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typhea · 9 months

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✮﹒❄️﹐RANDOM CHARACTERS + ‘BLACK GIRL’

﹐♡﹒featuring : midoriya izuku, sero hanta, jaëger eren, todoroki shoto, bakugou katsuki, tsukishima kei.

﹐♡﹒infos : fluff, black!fem!reader, reader has 4c hair :D, i think reader is african.. 😨🤭

﹐♡﹒summary : how my boys would be with their black girl ♡

──﹐MIDORIYA IZUKU

he is in love with your natural hair. he braids your natural hair whenever you need to. he practiced multiple times on his mom to be good enough on your 4c hair. he just love having you between his legs (not in the dirty way 😭) and taking care of your hair. he knows your arms gets tired at some point and he takes over. he even let you braid his hair. you tried once he looked cute but it was weird to see him like this.

“thereee you go! i’m done, you look beautiful darling!”

──﹐SERO HANTA

obsessed with your waist beads, they just look so good around your waist. he always smile whenever he sees you with cycling shorts and a crop top, seeing your waist beads falling onto your hips. ahh.. his favorite view. he loves to see you dance and roll your hips, he always hold them tight and follow your moves. you listen to the same type of music, so when it comes to singing some wizkid or rema’s songs, he will know the lyrics perfectly.

“i bought you the one with yellow and orange beads. it would look good on you, princess.”

──﹐JAËGER EREN

he was made for black women, especially you. everything about you looks so perfect to him. he just loves everything you do. but when you put you cultural dress/clothes? nahh, he goes feral. head over heels for you! the way the wax fabric hugs your shape, he’s a drooling mess. he just sees you as the mother of his children. he’s in love with your culture and tradition, he finds it so interesting and beautiful (which is true). will take 100 pics of you.

“you lookin’ so hottt right now, ma’. yeah, yellow is definitely your color.”

──﹐TODOROKI SHOTO

he is very caring, he will pamper you and spoil you whenever he gets the chance. when he step outside the house, he will come back with a gift. it’s his love language, he will spend his whole money on you. he will pay for your braids whenever you need to, your wigs and hair care. he will pay for your nails, he just loves to take care of you. he is your #1 fan, he will never fail to praising you. you’re hesitating between 2 hairstyles? he will choose for you, and make an amazing choice.

“i like the one with the curls, bohemian braids isn’t it? they would look amazing on you, my love.”

──﹐BAKUGO KATSUKI

he’ll never admit it but he is obsessed with the food you make. he always ask for more, he loves it. you were now cooking the kind of food your grandma made to your mom, and what your mom made to you. plantains are definitely his favorite, he always eat the whole thing. he’s himself a great cook, when it’s his turn to make dinner he never disappoint. but your foods are somehow different, and that is what makes it interesting. sometimes you both would even cook together, one teaching the other.

“yeah it tastes good, but i can do better than that. is there any left?”

──﹐TSUKISHIMA KEI

whenever you’re taking care of your hair, he’s always there for you. he knows how tired it can be when you wanna brush your hair, or straighten it. he will always help you. washing your hair? he is there when you can’t reach the back of it. loves to kiss your forehead as a reward and tells you that you did a good job. he always helps you take your box braids off too, watching a movie at the same time. he got his full attention on you, he knows whenever you need a break.

“you’re hungry, princess? let’s take a break and order something to eat.”

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ficsforeren · 2 years

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Kana how would Rockstar eren react if reader adopted a shit ton of pets? Like, the house if just basically a free-range zoo and he can't seem to spend time with them bc their busy doing their pet parent things. Bonus is that the pets don't like him bc he steals attention away from them so they get really possessive if he tries to come near reader when the dogs? Cats? BIRDS?? Are with them. Bonus Bonus is that they hog the attention of the kids too

LMAOOOO well i mean i don't think reader would do something that makes him feel uncomfortable, so ofc if she wants to have a shit ton of pets, she'll talk to him about it first and i know eren has a soft spot for her too so he'll probably be like "okay if that's what makes you happy" but she can tell he's not 100% on board with it so she'll probably just adopt like 3 dogs or something. 3 dogs that are VERY spoiled and they follow her everywhere she goes and yes they don't like eren lol watch my man become unreasonably jealous and grumpy because "Fluffy gets to lick your face in public but I can't? That sounds fair!"

#everybody in the house always choose the dogs over him and he's livid #probably have a staring contest with Fluffy every hour of the day #bonus point if Fluffy knows how to act like the dog will act SO CUTE around YN but an actual demon around eren HAHAHAH #i actually already made this HC for my eren x yuuta actors au with sandra i'm just copy pasting it here lol #kana answers stuff #in another life canon

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lymoncat · 4 months

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AOT HCS MODERN AU! What pet you guys own

Eren-

he has a dog I’m not even gonna lie, he comes across as a dog person, he doesn’t care what breed but prefers big dogs specifically German shepherds he bought a dog when y’all moved in together and he’s actually really close with the dog, you named the dog bobo you chose the name cuz you thought it would be cute, the dog is very attached to eren

armin-

a cat, an orange tabby cat. Armin comes across as a more calm less crazy person meaning he would want a cat to chill and read with. He named the cat tangerine cuz it’s orange. You bought him the cat for Christmas one year since you didn’t know what to get him. It’s the wholesome moments, when you see him on the couch after work holding the cat, you fall in love all over again with your gentle small ray of sunshine

Jean-

you may think that he has a horse but your very wrong, he has an annoying green parrot that calls you mom, you can simply walk by the change and you’ll hear “food mom?” And you eventually get used to it and get another parrot for them to play together and stop bugging you

connie-

oh you poor unfortunate soul, him and that tortoise. Jk he has a dog still, you poor unfortunate soul, him and that dog do everything together, he has a border collie that joins you two in everything, taking a shower, the dog is at the door, using the bathroom?, the dog is staring into your soul, trying to leave? The dog is following you out the door. The dogs same is bacon cuz the dog loves bacon

Reiner-

Bull dog off the bat, he has a big dog strong like him, they wrestle on the living room floor all the time, go on walks, play fetch, chase little kids- wait- what?! Yeah, they think it’s funny to chase children in the park especially the snotty teenager brats over in the corner doing some not so innocent things, the dog is a female named Presley very energetic and playful but don’t expect any unwanted visitors there will be none, middle of the night a robber comes ain’t no way that person getting out alive, maybe in a body bag but not alive.

