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𖹭 ࣪ 𓈒 ⊹❄ She's imperfect, but she tries ₊ ◌ ۪ ࣪

✮ notes -> hey everyone! since the polls ended with shenhe winning, here it is! hope you like it <3

★ warnings -> none

✮ content -> headcanons of dating shenhe. gn reader

︰⌗1₊˚⋆ ❄︰confession ꒷꒦˚｡

☆ There are two ways of getting together with Shenhe. She either realizes her feelings with the help of Cloud Retainer and just admits to you really straight forward, or, you confess to her and you're the one who confesses.

☆ No matter which one has happened, I feel like Shenhe is pretty normal about it. Like, she's not embarrassed or anything, maybe nervous about those feelings, but nothing too intense.

☆ Don't expect a lot from her confession, it's pretty normal and boring if I'm being honest😭.

︰⌗2₊˚⋆ ❄︰affection ꒷꒦˚｡

☆ Shenhe is going to need a lot of time to get used to physical touch, or just affection in general. It's not something she's used to a lot, you know?

☆ Even if it's not something she's going to look forward to do, she isn't going to be mad if you want to hold her hand in public or give her a quick kiss on her cheek.

☆ After some time dating Shenhe, she's more open for you to hug her randomly or even kiss you more. Just don't, do it a lot when she's busy.

☆ Shenhe probably likes to kiss you on the forehead. It's something that she enjoys doing, and it's just cute honestly.

︰⌗3₊˚⋆ ❄︰dates ꒷꒦˚｡

☆ A date with her can be a bit hard to handle on the first ones. You see, Shenhe wants you to feel happy and good, so nothing can get in the way of the perfect date.

☆ That means she's going to threat a lot of people that may get your order wrong, or be slightly rude to you.

☆ But after the third date you already got used to it, and also got the knowledge on how to get her to calm down. Usually a kiss or two with a please is enough.

︰⌗4₊˚⋆ ❄︰random ꒷꒦˚｡

☆ You never have to feel like you're in danger, because Shenhe is always ready to punish whoever dares to make you feel that way.

☆ Shenhe likes your comfort. The way you can make her calm down, or feel better no matter what you do. She loves it..

☆ Very possessive of you, don't even try to be touchy with someone because she's going to get mad at them. Maybe just a little with you.

#chris does a reblog #shenhe my beloved

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Headcanons for how Shenhe would be toward her s/o without her ropes suppressing her emotions?

(Genshin Impact) Shenhe being with S/O without her ropes

Your pelvis would probably WILL be reduced to atoms.

Due to the ropes, a lot of the violent tendencies Shenhe possessed was thankfully quelled.

However, this also caused many of the emotions a human would normally feel to become almost nonexistent.

And it seemed like it would remain that way, until she met the Traveler and her S/O.

Emotions she thought long gone stirred within her, happiness, love.

Such emotions were enough to quell the darkness inside her, so to speak.

Shenhe is meant to keep on the red ropes at all times for her safety, as well as everyone else's.

But they accidentally came off when S/O was tending to her wounds...

S/O immediately noticed a change in Shenhe's expression.

It was as if something ignited deep within her as her eyes widened.

(S/O) "Shenhe, are you okay?!"

She took a moment to glance down at herself, realizing the ropes were off.

As much as her mind roared at her to immediately put it back on, S/O's face was the first thing she saw.

And so, she followed her first instinct.

With an embrace stronger than anything S/O had ever felt, they were taken into her arms and felt something in their bones shift.

(S/O) "UWAGH!? S-SHENHE!"

Instead of saying anything, Shenhe kissed S/O with that same strength, a hair away from accidentally just headbutting them.

But despite the fast pace that was happening, it was Shenhe's smile that made S/O the most shocked.

Not a faint or subtle one, Shenhe was smiling the widest they had ever seen.

(Shenhe) "For this brief moment, S/O, I...-I want to return your love."

Her voice was slightly trembling as her mind struggled to keep up with everything she was feeling.

But she knew in this very instant, she wanted S/O.

The feeling was always there, but now, she could truly show them how much they mean to her.

S/O tried to return her affection as strongly as they could, which and at least physically, couldn't hope to match her.

With no threats around them, and more importantly, only S/O, Shenhe, for this brief moment, could let out all her feelings, without threat of hurting anyone.

