#hes a liar

[kingarubin]

"Ouma Kokichi is in love with Saihara Shuichi" I say into the mic.

The crowd cheers. I stand proudly on the stage when a voice speaks and commands silence from the room.

"That's a lie" they say. I look for the owner of the voice. There in the 5th row stands: Ouma Kokichi himself.

#cause you know #hes a liar #haha funny joke now laugh (im a very funny person) #saiouma #oumasai #ndrv3 #danganronpa #ouma kokichi #saihara shuichi

[siriuslygay1981]

Sirius- You know, I was thinking, what if I maybe unpack here?

Remus-Then alot of your stuff would be here?

Sirius-Well, what if all of my stuff was here?

Remus-Then you’d be going back and forth all the time to your flat and then mine.I mean, it wouldn't be practical siri.

Sirius-...What if we live together and you understand what I’m saying?

#just imaging remus reading a book and only half paying attention #lowkey remus has been trying to find a way to ask sirius to live with him #and sirius has been doing the same #remus says he can multitask #read a book and talk to someone (as an example) #hes a liar #his thoughts get so jumbled tryna do it #marauders era #marauders fandom #dead gay wizards from the 70s #harry potter marauders #hp marauders #marauders #also stole this from a marvel rhing again! #it was a y/n and like natasha i think? #marauder era #the marauders era #the marauders #marauders incorrect quotes #sirius black #remus lupin #siriusblack #remus x sirius #sirius black x remus lupin #sirius orion black #remus loves sirius #remus john lupin #wolfstar #sirius gets so passive agressive sometimes #i think hes silly

[mcgovneydotcom]

guys don't believe anything lars says. hes lying about everything. i never helped jack him off at all.

#hes a LIAR #ron mcgovney #metallica rp #80s

[aliceiwig]

I can’t believe that mf DAZAI has broad shoulders…

Like wtf man that forgets to eat and plays at being a weak little guy actually has shoulders and likely has some sort of muscle??? How dare he

Comparison between him(right) and Fyodor(left).

Wtf

#hes a liar #the difference between those two is actually comical #like i forget that fyodor is actually built like a sick victorian child #then i see things like this and am reminded #bsd #bungou stray dogs #bungo stray dogs #dazai osamu #fyodor dostoevsky #bsd dazai #bsd fyodor

[bassistscottpilgrim]

Are you ever going to address the “experiments” you and Wallace had after Envy broke up with you or are you still in denial

-Kim 🥁 ⭐️

uh. what experiments. what are you talking about. 0 experiments happened

#scott pilgrim rp #scott pilgrim vs the world #scott pilgrim takes off #spto #spvtw #scott pilgrim #scott says stuff #hes a LIAR

[askryuu]

YOUD KILL ANGO???? 😀😀😀

if i needed to.

#he wouldnt be able to bring himself to #hes a liar #ask bsd #ask blog #dazai asks

[xbubblgm]

i accidentally put too much vanilla in my coffee and now i have the tumblr vanilla extract cake as a COFFEE 

#i also put too much in my brothers coffee and he said it tastes good #hes a liar #theres a weird surface on top of the coffee #we're prob gonna get poisoned #it really doesnt taste good #vanilla extract cake #tumblr poll #we're still drinking it tho we cant throw it away theres an economic crisis in turkey

[blue-nardo]

And how are you holding up with your recent almost dying experience, young man?

MHA

This is what, the fifth time? Doesn't phase me anymore babes 💅✨

#ttatc #ask rottmnt #rottmnt leo #ask leo #leo rottmnt #rise leo #hes a liar

[powerofbarian]

" NOT A DATE-"

#HES A LIAR #why u LYING #kurai honoo

[mccall-me-maurice]

hot take: rogers a little dick boy and i’m tired of pretending he’s not

#he SUCKS BALLS #HES MANIPULATIVE #HES A LIAR #HES A LITTLE STINK #PEEE YEW #lotf #lord of the flies #lotf roger #he is a walking red flag

