#hercules incorrect quotes

[fabuloustrash05]

[After finding out about his crush on Husk]

Cherri: I can’t believe you’re getting worked up about some guy!

Angel Dust, absolutely smitten: This one is different! He’s honest and sweet!

Cherri, rolling her eye: Please…

Angel Dust: And he would never do anything to hurt me!

Cherri: HE’S A GUY!!

#don’t worry Cherri you got nothing to worry about #husk is a keeper #source: hercules #incorrect hazbin hotel quotes #hazbin hotel #hazbin angel dust #Angel dust #hazbin cherri bomb #cherri bomb #hazbin husk #husk #huskerdust #angel x husk

[sockmeat]

Vaggie: I can't believe you're getting so worked up about some... Guy.

Reader: But, this one is different! He's honest and he's sweet--

Vaggie: Please...

Reader: And he would never do anything to hurt me!

Vaggie, pointing at Alastor: He's the RADIO DEMON.

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[7ndipity]

Yoongi: I can't believe your all worked up about some... guy

Y/n: this one's different! He's honest, he's sweet-

Yoongi: 🙄pffft, please

Y/n: -and he wouldn't do anything to hurt me

Yoongi: HE'S A GUY!

#source: hercules #incorrect bts quotes #bts incorrect quotes #incorrect bts #bts x y/n #bts x reader #bts crack #yoongi x y/n #yoongi x reader

[underqualified-human]

? Yuu, possibly drunk: The two flavours of demigod are mentally disturbed and Himbo.

Idia and TWST!Hercules: Please elaborate.

? Yuu: No.

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[incorrectsmashbrosquotes]

Not me getting back on my Greek Mythology bullshit, but I feel like a lot of adaptations of Herakles gloss over the part of his story where Hera literally mind-controls him into killing his family.

Like, Imagine having your agency, you mind, and your reason stripped from you so completely and utterly by a force you can't fight against or comprehend and that force makes you murder the people you love most in the world. Why aren't writers doing more with that! The horror of Herakles!

How he can't lift his fists or his sword or his club without seeing his families blood and brain stained across them! how he can't look in the mirror without seeing his children's faces staring back at him? How do you come back from that? From being a puppet, the weapon that murders your own family? Can a weapon grieve? Does it have the right to?

Hell, the only reason Herakles doesn't kill himself is because Theseus shoulders some of the weight of the crime by taking his hand. (Probably the most heroic thing Theseus ever does).

The Twelve Labors aren't a quest for glory, they're about a guy going on a suicide run by facing the most insane challenges the world can throw at him, but every time he triumphs he realizes that he doesn't GET to die. He has to keep going. He has to keep living. He has to live with himself.

And then, one day, when he completes another task, and he sees the grateful faces of the people he's saved, the lives he's made a little better, he realizes that he doesn't want to anymore.

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[waterfire1848]

Azula: Get yourself another weapon! I'm through. Ozai, laughing: I'm sorry. You mind running that by me again? I must have had something in my ear or something- Azula: Then read my lips! Forget it! Ozai: Azula, Azula, Azula. My sweet deluded little daughter. Aren't we forgetting one teensy weensy, but every so crucial little, tiny detail? I OWN YOU!!

#incorrect quotes #source: hercules #azula #ozai

[incorrect-tmnt2012-quotes]

Sal Commander, about Raph: I can’t believe you’re getting worked up about some guy!

Mona Lisa: This one is different! He's honest and sweet!

Sal Commander, rolling his eyes: Please…

Mona Lisa: He would never do anything to hurt me!

Sal Commander: HE’S A GUY!

#Sal has activated protective dad mode #incorrect tmnt quotes #source: hercules #source: disney #tmnt 2012 #tmnt #teenage mutant ninja turtles #sal commander #mona lisa #raphael #ramona

[leoprime13]

Skar King: Shimo, Shimo, Shimo my sweet deluded little minion. Aren't we forgetting one teensy, weensy, but ever so crucial, little tiny detail? I OWN YOU!

#incorrect quotes #Godzilla #Skar King #Shimo #kaiju #monsterverse #Legendary Pictures #godzilla x kong: the new empire #spoilers #source: hercules

[persephoneflowerpetals]

Persephone: *passes by Hades’ table at the House of Mouse*

Hades: *immediately chases after her* Hey! Uh, I think you dropped something, sweetheart.

Persephone: *looks down at floor* Oh! What was it?

Hades: *takes Persephone’s hand* Your standards. How ya doin’? Name’s Hades, Lord of the Dead.

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[justanotherhamiltrash]

Lafayette, handing Laurens an envelope: For you.

Lafayette, handing Hamilton an envelope: And you.

Lafayette, handing Mulligan an envelope: And you.

Laurens: What are these?

Lafayette: These, my good sirs, are STDs.

Laurens:

Hamilton:

Mulligan:

Hamilton: What are you talking about, buddy?