Bertholdt-

a tortoiseshell cat with gold eyes, you guys went to an animal rescue center for your anniversary and he fell in love with this cat, he was begging you until you said yes I mean how could you not?! He’s batting those pretty green eyes while on his knees with the cat “please can we get her? I’ll do anything my love” it was a yes in that very moment and next thing you knew you were on your way home with a cat named pineapple don’t bother asking how that name came across his mind but it’s always nice to see him in one of his weird sleeping positions with pineapple splayed across his chest on her back

Erwin-

a lazy pug named Mr. There’s no question just a fat lazy pug that sheds buckets of fur.

Levi-

you begged him to get an animal and he kept saying no until he came home to you having bought one without his permission, he glared and looked pissed until that fat fluffy black cat looked him in the eyes with her emerald ones. He caved in. The cat was named jasmine and he allowed you to keep it because cats are very hygienic and easy to take care of. He hates changing the litter box but will do it for Jasmine. And when he does actually sleep it’s curled up with you and jasmine and absolutely precious, jasmine sits on his lap when he’s doing work and he shares his food with her all of the time strangely enough she loves lettuce, you’ll be in the kitchen making salad and she’ll prance over and sit there meowing for lettuce

I hope you guys liked this, please comment your thoughts and send me requests and don’t be afraid to give me feedback ❤️✨

#connie springer #connie x reader #aot x reader #aot headcanons #levi ackerman #levi ackerman x reader #bertholdt x reader #bertholdt hoover #aot x reader fluff #jean x reader #jean kirstein #eren jaeger #eren x reader #reiner braun #reiner x reader #erwin smith #erwin x reader #armin arlert #armin x reader

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enretrogue · 3 months

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𝗝𝗔𝗡𝗨𝗔𝗥𝗬 𝟮𝟬𝟮𝟰 𝗙𝗜𝗖 𝗥𝗘𝗖𝗦

༝༚༝༚ = Black/POC Works ⎢ 24’ Fic Rec M.List

ATTACK ON TITAN (SHINGEKI NO KYOJIN):

Multi-Character

Fluffy HCs Pt. 2 (Porco, Colt, Zeke, Reiner) — @spiteless-xo

‘Cause I Got My Love to Keep Me Warm (Eren, Mikasa, Porco) — @violetarks

Trigger Finger (Levi, Connie, Porco) — @ilyluffy

Their Favorite Body Part (Erwin, Eren, Armin, Porco, Reiner, Levi) — @tonilovessushi

College Majors (Eren, Jean, Armin, Connie, Porco, Reiner, Levi, Zeke) — @scumbagjaeger

Them w/ a Cling S/O (Mikasa, Jean, Connie, Sasha, Annie, Reiner, Porco, Marcel, Pieck, Levi, Hange, Erwin)— @420ruffy

Telling Him You’re Pregnant (Zeke, Eren, Porco, Reiner) — @marsbutterfly

Expecting (Levi, Eren, Porco) — @xokiddo

Poly Relationship (Porco + Reiner) — @vainilla-milk

Porco Galliard

Tired Porco Doesn’t Know Where He’s Laying — @mommypieck

Vacation w/ Porco — ^

Porco and Big Tummies — ^

Suddenly Becoming a Dad ⎢ As a Dad — @spiteless-xo

General NSFW HCs — ^

Make Me a Father — @roseofdarknessblog

Suffering the Consequences — ^

Northern Lights — ^

Everything Will Be Okay — ^

NSFW Alphabet — @scumbagjaeger

Breeding Kink (but make it angsty) — ^

College!Porco HCs — ^

How Do You Call Your Loverboy — @cafedanslanuit

Fitness Instructor Porco Galliard — ^

Blurb — @we-are-so-close

So Happy — ^

Yandere(ish) Porco Smut — ^

Game Over — @yeagerdaydreams

Off to Sleep — ^

Kind Regards, I’m Quitting — @persistent-peach

Red Tape — ^

Dad!Porco — @xokiddo

Protective!Porco — ^

Sugar Daddy!Porco — ^

Halloween Prompt — ^

Fan Service — @thegetoufather

Rugby Player Porco — ^

Pink Shorts — @fierydiamond

You Belong With Me— ^

Precipice ⎢ Ch. 2 — @mochalate

Blurb — @tangerinexwrites

“That’s for acting like a fucking brat today” — @fscottcatsgerald

Brat Taming — @nixie-writes-aot

Photo Album — @vainilla-milk

Porco Comforting You After Seeing Your Ex — @dabilove27

My Princess — @angelsdevils

HCs for Porco — @missmeinyourbones

No Strings Attached — @mvrtaiswriting

Husband!Porco ⎢ Part 2 ⎢ Part 3 ⎢ Part 4 — @lostinwildflowers

Brother’s Best Friend — @oneoftheextras

That’s My Smart Girl — @toorusluvr

Sister Fucker — @ilyluffy

Riding Porco HCs — @ackermansupremacy

Blood ‘n Guts — @luvhotline

BF!Porco Texts ⎢ Part 2 — @plutowrites

Your Daughter Calls Porco “Dad” — @tinyjeanmarco

Worth It — @literaltrashforeverything

Scratch — @whats-her-quirk

Porco Boyfriend Tweets — @re1nerisms

Show Him Who You Belong To — @jean-kayak ༝༚༝༚

Porco Having a Crush on You HCs — @bubbleteaimagine

THE GRAY MAN:

Court Gentry/Sierra Six

Polaroid — @renren-006

His Bonnie on the Side — @wiidvw ༝༚༝༚

Thoughts on Sierra Six as a Romantic Partner — @drivinmeinsane

We’ll Always Have Cuba — @companionjones

THE LAST OF US:

Joel Miller

Live From New York — @cowgurrrl

Beautiful Girls — ^

Love You — ^

Unknown — ^

I’m Still Standing — ^

My Girls — ^

Lucky — ^

Girls on Film — ^

I’m Just Ken — ^

Please Come Home For Christmas — ^

So This Is Love — ^

NCIS:

Leroy Jethro Gibbs

Busted — @writeandsurvive

Babysitting — ^

Birthday Imagine — @kdogreads

Blind Dates — ^

Are You Done? — ^

Ain’t Woman Enough — ^

Annoyance — @lizzyk137

Surprise — @encryptidone

We Keep This Love In a Paragraph — @chiefdirector

You Ain’t Alone — @ash-whimsicalfanfic

#navigation

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mikasa-imadebiscults · 10 months

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Heyy, can I request some fluffy armin arlert x m!reader headcannons, perhaps some general relationship stuff, thank you and sorry if it is a vague prompt

(Hello Anon! I hope you enjoy these. Everyone needs some fluff headcannons in their life)

-Armin Relationship Hcs with a Male S/O-

Armin Arlert x Male! Reader

(Warning: Fluff, mild mentions of homophobia, mild swearing)

- At first, Armin was confused about his feelings towards you. He didn’t know if it was admiration, infatuation, etc.

- He read a few books about love and starting thinking more and more about his feelings and came to the conclusion that he liked you in a romantic way.

- But he was never gonna make the first move. You were the one who came up to him and started talking then you two became great friends. Armin was afraid that if he confessed and you didn’t reciprocate his feelings then the friendship would disappear.

- But then you confessed to him, and he was unbelievably happy.

- He decides to tell Eren and Mikasa and they are super supportive of you two. They both will beat the shit out of anyone if they are being homophobic.

- Whenever you two have time, you guys will often be in each others room hanging out and talking.

- Armin likes to read out loud to you some of his favorite books.

- Tells you facts about the ocean and other things about the world beyond the walls. He even shows you that book he has about the outside world.

- He likes to hold your hand whenever your hand is on the table. He’ll place his hand on top of yours and rub his fingers across your knuckles.

- He gets a little bit flustered whenever you compliment him all of the sudden.

- If it’s a Modern AU then you two would often go on outside dates, especially the beach. He will definitely give you some cool looking sea shells.

- Also in the Modern AU he makes it a routine to make you breakfast in bed. He also kisses your forehead here and there while you’re eating to show his appreciation.

Masterlist

#aot x reader #aot x male reader #aot x y/n #aot fluff #aot hcs #aot headcanons #aot armin #armin arlert #armin headcanons #armin fluff #armin x reader #armin x male reader #armin x y/n

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diorsbrando · 2 years

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AOT MEN AS FOOTBALL PLAYERS !

purely, completely inspired by this fan art i saw, i SWEAR drool leaks at the corners of my lips every time i lay eyes on it. i meant to post this weeks ago but i got distracted, life is busy, and i came up with like 10 other draft ideas. but here you are! pls enjoy, reblogs are heavily appreciated!! <3

cw ! ━━ college/professional football au!, fluffy things, suggestive themes + scenarios, mentions of sports related injuries

notes ! ━━ here is the artist and fan art for reference, pls go support her work she’s truly talented and amazing: link link link (there’s no art for connie but ima include him here anyway) this wasn’t even supposed to be long but here i am getting carried away once again

ꨄ . . . EREN

based on the picture (linked above), his stance, facial expression and body language, all tell us one thing . . . .eren is the whore of the team.

LMAOOOOOOOOOOO i said what i said <3

to elaborate, he’s like... the most desired out of everyone (he gives most eligible bachelor vibes) and the team has him to thank for all the extra publicity and support they get from a wider audience aside from adolescent, teenage and middle aged men.

he likes to act dumb like he doesn’t notice all this extra attention he gets, especially from women, but it’s obvious that every time he goes to a conference, or he’s on the field, or taking a break on the bench, he is literally basking in the screams and praises of his name or the number on the back of his jersey; it feeds his ego until it’s overflowing and spilling over. that smug smile he wears is always plastered on his face because of it.

also because of all this attention, he’s one of those players that barely show up to practice. he’ll really only show up a couple times a month, and it’s an even rarer sight if you see him at morning practices, the ones that occur when the sun is just peaking over the trees and tall buildings on campus and the sky is rich, navy blue hue. it’s not even because he’s busy with other things like school or a job, he just doesn’t show up because he ‘doesn’t feel like it’. coach erwin smith verbally scolds him for his lack of team spirit and collaboration, but coach levi ackerman simply just makes him run and do suicides until he nearly passes out from exhaustion.

eren still does what he pleases though, and somehow maintains his position of the team’s quarterback. as many absences as he has, he can still keep up and is knowledgeable of team plays and strategies.

definitely the one to play jokes and pranks on the rest of the team alongside connie. more on that soon

back to what i was saying about him being the local manwhore though (as cliche as it is, it fits this version of him), a lot of women and even some men want a piece of mr. yeager and he thoughtlessly entertains any flirtatious encounters he may come across. lowkey he’s kinda superficial, and a liittle shallow, but always get what he wants. if he does end up getting with someone for the long term, the lucky girl wouldn’t fall for his beguiling smiles so easy; they’d humble him, making him a better person and that would make him fall deeply in love with them.

