day long without others laughing or dying from second hand embarassment? count him in. you're barely fifteen minutes into a romantic dinner date when you're receiving a heart shaped engagement ring. (expect a lovesick speech, this boy could go on for ages about his love for you, and he will if you don't stop him)

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INUMAKI TOGE:

he's lucky you love him, truly. toge is gonna shower you with ridiculous, cheesy valentine memes as soon as midnight hits and it's officially february 14th. and he WILL make it everyone's problem too, with all sorts of these valentine memes littered about for you to find. of course he'll treat you to dinner and a romantic comedy to cuddle up to later... but for now he's the valentine's day menace.

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ZEN'IN MAKI:

don't expect to go out and enjoy any valentine's festivities like a cute cafe date with a heart shaped donut. unless ofc you count going out of town to a cheesy but secluded little love hotel. maki's not letting you out of her sights until the little set she bought you is no longer recognizable... or wearable. she loves to have her pretty girl all dressed up for her to open like a present <3

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#gojo satoru x reader #nanami kento x reader #takuma ino x reader #kamo choso x reader #fushiguro megumi x reader #itadori yuji x reader #kugisaki nobara x reader #okkotsu yuuta x reader #inumaki toge x reader #zen'in maki x reader #gojo x reader #nanami x reader #choso x reader #ino x reader #megumi x reader #yuji x reader #itadori x reader #nobara x reader #yuuta x reader #okkotsu x reader #inumaki x reader #toge x reader #maki x reader #gojo satoru imagine #nanami kento imagine #takuma ino imagine #itadori yuji imagine #fushiguro megumi imagine #choso imagine #kamo choso imagine

[nishikiace]

headcanons for

bottom! ranpo edogawa

Warnings: top!male!reader, dom!reader - amab anatomy, praise kink, rimming, morning sex, foodplay

[masterlist]

im a virgin ranpo truther. he is rarely interested by people due to his intellect and gets bored too easily. because of that, i don't think he'd want to waste his time with the average person

so when you come along, he's out of his depth for once and he initially HATES it. he doesn't like not knowing and he hates how his braincells decay when he feels you grab his ass and grind into him

ranpo has the squeakiest moans and whimpers you'll ever hear. I think he's too self assured to be embarassed but he will definitely get red if you praise him in the right situation. tell him how pretty and smart he is while roughly pressing your fingers into his prostate and he will whine loudly and spasm around your hand

tongue-fuck his hole, suck the rim and he won't be thinking at all. rimming locks his brain down, eat this boy out and feel his thighs weakly squeeze your head. the feeling of your mouth on such a private place makes him squeal and choke back sobs until he comes dry

pillow princess for sure, the dude is lazy and wants to be spoiled. he's probably not athletic enough to do any riding so you have to grab his ass and slam it down while he's clinging onto you. fuck him into a sofa, or a bed, or a desk, or a table - he's really not picky (or quiet) as long as he feels your cock fuck into his prostate

sleepy sex with ranpo >>>>

when he wakes up in bed with you, he likes to have his leg lifted and fucked on his side. he loves being spooned no matter what size you are, and the easy access gives him shivers in his tummy

morning sex with ranpo is a religious experience, he moans so softly and his body is too relaxed to squirm - he's soft, sensitive and shuddery. he'll be gasping and clutching at you as you slide deep into him. strike when his mind is still starting up to really get him pliant

sex with ranpo is also the one time slathering your dick in chocolate sauce is actually worth it. he's not a fan of food on himself since he can't eat it and just ends up sticky, but bringing sweets into oral, or letting him lick into your mouth for a taste of literal sugar turns him on so much. he loves sharing food this way and will end up moaning around your tongue for hours if you let him into your lap

#top male reader #bottom character #dom reader #male reader #anime x reader #x reader #ranpo edogawa #bungou stray dogs #bsd #bsd x reader #nishikiace s #nishikiace writes

[genshingorlsrevengeance]

NSFW ASK 🔞

Readers have been warned.

Hello Chris, I am a massive thigh lover. Can I ask for Eula, Shenhe, and Rapi (and any other thick thighs ladies if you want) basically squeezing S/O's head in between their thighs. You can make this full on nsfw or make it funny up to you as long as thighs are appreciated.

(Genshin Impact/GoV: Nikke) Eula, Shenhe, and Rapi squeezing their S/O's head in their thighs

Mild NSF-W Warning

More humorous than anything, but also based taste.

Eula at first is completely flabbergasted.

(Eula) "You want to what?"

S/O had some nerve to ask such a thing, her vengeance will surely be swift and merciless!

If they wanted their head in her thighs, oh they'd get it alright!

(Eula) ...Wait, they'd probably like that, wouldn't they...?

Eula sighs as her face rapidly begins to heat up, averting her gaze.

(Eula) "...Fine, I will allow it this once. But do not think my indulgence is a sign of acceptance!"

S/O seemed very satisfied once their head was in between her legs, resting on her lap as she wanted to crush them out of sheer embarassment.

Well...at least they had eyes for quality thighs.

(Eula) What am I even thinking?!

Shenhe just nods without a single ounce of hesitation in her voice or actions.

(Shenhe) "You may."

Shenhe opens her legs and lets the back of S/O's head rest in her legs as she closes it.

She is aware at least of her strength and does not unleash it (much to S/O's disappointment)

While she has not had contact with human civilization, she can definitely tell that this isn't something you normally do.

But whatever, this was in private, and it's not like it bothered her any.

She lets her hand run across their hair, very content.

(Shenhe) "Do you feel good?...Alright. Please let me know if you need anything else."

Rapi sighs upon hearing their request.

Why in god's name did S/O want their head between a Nikke?

No, she already knew the answer to that question.

Rapi locks the door behind her to ensure no one could misinterpret was happening.

This was just a strange way to cuddle, nothing more!

(Rapi) "...Please do not speak of this to the Commander, and especially Anis..."

She takes off the equipment on her legs for S/O to be comfortable, but she can't help but fidget and constantly adjust her legs.

(Rapi) "Um...am I...doing this right?"

Truthfully, Rapi could be doing it entirely wrong, and S/O would still be happy.