At least, not intentionally.

S/O would not be able to walk for the next week, leading to a very stern scolding from Cloud Retainer.

....

(Paimon) "Oh, look! it's Shenhe and...S/O?! Are they hurt?!"

Aether and Paimon rushed to the two, with Shenhe carrying S/O in her arms to the Harbor.

(S/O) "Traveler! Paimon!"

(Shenhe) "Hello, it is good to see you."

(Aether) "Did something happen, why are you wrapped in bandages?!"

(S/O) "A-Ah...! Um-"

(Shenhe) "The fault is mine, the ropes inhibiting my emotions were taken off for a single moment."

(Paimon) "That's terrible! Well, I mean, at least S/O knows you didn't mean it! We know you're a good person!"

Aether noticed how red S/O's face became, their hands moving to cover their face.

And most telling of all, was the faintest, slightest blush that was on Shenhe as well.

And the realization finally set in.

(Aether) "...Oh."

(Paimon) "W-What? Why did everyone get so quiet for?"

(Aether) "It's...not something we should discuss out loud."

(Paimon) "Oh, right! We are in the harbor. Sorry, Shenhe! We'll keep your secret!"

(Shenhe) "Thank you, both of you. Our business is our own, after all."

(Paimon) "Yeah!...Wait, what?"

#genshin impact imagines #genshin impact x reader #genshin impact headcanons #shenhe x reader #shenhe x you #shenhe x y/n #shenhe genshin impact

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Wither it be Bugs, Machines, or Asks, a Helldiver never gives in! (I don't play Helldiver and I don't remember if you do, I just like the joke)

I'm not gonna sugarcoat it:

⬆️ ➡️ ⬇️ ⬇️ ⬇️

#not an ask #chris does a dumb

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Chris, I suffer of simpinitis and the only cure is you to write for Arlecchino (just a joke don't feel pressured especially if you end up not liking her also good luck if you're pulling for her)

(Genshin Impact) Arlecchino, Lynette, Xianyun, and Barbara's S/O getting scared by a spider

I don't plan on pulling for her because Clorinde is showing up, but FEAR NOT ANON! Quoth the FFXIV:

Arlecchino watches with vague amusement as S/O suddenly leaps back, nearly into her arms.

She catches them with minimal effort as her eyes slowly track tiny movement on the floor.

A spider was skittering across the floor at a slow pace, making her gaze trail back to S/O.

(Arlecchino) "Spiders are not very likely to attack humans without being provoked. And even then, that is under the most dire of circumstances-"

(S/O) "I-I know, but...they're just creepy!"

(Arlecchino) "Indeed."

With a hum of acknowledgement, she almost drops S/O to the ground as they barely caught themselves in time.

Arlecchino walks over to the spider and gently puts it in a cup before releasing it outside.

She crosses her arms as distant memories from her past came trickling in.

(Arlecchino) "You wouldn't have liked Bambi."

(S/O) "Who's that?"

(Arlecchino) "A pet spider that I once owned."

(S/O) Of course you owned one...

They were smart enough to not say that out loud, but Arlecchino had the faintest hint of a smile on her lips.

She probably knew what they were thinking anyway.

Even when she was spacing out, Lynette could easily spot something moving in the corner of her eye.

(Lynette) "Oh, a spider-"

(S/O) "WHAT?!"

S/O immediately balled up onto the couch, head rapidly darting back and forth.

(S/O) "W-WHERE?!"

Lynette's ears twitched from how loud S/O was being, but she easily grabbed the spider in a cup, noting how S/O was inching away from her.

(Lynette) "It's not even a dangerous kind, just a regular-"

(S/O) "I don't care what it is, just throw it out!"

Lynette smiled and gently let it escape out the house.

As she sat back down next to S/O, her tail swished playfully, though Lynette herself was stoic as ever.

(Lynette) "What are you going to do when i'm not here?"

(S/O) "D-Don't tease me!"

Xianyun adjusts her glasses when she sees a spider on the table.

S/O almost dropped their food completely at the sight of it, while Xianyun looked slightly annoyed.

(Xianyun) "How unsightly for a dinner table."

With a small gust of wind, she flicks it away, making S/O leap out their seat.