ꨄ . . . JEAN

in the pic jean looks like he was attending a conference of some sort. therefore, i like to believe he never liked going to those things, and his cute lil thick girlfriend me as well as his manager forces him to attend and participate. i hc that he doesn’t really like being in front of flashing cameras and reporters all that much (camera shy <3) . he’d rather have scouts come to his games and hunt him down for questions afterwards.

jean gives me wide receiver vibes idkk. i think he probably wanted to be quarterback but he had to compete with eren for that spot, and eren beat him to it. over time though he’s grown to love playing the position

definitely has his own little harem of girls that would drop their panties for him, but he’s so incredibly loyal to that pretty girl he has laying in his bed back at his dorm or his apartment, so he politely declines or weave around their advances.

he lives for the massages his gf gives when he goes home after a long day of practice & work and/or school. the way her hands work into the tense and stiff muscles on his back or shoulders either leave him incredibly aroused or incredibly sleepy

i feel like he’s one of the more... serious ones, like he follows plays strictly by the book, shows up to every practice on time (maybe even stays late if he has extra energy), the whole 9 yards.

wants to go pro, and he does eventually

if one of those programs should happen where high school football teams, or a group of kids from a rec center shadow his team for a whole day, i feel like he’d be very involved with the younger kids. he’s really eager to teach them all the skills he’s picked up over the years, run a couple plays and give them tips to succeed if they wanna get into the sport or get drafted in the nfl.

i hc that he would do like... commercials for things and get brand deals n’ stuff because he just seems approachable, despite not liking being in front of a camera in that way

unfortunately, the pranks that eren and connie play are on him 75% of the time :( my poor boy. def gets a grey hair or two dealin with them

expanding on what i said before, there was a little teeny bit of resentment he held towards eren because he got to be quarterback instead of him, and he gives ‘ren shit for it sometimes ( ‘ren is offended and acts like he doesn’t know why but deep down he has an idea, and taunts jean about it). but when it’s crunch time and they’re in the zone, they work so well together; they are definitely a dynamic duo and no one can stop them

ꨄ . . . ARMIN

oh precious baby armin <333 he looks so delectable in the fan art i just wanna lick up his neck and kiss all over his face while i bounce on that veiny colossal cock he got in his━

ahem, sorry about that

anyway, yes. armin is definitely very beefy here as a football player and we love that

naturally, eren is his best friend on the team. matter fact, he’s the one that convinced armin to join in the first place. he did really well at tryouts and practice, so they also made him apart of the starting lineup as a (full back) running back

building off this, i feel like him (and connie) are the most agile on the team. sure everyone is fast and has to have a certain level of agility and speed to even be on the team, let alone be a starter, but armin...he’s just slightly better than everyone else in that department

i headcanon that he’s the rookie of the team, meaning he joined a tad later than everyone else, which was strange because usually coaches levi and erwin don’t accept no late comers; if you miss tryouts then that’s it. but that just made everyone believe that he had real potential if they accepted him anyway

armin initially saw football as a hobby, an extracurricular if you will. but the longer he played for the team, the closer he gets to his best friend eren whilst making new ones, the more he started to realize that football was more than a hobby. it was a de-stressor, he really enjoyed being out on the field everyday. it made him forget about all his troubles for a while

speaking of troubles, he’s in college (as i previously alluded to), majoring in environmental science and ecology. he usually has a lot of stuff on his academic plate but he manages it really well and maintains a good academic standing

after his first game, a month after he joined, all the girls flocked to him and sweet ‘min isn’t used to getting attention like that, so it left him a bit frazzled, trying to listen to everyone at once and give them a thoughtful answer, while flashing them a sheepish smile (which only made his new harem swoon even more)

he’d never admit it to anyone, but all this attention definitely boosted his self esteem and his ego. it’s something he now anticipated after a game or practice, and he only got more suave and sly, taking everyone off guard

def the type to invite the boys to train or hit the gym outside practice and then hangout or something afterwards

also the type to get brand deals and be special guests on kids television or award ceremonies to present awards or whatever

ꨄ . . . REINER

oh reiner.. my everything. the kids miss you bb

okay UH when i first saw the fan art for reiner my immediate thought was he is a line backer. like immediately. to me it suits him well because he’s so bigggg n’ muscular and beefy like YUMMMM he’d be tackling mfs

another one of those kinds of players that would take the game a little more seriously than others; like jean he does things by the playbook and does it very very well

part of this is because reiner is that team member that has been playing football for most of his life: as a fun little thing in middle school, played all four years in high school, and intends to play all through college. his dream since he was younger is to be scouted by one of his favorite teams, get drafted, and go pro

spoiler alert: he does. (when they announced his name, number and what team he was gonna play, he was so shocked and almost teared up as he walked up the stage to accept his jersey. he’s so cute. )

reiner just.... looks the most natural in football attire let’s be real with ourselves. like it suits him. he loves the game so much

i headcanon that he becomes the nfl’s “it boy”, like he’s the talk of the organization for a while, people won’t stop talking about him, companies are reaching out to him for endorsements and brand deals bc why not. sports magazines reach out to him as well and he also looks natural posing for a camera as he does on the field

in his future, i can see him being inducted into the nfl hall of fame. that, he will cry at, because it’ll make him feel like he accomplished something in his life, and that people acknowledge him.