#genshin impact imagines #genshin impact x reader #genshin impact headcanons #eula x reader #shenhe x reader #rapi nikke x reader #goddess of victory: nikke headcanons #goddess of victory: nikke imagines #goddess of victory: nikke x reader #eula lawrence #shenhe genshin impact #rapi nikke

[hereisrachel]

Realistic Simon "Ghost" Riley dating headcanons pt.2

- It will take some time until you will see his face

- I know 141 saw his face one time but like privately he won't show himself nor willingly nor if you ask him

- Eventually he will be more comfortable to show himself but again only if you ask him

- If you won't make a big scene from seeing his face he will get his mask off anytime you two are alone

- Does kissing count as a physical touch? He doesn't want to kiss you.

- You can sometimes think that he is completely disgusted by you

- But he's not, he is disgusted by physical touch. If you try to kiss him he will lean away 😭 and probably ask what are you doing

- If you wouldn't die out of embarassment and elaborate, he won't be really eager to let you kiss him

- he is not good at communication when it comes to women, once he will realise that it kinda hurt you he will say "sorry"

- You completely forgot about the situation but he won't tell you why he is sorry. He just will and you need to accept it

- He is kinda like a child but he actually just has no idea how relationships work

- After that, you won't try to kiss him again. He wants to let you know that he is okay with it but he doesn't know how to

- So again he will wait for you to initiate the kiss

- You just need to risk it, not knowing what will happen this time.

- So you try to kiss him on the cheek

- He leans in lightly and closes his eyes for a second

- This is probably the warmest interaction you had with him EVER

- You're so happy that you both are making a progress

- You don't kiss him much after that, you don't want to lose your privilege for overusing it lmfao

- So you just ask him one day if you can kiss him on the lips

- There is a 50/50 chance Ghost will agree 😭

- If he does, it will probably break your heart out of the love you feel to him at the moment

- He will be stiff, but he'll lightly rest hand on your shoulder as in automatic gesture

- He may even smile at you afterwards, his pupils blown wide

- Well he liked that one lol

- There is no love without jealousy right?

- In cod community it's a well known headcanon that Ghost is possesive but I don't think he is all that jealous and possesive

- He barely feels anything. Feeling love to you is a big thing

- But his emotions are shallow, he may feel a little tingling feeling somewhere in his stomach when some guy tries to hit on you but he just stares ig?

- So he's not very jealous, he knows you're his

- It's not that he doesn't fear losing you. Again, He just doesn't feel much emotions besides rage and numbness

- I also think he would find it annoying if you would be overly jealous. But if you're as calm as he is it will be perfect.

- Hear me out on that, you will be more likely able to kiss him first that hug him

- Hugging is two bodies clinging, arms caging around each other. That's way too much for him

- But you use your old technique, hitting, waiting, hitting again lmfao

- He doesn't want to rush things and you don't want to make him feel pressured

- Yeah you hugged before but it wasn't really a hug ig 😭

- I agree with the headcanon that he gives bear hugs!!

- but he hugs only you tho lmao (sorry soap)

- If you two hug he will cling on you like there is not tommorrow, throwing his arms around your back

- You'll have your arms thrown around his back as well, or you'll stand on your toes and your arms around his neck. I believe he would be more comfortable with the first one.

- he will be shocked with himself and a little bit embarassed, but you will be absolutely head over heels. Smelling his scent of cigarettes and mud 🤩🤩, feelling his strong arms on your back and his body on yours. If you rest your head on his chest (like I like to do :3:3) You'll maybe feel his heartbeat if he's not wearing any gear

- You're confused if he liked the hug or not, he is confused as well

- But he is starting to like this reltionship more and more...:3

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I will perhaps make a part 3 of this!! I've ran out of ideas for now but this is really fun to make<3

#simon ghost riley x reader #simon ghost riley #call of duty modern warfare #ghost call of duty #ghost x reader call of duty #call of duty #call of duty x reader #ghost x reader #ghost cod #simon riley #simon riley x you #simon riley x reader #simon ghost x reader #call of duty headcanons #headcanons #dating headcanons

[chuuyasfanboy]

No request with this one, just me being self indulgent because I'm an IDV addict again and I love Postman!!! Wrote this all while doing rank, congratulate me on multitasking

Paperboy x Reader

I'm an avid believer in all the skins having different personalities

So while default Victor is more reserved (NOT shy, The Prince is the shy one), I believe Paperboy is the most extroverted right behind Keyboard

He's a different kind of extroverted though

He's more focused on his blog than real life people, and so most of the conversing he does is through online forums and the like

DOES NOT mean he's afraid of in person convos!

His whole propaganda gang is trying to get people to STOP relying on tech, of course he doesn't mind talking to people irl

He's way more outwardly neurodivergent than the other variants, could probably rant FOREVER about product design, logos, hmtl and css, etc. He's really passionate about what he does

He's definitely lacking in friends though, despite all that

Other than his Call of the Abyss gang, he really doesn't get to talk to many people

It's pretty saddening, because after the fourth (read: ten-thousandth) rant about Have Fun, the only one who will listen is Luca, maybe sometimes Will

He really doesn't mind, but he does wish he could tell more people about it, people he liked

This is where YOU come in!!!

Someone new to the squad, someone who's interested in what he has to say!

Plus, even if you don't understand any of it, he has a cute puppy, isn't that enough to lure you in?

Speaking of Wick (whomst I will be referring to with all pronouns because I've been told that dog is every gender and I don't know what to believe anymore), he's the sweetest puppy ever!

When she's not ruining Jose's little dj gigs and radioshows, they're the most well behaved dog you will ever meet!

Play fetch with it, he will bring the ball back and give you puppy kisses while she's at it!

Victor LOVES seeing the two of you interact, it makes his heart explode with joy

Yes, he does talk to Wick like they're a real person. No, you cannot stop him. No, he does not use a baby voice, he is entirely serious about it.

Write him letters, he's never gotten one, none of his variants have except for maybe Prince.

He'll be SO SO SO HAPPY he'll love you forever

That's probably what kickstarted his little crush, actually, because he definitely fell first AND harder

You probably sent him an anonymous fan letter, just trying to make sure he knew people liked his blogs

He nearly CRIED running around showing everybody else, and you just laughed all joyfully at his excitement

He vowed he would find out who wrote it and write them back a thousand more word of appreciation

Imagine his joy when he found out (read: doxxed the letter for info) it was you!!