(S/O) "GAH! D-Don't fling it at me!"

(Xianyun) "One was not aiming at you, dear. Do be careful, otherwise your plate will drop."

S/O took a deep breath of relief while Xianyun continued to eat.

(Xianyun) "Hm...One has an idea for an invention. We could construct you a machine that can take care of household pests like that."

(S/O) "...W-Would you?"

Xianyun suddenly beams with pride, a gleam of light reflecting off her glasses.

(Xianyun) "Fear not, One will make sure you are never bothered by a spider ever again! We will get started straight away after dinner."

What ended up happening was Xianyun constructed a machine that was too good at killing household pests, to the point it broke parts of the wall.

Both Barbara and S/O yelp when they see a spider speed along the tiles of the Cathedral.

(S/O) "Aw man, it's going up to the ceiling!"

(Barbara) "I-It's not going to drop on our heads, is it?!"

The two exchanged a look that said neither were wanting to find out the answer.

Accepting defeat, the two quickly exited the cathedral out onto the plaza.

(S/O) "Do you think we could ask one of the sisters to help us?"

(Barbara) "U-Um...well-"

It didn't take long for either of them to realize that it'd be absolutely mortifying to ask a sister for something so trivial.

Instead, they decided to practice their singing outside.

Which arguably, was worse since spiders could be anywhere, but it didn't seem to cross their minds as they slowly became comfortable again and laughed the situation off.

Until the next day they forgot about it and entered the cathedral, only to be jumpscared by it as it sat on the pews they were at.

#genshin impact imagines #genshin impact x reader #genshin impact headcanons #arlecchino x reader #lynette x reader #xianyun x reader #barbara pegg x reader #arlecchino genshin #lynette genshin impact #xianyun genshin #barbara pegg

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Chiori, Chiori! Chiori army grows!

Anyhow, Chiori with a s/o who just can't keep their clothes in good condition. They're just out adventuring, a lot which caused their clothes to get messed up.

(Genshin Impact) Chiori's S/O being unable to keep their clothes clean

You should honestly see my clothes whenever I get to painting my minis. My elbows are covered in paint, not even mentioning my hands.

Chiori is going to do violence to S/O.

She works hard to keep her own clothes in relatively clean condition.

Sure, Fontaine had plenty of helpful technology to help wash and dry clothes, but that didn't mean she went frolicking in the mud on purpose.

So, Chiori is very frustrated with S/O waltzing into their home, covered in dirt, torn rags, and Archons know what else.

She pinches the bridge of her nose as a loud sigh exits her mouth.

(Chiori) "Seriously? I just stitched that shirt last week."

(S/O) "Hah...uh, sorry."

Chiori teaches S/O how to take care of their own clothes so she doesn't have to fix it every single damn time.

After a certain point, she doesn't even cringe at the state of their clothing anymore.

She's honestly amazed they haven't just waltzed in half-naked at this point.

Hearing the bell ring on her doors, she spares S/O a single glance before going back to cutting the cloth with her swords.

(Chiori) "Shirt or pants ruined?"

(S/O) "Not even a hello first, cHIORI?"

(Chiori) "Hello, S/O. There, now what part am I fixing?"

(S/O) "...The shirt...-"

(Chiori) "I must be psychic. Take a seat over there, I'll get to you eventually."

Just because S/O is their boyfriend/girlfriend, does not mean they get any special treatment.

In fact, they probably get ragged on even worse for knowing how she is, yet having the gall to walk into her store looking like that.

#genshin impact imagines #genshin impact x reader #genshin impact headcanons #chiori x reader #chiori genshin impact x reader #chiori genshin impact

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The inbox is currently at 496.

Wanna see me increase it with one simple trick?

I can now write for Arlecchino from Genshin Impact!

Daddy?- Sorry. Daddy?- Sorry. Daddy?- Sorry. Daddy?- Sorry. Daddy?- Sorry. Daddy?- Sorry. Daddy?- Sorry. Daddy?- Sorry. Daddy?- Sorry. Daddy?- Sorry. Daddy?- Sorry. Daddy?- Sorry. Daddy?- Sorry. Daddy?- Sorry. Daddy?- Sorry. Daddy?- Sorry. Daddy?-

#not an ask #chris does a dumb

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Fetch me their souls! *115 or beauty of annihilation starts blasting in the background*

I'll get the true COD Zombies experience here in this next post.

