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fandomnerd9602 · 1 year
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Ariel breaks thru the surface…
Y/N: umm…hi
Ariel: oh…hi there. Do you have any clothes?
Y/N tosses her a shirt and pants …
Ariel: thank you. You are most kind…and cute.
Y/N: need a ride to the shore?
Ariel: yes please!
Y/N rows the boat along…
Ariel: (thinks) hmm the witch didn’t say who I needed to kiss.
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ouadisneyblog · 1 month
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Anna: Okay, that's enough! No more talking about Namaari!
Raya: But I thought you told me to get it out of my system?
Anna: I had no idea how much you had it in your system.
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Persephone: *passes by Hades’ table at the House of Mouse*
Hades: *immediately chases after her* Hey! Uh, I think you dropped something, sweetheart.
Persephone: *looks down at floor* Oh! What was it?
Hades: *takes Persephone’s hand* Your standards. How ya doin’? Name’s Hades, Lord of the Dead.
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sweettjrose · 3 months
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Donald: How are we going to find Mickey in this crowd?
Minnie: Don't worry, I have a way... *ahem* So the 'Wright Flyer 1' first flew in 1905 in Kittyhawk, North Dakota-
Mickey (popping out of nowhere): -Actually it was in 1903 in Kittyhawk, North Carolina. Did you know that it had a wingspan of about...
Minnie and Donald: There he is.
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memelordotherblog · 1 month
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Oh gods, while thinking about Poly Crime,I just realized Mortimer would totally Organize Sylvesters bachelor's party rather he wants to or not 😭
Mortimer: This is your bachelor's party, do you like it 😀
Sylvester going through the five stage of grief at once: 🙃
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zenzerodomina · 3 months
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Ariel: having 6 older sisters is exhausting, you can only immagine what it's like
Hans: ahah yes... i can only immagine
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aili-not-ally · 7 months
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Basically Mulan
Shang: You're a woman???
Mulan: Yeah
Shang:
Shang: You mean to tell me...
Shang: THAT I HAD A SEXUAL IDENTITY CRISIS FOR NOTHING
Mulan: WHAT
Shang: WHAT
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Y/n: LOOK! *Points to sky* It’s a dumbass
Hunter: Huh? What? Where? *Looks to sky before slowly realizing he’s been played* I’m the dumbass, aren’t I?
Y/n: Yes. Yes you are
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incorrectdisneyy · 1 year
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Milton: Kim and Jerry are basically the same person. They’re both stubborn, hotheaded and brutally honest.
Jack: Oh dear lord, I’m dating Jerry!
Milton: Duh!
Jack: Aww, I kinda love that.
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Mickey: You can't stay angry forever, Donald.
Donald: WANNA BET?!
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sleepy-stories · 5 months
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Daffy to Mickey: I know what you are... you like kissing boys.
Daffy: You're a boy kisser
Daffy: YOU'RE GAY!
Mickey: (flustered/panicking)
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fandomnerd9602 · 1 year
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Merida x reader?
Merida snuggles with Y/N on their bed…
Merida: can’t we spend all day here?
Y/N: I wish. Your mum wouldn’t stand for it.
Merida: when we officially take the throne, I’m abolishing all responsibilities
Y/N: and then I can snuggle with you all day long
Y/N nuzzles Merida, earning a laugh from the young monarch…
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ouadisneyblog · 6 months
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Maui: How old are you again?
Quasimodo: I'm 17.
Jim Hawkins: And I'm 16.
Maui:
Maiu: People younger than Moana exist?
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Villain Persephone AU in a nutshell
Hades: Aren’t you tired of being nice? Don’t you just wanna go ape shit?
Persephone: Yes.
Hades: …Oh.
Hades (to himself): I think I just found my soulmate…
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sweettjrose · 7 days
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Phantom Blot: Do you know what annoys me? The fact that people think I must have this tragic backstory or complex morality system to explain why I do what I do. Apparently I cannot be doing this just for the fun of it. Well I am NOT the "Hero" of my own story, thank you very much, I am the Villain... Do you get what I am saying?
Mickey (chained to a target with a giant laser pointing at him): Yeah I get it...
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memelordotherblog · 5 days
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Mickey: WHY WHY DO YOU KEEP PRETENDING TO BE GOOD. STOP IT.
Pete:
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