sees his college and/or professional team like family fr; all the boys like his brothers

it’s a given reiner will kiiinda be a meathead, always the first to take up offers to go to the gym or stay longer after practice.

likes coach erwin a lot, and is...intimidated by coach levi LMAOOOO

ꨄ . . . CONNIE

ahhh, cornelius constance jamal springer III

he lowkey gives me laid back skater boy turned jock

he plays entirelyyy too much like he gets threatened to be benched every other week

sometimes he does end up getting benched and when he pouts his pink puffy lips, coach levi narrows his eyes at him, slaps him upside the head with his clipboard and goes “if you’d just shut the fuck up during practice and do what you’re told, that could be you out there” and then proceeds to put him in bc levi wants all his boys to play

but this ain’t about levi. he’ll come next

connie def runs the most suicides bc of his aforementioned behavior

unrelated but connie is one of the most agile/fast people on the team, right next to armin. so what’s a few laps? the coaches think. the way the coaches see it, all that talk he was chatting about the latest kickback, they’ll wear him down so much he’ll be too sore to attend

connie’s position... he gives me tight end, maybe even a cornerback . i’d like to think he really enjoys playing offense more than defense.

to be frank, everyone on this list has their own little group of fangirls, and constance eats up the attention he gets. before he started playing football, it was never like this, and he wasn’t all that well known, he just blended into the crowd. but playing for his college...despite it actually being kinda fun, was the best decision he ever made

probably knew jean and was friends with him in high school and just when jean boy thought he’d escape connie (he’d never tell him or anyone how much he’d missed him at their high school graduation) there he goes at the information sessions....then at tryouts...and the locker rooms and practice... and on the field. all the while connie is just smirking at his friend’s annoyed expression

back to what i was saying before, connie is probably the prankster on the team, well, more like comic relief to liven things up. he is definitely the type to do that thing when you wring a towel up tight, all that pressure packed up in a stiff coil, before releasing all that pressure in the form of a loud smack! on someone’s unsuspecting bare ass

jean is the victim of this most of the time

everyone is howling in laughter, even armin let’s out a hearty chuckle

and that thing i said about eren being included in these schemes? yeah if the pranks are on jean, then he’ll gladly oblige because they have this unspoken rivalry between each other. but connie always gets in trouble, eren almost always slipping away at the last minute with a snicker

ꨄ . . . LEVI

levi ackerman.... he looks delicious in the fan art don’t you agree? that piercing and silver chain he got make me wanna drop my panties fr

in this case, i think it’s a given he’s one of the coaches for this team. if this was like good cop bad cop, levi would be.. the ‘bad’ cop

LOL he’s more strict and kind of demands more from his players. the way he carries himself, he’s intimidating and just exudes authority. but the boys got used to it overtime

very punctual. he takes that seriously so the boys try their hardest to be early or arrive on time. levi don’t got time for all that shit, he just wants to do his job and get today’s session over with

in terms of coaching, i hc that levi handles practicing whatever plays are in the playbook, taking the time to make sure everyone knows what they’re doing and that they’re doing it right. that doesn’t mean his patience is extensive though, he will get irritated if someone is doing something wrong too many times. he whips them into shape by threatening to bench them or ‘sarcastically’ joke that he’ll give one of the boys a broken bone, “so now you really will be on the bench because and won’t be able to play.”

heheh, silly levi <3

erwin has to remind him he can’t blatantly make threats like that

i headcanon that he’s also the one that schedule most meetings and press conferences, as well as handle everything when the boys have an away game

now if we’re talking about levi in his glory days...whew baby was dat shit fr

back when he was in college he was one of the star players on his team. he used to be the kicker, the muscles in his legs taut and strong; he never missed btw. but for the majority of his professional career, i’d like to say that he played wide receiver, like jean. he seems like he’d enjoy weaving past the opposing team (his more slender stature coming in handy) and running damn near the entire field to catch passes

the competition couldn’t keep up with him

he was that guy that had never touched a football in his life, but as soon as he started, he was damn good. eventually got inducted into the hall of fame. one of the few times he genuinely smiled at something

out of everyone on this list, him and erwin have suffered the most injuries. one time when he was younger, levi was tackled down and he fell wrong, dislocating his entire shoulder

he loves the boys so much, outside of football, he cares about their well being and what’s going on in their lives, he’s just awful at expressing it

ꨄ . . . ERWIN

first thing that came to mind for erwin smith was ‘head coach’. i think it makes sense considering his ranking in the aot canonverse

referring back to my good cop/bad cop comparison from before erwin is the ‘good’ cop. and good is laying it on kinda thick. bc erwin can still be strict, he’s just slightly more lenient then levi is

if the boys had to choose, eight times outta ten, they’d pick coach smith

in terms of his role on the team, most of the time he’s the one in charge of days where the boys condition their bodies, so like endurance training, increasing their stamina, flexibility exercises etc. truthfully speaking though, him and levi’s roles are interchangeable ; they’re perfectly capable of doing each other’s jobs

but i can see erwin yelling out counts and commands during practice a little too well. sometimes he’d even do conditioning exercises with them bc “what’s the harm in that ?”