No, keep the crown. There is only one hat for me, and that is the jester hat.

Don't worry, it'll be another year before I update it again so we can keep the bit going.

There are some asks here since 2022, and I don't have the heart to get rid of them, so I'll just tank it.

#not an ask #chris does a dumb

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Could I ask for hu tao/furina/sara cuddling their s/o but s/o's hand starts to wander down to intimate places? (Fluff/Nsfw)

(Genshin Impact) Hu Tao, Furina, and Sara's S/O getting too cuddly with their hands

Honestly I'd imagine it'd be a 50/50 if Sara would just tear your arm off.

NSF-W IMPLICATIONS

Nothing explict, but always will put a warning just in case.

Hu Tao doesn't usually like to stay put, but when it's for cuddling? She can stand to remain in place for a little while.

She either puts her head on their lap talking about whatever, or rests on their shoulders.

Hu Tao doesn't particularly care who's big or little spoon, just as long as they're comfortable!

But, it looked like S/O was getting a bit too comfortable while they were sitting on the couch.

Her eyes widen slightly when she feels their hand creeping below her waist.

(Hu Tao) "Oh! Hm, well aren't we daring tonight?"

With a giggle, Hu Tao immediately returns the favor by doing the same, albeit with much more force in her grasp.

(Hu Tao) "Well? Going to do anything else?"

Her face is warming up, but that doesn't stop the playful smirk on her lips from growing.

This certainly beats sitting around doing nothing.

Furina's body completely relaxes whenever she's cuddling onto S/O.

She prefers to be the little spoon or held in some form or fashion.

Sitting on their lap, she is either on the verge of falling asleep or eating some kind of sweets.

Furina would have the chance to do neither when she feels S/O's hands brush along her stomach, then underneath her shirt.

She involuntarily lets out a gasp before her heartrate accelerates.

(Furina) "S-S/O...?!"

While she's surprised, she doesn't move to shove their hands off, instead making herself more comfortable as she buries her head into their neck, too embarrassed to even look.

(Furina) "...Can...we take it slow?"

Furina melts at their touch as her breathing gets heavier, feeling safe in their embrace.

At least in private, Sara doesn't mind cuddling.

With her usual responsibilities, it was actually a welcome change of pace.

To just sit down with someone she loved and have no obligations other than destressing, it was something she wasn't used to yet, but could see herself growing to love.

At least, until S/O hands begin caressing her thighs.

Sara's body immediately stiffens before silently glaring at S/O.

It'd be more menacing if her face wasn't rapidly heating up.

After a few more seconds of feeling their fingers tracing the top of her legs, she simply sighs and grabs their arm.

Although she is blushing madly, she gently kisses the top of their fingers before letting their hand rest on her legs again, all the while still holding onto them.

(Sara) "Don't get too greedy, S/O...But, you have my permission."

#nsft #genshin impact imagines #genshin impact x reader #genshin impact headcanons #hu tao x reader #furina x reader #sara kujou x reader #kujou sara #kujou sara x reader #hu tao genshin impact #furina genshin impact

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MASTERLIST IS NOW UPDATED!

Now it will take another year for it to update again.

(I will try my best to update it monthly so I don't have to do that again/you wait that long)

#not an ask

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I could something like "boom, now it's 500", but considering probably a dozen people sent in messages like that, this is probably message 512 in your inbox...

Anyway, have a nice day/night!!

Amazingly no, you are only 501st!

But now that I say this it'll probably be full of that now.

Anyways:

Good night.

#not an ask #chris does a dumb

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Hey, since I’ve noticed how full your ask box is getting, I suggest that once it reaches 500, you temporarily close it and deal with the asks before opening it up again. (Feel free to ignore.)

#not an ask #chris does a dumb

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(Genshin Impact) Who would be best in a zombie apocalypse?

Zero Powers, Zero Archon abilities, just pure skill, training, technical know-how, knowledge, etc.

This is my hot take of who'd be the best for surviving the End Times.

Personally, the person I'd want with me is Shenhe because she'd just go full Doomguy on everyone, but a friend of mine wants Childe with him which is respectable.

Who would you take with you if you could only take one?