[outofmyheartandintoyourlungs]

November 27, 2022

9:34pm

the cold rain glazes my glasses

I rub my eyes

the aura of the street lamps

leaving me in a haze

I sift through pages and pages of memories

Words that are locked inside my head

Trying to find my own way to healing

Words I’ve left unspoken

Unsettling pictures of what should’ve been

keep flooding my mind

Intrusive thoughts of how I’ve been betrayed

But here I am now, safe

Floating lonely

Loneliness often brought comfort back then

in those darkest nights as I lay there with nothing

but the echoes of sirens and hum of

electronics

A sigh of relief accompanied by silent dread

I try to pick it apart

How I could’ve changed the ending

But the story was already written

I was just the protagonist

#leo thames #leothames #iamleothames #ogleothames #iwrotethis #poets on tumblr #poem #poetry #hes a liar #he’s a child #hes a cheater #healing #emotional abuse #sad poem #poems and poetry #poems and quotes #poems on tumblr #poeticstories #poetryportal #writers and poets #writers on tumblr #female writers #women writers #writerscommunity #writerblr #poetry portal #poetsandwriters #young poets #poetic #female poets

[sweetcobaltblue]

Like really have a crush on atem. Like really REALLY.

"I really.. REALLY don't."

#dsdnfg #HES A LIAR

[arsenicpanda]

FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDY'S (2023)

#fnaf #fnafedit #Five Nights at Freddy's #fnaf movie #matpat #fnaf movie spoilers #fnaf spoilers #fyeahmovies #filmedit #gifs* #arsenicpandacreates #this LYING LIAR WHO LIES acted like he WASN'T IN THE MOVIE alskjflskjf #yes I DID stop watching to make this gif set what of it? #also I do not like this coloring but also I'm sick of looking at it and want to sleep soooooo #there is NO COLOR in this scene I SWEAR TO GOD #you would not BELIEVE the vibrancy + saturation it took to get it to this bland point #and any further started causing problems booooooo

[akkpipitphattana]

i’ll never understand people who can’t make fun of their faves a little. like yes i love this character and would defend them to my grave but also they’re stupid sometimes and they do dumb things and imma make fun of them for it

#someone commented under the alan post i made with him saying he can’t separate work from personal matters #and felt the need to clarify that this is what a professional would do #like yeah i agree. i made a post about that. #however this post is making fun of the fact that he’s a lil liar GDKDKED #liz rambles #greatest hits

[bigfatbreak]

Birds of a Feather previous / next

#my art #feralnette au #birds of a feather #long tags #sorry I went apeshit in the tags #LETS SAY IT ALL TOGETHER NOW #I - M - A - G - OOOOOOOOO #its fun drawing marinette's back to Alya and having her appear stout and unstoppable and totally logical #and then you see her face and she's like two seconds from completely snapping and is keeping it together by a thread #as a note just because mari feels very certainly abt smth doesnt mean she's right. feelings can be valid and also irrational #in the throes of grief she decided it was better to be alone than to lose someone again so she started pulling away #and lila made pulling away very very very easy to do #shes also vaguely aware she's being unfair in pinning this on alya which is why she started spinning the drain on cockmoth again #legitimately all the shit that's happened to her wouldn't have been so catastrophic if he was never in the picture and she knows it #but the bitterness of her bestie choosing a fantastic liar over her at the worst of times stiiiiiings #alya's personal timing was bad but lila really took advantage of the fact that marinette had been acting off and weird #she basically clocked marinette as being unstable from SOMETHING and made up a lie about her #knowing she wouldn't have the strength to defend herself #between her social life going tachy bc of lila and losing fu in a way that felt like personhood death marinette was really put on the spot #and alya doing her thing of busting in there and assuming her bias is correct was a terrible combo #essentially marinette is highly unstable and alya is just realizing that #busting in and giving her a lecture when she's slightly hysterical and definitely delirious from exhaustion is NOT the way #to show her she's self sabotaging #cuz thats just gonna make her double down on self sabotaging. bc marinette will not accept that she is also a CHIIIIILD

[deadsetobsessions]

He could overlook a lot of things, but this was getting ridiculous. You’d think seasoned vigilantes would have better excuses prepared, but Danny had caught that flash of panic that crossed Tim’s face as Danny came face to face with Tim dragging an unconscious Steph to her designated room in the manor.

