#fuck smeyer

[imthe1wthewickedcurveball]

She’s a 4 but you can’t hear her thoughts and she wears a long khaki skirt

#twilight meme #twilight saga #twilight #bella swan #edward cullen #twihard #twilight renessaince #fuck smeyer #breaking dawn #twilight renaissance #midnight sun #twilight resurgance #alice cullen #bella cullen #rosalie hale #twilight revival #rose could step on my throat and ud say thank you #eclipse #jasper whitlock #jacob black

[mysonisnotrodney]

#bella swan #twilight resurgance #twilight #twilight saga #twilight renessaince #edward cullen #alice cullen #mary alice brandon #bella cullen #midnight sun #fuck smeyer

[railmerosalie]

*Edward and Bella about to happily get married*

Jacob: hey Bella, is this dude bothering you ??

#twilight #twilight meme #edward cullen #bella swan #edward and bella #twilight memes #fuck smeyer #twilight shitpost #breaking dawn #twilight saga #jacob black #i like jacob i swear #only in new moon qnd twilight he can choke in the rest

[nadinebyrn]

i need someone to rewrite the whole twilight saga and fix all Stephenie Meyer's mistakes

#the twilight saga #twilight saga #fuck smeyer #bella cullen #bella swan #edward cullen #alice cullen #emmett cullen #jasper cullen #twilight #new moon #eclipse #breaking dawn #twilight series

[f0rkz]

Ngl when I watch Twilight it always makes me remember that I actually don’t even like twilight. I actually dislike twilight BUT. I fucking love the concept of twilight it was just so so so poorly executed and it pisses me off to no end. Anyways Bella and Jacob should’ve been the canon endgame idgaf

#it’s so frustrating #why is it so good but so fucking bad #fuck smeyer #twilight #twilight saga #bella swan #edward cullen #jacob black #team werewolf #team jacob #also… #team alice #bc lesbians #also team Leah #twilight rant

[lionetlamb]

i will always be unashamedly team jacob. let me live in my slice of delusion

#team jacob #twilight #twilight renaissance #the twilight saga #jacob black #bella swan #the cullens #fuck smeyer #edward cullen #new moon #breaking dawn #eclipse #collage #aesthetic #twilight aesthetic #charlie swan #twilight saga #alice cullen

[kwop-kilawtley]

ur telling me right now the charm bracelet isn’t symbolism of smeyers classism? Ur telling me right now people think it’s SWEET edward gave bella that hideous diamond chunk? to one up Jacob cuz he has no spice, he has no flavor, he has no soul (literally) no personality so he thinks buying her expensive shit she doesn’t even WANT will make up for it?

You’re telling me right now JACOB BLACK CARVED A LITTLE WOLF AND A GAVE HER A DREAMCATCHER CUZ BELLA DOESNT LIKE GIFTS AND HE GETS HER.

ITS FUCKING SYMBOLISM. That the masses love to ignore.

#team jacob is for bad bitches #team Jacob #anti edward cullen #fuck smeyer #team Edward people have literally no arguments lol #like I’m so serious

[poetrybtch]

am i wrong in assuming that if twilights sick version of imprinting just fit the actual definition instead it would be so much less creepy?

like this is what imprinting actually is (in zoology)

like jacob imprinting on renesmee wouldn’t be that bad if smeyer didn’t make it all weird and romantic like c’mon girl

and in regards to the leah/sam/emily situation, there’s no real reason why sam had to imprint on emily, it could just be like

“oh yeah leah and sam used to date but it didn’t work out and now he’s with emily”

like i genuinely don’t understand. the fact that one of this series’ most problematic elements could have been fixed so easily like omg

and i won’t take questions on this bc i’m right

#fuck smeyer #the wolfpack deserved better #twilight #jacob black

[disarrangedheadspace]

The female urge to move to Forks and fall in love with a toxic vampire

#txt #twilight #fuck smeyer #stephanie meyer #breaking dawn #edward cullen #bella swan #jacob black

[mistercoolman]

She was just eating and he had to make all these pretentious comparisons

#edward cullen #fuck smeyer #bella swan #midnight sun #twilight

[imthe1wthewickedcurveball]

#twilight saga #twilight #bella swan #edward cullen #twihard #twilight renessaince #fuck smeyer #breaking dawn #twilight renaissance #midnight sun #twilight resurgance #alice cullen #bella cullen #rosalie hale #twilight meme #twilight revival #rose could step on my throat and ud say thank you #eclipse #jacob black #jasper whitlock #fresh memes

[aficionadoenthusiast]

wow i'm so glad the only book to tv adaptations of famous kids'/teen fantasy/thriller book series in the works is percy jackson

#no hate to the kiddos that will be cast #but full hate to the adults that think it's a good idea #and special hate to the dumbass authors #anti jkr #fuck jkr #anti smeyer #fuck smeyer #imma watch the fuck outa pjo if just to spite the other two but also cause pjo is actually good #pjo #percy jackson #pjotv #riordanverse #rick riordan

[railmerosalie]

I did the thing

#twilight #twilight meme #edward cullen #bella swan #edward and bella #twilight memes #fuck smeyer #twilight shitpost #breaking dawn #twilight saga #jacob black

[nadinebyrn]

Leah and Jacob were supposed to be together. it's canon in my head.

also there wouldn't be any resume imprinting bullshit anymore and everyone would be happy

#twilight series #twilight #twilight saga #the twilight saga #twilight books #leah clearwater #jacob black #renesmee cullen #fuck smeyer

[opinionatedtwihard]

Today's AP lit question was about hierarchy lmaooo. Shoulda written it about Twilight. Bella's inherent inferiority drives her to crave Vampirehood, representing her desire for power, safety, and eternal romance, ultimately suggesting that the desire for immortal Vampirehood is as human as the desire for any abundant source of power and security.

#twilight #twihard #twilight fandom #twilight fan #twilight renaissance #twilight reformation #twilight reference #edward cullen #bella cullen #bella swan #ap test #ap literature #smeyer #fuck smeyer #smeyer is evil

[mercuryspit]

Book accurate Bella Swan because I have an embarrassing special interest and I must inflict it on the public

#twilight #twilight books #twilight saga #bella swan #Bella swan drawing #book accurate #book accurate bella swan #drawing #illustration #fuck smeyer #btw #I drew this a long time ago but I made her fat bc I prefer drawing fat ppl but she’s canonically petite sad face #no body shaming here but she is a smeyer self insert and smeyer is plus sized #she’s so gangly I hate her (affectionate) #literally rewatched the first movie the entire time I drew this