Yeah, he actually cried this time

Happy tears, I swear!

He promised you he would never ever forget it, and you KNOW he didn't, because he still brings it up years later as the happiest day of his life

Since the Call of the Abyss movement advanced and began making a motion, he'd received so many more fan letters, messages on his blog, and other things of that nature

But yours? Pinned up on his wall, FRAMED in gold

Takes every chance he gets to show it off, even if everybodys seen it before

Back to more general headcanons, Victor is completely nonverbal

He communicates through his lil mask thing, projecting words on it

He also uses it for more practical things

Like spreading more anti-Metropolis propaganda!

When he wants you to understand some niche thing he's into, he projects a video essay on to the screen, makes you watch it like a movie

Even with his eyes obscured and his words filtered, he's still extremely expressive, and its easy to tell what he's feeling

His face goes REEEEED when he's flustered or embarassed

And his lips are so so cute when he pouts

The only person he actually talks to is Wick, he does it in private, very few people get to see it

Even with you and the others, he's never spoken, only grunted or giggled or something small to acknowledge what you've said

When the plan to expose the Aurora finally closed in, and the final day was approaching, he excitedly ran around showing off his latest design

The first real print he'd made, he'd been banned from most shops and had to be careful entering them because of the guards, so he hadn't gotten the chance to bring them into reality

But finally, after Luca managed to get him a nice printer and a lifetime supply of ink, he did it

They were gorgeous- or- not the right word

They were effective.

He's really a genius in the graphic design department, slaving away hours over his laptop creating the perfect logos to draw in attention

He was incredibly excited that he finally got to spread it the way he's always wanted to

And he really hopes its as effective as he's been told

Hopes that it will encourage people to go find the sun once more

Back to the cute fuzzy romance!

It's a little awkward to kiss him, considering he almost NEVER takes off his little mask

Sometimes he does, but he really wants to save it for when the sun rises on Metropolis, it's a big dream he has

You really have to tilt your head, but its very worth it

He's soft all around, hands, arms, lips

And also, he smells like lavender

Dont ask me how I know, but its canon, I was his perfume

He really likes flowers, even though he's only seen pictures

He thinks they're gorgeous, and he believes they'll smell even better in person, better than any scent a cheap perfume shop could provide (sorry Vera!)

While he may be hard to kiss, he loves hugs, the tighter the better

Even if he feels like he's being squeezed apart, the closeness makes him feel safe

He hopes sunlight feels that warm

Sometimes, he takes you out to the theatre to watch the Aurora

"To research," he'll tell you

But really, he's just a hypocrite

Even if she's false, she does have a beautiful voice

He would never deprive you of beautiful things

He figures two extra tickets can't do too much harm, right?

Take that unsure answer as you will.

#idv #identity v #idv x reader #identity v x reader #victor x reader #victor grantz x reader #postman x reader #paperboy x reader #idv paperboy #idv postman #x reader #victor grantz #requests open #male reader #female reader #gn reader

[lucy4-ever]

sfw headcanons about tom kaulitz

!all SFW!

loves checking you out

lets you take his oversized clothes

when you meet, he directly proved you he wasn't a player anymore cause he totally fell for you, and you REALLY satisfy him in bed, so what more?

he's flirty af and talk dirty in public as much as in private

he literally doesnt give a single fck

probably made you learn dirty words in german and told you they meant sweet things

and you understood quickly but still acted like you didnt know

so you randomly, IN FRONT OF EVERYONE, say these sentences to tease him

you guys have usual arguments but he ends up saying you're right, cause... you were duh

however he never raises his voice at you

always sleeping on your thighs or chest

likes to embarass you and say cringe things so that you both start bursting out laughing

always has his hand on you : waist, shoulder, butt... (as long as you're fine with it)

acts like he doesn't crave your affection (but really does)

he fancies you and probably make fake scenarios about you

PHYSICAL TOUCH is his typa love (not that suprising)

you probably really get along with bill

you be both smoking at 1am and be like "let's stop smoking" and forget about it the day after

gets jealous really easily and tell you right away (he also insults them right to their face when you just stand there and laugh at the situation)

i feel like tom doesn't really have communication issues, he can sometimes be mean and harsh while telling you what he thinks

i think he has some trust issues (even though, he's the one who used to be a player)

but i think it's actually deeper than that

he doesn't feel safe, knowing what anyone could do to you :(

that's why he's so possesive and jealous

anyway

y'all love touching at eachother's hair

you probably already put makeup on his face due to a dare

oh yeah, games

when you feel like drinking you two have the tradition to play a game before getting too touchy

like, never have i ever, truth or dare, answer the question or drink..

big fan of snoop dogg

everyone knew tom always brought random girls in his room

but for you, it wans't his room, so everyone understood it was different

espicailly bill who immediatly made friend with you

his fav part of your body are 100% your chest, thighs and ass

you love his eyes and abs for sure 🤭

doesn't particulary loves being the spotlight but he really needs your attention to live

late drunk and high night drives in his car with the 2000s rap blasting is heaven

and you'll just park in an isolated place and do your thing

brought you to the studio and both made a song

y'all made an awful song, while being high and drunk, thinking it was perfect and re listened it the next day and were ASHAMED

georg, gustav and bill laughed for hours

you two often get bored and just start making out to kill time

and it works really well

got caught A LOT by literally EVERY ONE

#tokio hotel #tom kaulitz #hdcns #headcanons #reader fluff #sfw #tom kaulitz fluff #tom kaulitz hdcns #hcns fluff #reader x tom kaulitz

[capsaicinmybeloved]

Capsaicin cookie x male reader headcanons!

(Ngl this one is real self indulgent teehee)

To be honest, capsaicin cookie did not even realize liking other male cookies was, you know, possible?