side note: he’s tall and muscular and strong it’s crazy fr

also, coach erwin is a milf chaser . kiindaaaa unrelated but it’s definitely true. esp a milf who happens to be a black woman. just imagine he’s goin to a high school game to scout out and new players who show great potential, and then he notices this gorgeous, dark skinned woman a few seats away and he just has to go talk to her . turns out her son is on the field he’s been the one that he’s been eyeing the whole time . he puts his silver tongue to use and flatters her almost immediately. by the end of the night erwin just might have scored a new member of his team and a new stepson

;)) that needed to be said

but besides that, he finds that a lot of single moms often offer him a lingering glance wherever he may go. i mean who can blame them ?

i feel like back when he was younger and he used to play he was a lot like reiner. which kinda explains why reiner admires erwin so much , bc he sees the resemblance too. erwin was the “golden boy” in his days.

in high school, he played quarterback and in college he was positioned as center . bc again, him leading offense and yelling out commands to the quarterback is very on brand for him

levi and erwin first met at a college kickback (yes levi occasionally went to those bc he was on the football team, but he hated every minute of it) . they met at a bar , talked about stuff, discovered they both played ball and their friendship went from there. things got interesting when they say each other on opposite sides on the field the following saturday, their schools playing against each other . they continued to hang out and meet for drinks after that .

erwin is in love with the game it would take something really serious to force him to stop playing . that serious thing, was when he tore his ACL. the way he and the opposing team member charged at each other, you’d think they were in a brawl to the death. one wrong movement and a tackle to the ground and that was it. although his knee was burning with excruciating pain, erwin gritted his teeth and stood up on his own , stumbling to the bench with the help of other coaches and teammates. he didn’t think it was that serious so he didn’t get it checked out right away

it was this mistake that cost him . now he has a long lasting knee pain which prevented him from seriously playing. he can still do physical activity, it just took him a while to get back to it

naturally, he got inducted into the hall of fame early on in his nfl career— well, at least earlier than levi did

and like levi, he cared deeply for his players and their futures, on and off the field <3 he’s such a sweetie

あ taglist ━━ @yamaguchism @aaphroditeeeee @heartsfrommars @poohbea

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giggly-squiggily · 5 months

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AKENFKELFKR I WAS GONNA ASK IF YOU HAD ANY LEVI HCS AND BOOM YOU BLESSED MY DAY ahhhhhh this really makes me realise how little there is levi tk content. In one of my favorites (i cant find the fic anymore😔) levi sees cadets rougly playing and tickling each other outside and erwin realises levi seems to study whats going on and when he finds out levi actually doesnt know what’s happening, he is in for a lesson. And now you fed my brain even more ideas and I LOVE that. The only four people who would get away with tickling levi (for different periods of time, erwin probably the longest because shhh yess husbands) hange and isabel and furlan😭😭 and don’t get either of us started on how levi handles affection in general because he really and I mean really had to get used to it with erwin.

AHHH YAY!!! I'm so glad I could bring you some fluffy HCs for the tiny old man! (Not gonna lie- I'm gonna need them the more I watch the final season *cries*) I think I know what fic you're talking about??? It might be on A03- if I find it I'll reblog with the link but AHH THAT ONE WAS SO CUTE???

Oh god now you've got me thinking about @/ticklishfanart's incredible Levi art and HCs where he's got tickly back-ribs and UGH. Erwin pokes him there whenever Levi's got the sour face (you know the one) and Hange's just reckless brave. Maybe one time they ordered Eren to poke him just to see what happens but he backed out the second Levi looked at him akjlrajkrajkjkaejr

Listen-LISTEN. Levi is so touched starved, god help him? He won't let you hug him for long because he knows he's gonna tear up and he just can't deal with that right now (He might let Erwin hold him after a long, long day though), and if you kiss this man on the cheek he's just;

Levi.exe has stopped working. Someone spill something, that'll snap him out of it lakjlrkjarkjaejkrajke

Thank you for sharing, friend! :D

#squiggily speaks #ask #anon #AOT #headcanons #levi ackerman #eruri #erwin smith #hange zoe #whoops I'm falling for lee!Levi lols #I don't know if AOT's gonna be a series I'd write for #But I do like headcannoning for it soooo~

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kurukosmochas · 2 years

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⋆Fan fiction rec

⋆Demon Slayer/Kny

Kyojuro x reader } named iii #18+

Various Demon Slayer characters x reader #beyond 18+

Kyojuro x reader } named Implications/ours #angst/comfort

Kyojuro x reader } named I want to see you, want to watch you come #18++++

Kyojuro x reader } named Teacher Rengoku x tutor Y/n #first part is fluff second part is 18+

Kyojuro x reader } named Argument #hinted smut

Tengen x reader } named Little Runaway #18++(There’s a male ver too!)

Tengen x reader } named Taking Turns #18+

Tengen x reader } named Heathen Chemistry #18++

Tengen x reader + the 3 wives } named Pregnant reader x yan! Tengen + wives #fluffy, reader has a bit of Stockholm syndrome

Tengen x reader } named Tengen Uzui x fem!reader #reader is pregnant from previous toxic relationship

[All the fic rec for Kny at the moment]

⋆Haikyuu!!

Various Haikyuu characters x reader } called It’s getting hot in here #hinted smut, but nothing to bad

Various Haikyuu characters x reader } called Calling them pretty #fluff and humor stuff <3

Kuroo x reader } called Homecoming #18+++

Suna x reader } called best friend!Suna x gn!reader #fluff n stuff

Suna x reader } called Cock-warming #18+

Various Haikyuu boys x reader } them overstimulating you #18++

[All the fic rec for HQ at the moment]

⋆My Hero Academia

Monoma x reader } called Yandere Monoma x reader #18+

Bakugo x Kirishima x reader } called Faking it #18+

Various anime characters&Mha characters x reader } Soulmates hc #fluff

Bakugo x reader } how to love drabble #fluffyyy 🤍

Todaroki x reader } called Hidden #fluff

Bakugo x reader } called Princess #slight angst between parent and child?

