Remus: Absolutely, under no circumstances, Are you to embarrass a child from a pureblood family. They use embarrassment as punishment from a young age and, as such, react poorly to it. Instead, get them alone to discuss embarrassing topics that cannot, or should not, be avoided.
Harry: *immediately makes a scene to embarrass Draco Malfoy and get his attention*
Take Me to Voldemort, AO3, SweetieCutieDarling
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Harry standing on his bed at home during sixth year,singing into his hair brush as music blasts from his muggle radio: “But I am my father’s daughter, So maybe I can fix him”
James who’s leaning against his door frame watching him with a confused expression: “What do you think he’s singing about?”
Regulus sighing as he stares at the quidditch sweatshirt Harry has on that clearly said “Malfoy” across the back: “Not a clue babe, Let’s go make dinner”
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guys it’s finally happened. 14 years of evasion didn’t save me in the end and alas, here we are, drawing the cursed nectar that is drarry.
have some femme bastards failing to get along in 8th year muggle studies class.
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drarry fans: what are your favorite drarry tropes?
one of mine is when harry is super clueless about his crush on draco and ron and hermione are like “you talked about him nonstop for a full year?”
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Draco Malfoy x Male Reader Headcanons
Warnings: mention of homophobia
You and Draco started dating in fourth year.
He liked you first, but you confessed because he was too nervous to.
At first he thought you were joking, but the moment he realized you were serious he confesses his feelings as well.
He had a bit of internalized homophobia from his parents, but got over it quickly after realizing he was gay in second year.
He becomes protective over you when he starts crushing on you.
When you first started dating it was a secret.
The first person Draco told was his best friend, Blaise. After seeing how much Blaise supported both of you, Draco became more confident and came out officially.
Most people supported your relationship with Draco once they found out. The only person who ever caused Draco any trouble was his father.
If anyone were to say anything homophobic to you, he'd feel the need to teach them a lesson.
His favorite nicknames for you are Darling, Love, and occasionally Baby. He'll also call you Prince during romantic settings.
If you like reading he'd love to go to the library and spend the whole day with you in one of his favorite places.
If you don't like reading, he'd probably drag you to the library anyways. You can do your own thing, he just likes the quiet atmosphere.
He absolutely adores you and just wants to be with you 24/7.
Your first kiss was in hogsmeade. The two of you went wandering around the town, hand in hand all night.
He calls you his pretty boy and kisses you all night. He loves cuddling and likes to spoon you.
Draco Malfoy is obsessed with his boyfriend, and just wants to show him how much he loves him. <3
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Shit my friends have said as Maruader Promps:
Modern Marauders looking for a place to do their social service
Sirius: We could just apply for Femeri like the girls
Remus: They won’t accept us because you know…we have cocks
Peter: Cocks?
James: Yeah you know…cocks
Peter: The male chicken?
Sirius and James dying of laughter
Remus: What?! No Pete you know cock. C-O-C-K . Cock
Peter starts searching it on google, and the definition of cock as a rooster appears
Peter: YOU SEE IT IS A CHICKEN
James dying of laughter: Click images
Peter clicks images
Peter: HOLY MOTHER OF JESUS OUR LORD AND SAVIOR THEY ARE HUGE ALMOST AS HUGE AS JAMES
James turns bright pink as other students heard since they were in the library
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Hey, I have a art request, if you even take requests 😅. So, I don’t know if you ship it, but I’m a HUGE Drarry fan, like. Live of Drarry, and I would LOVE to see sum Drarry fanart in your art style. Btw I love your style! It’s so beautiful and inspirational! Don’t ever stop! ❤️❤️❤️
Have a Drarry meme pookie <3 I don't have a designated set of ships so you're fine bro!!
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