#not an ask #chris does a dumb #chris does a tier

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for a moment I thought they meant different cheeks... I'm disappointed in myself

#not an ask #chris does a dumb

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Elphelt's S/O constantly playing with her cheeks please. (Honestly, the more I look at her, the more I think of a squirrels' cheeks. They just look squishy.)

(Guilty Gear: Strive) Elphelt's S/O squishing her cheeks

She is so damn cute

Elphelt eyes widen when she first feels S/O's hands on her face.

But after a few moments, she relaxes into their hold with a wide smile.

(Elphelt) "S/O? Whatcha doin'?"

Instead of a response, S/O continues to squish her cheeks, making her giggle.

They feel very plush and warm. If S/O hadn't told them, they would have assumed she was completely human.

After a few moments, Elphelt returns the favor and grabs S/O's face with her own hands, stretching their cheeks outward into a smile.

(Elphelt) "No wonder you're doing it, this is pretty fun!"

Whenever S/O sticks their hands out now, she will promptly put her chin on their palm, expecting some kind of physical affection.

And even if that wasn't S/O's intention, it will be now!

After experiencing it herself, Elphelt will also squeeze S/O's face everytime she finds them cute, which is basically all the time.

Elphelt especially will not hide her disappointment or pouts if S/O goes a day without giving her their special affection now that she's grown accustomed to it.

#guilty gear headcanons #guilty gear x reader #guilty gear imagines #elphelt valentine x y/n #elphelt valentine x reader

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Hey Chris, how are you? Hope you're doing well

Can't remember if you've ever done something like this, but can I have Alear, Ivy, Chloé and Rosado with an S/O who always cries because they're too pretty?

thanks

(FE: Engage) Alear, Ivy, Chloé, and Rosado's S/O crying because of how pretty they are

This ask was from November WHOOPSIES, but I'm doing well! Just procrastinating on writing as per usual.

Well, this was bound to happen since Alear was a divine being.

She figured this would probably happen among the more Pious members of the Somniel.

But when S/O told Alear that they were crying because she was pretty, as in just regular pretty, she couldn't help but blush.

(Alear) "O-Oh...Um, thank you! But, please don't cry!"

She has no idea how to actually deal with the situation. It both flattered and confused her to no end.

Ivy's mind completely comes to a halt.

She's had all kinds of people compliment her appearance, but never to the point they actually cried.

Her eyes blink rapidly as she sees S/O wipe away a few tears, just to make extra sure she was seeing things correctly.

It also makes her blush wildly, compounding onto the issue of trying to get them to stop crying just by seeing her.

(Ivy) "I see...I appreciate your kind words, but I would ask that you do not shed tears because of me."

Chloé is taken aback for a moment, immediately going to S/O's side.

(Chloé) "S/O, why are you crying, did something happen?!"

When told the reason, she couldn't help but feel a little bad. She was the reason her S/O was shedding tears but...because it was from her beauty?

That honestly sounded something unhinged that Louis would say.

And he kept his eyes closed!

(Chloé) "I'm sorry...I think?"

Rosado thinks something was wrong, drying their tears with a gentle hand.

(Rosado) "Dear, what's going on?"

And after being told the reason:

(Rosado) "Hah...I suppose my beauty is that moving after all...T-That was a joke, right?"

On some level, Rosado could understand. Seeing something so beautiful could move him to tears as well sometimes.

But to be the very thing that someone found so beautiful, well it made his heart skip a beat honestly (and boost his ego).

#fire emblem engage imagines #fire emblem engage x reader #fire emblem engage headcanons #alear fe x reader #ivy fe x reader #chloé fe x reader #rosado fe x reader #alear fire emblem #chloé fire emblem #rosado fire emblem #ivy fire emblem

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HELL YEAH POWER RANGER POSTING RAAAAAHHH WHAT THE FUCK IS A NON EXPLOSING ENEMY

I've actually been watching Time Force with a buddy of mine, we're enjoying it WAAAAY more than we thought we would for a kids show.

I remember it being in my top 3 all time fav shows as a kid. Btw that show is 23 years old, I feel goddamn ancient.

Did you also know that Vergil (Dan Southworth) is the Quantum Ranger in that show?

#not an ask #chris's thoughts #chris does a dumb

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