#fuck stephanie meyer

[lovelylesbians]

i’m violently happy rn

#pride month #lesbian #howls moving castle #calcifer #cats #coffin #twilight #twilight box set #fuck stephanie meyer #yes i got the box set 2nd hand im not supporting her #5sos #5sos5 #5sos5 deluxe #pins

[weyounpussyindulgence]

#I hate both but I wanna conduct an experiment #anti harry potter #anti twilight #fuck harry potter #fuck jk rowling #fuck jkr #fuck twilight #fuck stephanie meyer

[introspectivememories]

#AUUUGH WAILING SCREAMING CRYING SLIDING DOWN THE WALL SOBBING #BROCEDES PLEASE WHY COULDN'T YOU TWO HAVE BEEN NON-FAMOUS #WHY DID YOU DRAG ALL OF US INTO YOUR SITUATIONSHIP #my mom is sick of me wailing about them. nearly collapsed at work when i remembered 'yes... and team-mate' #sliver springs is going platinum in my house rn #how can you be childhood friends and just fall apart like that? i think about falling out with tas like that and i go nearly catatonic #yeah you're a 7x wdc winner and you got the one wdc that you wanted but was it worth it? was this loss worth it? would you do it again? #going by the interviews they probably would and that's why they fell out in the first place. i literally cannot imagine caring about some #trophy over my childhood best friend but like i guess that's why they're pro level athletes and i'm in my room posting about them #anyway what the fuck was up during f1 photographers during their fallout? why is every photo of them cinematic? did you know we'd be using #them? did you know we'd go crazy? or were you also like 'oh this is cinema in the making. i gotta capture this.'? #anyway for all of that want to know where the quote is from‚ it's jacob black from twilight when bella is getting turned into a vamp #stephanie meyer had one (1) banger line and it was this #brocedes #brocedes edit #f1 edit #f1 web weaving #nico rosberg #lewis hamilton #nr6 #lh44 #formula 1 #web weaving #please ignore my absolutely atrocious photo editing skills. thank you imgflip!!

[or-we-could-take-a-walk-together]

I’m just thinking that Remus Lupin would hate the twilight series so much lmfao. Like he would despise it.

#marauders #remus lupin #twilight saga #fuck Stephanie Meyers #Ofir’s 3am thoughts #Ofir’s thoughts #harry potter #jegulus #regulus black #incorrect harry potter quotes #sirius black #james potter #incorrect marauders quotes #peter pettigrew #lily evans #jegulus raising harry #lgbtq+ #wolfstar #fuck jkr #marlene mckinnon #mary macdonald

[mafitheedwardhoe]

#curious to hear ppl's thoughts tho #i have conflicted feelings #i wish ppl would stop making so many fucking remakes!!!! #but id love this ngl #because it might be abt other covens etc #which would be fun to see tbh #twilight #stephanie meyer

[restingcorpse]

With conflicted feelings, I'm here to announce that I own nearly all the Twilight movies on DVD

#the twilight saga #twilight #edward cullen #bella swan #jacob black #stephanie meyer #dvd #idk how to feel about it #but omg the twilight movies are so fucking funny #love it #hate it too #me #mine #personal #girlblogging #gore lover #<3

[disarrangedheadspace]

The female urge to move to Forks and fall in love with a toxic vampire

#txt #twilight #fuck smeyer #stephanie meyer #breaking dawn #edward cullen #bella swan #jacob black

[ssreeder]

Consider this a mean ask

Also i think im hilarious

< 3

NOOOOOOOOOO NOOOOO THIS MADE ME LAUGH OUT LOUD I FUCKING HATE YOU WHYYYYYY!?!?!???? @selaphina <- THIS IS PARTIALLY YOUR FAULT!!!!

You’ve destroyed me I’m done

#YOU RUINED ME #YOU ARE ALL SO CRUEL #& don’t think I don’t see the other 3-4 mean asks in my inbox #you said one thing in the discord server #& suddenly #you’re being compared to Stephanie fucking meyers #damn it max #I FUCKING LAUGHED #WHYYYY DID I LAUGH #you’re not funny #(but you’re fucking hilarious) #ALL OF YOU ARE BANISHED #PLAYLIST BANISH THEM FOR ME #TO THE OUTLANDS #to eat termites you jerks #liab discord #maaaxx #liab #ask

[dovesndecay]

what's that? I'm trying to use vampiricism as metaphor for disability and diaspora at the same time? yes, yes I am.