[All the fic rec for Mha at the moment]

⋆Attack On Titan

Levi x reader } called Six Things #18+

Levi x reader } called Starting a family #fluff🧸

Eren x reader } called Leave your boyfriend #18++

Various Aot boys x reader } 18+++

[All fic rec for Aot at the moment]

A/N} Sooo I will most likely add one, or a few recommendations a day, and prob add other anime’s to the fic rec list <3 ˚ ༘♡ ·˚ˑ༄

#Rengoku x reader #tengen x reader #Rengoku x reader smut #tengen smut #suna x reader #kuroo x reader #todoroki x reader #monoma x reader #bakugo x reader #levi x reader #eren x reader #y/n #anime #Anime smut #anime fluff

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strbymacaroon · 10 months

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do you think you could write little hc's about Confession Jean and Nun!reader sneaking around the church to do little cute things? like really fluffy new relationship things? your writing is breath taking girl 🥺💞

Awh!! Thank you so much nonny!!❤️

I’ve honest never done headcannons before, but I’ll give it a go for you bae!!

Here’s the original post these headcannons are based off of! Here!!

You don’t have to read to understand!!

Priest! Jean x Nun! Reader!

Warnings: lots of kissing! Oral sex, dirty talk, sneaking around, secret relationships, getting caught, etc.

When you woke up uh the morning, you didn’t recognize the room you were in. The sheets impossibly soft, the place warm with joy. And before the thoughts of last night could even flood your head, Jean was already all over you. Pulling you impossibly close to his body while smiling non-stop.

Telling you sweet nothings about how happy he is, and how long he’s been dreaming about waking up to your face. Also, “You’re my little secret.”

You remember smiling like a loser, repeating back to him like a praying chant, “I’m your secret.” Right before he would attack you with kisses.

It felt surreal. Being in the room of the man you’ve denied for so long, with him wanting you too.

Right before you would have run into his closet, because Father Eren needed to talk to Jean about something he deemed— “Couldn’t wait another hour.”

You tried to your best not the burst out laughing when Jean constantly ushered Eren that this was a matter they could discuss another time.

Little did you know, this was a start of a very clingy and exciting relationship.

You always were given cleaning duty, and what you may be cleaning? The garden. A place you honestly couldn’t go a minute without thinking of Jean on his knees and…

Go away dark thoughts!

You loved the garden, truly did, but Jesus it was hard to focus on your duties when Father Jean always decided to have a middle of the day stroll. Especially when he looked so nice in the sun.

“What you doin’ there?”

You know, he knows, what you’re doing. But you answer anyway. “Gardening.” You answer is swift, cutting a weed from the ground as if it were the physical period to your sentence.

Suddenly, he’s standing right behind you, blocking the sun from your body. “Looks good so far.” You can feel his hand on your head, “You look good.”

It wasn’t long before your dirt stained hands were in his hair, touching his chest as he kissed you. His hands pulling your body close to his.

It’s exhilarating.

Jean smiles against your lips, “Hey, you come here often?” He pulls you back, sitting on the fountains ledge and letting you sit on his lap.

You shake your head, “Just on Sundays.” You whisper.

Jean laughs whole heartily, before finally kissing you again. Moving your hips again his, practically whining into your lips.

That’s until you hear the crunching of footsteps. You practically leap off him, unfortunately forgetting you’re right next to a fountain.

Practically falling into the tub of clear water.

Jean eyes widen, his head snapping back to you and the entrance of the center garden. Confused on if he should help you, or run so the two of you don’t get caught.

Unfortunately, his heart was too big to leave you be. So, he quickly tried helping you up. Only to be pulled into the water himself. Practically trapping you in his arms while his body hovered over you.

“What the hell is going on?”

Wait, you know that voice?..

“Sasha?!” You shout, peeking your head up. Shit, you completely forgot she also helped you with gardening.

“Oh, you’re so dead.”

And that’s how Sasha knew you and Jean were secretly—doing each other.

You glancing at the kids, than back at Jean leaning on the frame of your door. His hand touching the top, while he towered over you.

“I don’t know… I don’t want to leave the kids—“

“Please?” Jean asked, grabbing your waist and pulling you close to his body. “Please, please.” His practically begging now, using a tone that makes your belly flutter.

You part your lips, before sighing. “Okay, five minutes.”

Jean is practically dragging you behind him, shoving you in a room and shutting the door behind him. Until he pausing, his eyes meeting with Eren.

Jean just waved, then threw the door shut.

Next thing you know Jean’s making out with your cunt, while telling you soft praises. His tongue working against your clit while his eyes watch your perfect expression.

“So good, you’re doing so good for me, baby.” His whispers.

“You like this shit?” He laughed into your pussy, “Such a slut.” He pulled you closer to his mouth. “Love you like this.”

“You gonna cum?” He cooes, “Do it on my face.” He sighs out, his hand rubbing over his cock straining against his pants. “Please, cum, I need it.”

His hand moves to finger you, pressing on your g-spot and groaning as you squeeze around him.

It isn’t long before the two of you are walking out of the room, his perfect hair once slicked back now messy and unruly.

And you panties?

Stuffed in his pocket.

Jean says he wants something to always remember you by. Since he can’t even spend five minutes without being around or inside of you.

The moment Jean saw you on your knees, was the moment he wanted to end everything for a life with you. Despite how much he loved his job.