“Uh.”

“Danny! Uh, Stephanie brained herself- uh, sliding down the bannisters and- pleasedon’ttellBruce.”

Danny blinks, staring at Tim and then very pointedly, very slowly, turned his head back towards the direction he came from: the main hall… where the bannisters were. He wonders what vigilante hijinks they were trying to hide from B this time.

Tim coughs, trying to inch Stephanie away. “Uh. She was doing… cartwheels?”

Danny let his eyes slowly take in the bruises that were clearly not from “cartwheeling in the mansion” on the both of them. There’s a huge bandaged cut on Steph’s forearm and a giant bruise on the edge of Tim’s jaw. Tim’s face twitches nervously, not that anyone else would have noticed- except Danny has enhanced ghost senses and could feel the panic coming off of his adopted brother.

“You know…” Shit, what does he do? Not knowing would be so much easier if these idiots gave him good excuses! “I don’t think I want to know what you two have been up to… but should I be worried for your, uh, physical health?”

“Nope!”

“… Okay.” He says. Tim opens his mouth to make further excuses but Danny adds quickly, “But don’t tell me, because if Bruce asks, I want plausible deniability.”

Cartwheels, Danny’s ghostly ass. Luckily, this show of doubt reaffirms Tim’s belief that Danny believes them all of the other times. Danny grins inwardly, planning capitalizing on the guilt that flashed over Tim’s face.

“Deal.”

“Want help?” The halfa points at Steph, who’s still being dragged over the carpet by a noodle armed Tim. Danny knows Tim’s strong, he’s a vigilante, but it’s funny watching him pretend to struggle.

“Please. I’m so tired right now.” He looks it too. Danny’s brows furrow with genuine concern when he takes in Tim’s drowned raccoon look. He picks up Steph, firmly removing her from Tim’s suddenly weak grip. Being careful to avoid her injuries, Danny nods at the door to her room. Tim cracks it open and does a little showy gesture towards the inside.

“C’mon, we’ll tuck her in and then I’ll tuck you in.”

“What, you don’t have to do that.”

“If you don’t let me tuck you in and make sure you sleep, I’ll tell Alfred who really accidentally poured boiling hot coffee on his azaleas last week. And I’ll sic Dick on you and tell him you haven’t been sleeping enough.”

“You drive a hard bargain,” Tim grumbles. “But fine. It’s really not my fault I’m this tired. A missing spleen is hard to handle, you know.”

“Yeah, missing an organ sucks,” Danny says, shit eating grin hidden long enough to catch the contemplative bloodhound look that passes over Tim’s face.

“Which- uh, which one of your organs is missing?”

“Liver.” Danny says, remembering the flashes of pain. He tilts his head away to hide the grin at Tim’s panicked face.

When he tucks Tim in, he pretends to believe Tim’s sleeping act and left his room while mumbling about the Wayne’s clumsiness and bruises and stocking up on bruise cream. He couldn’t even enjoy Tim’s floundering, this time, worried as he is.

——

“Brother.” Danny half turns his head, just to beam a sunny smile at Cass. He signs an exuberant hello. The halfa hangs up his coat as he addresses his adopted sister.

“Cass! What’s up?”

“Dinner.” She smiles back, signing that Alfred wanted them to the dinning room post haste. The main dining room, because rich people were fruit loops and Batman is totally included. Cassandra looks down and gasps.

What…?

Oh. Fuck. Danny glances down. He genuinely forgot about that.

“Huh.”

“Okay?” Suddenly, Cass is right next to him, hand reached out and hovering over the actual knife Danny forgot was sticking out of him. At least it’s where his liver should be, so he won’t have to pretend.