He just never personally stopped to think about it too hard, so he just assumed all cookies HAD to like the opposite gender

(Wait till he finds out there's more than two of those, oh boy)

One of the first signs he may like you is just how quickly you two became friends, and just how he seems to gravitate towards you any chance he gets

However, when you became friends, he approached you without even entertaining the possibility of liking you

Since in his mind that's just not something that happens

Capsaicin cookie is also pretty oblivious

Not only to others but to himself as well

So he does not even realize just how close he is to you at all, both physically and emotionally

Like if you're hanging out with him he hugs you a lot, if you're watching a movie you cuddle, he's called you in the middle of the night more than once just to talk

If you compliment or reassure him in any way he gets flustered, but not really embarassed

yeah, basically everyone knows he likes you except for... well him

There is a very real chance that even you know about it

Then one day, it just sorta clicks

It wasn't anything special, just another day, you two were hangin' out, having some hotdogs in a park at night

Capsaicin cookie just stares at you. And thinks about you

That goes on for about a minute

(Cue sexuality realization speedrun)

In this moment his face is just completely red, eyes wide, mouth slightly agape, basically "holy fuck" written across his forehead

If you make eye contact with him during this he'd die on the spot 😰

After that, the night was pretty awkward

capsaicin cookie couldn't quite look at you for a while, he was also unusually quiet

And then after that he'd start being SOMEHOW even more obvious, just in a completely different way

In public he's a massive showoff, basically doing anything in his power to impress you

But i feel like in private he'd be pretty shy actually

He wouldn't be any less touchy, mind you, he'd just be a lot more embarassed about it

All of this is to say, bro is trying really hard to get you to like him back, because it doesn't matter how many hints you throw his way, his self-confidence in dating in general is pretty low

Couple that with the fact that he had no experience with male cookies whatsoever and his anxiety is increased tenfold

When you do eventually confess to him, he would probably cry honestly

Tears of joy, mind you

This whole *thing* was an emotional rollercoaster for him man

And he's just over the moon that you somehow like him back

Please remember to comfort him because he definitely is going to need it!

Expect him to pester you for

the rest of your life! (Refer to my general dating hcs for more details teehee)

#this is a BIG one huh #that projecting kinda payin off huh? #crk x reader #capsaicin cookie x reader #capsaicin cookie #male reader #x male reader #this one took me a few days #so if it looks a bit weird thats probably why lol

[aerifio]

sugarmommy!minnie ACKKK 🗣🗣 I WOULD FR FOLD ON THAT DINNER TABLE SO FAST—

omg. omg. omg. do you guys see her?!*#&×>@*×[ she's so cute n hot at the same time HOW IS THAT POSSIBLEEEE

okay, time to elaborate ‼️ sugarmommy minnie who spoils you just like how she spoils shuhua 🤭 she'd make a degrading comment knowing well she'd pay for anything you ask for anyways!

a hand is on your waist ALL THE TIME! keeping you safe and secure with her, being as close as you can with her during walking, standing or even just sitting, she wants the whole world to know that the two of you are together.

SHE LOVESSS TAKING PICTURES OF YOU in fact, she has about 3 albums in her phone that contain pictures of you and you only! she loves you so much to the point that she'd go crazy when you guys are apart for atleast a day unless she needs to go attend a business trip where unfortunately she can't take you with her :(( SHE GETS SO SAD and probably facetimes you whenever she can, telling you she'd come home as soon as possible.

now for the good part 😋

she absolutely HATES when you act up in public or in private, she just hates it when you act up in general because why'd you have to be such a brat!! she spoils you and everything but you just HAVE to be a brat 😩 she hates it especially when you embarrass her in front of her friends 🫠

she definitely spanks you once you've misbehaved enough for the day, getting on her nerves so she slaps your ass with those big hands of hers, making you count how many times she's spanked you so far and restarting all over again once you got it wrong making you whine about how much you just want her to fuck you!!

"what was that? oh so you embarassed me infront of my friends today just for me to fuck you?"

"yeah no, lets increase it up to 30."

UGSHHSTSY that dreamy voice of hers I LOVE HER SO MUCH. anw, she wouldn't stop even if you're tearing up or even if your ass feels numb to the point that you can barely tell if she's still spanking you, nuh uh, she won't stop till you've counted right.

NOW HEAR ME OUT ‼️ she definitely loves choking you, seeing you out of breath, begging for air turns something on inside of her getting her all riled up and want you to suffer even more.

"stop? you can tell me to stop but not stop miyeon who was obviously flirting with you at the restaurant earlier?"

"tell me, do you like the attention you get from miyeon? embarassing me infront of her and then proceed to flirt with her?"

"you must be one hell of a slut y/n."

omg about that UHM she gets jealous easily! she sees everyone as a potential rival that could possibly steal you away from her but she also doesn't forget to punish YOU for giving her those thoughts.

you're just so clingy and touchy with everyone! not to mention, oblivious too especially when someone is interested in you, it takes a while for you to even realise it. but then of course, minnie still blames and punish you, why? because she thinks you being naturally clingy is your way of entertaining people.

so what does she do? degrade you 🙂

"what now huh? you whiny slut, begging me to fuck you when you were all touchy with miyeon, should be begging her instead of me, you filthy whore."

now those words just turn you on 🫣 you feel more horny than humiliated tbh! and she fr knows that, loving how you get even more and more desperate when she degrades you!

after a while, she decides to just shove her fingers inside you with no warning, she just shoves 3 fingers inside you out of nowhere making you scream at the sudden stretch. NOW I MENTIONED HER BIG HANDS EARLIER RITEE so she definitely reaches spots inside of you that you didn't know could be even reached just by using fingers 🤧

"no panties underneath that skimpy dress of yours?"

"now you're just asking to be violated."

she whispers with that addicting honey-like voice of hers while she harshly thrusts her fingers inside of you, your moans and whines overtake the room, you couldn't handle the pain and pleasure mixed together despite begging for it for an hour now.

"why are you telling me to slow down? is this not what you wanted?"

UGHSHAGUWGHS SHES SO ANNOYING! but of course you couldn't tell her that, she'd probably edge you if you told her that 🫠

hours pass, you've squirted on her fingers alot of times now. tears ran down your eyes due to the overstimulation while she just smears your juices on your face, even shoving her long fingers inside your mouth just for you to taste your own sweet honey.

its surprising how she didn't use her strap, she always uses it but it seems like today she wanted to show you what she was capable of.

anyways, of course she takes care of you right after. wiping your tears and cuddling you on the bed as if she wasn't all harsh earlier, she kisses your forehead and whispers sweet nothings right by your ear, giving you the best assurance you could ever ask for all while stroking your messed up hair.

"shh, calm down now love, play time is over."

