#fuck twilight

[tgtncomic]

New Pin/Button for my Ita Bag. Artist is Mikimou on Etsy.

#astarion #buttons #fuck twilight #it came from Etsy

[weyounpussyindulgence]

#I hate both but I wanna conduct an experiment #anti harry potter #anti twilight #fuck harry potter #fuck jk rowling #fuck jkr #fuck twilight #fuck stephanie meyer

[xblood-sugarx]

#୨♡୧ music #fuck twilight #but I love this song #fallen angel = flightless bird #or something #it's a nice song #fuck twilight again #Spotify

[you-need-not-apply]

idk if theres a fandom i dont like, unless its twilight, because fuck twilight

#twilight #fuck twilight #fandom

[greelin]

predator animal falling in love with prey animal. You really love to see it.

#everyone talking about twilight on here can die. twilight has no teeth. no BITE. be so fucking serious

[professionallyprocrastinating]

An Alternate Theory on Imprinting

Twilight is one of those fandoms that I can never quite leave, because I have opinions on a lot of the fan theories.

One of those opinions is that Imprinting isn't about "making stronger baby wolves", but about making a bunch of traumatised teens and tweens who can suddenly shapeshift as stable as they can be.

#twilight saga #fuck twilight #i reject your canon and substitute my own #It actually makes sense tho

[big-idiot-wolf-boys]

The way I've already seen uncountable "Netflix is hiring!" Ads. They're really just gonna hire scabs and pretend the WGA strike isn't happening....

#wga strike #writers guild of America strike #writers guild of america #fuck Netflix!! #v talks #not twilight

[st-hedge]

To the temple in the woods

#loz #legend of zelda #twilight princess #loz tp #link #that’s where we are headed #the fucking temple of time #now I know this is not what the way looked like in the game #and at this point link has the Hylian shield and master sword #I spliced a whole lot of references for the vibe the journey had #not accuracy #the in game sequence to discovering the temple and entering it to the music made me so nostalgic #I definitely cried a lil

[dubiouslymelly]

oh youre a lesbian couple? which one of you is doubt, mystery and the night and which one of you is of summer, conviction and the sun?

unrelated question: if one of you were corrupted would you try to corrupt the other? completely unrelated. btw.

#d20 #dimension 20 #fantasy high #fantasy high junior year #fhjy #fhjy spoilers #theyre so fucking cute i love them #ankarna #cassandra #cassandra d20 #why are they so twilight sparkle and sunset shimmer

[nerdpoe]

It's Danny's first time doing his taxes, and he's reaching out to an online friend to help him. This is how he discovers that as far as the rest of the world is concerned, Amity Park is a barely contained zombie outbreak.

He'd made an online friend, Bart, and they played video games a lot.

Danny's fulltime job is inventing alongside his parents, and as that makes him self-employed (he doesn't work for his parents just next to them), this makes his taxes a little...scary. And it's his first tax season.

He reaches out to Bart, and asks if he knows anyone who files as self employed and if they'd be able to give him some guidance.

He can't ask his parents because, apparently, they've just been throwing random numbers on the papers and have no interest in actually doing them. Danny would like to do this properly.

Also he would like to know how his parents haven't been arrested? Questions for later.

So he shoots a message to Bart, who's apparently in the middle of some sort of sleepover with all of his old friends. Bart assures him that it's fine, and they'll all pitch in to help.

They just need to know his city and state so that the nerd of the group, some guy named Tim, can look up local state and city tax law.

When he tells them he's from Amity Park, there's no response for a good ten minutes.

What follows is a barely legible request for a phone number to call, and a group of people on the other side shouting and asking how he's avoided dying in the hellscape zombie apocalypse that is Amity Park.

Danny has no idea what the other shit means, but he's not about to dodge a chance to make a dead joke when he has one.

"I mean. If you wanna get technical, I didn't. Is...that something that'll effect my taxes?"

OR: The GIW has been lying to keep the Justice League and Justice League Dark out of Amity Park by declaring it a Disaster Zone, stating that not only is there massive pollutants in the air and soil, but that the undead run rampant and are barely contained. The wording they use, however, is a little weird upon closer inspection. It never specifies zombie, and it never says what pollutants. Danny's not super interested about that, though; he just wants to pay his taxes so that the IRS doesn't kill him in his sleep.

#dpxdc #dcxdp #dp x dc #dc x dp #phanfic #story prompt #tim absolutely digs into whether or not being dead effects his taxes #kon starts questioning whether he should be paying them? #is he even a legal resident of the usa? #tim should he get naturalized? #bart wants to go to amity #because talking and sentient zombies are cool as fuck #cassie is not super on board with going to amity park #she has a few more questions before agreeing to a field trip to go there #and there will be a field trip to amity park #a city of technically undead due to ecto contamination functioning perfectly normal? #fuck yeah they wanna see this twilight zone bullshit

[dapper-lil-arts]

The entire premise of Alicorns being on another untouchable level dissapears when you account for Cadence's basic-ass taste in men

#No hate on cadence i just think its fucking hilarious #shining armor rly is just some guy lmao #their relationship is built almost entirely off screen #also this is inspired by my own fanfic #if i do add a scene with cadence i might divorce her cause like cmon #if cadence can have a baby with some guy then celestia and luna have no excuse to not go on dates lmao #and sunset def doesnt have any more excuses to fallback on #Like yeah punk rock trihard unicorn IS better than some guy #my little pony #MLP #sunset shimmer #twilight sparkle #cadence #shining armor #Sunlight #friendship is magic #sunset sparkle #equestria girls #scitwi #twiset

[gender-luster]

i think this pretty much sums it up.

i could go more in depth, but i'm not going to

#twilight #mcr #gerard way #robert pattinson #dakota johnson #the batman 2022 #and whatever the fuck else. im done tagging this

[trasho-pando2011]

#t3rfs/r4df3ms dni #cuz i saw one reblog this #and she called me BESTIE #I'm not your fucking bestie #i have headcanons that would make your kind hurl #mlp #my little pony #mlp fim #my little pony friendship is magic #my little pony fim #pinkie pie #rainbow dash #twilight sparkle #rarity #fluttershy #applejack #mane 6

[killercursor]

NO NO BC,,,LOID FUCKING RELAXED WHEN HE SAW HIS WIFE

HE RELAXED

HE WAS COMFORTABLE ENOUGH TO BE VULNERABLE IN FRONT OF HER

IM FUCKING SCREAMING

#spy x family #loid forger #agent twilight #yor forger #yor briar #yor looks so ethereal in loid's pov #YOU AINT SLICK LOID FORGER I FUCKING SEE YOU

[kexing]

DAY and MORK in EPISODE 6.

#last twilight #last twilight the series #morkday #jimmysea #jimmy jitaraphol #sea tawinan #mjblr #angst? i don’t fucking know her

[gravebadgerr]

That's a fuckin horse alright.

#to make up for how ugly the last one was. #mm tiwlgith sporkle #mlp #my little pony #mlp art #mlp fim #art #i doubt anyones interested in my mlp hcs but #twilight used to be eeeevil #and then got redeemed :3 #how neat #anuwau look at my fucking horse