“Oh. Yeah, I’m good. Don’t have a liver.” Danny decides on the spot that he’s not gonna mess with Cass. She smiled the same as him. “Got mugged on the way back but I think they said I could keep the knife, right?”

“Danny.” She’s frowning at him. He feels like he just kicked tiny Cujo. But he doesn’t feel bad enough to blurt everything out.

“Here. You can have it if you want?” Danny casually pulls out the knife and holds the wound together with his bare hands. Cass looks more alarmed. She bodily picks up Danny and starts running.

“Woah!”

Cass throws him at Alfred, gently.

“Miss Cassandra! Why, I never-!” Alfred pauses in surprise.

“Uh. Wow, Cass. You’re really strong.” Danny pipes up, hand still over his gushing wound.

She ignores him, pointing at Danny and telling Alfred, “Hurt. Got mugged. Dumb.”

“Hey! It’s not my fault Gothamites are ready to jump people at any moment. Besides, it’s daytime. It’s not like the vigilante furries are out to save my butt. I think I did really well coming back safe, you know?”

“Hurt. Forgot the knife. Was in him.”

“Master Danny!”

Danny pouts. He also knows there’s a discreet camera in the corners of the sitting room, so he’s definitely hoping he could phase into the cave when Barbara eventually tells the group that he called them “vigilante furries.”

Alfred clucks his tongue and set to work patching him up. Danny tries not to bask in the careful way Alfred tended to his wounds. It reminds him too much of Jazz, if Jazz was British and a man with greying hair.

But because they were watching him and he was watching them in return, Danny noticed the moment Alfred’s hands stalled and Cass’ gaze got intense. What now…?

Oh, fuck, his vivisection scar. Oops. Danny smiled, channeling Dani (his lovely clone sister) at her most innocent.

Cass smiled back, just as sunnily, fists tightening at her side in repressed fury.

——

“Cass? Why’d you call us?”

“Yeah, baby bat. I got a couple o’ smugglers to talk to.”

Cass paces.

“What is it, Cassandra?” Damian tuts impatiently.

“Danny. Has… scars. Autopsy. But was struggling. When cut.”

“What.”

“A vivisection, Master Jason.” Alfred’s voice was crisp and eerily cold. His hands are folded, rage only held back by his sheer will and a well practiced sense of propriety.

“We find. Who hurt him,” Cass snarls. “We. End.”

Jason’s eyes glint green, hands going to his guns. “Fine. By. Me.”

“It does tie in with the dead comment. I wonder what happened to him.” Tim clacks away at the bat computer, furiously looking into the matter already. Bruce has taken to prowling, stressed out at the prospect of one more of his children- not a vigilante at that- getting hurt the way Jason had. Worse, even. A vivisection. He was alive, dissected. Aware enough to struggle. Dick looked like he was torn about hunting down and lunging at whoever hurt Danny to rip their throats out with his bare teeth versus the urge to go back up to the manor and wrap Danny in bubble wrap.

In the corner, Danny was having a quiet breakdown because he came here to watch them react to vigilante furries, not offering to murder the people who vivisected him. What the fuck?? He ran his hands through his hair, invisible.

——

“Oh, by the way, we should consider more daytime shifts.”

“Why?” Spoiler asks Barbara.

“Danny got mugged. And called us the nightly furries.”

“The fuckin’ what-?” Jason chokes out, laughing. Bruce stops his pacing, body language becoming slightly offended.

Danny muffles a laugh only Alfred would have heard.

#danny phantom #Danny ‘plausible deniability’ Phantom #Jason Todd #red hood #batman #tim drake #dick grayson #cassandra cain #black bat #Tim usually would be a better liar #but usually he lies to Batman #not Danny #Cassandra Cain and these idiots that she unfortunately loves #Danny: you stabbed me so I’m keeping the knife #Danny plays finders keepers with Gotham muggers #he wins #cartwheeling in Wayne manor #dc x dp #dp x dc #bamf danny phantom