#minnie smut #gidle smut #minnie x reader #girl group smut

[graneymar]

If your taking requests could you write neymar x hairstylist reader

Him taking about her in his documentary and how at the beginning of his career he met her and that she was behind the iconic mowhack era (i hope you know what I'm talking about) and now they are married with three kids🌹🌹

#3. NEYMAR: NEW HAIRCUT [requested]

SUMMARY: see above

WARNINGS: none

PAIRING: Neymar x female reader

"So", you let out a deep breath as you let your body drop onto the couch, "Kiera is now finally sleeping too." Kiera was the youngest out of your three children, and honestly, she was the most exhausting aswell. She was just three years old, but the amount of energy she held in her small body was unreal. Neymar softly smiled at you and kissed your cheek. "You're doing amazing meu amor, you're so patient with her", he said.

"Well, what else am I supposed to do?", you replied, your eyes slowly closing. "No no no", Ney raised his voice, "You promised you would finally watch the documentary." He was so excited for you to see it, but everytime you started watching, you would fall asleep. At that point, you were embarassed you haven’t fully seen your husbands documentary, but that was part of your mom life.

All you wanted to do was sleep and get a little rest before one of your sweet little monsters would wake up again, but looking at Neymar being all excited, you knew you couldn’t disappoint him another time. "Turn it on", you yawned and cuddled up with him.

Halfway through the documentary you almost fell asleep again. When you heard the interviewer mentioning your name, your eyes shot open. "Good. I thought I needed to wake you up", Neymar said smiling at you. You sat up and stretched a little, curiously listening right now.

"You obviously like keeping your relationships private. Now, all we know is, you and Y/N got married a year ago, you're having three kids together. Many want to know, how did you meet, how do Davi and Y/N get along, how is Davis relationship to his younger siblings?" Neymars eyes sparkled up the second the interviewer asked about you. "I've known Y/N for… forever actually. She was there since the very beginning." Some pictures of young Y/N and Neymar popped up as he continued talking. "I will never forget the day we first met", he started laughing, "I've had another hairdresser before her but he got fired. So when they told me Y/N would now take care of me, I almost ran away. You know, my looks always been important to me, and then there was this young girl, looking nervous and seeming unexperienced. I never wanted to come off as rude but I refused to let her touch my hair."

You smirked at your husband. This das was the happiest but also worst in your life. Remembering it now you were laughing about it, but thinking of how you felt back then, you just wanted to cry.

"I just didn’t trust her. When she started crying, her boss told me she only started working for them a week ago and I was her first real customer. He promised me she was amazing and he was very impressed, she had a lot of experience but apparently was nervous because I was the first famous person she'd work on. I felt bad watching her cry and gave in. She, then, didn’t want to cut my hair. It really was a back and forth until we finally somehow agreed." Neymar sighed at the flashbacks. "She probably hated me in that moment but I can't blame her for it." He laughed again. They showed photos and videos of you styling his hair, but also the two of you together at parties and other events. "I had to admit, she was very good. She knew exactly what she was doing. We got closer and eventually became very good friends. One day I told her I wanted an extraordinary hairstyle, not the typical footballer stuff. She jokingly showed me a picture of this mohawk hairstyle and I was like hey, this is what I want. Y/N called me crazy and stuff but at the end of the day, she did it, and she did it better than I expected. We actually set a trend." While there were pictures of Neymar with the mohawk hair and all the boys doing it after him, you hear Kieras voice in the background. "Papai?" She was very shy and hid from the cameras as she ran up to Neymar. He picked her up and sat her onto his lap. "What’s wrong princesa?", he asked her.

"I'm hungry", she whispers back. Neymar smiled and kissed her forehead, "Let’s help mommy in the kitchen then." A scene of you, Neymar, Kiera and your older daughter, Luana, preparing dinner together was shown. "Y/N and I have been together for a long time before publicly talking about it because we used to hide our relationship from her boss. As soon as he found out, she lost her job because he thought it was unprofessional of her to date a customer. But Y/N loved her job and opened her own salon. And even though she got pregnant with our first daughter only six months later, she still managed to keep the salon going to this day and I'm so proud of her." Talking about your children, their pictures as well as family photos were shown on the screen. "Luana is now nine years old. I remember telling Davi about him getting a little sister. He was so happy but he said he'd prefer a brother. So when Luana was three, we tried again and Davi got what he wanted. Adriano is now his best friend, these two are inseparable."

"So, Luana is nine, Adriano is six and Kiera is three. An age gap of three years between all of them. Is the fourth one on its way?", the interviewer asked laughing. Neymar chuckled. "No, not yet. And four children, including Davi, are enough for now. Davi stays with Carol most of the time, but he is visiting us whenever he gets the chance to. He loves Y/N and she loves and treats him like he’s her own son." Videos of your and Neymars wedding, even one of you and Davi dancing together. "God truly blessed us with a big and healthy family that is always loving, caring, and standing up for each other."

With that being said, tears of joy started forming in your eyes. "Is that what you wanted me to see so bad?" Neymar nodded. You pouted your lips and gave him a sweet kiss. "I love you and our wonderful family", you said before crushing your lips onto his once again. "Ew, stop", you heard a familiar voice squeaking behind you. "Kiera, I thought you were sleeping?! Go back to bed", Neymar blew her a kiss. She walked up to the two of you and sat between you, holding her favorite teddybear in her hands. "Are you watching Papais movie?" You nodded. "I want to see it too", she insisted. You and Neymar smiled to each other. The three of you cuddled up under the blankets and started watching the documentary from the beginning again. Not even ten minutes later, Neymar turned around to look at you and Kiera, only to find the two of you already dozed off. He smiled to himself, knowing he was blessed with the best wife and the most adorable children, before he drifted to sleep himself.