#original post #stephanie meyer heart your fucking heart out #MY weird vampire family is gonna be how i unpack my diasporic biracial feels and im gonna be 1000000x sexier about it #bunnyverse

[witchv0mit]

oh my fucking god I saw a tiktok saying something like "so if Jacob imprinted on one of Bella's eggs what would that mean if Bella chose Jacob and they had Renesme together"

WHAT THE FUCK STEPHANIE MEYER

#twilight #jacob #edward #bella #edward cullen #stephanie meyer #new moon #breaking dawn #twilight renesmee #what the fuck #tiktok

[deadratfromthesewer]

bella wanting to name her baby EJ after the two guys she was in a love triangle with is the worst thing ever

#stephanie meyer what the fuck #twilight #breaking dawn #bella swan #edward cullen #jacob black #why would you even think of that

[earlgraytay]

based on some of your posts I've recently become a bit curious re: SMeyer. if I were to get into her work would you recommend starting w/ The Host or Twilight?

...It depends on why you want to read her stuff and what you want to get out of it.

Twilight is... not a fun read if you're not part of the target audience. Like, I love the characters, in the same way you might fondly remember your high school friends that you haven't spoken to in 10+ years... I love the setting, I love the potential it has as a story... but it was the very first book she ever wrote. Everything about the way it's executed is thus amateurish at best and outright offputting (if you're not a Mormon teenager) at worst.

If you want to understand the phenomenon that was Twilight, or the reasons modern YA is what it is, you should read Twilight. If you don't? I'd skip over it.

The Host, on the other hand, is something I'd recommend, with the reservation that a) I haven't read it in years, and b) one of the two main romantic leads is, like, super creepy. But the plot is actually pretty decent, if a bit meandering, and the worldbuilding? The worldbuilding is great. It does the "Yeerk story from the POV of the Yeerk" thing in a way that makes you root for all of the characters, not just the humans. There's one scene in particular that's going to haunt me for the rest of my life... spoilers, though. The Host showcases 2000s SMeyer's strengths and weaknesses as a writer in a much shorter story than Twilight, with a much stronger plot and a main character who has reasons for being as naiive and passive as she is.

If you want a book for adults that (I've been told) is not half bad on a craft level? I'd pick up her latest book, The Chemist, which is a thriller of all things. It does appear to have a plague plotline, so, y'know, might not be the best read right now? And I haven't read it, so I can't recommend it or offer content warnings. But it genuinely seems like she's grown as a writer in the 10+ years it took to write it, so... y'know... it's on my List.

#stephanie meyer #my fucking industry #twilight for ts #the host

[ritzcrackee]

jacob from twilight don't use the r-slur challenge (impossible)

#i hate this mf #LIKE WHAT DID STEPHANIE DO TO MY BOY #I LOVED HIM SO MUCH #SO SO MUCH #AND NOW HES A WHINY SELFISH LITTLE FUCK #im in mourning #i need to make fanart of book 2 jacob to forget what hes become #i hate u stephanie meyer #twilight #erp

[effervescently-alice]

Guys MCR released a new song. Do you think that means Smeyer's going to drop more awful content soon?

#not strictly twilight #shitpost #my chemical romance #mcr #twilight #stephanie meyer #fuck smeyer

[moonflower91]

once more, I have fallen back into Twilight fanficiton and I have to say, the native depiction in like 97% of all Twilight fanfiction is

a) racist as hell (saw one girl write that her OC's "big nose and chin and thin lips" is because she's half native)

b) cringey (never have I ever heard or seen of a native person refer to a white person as "pale face". It's either "white people" or the native word for white.)

and c) racist as hell and don't even try to do research on the tribe they're referencing (*side eyeing Stephanie Meyer*).

#twilight #once in a while you come across a good one and that keeps me going #the cullens are fucking racist by the way #native representation #stephanie meyer #fanficiton

[callmepere]

Stephanie Meyer gave us a brief insight into a woman who was turned to be a dracula bride (but for some other asshole vamp) but killed him and freed herself and still decided to write about a child bride and her fucked up morman values.

So please remember one of Dracula’s wives would 100% rock his shit.

#dracula daily #twilight #fucking Stephanie racist ass Meyers #I bootlegged Midnight Sun