Lafayette: STDs, Save The Dates, for Adrienne and my wedding.

Mulligan: Ah, yes.

Hamilton: Hey, just out of curiosity. How many people have you given STDs to?

Lafayette: Lots. Like a hundred.

[Hamilton, Laurens, Mulligan laughing]

Lafayette: What's going on?

Lafayette: Oh, I get it. STD has another meaning. You're gross.

Lafayette: No one is going to think that.

Laurens: Everyone is going to think that. But it's sweet your mind didn't go there.

Lafayette: Thank you. It is kinda sweet.

Laurens: Will your first dance be to you give me fever?

Mulligan: Will you be serving craps at the reception?

Burr: Do you have herpes?

Lafayette: Guys! This is my wedding. This is important to me. No more jokes.

Hamilton: You're right. And we're sorry. We love you, warts and all.

Lafayette: [unamused]

Hamilton: Sorry, I made a rash decision. I was itching to say it. Okay I'm done.

Mulligan, Laurens: [laughs]

Lee: I have an STD.

Hamilton:

Mulligan:

Lafayette:

Laurens:

Burr:

Hamilton, holding up the card in the envelope: So just RSVP or...?

Lafayette: Yeah, the number is right on there.

Laurens: Great, thank you.

#source: b99 #hamilton #alexander hamilton #lafayette #marquis de lafayette #laurens #john laurens #mulligan #hercules mulligan #burr #aaron burr #charles lee #hamilton incorrect quotes #incorrect hamilton quotes #incorrect hamilquotes #adrienne de lafayette

[cruger2984]

Wriothesley: You know, when I was a kid, I would've given anything to be exactly like everybody else. Neuvillette: (lightly scoffs) You wanted to be petty and dishonest? Wriothesley: Everybody's not like that. Neuvilette: Yes, they are.

#source: hercules #wriothesley #neuvillette #wriolette #neuvithesley #genshin impact #incorrect quotes

[incorrect-targon-quotes]

Alune, about Sett: I can’t believe you’re getting worked up about some guy!

Aphelios: This one is different! He's honest and sweet!

Alune, rolling her eyes: Please…

Aphelios: He would never do anything to hurt me!

Alune: HE’S A GUY!

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[definitely-correct-hamilton]

Mulligan: Two bros chillin' in a hot tub, five feet apart 'cause they're not gay.

Laurens: But I am gay???

Hamilton: I'm bi??

Lafayette, from the lazy river: Two bros chillin' in a hot tub, five feet apart 'cause they're FUCKING COWARDS-

(Source: submission on @incorrectocquotations)

#tw: swearing #hamilton #incorrect quotes #incorrect hamilton quotes #hercules mulligan #john laurens #alexander hamilton #marquis de lafayette #lams

[narcissusinamirrormaze]

Hercules: WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU AND HAMILTON?

Laurens: WE’RE FUCKING

Laurens: GETTING [not delivered]

Laurens: DRINKS [not delivered]

Hercules: oh… nvm then

Laurens: WAIT [not delivered]

Angelica: are you stupid?

Hamilton: no, why?

Angelica: cause there is always a U in stupid

Hamilton: well there’s always an I in stupid too

Hamilton: wait no

Hamilton: where are my fucking essays?!

Eliza: Alexander, Philip is here can you say it a little nicer

Hamilton: sure. may I ascertain the whereabouts of MY FUCKING ESSAYS?

Jefferson and Madison: *both reach for the piece of chicken at the same time and their fingers touch*

*look into each other’s eyes*

[this magic moment plays]

Hamilton and Burr: *both reach for the piece of chicken at the same time and their fingers touch*

Burr: get the fuck off my chicken

Hamilton: I have the urge to do something stupid

Laurens: I’m stupid. Do me

Hamilton:

Lafayette:

Hercules:

Burr:

Washington:

Laurens: did I just say that out loud?

#july 4th #i give you the founding fathers being gay and swearing #next year: who knows #incorrect quotes #hamilton #alexander hamilton #john laurens #hercules mulligan #lafayette #angelica schuyler #eliza hamilton #aaron burr #thomas jefferson #james madison

[thingsphoenix21]

Hebe: And Hercules was like...

Hera *later to Hestia and Demeter*: I know I shouldn't feel like this but hearing Hercules name actually makes me cringe.

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[hellcheer-heaven]

Vecna: I can't believe you're getting so worked up about some guy.

Chrissy: This one is different. He's honest, and he's sweet...

Vecna: Please!

Chrissy: He would never do anything to hurt me.

Vecna: He's a guy!

#source: hercules #incorrect hellcheer quote #incorrect hellcheer quotes #hellcheer #munningham #eddissy #chrissy cunningham #eddie munson #chrissy x eddie #eddie x chrissy #Vecna #vecna stranger things #tagging as cunningcreel just because #cunningcreel