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sockmeat · 11 months

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Vaggie: I can't believe you're getting so worked up about some... Guy.

Reader: But, this one is different! He's honest and he's sweet--

Vaggie: Please...

Reader: And he would never do anything to hurt me!

Vaggie, pointing at Alastor: He's the RADIO DEMON.

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radvelvetcakez · 3 months

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Charlie: If I fall… Vaggie: I’ll be there to catch you. Angel: *looks at Husk* What if I fall? Husk: Then I’ll fall with you, never leaving your side. Lucifer: *watches these two interactions* Lucifer, to Alastor: And if I fall? Alastor: I’ll be the one who pushed you.

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mybirdis-theradiodemon · 2 months

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Another one of these bc they are all so silly :)

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chaoticace2005 · 3 months

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Alastor: Ah, yes. Ladies and gentlemen, here we have a sickening gross couple...

Vaggie: I really care about your feelings!

Charlie: I really care about YOUR feelings!

Alastor, turning his head: ...and then here’s a disaster couple...

Angel: I CAN BANDAGE MY OWN WOUNDS HUSK! YOU DON’T HAVE TO DO IT FOR ME

Husk: I WOULDN'T NEED TO BANDAGE WOUNDS AT ALL IF YOU STOPPED INSISTING ON FIGHTING EVERYONE WHO COMES WITHIN A FIVE FOOT RADIUS OF YOU!

Alastor, living his best aroace life: And this is why I don’t do couples.

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hazbin-charlastor-hyperfixation · 3 months

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madamefeu · 3 months

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Charlie: Did it hurt?

Vaggie: Did what hurt?

Charlie: When you fell from Heaven?

Vaggie: Charlie, they cut my fucking eye out

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convolutedblasphemy · 2 months

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Part 4 — the Aromantic Spectrum Awareness Week special centered around our favorite aroace demon! All the ones that include Vox were inspired by @onesidedradiostatic's very entertaining posts snnxnsndn

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jayz4dayz · 2 months

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Angel: Hey, Charlie! Tits or ass?

Charlie: You mean my preference?

Angel: Yeah! Which do ya like better? >:D

Charlie: Ohhhhh! Wings.

Angel: No, no, just tits or ass.

Charlie: I like wings.

Angel: That's nice, but-

Charlie: Vaggie has nice wings. I like Vaggie. Vaggie is my preference.

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blazethecheeto · 3 months

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Things Hazbin Hotel Characters Absolutely Have Said

Angel Dust: You call it "really bad at darts", I call it "freestyle acupuncture."

Husk: ...I'm going to have to ask you to leave the bar.

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Nifty: I learned a valuable lesson from this.

Charlie: I’m guessing they are all horrible distortions on the lesson you actually should’ve taken away…

Nifty: DEATH ISN’T REAL AND I AM BASICALLY GOD!

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Lucifer: Dammit, you ruin everything!

Alastor: You're welcome!

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Vaggie: Hey, about that love letter you sent me-

Charlie: *blushes* What are your thoughts?

Vaggie: The fourth sentence-

Charlie: Yeah, that’s where I got really emotional and I-

Vaggie: It’s “you’re” not “your”.

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Angel Dust, with a headache: Advil me up, daddy.

Husk: I will short out the language centre of your brain if you say anything like that ever again.

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Cherri: Please, picking locks is my specialty.

Cherri *throws a brick through the window*

Cherri: Okay, let’s go.

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Sir Pentious: We can't lose. Because we have this. *points to their chest*

Vaggie: We have heart?

Sir Pentious: Heart? No, me. I'm pointing at myself. I'm going to win this for us.

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sunn1s1de · 3 months

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angel dust: I'm so happy, I could kiss you! husk: Um...Neat. *later* husk, lying face down on his bed: I said "Neat," charlie. Who the fuck says neat these days? It's not neat to say neat but I said it anyways because I'm fucking stupid. charlie, reading a book: Don't beat yourself up too much, husk. Everyone gets nervous sometimes. Remember what I did when vaggie confessed her love for me? husk: Didn't you thank her? charlie: *closes the book and looks at the ceiling* I fucking thanked her.

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a-dauntless-daffodil · 3 months

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well it's definitely one way to get a girlfriend...

#hazbin hotel #charlie morningstar #vaggie #chaggie #incorrect quotes #that one scene from lilo and stitch #suddenly remembered it while thinking of Them ^-^;

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radvelvetcakez · 2 months

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Angel: Husk kissed me! Charlie: Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God! Angel: It was unbelievable! Charlie: Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God! Cherri: Okay, we wanna hear everything. Charlie, get the wine and unplug the phone. Angie, does this end well or do we need tissues? Angel: Oh, it ended very well. Charlie: Do not start without me! Do not start without me! Cherri: Okay, alright, let’s hear about the kiss. Was it a soft brush against your lips or was it like a, you know, “I gotta have you now” kind of thing? Angel: Well, at first it was really intense, you know? And then, oh God, and then we just sort of sunk into it. Cherri: Ohh… So, okay, was he holding you? Or were his hands on your back? Angel: First they started out on my waist and then they slid up and then they were in my hair. Charlie and Cherri: Ohhh. meanwhile Husk, eating pizza at the bar: And, uh, and then I kissed him. Vaggie: Tongue? Husk: Yeah. Vaggie: Cool.

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mybirdis-theradiodemon · 2 months

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I felt like this fit them

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chaoticace2005 · 3 months

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theineffableoystercatcher · 3 months

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Charlie: Croissants: dropped.

Vaggie: Road: works ahead. Angel: BBQ sauce: on my titties. Husk: Shavacado: fre. Niffty: Miss Keisha: fuckin dead. Alastor: . . . Alastor: I didn’t understand a single word of that and I hate every single one of you. Prepare to die.

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mooncalf87 · 1 month

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Vaggie: did you always know you wanted to be a famous radio host?

Alastor: Yes! I always said that if I didn't become a host by the age of twenty five, that I would just become a serial killer and cannibal.

Rosie:

Rosie: you didn't become a host until you were twenty seven.

Alastor: better late then never am I right

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