#football imagine #football imagines #neymar #neymar imagine #neymar imagines #imagine #imagines #neymar jr fanfiction #neymar jr fanfic #neymar jr imagines #neymar jr imagine #neymar fanfic #neymar jr

[crushedsweets]

ANSWERING ASKS PT 4?

ok this is like 30+ asks LOL its mostly stuff about me/my art with a little crp sprinkled in im sorry... ill make a post thats actually answering the crp asks with real answers that arent "ILL DO IT EVENTUALLY I SWEAR" lololol

YOURE BOTH SO SWEET i havent been this passionate about smth in so long so hopefully im here for a while... thank u guys for indulging me. it makes me happy to post LOL

with love pls dont call me that buuuut. ninakate. ticciwork. ninatoby. ticcijack. ninajack. notice how its all in the same group...

hiii i dont plan to anytime soon! IF I WERE TO, cody and rouge are probably 'next in line' to being put in my AU, but i have no plans to actually commit to that

omg ok its funny cuz rn i HAVE ONE but its just me in it cuz im too lazy to organize all the bots and verification and whatnot. im also nervous about making a server cuz of some online occurrences that happened after u sent this HAHA so i'm kinda putting it off... but i reblogged tombs server and im sometimes active in there if u wanna join that one!

ffrhrughagahhhh

no ur right theyre such a power couple. i know we joke about toby being useless bf and clocky being badass gf but they're both really cool together.

I FORGOT I MADE THE TWILIGHT COMMENT LMFAAAOOOOOO I NEED i need. i need toby to find a random twilight shirt at a thrift and snag it for kate.

ME TOOOO its so delightful. i have so much fun playing with them like barbies.. making them kiss n whatever. LMFAOOOO so silly but yk

JEFF STANS ARE SO FUNNYYYYYYYYY i like you guys. laughing jack stans scare me but thats cuz that damn clown scares me... nothing that yall have done. youre just braver than me. LOL

i will not do this...

no literally its really bad. i hold horrible grudges BAHAHA but im working on it. im getting over my purple beef

omg. i listened to it and that was really cool. i like that thank u sm for sharing

IDK WHAT POST UR REFERING TO BUT YOURE RIGHT. LMAOOOOO

IM SORRYYYY im so sorry. i feel like this fandom is so small and most of the fans dont really ship in general so it suuuucks shipping here.. but i love them..

oh my god i need to i keep forgetting. the nina art i jus tposted of her holding th eknife was kinda.. kinda referencing her behaviors..

i do too!!! ive been neglecting them so bad im so sorry..

like the IEPFB tea party scene

I NEVER DID IT ANON IM SO SORRY IM GOING TO HELL

is this a song

i have not! i havent read alot of stories actually... i kinda like doing my own thing with them HAHA

omfg i had a clocknina drawing but i ended up privating but i think i should unprivate it...

ok actually im sorry i just am bad at requests omfg LMFAOO IM SORRY im so focused on nina ... forgive me...

THANK YOUUUU youre very sweet i appreciate you!!! <3

YEAH he's...one of the more tragic people. 100%. all loss

WHAT IS LIUJONJACK LOL WHOS JON??? ALSO LIUOTPS IS FUNNY

wdym ? !

LMFAOOOOO HEY ITS NOT A BAD COMBO THERES NOTHING WRONG WITH BEING A NINAKATE SHIPPER........

THANK YOU CUPCAKE i really like nina.. or my version i gues si dunno.. i like everyone else's nina too. i like this nina we got going on together

ok i keep grouping these together but also making them seperate im so bad at organizing these asks but HAHA I LOVE THEM TOO i swear ill try to get some ticciwork stuff out soon!!! my spring semester is almost over so hopefullyyy..

this is how you know i suck ass cuz this was christmas time and im replying NOW. im so sorry. i initially planned to draw them hanging around a tree but i didnt get around to it then got embarassed and never replied.... but i agree it would have been cute. ha di notfailed. LOL

#asks

[marleysfinest]

levi x y/n, fluff! no content warnings. as always, characters aged up to 21+

ever since introducing connie to the wonders of a facemask, you've inadvertently become the scouts' personal physical therapist. for a fee, of course, you've become accustomed to helping an aching solider relax their muscles, minds, and come out smelling great in the process. many scouts have never had the luxury of a pamper session, and it was only through sheer privilege that you had. despite coming from a wealthy family inside wall sina, you chose to join the scouts through an obligation to help humanity. it's tiresome and gruelling work, but that didn't mean you couldn't help out your comrades where you can.

jean is a fan of a head massage. reiner enjoys some gua sha. hange finds some relaxation with the help of a foot rub. even erwin hasn't been able to resist investigating the rumours, and lets you carry out some light eyebrow threading one night - while sworn to secrecy, of course. everybody has sought the help of your relaxing touch at some point so far. all except one.

levi scoffs at connie's repeated suggestions that he relaxes, even for twenty minutes, and has taken to physically rebuking hange's suggestion of a foot rub, grimacing at the thought. his argument is always that as long as he can sleep, he can relax, and that's enough for him. no amount of arguing over the physical benefits of acupuncture was going to change that.

one night following a particularly gruelling day of training, wherein you'd all been subjected to cross-country stamina tests, sparring, and riding, you cause grief among your comrades by declaring your services closed for the evening, feeling simply too weak and needing to rest yourself. the force needed to satisfy jean's desired pressure for his massage would be too much on its own; they'd all have to wait until tomorrow. you collapse into bed in your now private bedroom - your roommate had been granted furlough to attend a family funeral - and relished sleepily in the silence for a few seconds. that was, until a gentle knock at your door stirred you back to life with a sigh. what part of 'no' didn't they understand?

"I told you, you assholes!" you bark, marching for the door, "I'm not doing anything today..."

you swing the door open and feel the blood run from your face, as captain levi haunts your doorstep. you stumble backwards and hastily salute.

"captain!" you stutter, "I'm sorry, I thought you were..."

"at ease," he mutters. silence falls between you both, as you notice something different about the captain tonight. he's without his usual air of distain, seeming much more... well, embarassed. he glances down the hallway before addressing you again.

"I hear... I hear you're good at getting knots out of people's backs..."

the way he speaks is laden with hesitancy, as if he hated that he was even there at all. he probably did; in a roundabout way, he's asking for help, which you can't imagine he's accustomed to doing. you raise your eyebrows before you have a chance to think.

"uh... yeah, yeah that's right."

you step to the side to silently welcome the captain inside, and with another glance down the hall, he obliges. when you make sure the door is securely locked, you turn to see him stood awkwardly in the centre of the room. how bad must he have been feeling to push him to come here? he clears his throat, and does everything to avoid eye contact.

"how do you usually do this?" he asks, arms firmly folded across his chest. you feel your mouth go dry as you realise what you're about to ask of him.

