i love reading hamilton's letters to elizabeth when they were in their courtship because sometimes it goes like:
hahaha (laughs in cody ko frat bro) you're so hot babe...i bet you're only dating me because you feel bad for me or something...hahaha...unless 👀... betsey? do you really like me? betsey why aren't you writing back betsey-
this bitch was double-checking, triple-checking that eliza liked him. you know. as a man. right? yeah you said you're gonna marry me but it's unclear. i'm not rich btw :( will you hate me one day??
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A toast!
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It will burn🔥
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*throws some lams angst at you*
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"My love, take your time." And she did bitch took like 50 years 😭😭
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just a girlboss and her malewife👍🏾
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the new mlp meme where it’s like “the beautiful bride and her ugly ahh groom” is so hamliza
absolutely
betsey what are u doing with him..😭..
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Not to take away from the pain and loveliness of Burn from the Hamilton Soundtrack but,,, if my husband cheated on me and then published a whole goddamn pamphlet telling all and sundry about it, and my sister read it and said, "You've married an Icarus, he has flown too close to the sun," I'd be really fucking annoyed THAT IS NOT A HELPFUL RESPONSE ANGELICA, WHAT
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hamilton being needy in his letters to eliza
i tried to do a funny compilation of all the times he's needy in his courtship letters but holy shit it happens basically every two paragraphs so buckle up, it's long.
Exhibit A: Begging her to write more often
lmao "this is a threat. write more."
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he's literally comparing the number of letters he sends, "three to one"
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this is a trend, him going "why no letters?? text me back girl."
Exhibit B: Why he's writing so many letters
love the washington cameo as the cockblocker smh
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double combo of "i saw a rival guy in my dreams :(" and "here's two more letters at once"
Exhibit C: Nooo I love you more. Vomit enducing.
my betsey. aw.
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Exhibit D: Tell me the truth would you love me if i was a worm
"you know i'm broke right. tell me if you'll hate me for it."
not him spiraling imagining her saying "nope can't do it" the day before the wedding
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Philip's First Words
Philip: P-P . . .
Alex: Eliza! Eliza! He's gonna say papa!
Eliza: Come on baby!
Philip: P-Pa . . .
Alex: Come on son!
Philip: PAY YOUR FUCKING TAXES!
Eliza: . . .
Alex: . . .
Alex: MY SON!
Eliza: ALEXANDER!
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Staying awake's easy young man, sleeping is harder
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"Why do you write like you need it to survive?" because he does he does he does. he wouldn't have survived if he hadn't begun clerking for the landlord or worked in a trading charter, jobs that inherently require skills in writing. he wrote about the hurricane's destruction of his hometown so poignantly that people decided to help him in furthering his education, KEEPING HIM ALIVE. and as much as he wanted to be something else, as much as he wanted a troop of men to command, hamilton as an adult/young man was NOTHING without his writing. he wouldn't have been washington's right hand man, he wouldn't have gone to the winter's ball to meet eliza, he wouldn't have wooed her with his letters or convinced her father, he wouldn't have built his career or been a founding father. he would have died, a bastard, orphan, impoverished. dead. "Why do you write like you need it to survive?" because he DOES. that's why hamilton could never let an insult go, that's why he always needed to write back, that's why he never stopped reaching for more, because without his writing, without his wit, without his rapid responses, he is NOTHING
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" and in a feud with his neighbour, he stole his dog and dyed it key lime green. "
ALEXANDER HAMILTON × FOLKLORE: the last great american dynasty | for @newmoonxy | make me gif (taylor's version)
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