"well, for the back, I usually need people to, uh... remove their...y'know..."

asking levi to remove his shirt wasn't something you thought you'd ever do, and so actually coming out with it proves difficult. with a gentle nod, however, he unbuttons his shirt and removes it, folding it neatly before placing it on your bed.

"do I need to lie down?" he asks. you nod, still in utter bewilderment over the situation you find yourself in. remembering that you had a job to do, you quickly snap yourself out of your daze and go about preparing yourself. you wash your hands in warm water and make sure they stay warm, and you fetch your best massage oil from your cupboard - jean certainly never got the best stuff, he didn't pay enough. it smells of lavender and camomile; the best mix for relaxation. you pull up your desk chair to the side of the bed and massage some of the oil into your palms, still not believing you're about to touch captain levi's skin.

"this might be a little cold," you warn. levi turns his head away from you to face the wall, half burying it in his arms as he does so.

"it's fine."

with a deep breath you begin, unable to stop yourself from shaking just a little bit. with the gentlest touch you can manage, you begin, starting at his shoulders. as you get a feel for his structure, you reluctantly notice the canvas in front of you is peppered with small scars and bruises, some old, some new. his skin is surprisingly soft, but heavily flawed, revealing more about himself than he perhaps wanted. you tear your eyes away and turn back to the job at hand; he ha some intense knots that needed to be worked. his shoulders are painfully tight, and you discover a particularly large knot between his shoulder blades that makes him wince as you apply pressure.

"sorry!" you bleat, "that one might be a little painful to get rid of."

"it's fine," he reassures, "do what you gotta do. that's the thing that forced me to come here."

taking this as permission to proceed, you lay your hands back on his skin and resume working, melting away the smaller knots and softening the tense muscles. he winces again as you increase the pressure between his shoulder blades, but don't stop this time. you eventually finding yourself needing to get to your feet to find the right angle to apply the right pressure, and just as you start to break into a sweat, the knot begins to dissolve, and you stand in shock as you see levi physically begin to relax, released from the grip of tension. you ease the pressure and take your seat again, now simply calming his muscles with a gentler touch across his back and shoulders.

levi hasn't felt physical relaxion like this in a very long time. not ever, probably. it had taken everything he had to even ask, but he finds himself grateful that he did. the years of running, fighting, killing, torturing, had finally started to take a toll on him physically, and that damned knot in his back was what had finally forced his hand. he wasn't able to even sit at his desk without being in excruciating pain, and it was only a matter of time before it would start affecting the way he fought. he lay face-down on the bed, eyelids feeling heavy as they fluttered closed, absolutely melting beneath your touch. the experience wasn't all that unfamiliar. the smell of lavender was bittersweet as it soaked into his skin; he vividly remembers his mother using bags of the dried flower to ward off damp and moths, and so she always smelled of fields lavender. confident that you can't see him in the dark, he smiles gently at the memory, and decides that he doesn't want it to be over yet.

"listen, if you don't mind," he utters, "jean... said you do head massages?"

#short and sweet just like my guy!! #can't lie i already had this one started when i did the poll lmao #the gc inspired me #i know levi loves a pamper session!!!! #i know that postwar levi takes pride in his appearance!! #levi ackerman #levi x reader #levi x y/n #aot #attack on titan #jean kirschstein #reiner braun #hange zoe #connie springer #erwin smith #levi fluff #aot fluff

[bonefall]

How was the Mousefur “mixed” clan meeting received in BB!?

Mmmmmmmmmmmbadly

Dustpelt, Mousefur, and Thornclaw took reputation hits for the stunt. ThunderClan is the Fire Alone Clan and they got up there to put forth concerns about kittens. Lil baby kittens.

They ended up getting shouted down, any cats who leaned Traditionalist were probably willing to admit "concerns" in private, but the minute someone like Squirrelflight bellows, "BOOO" and her buddies join in it's pretty hard to argue against an angry crowd.

I need to find a better way to word this but someone should get a little bit of a sassy moment, "let's go chuck the kittens in the lake so we can unlock Queen’s Rights 2"

If Frostfur is still alive at this point, she is incredibly disappointed. She probably talks to both Thornclaw and Dustpelt about it privately, but somehow, she expected it of Thornclaw who hung out with Grandma Speckletail too much.

Dustpelt?!

"No, please, don't speak just listen. I want you to think about Ravenpaw. Do you remember what Tigerclaw made us believe about him? How they made you think he inherited more of your Honor Sire than you? So that everyone believed he was a weakness to purge for being too mixed? ...I was reminded of that, today."

Lays awake that night next to Ferncloud, unable to sleep, SUPER embarassed and hot with shame. It dawns on him that Tigerclaw probably targeted his in-law Brindleface because she agreed to suckle Cloudkit and also had an Honor Sire for Fern, Elder, and Ash.

Thornclaw never gets an apprentice after the stunt, Spiderleg is permanently his only. He realizes that he blew his chance at deputyship under Firestar FOREVER by backing up Mousefur's impromptu rally, and is one of the Dark Forest's first targets when they start recruiting in Po3.

Mousefur retires, feeling old, tired, and being publically shot down BADLY.

#better bones au #BB!TNP #Functionally the scene demonstrates a contrast to RiverClan #As we see Hawkfrost able to leverage crowds in the opposite direction #It also sets up how offended Thornclaw is and how he doubles down #Since this is the issue on which the Dark Forest gets him #He helped Grandma take out a bulldozer and now this is how he will be remembered? #(Yes)

[eundiarys]

21. this is cruel

genre : idol! au, fake dating au to actually really dating, fluff, no angst i think, my humor (sorry)

warnings : none im pretty sure, pls tell me if there’s any!

summary : in which — yn who just debuted gets into a dating scandal with one of the most famous group members because of a misunderstanding and is forced to fake date with him. what happens if it isn’t as bad as she thinks? and and what if she finds comfort with him?

“taehyun, can we go to the cafe lounge for awhile?” hueningkai asked the now pink haired boy, who is lazing around in his bed.

“the private one? why?”

“i lost something and i think i need your help to find it. can you please help me?”

taehyun slightly hesitates before getting up and walking out of the dorm with hyuka, he doesn’t want to bump into a certain someone in the building. especially since that someone is making a comeback soon, meaning there’s about 70% chance he’ll bump into her.

taehyun and hyuka arrived shortly after, quick getting into the lounge to find hyuka’s “thing” that he lost.

after about 10 minutes, he said he’s gonna check the room beside the lounge. taehyun replied with thumbs up before continuing the search.

after taehyun was tired of searching, he found himself laying on the couch and almost napping — until he heard a door creak open. he quickly jumped out of the couch but then quickly went back to it to hide.

“hello? is someone there? im really sorry, i just need to take something.. i’ll be quick!” she apologises.

what? is that yn?

“yn? is that you?” taehyun got up, and quickly looked at the girl that was standing near the door.

taehyun could clearly see that she was suprised, possibly even uncomfortable with the situation.

“im sorry. i’ll leave” she quickly tried to end the conversation, but she can’t seem to leave.

not because taehyun stopped her, but because of the door not being to open.

“shit. it’s locked. this is the room with the door that has to stay open”

he saw that you looked worried. “don’t worry. i’ll call someone to come to us and i’ll stay away from you.”

“no um.. you really don’t have too. it’s just that we haven’t seen eachother in awhile.”

“you’re right. how have you been?”

“i’ve been okay. you seem to be doing well too.”

“i guess so.”

the atmosphere was filled with very, very awkward silence.

“is it just me, or it’s really cold in here?” you mumbled, slowly starting to feel the cold breeze, rubbing your palms together in a desperate attempt to receive warmth.

“the heater probably broke too.” taehyun reached out his hand to you, asking for your hand.

“what’s that for?”

“oh come on yn, we both know my hands are warm and yours are always cold.” he replied, but he sees your hesitation to hold his hand.

“i get that you might be uncomfortable with it considering our situation right now but im not letting you freeze.”

“um.. my hands are sweaty.”

“ive been dealing with them when we fake dated, im sure i can deal with it now.”

“oh shut up… why didn’t you tell me? that’s embarassing” you covered your face in embarassment.

he chuckles and reaches out his hand again, and this time you took it. and didn’t let go.

from holding hands from a distance, to you laying on his shoulder, him hugging you to keep you warm, until you both doze off.

“why the hell are they here, sleeping together? hyuka, i thought you sent taehyun here to find your “thing” and you could come to me to talk about how to get them together!

“i did! but i didn’t know you sent yn to the room next to him!” hyuka replied.

“did they get back together? i mean, the door was locked!”

“i don’t think so. they probably got stuck here or something and dozed off.” hanni said disappointingly.

“well, atleast they probably talked a bit” hyuka sighs.

though this was not part of hyuka’s and hanni’s plan, but you and taehyun definitely weren’t complaining. because maybe, in a way, the universe is slowly bringing you and him back together.

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authors note , YNHYUN TALKS AGAIN WHO CHEERED!! also to those people who asked for taglist and didn’t get in its cuz u didn’t send an ask (i got an anon ask abt this 🤓)

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[yoongisleftshoulder]

BTS Reacts: Another Member Walks in On Them and Their S/O (NSFW) 18+

Seokjin:

Jinny would be falling apart on the inside when he locked eyes with Jimin as he was getting the most mind-blowing blowjob of his life. His soul would no longer be one with his body. It has left this Earth. Externally, however, he would try to play it off. With a small chuckle, Jin would ask Jimin to please shut the door on his way out. He bounced right outta there without being asked twice. After it was private again, him and his s/o would kind of just stare at each other for a moment before bursting out in laughter.

Yoongi:

Yoongi would be a middle ground. He wouldn't super traumatized by Jungkook witnessing him annihilating you but he also wouldn't be ultra casual about it. Honestly, he would scold Jungkook going "AH AH AH AH AH." like he would do to a naughty cat who got into something it wasn't supposed to. He would end his catboy scolding with a simple but firm "Get out." When Jungkook leaves, he would get back to doing the horizontal hokey pokey. Jungkook isn't gonna kill his vibe.

Hoseok:

Who left this poor man in the freezer? Hoseok would let out a shrilling scream first, of course, but when Jin was too stunned to speak or move, a thiiiccckkk silence would be all that was left. They both just stare at each other for a minute and his s/o would have to be the one to get up and close the door. He probably wouldn't be in the mood anymore afterwards.

Namjoon:

This man...This man would not...Namjoon would not help this situation AT ALL. When Yoongi walked in, he immediately tried to walk back out but ended up turning around again and seeing more than he ever wanted. This was due to the startling sound of Namjoon flinging himself off of the bed and landing on the floor, hands first, and tripping over the sheets and blankets when he tried getting back up. The heavy stomping footsteps of the poor guy trying to catch his balance to close the door was almost worse second-hand embarassment for Yoongi than walking in on his friend doin' the deed.

Jimin:

Jimin would all but knock you off of his unclothed lap the milisecond he heard the door creaking. Flying like the mf wind, he would slam the door in the mystery member's face, sputtering out apologies over and over. Before he went back over to the bed, he triple checked that he actually locked the door this time and wasn't hallucinating. He would try and play it cool towards you as if you didn't just witness him putting a cheetah to shame to get to the door before another member saw anything. Jimin would fail this quickly because when you called him out for his blushing cheeks, he fell into a giggly mess.

Taehyung:

Oddly enough, Taehyung was a little too casual about this situation. When Namjoon opened Tae's door and witnessed the beast with two backs, he himself would freeze before Taehyung asked "Can I help you with something?". They were making eye contact the whole time while an uncomfortable silence filled the room. Taehyung stayed still, staring at Namjoon, waiting for an answer. Before he could even answer yet, Tae started to lower his head back down onto his half-naked s/o's neck. Namjoon took the hint and closed the door behind him. He spent the rest of the night searching "therapists near me"

Jungkook:

Mans would look like he was cosplaying a tomato. He would do one of two things: one, he would completely freeze up while his s/o is just staring up at him thinking "boi, if you don't get out of me right now-" or, he would move at the speed of light and slam the door in whichever poor soul had opened the door to his bedroom with zero warning. Afterwards, when he finally brought himself to exit his bedroom, he would still be BEET ass red and be the quietest he had ever been. It would take him a while to get over the embarassment and knew he would never live that moment down.

#bts #bts reactions #bts reaction #jin #suga #jhope #rm #jimin #v #jungkook #kim seokjin #min yoongi #jung hoseok #kim namjoon #park jimin #kim taehyung #jeon jungkook