Then again, he loved doing this with you. He loved you.

Scary, but so exciting!

Jean slapped his hand over your mouth, pressing you against the wall, and practically dropping his ice-cream.

Your heart is racing, and you can feel Jean’s pulse though his hand, but he’s smiling. Removing his hand and kissing you. You can’t help but relax into him, fluttering your eyes shut.

It’s Sister Mary. She's talking to Father Eren.

You can hear their footsteps getting closer, and closer, and closer, and closer.

But Jean’s in his own little world. With you as it's creator.

Jean finally pulls back, his forehead pressed against yours. He's smiling, staring into you. He doesn't say anything, he's just admiring.

You listen, hearing them walk past the kitchen, and down the hall. Even though she's gone, Jean doesn't move.

You laugh, pressing your finger against the ice-cream and lift it to his lips. Smearing some of the sticky cream over his face.

Jean laughed, taking your finger in his mouth and swirling his tongue around the tip of your finger.

He smiles, practically in another world as he says, “I love you."

#writers on tumblr #anime #fiction #writing #aot fanfiction #aot x y/n #attack on titan fanfiction #attack on titan #rating: mature #jean x y/n #jean kirschstein #jean kirschtein x reader #jean kirschtein fluff #jean kirschtein smut #jean kirschtein scenarios #jean kirschtein fanfiction

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arminsumi · 2 years

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Hiii 💛! Are you taking requests? i really loved your hcs eren x reader, you write very well! i really wanted to read something where he is dating yn long distance, like those theories that eren is german, y'know? And then they will see each other for the first time, it can be fluffy or smut I would love it equally! Thank youu 💛

Literally squealed at this idea, it's so sweet ahhh!!!

Tysm for your request (and kind words)! It means a lot to me.

Hcs | Long-distance dating with Eren

Even through a screen, you can feel yours and Eren's connection perfectly. The two of you dreamed of the day you'd meet in person, and then that day finally came.

MDNI

Cws; Mentions sexting, mentions sending nudes

Your reblogs, notes and comments never go unnoticed tysm!

♫ Brooklyn Baby

Just imagine meeting Eren online, and the two of you unexpectedly falling in love...

How you two met...

Sasha introduced you two, and you had met her by wandering your favorite social media app

The whole friend group joked about how you and Eren were such opposites, that you two would become enemies pretty quick

It was a running joke that you two hated each other, but it was the opposite

Eren was a full-grammar-and-capitalization kind of texter. So it was easy for him to come across as blunt or curt even when he was displaying excitement

He was worried that he might scare you off because of that, but you understood him perfectly and... well that overjoyed him

Just the fact you could feel his true sincerity and care through text meant a lot to him

When you two realized you liked each other...

Eren was too shy to speak in voice chats/group calls (He wouldn't admit it, even if you annoyingly teased him)

So the first time he did speak, it startled you how smooth and deep his voice was

And of course, his accent was the most heart-melting thing you'd ever heard

You flustered him by complimenting his voice, and he timidly thanked you

That's when your friend group roared with teasing giggles

Connie blurted out something like "Oh! So they like each other!"

Now it became a running joke that you two were long lost lovers, separated by a cruel screen

After the call ended, you boldly asked Eren if he liked you

He answered you in such a way that you understood him to be saying "Yes, I like you a lot." but the two of you upkept the running joke of despising each other, just because it mused the two of you

When you actually started dating...

One glittering night, you two were listening to your favorite playlist together in a voice chat

This song came on, and that's when Eren and you started drifting into a conversation about love and feelings

At first, you two just tiptoed around the fact the both of you were in love

Then Eren blurted out his feelings and that he just wants "To be with you..."

The two of you went silent, then he left the call because he got so embarrassed by his accidental confession

You two talked until dawn and... well, by dawn you two were giggling and changing your statuses to Taken

When you first video called...

Ah... soft Eren. Definitely too shy to video call, especially with you

When you put on your cam and waved at him excitedly, his heart thumped a bit

You looked exactly as beautiful as he thought you would

One day you tried to convince him to put on his cam, but he refused and got flustered

After you pouted and gave up, he felt a little bad

So one day he unexpectedly put his cam on just to surprise you

The two of you mostly just stayed silent and giggled

All you could do was admire his slight blush and nervous smile as he sunk lower in his chair to hide it all

"You're blushing!" You exclaimed, "I made Eren Jaeger blush!"

"Shut up..." He said and covered his face

When you two first sexted

Well, one thing leads to another. And the both of you were... well, awfully horny

Eren was timid in his approach, but my God he was so eager to ask you about things you liked

You'd spend late nights sexting, and phew his dirty talk was already making you weak and he wasn't even uttering it in your ear yet

Hehe just thinking about how he'd surprise you with suggestive shirtless pics

Fr he just wants to subtly show off what he's got

I think he'd slowly start daring to show more, like he'd lower his pants more so his V-line peaked out a bit more

Phew I need a break from this it's getting hot in here

You just know he'd die if you sent him a nude

Like... you two joked about you sending nudes for a long time, it was this running joke for him to say "Okay, love you, send nudes."

One day you surprised him with a slight nude, and you should have seen how he nearly spat out his boba in public lmao

Armin asked what got him blushing so much, but Eren quickly locked his phone's screen and dismissively waved at his best friend

You just know he got off to those nudes when he got home

Definitely too shy to admit that to you tho hehe

When you met in person...

You'd been saving up for a plane ticket for ages; Germany's exchange rate with your country was unforgiving

Your friend group kept offering to pitch in, and Armin chirped about how you could bunk by him

Lmao you just know Eren immediately quipped about that, even though Armin was being really innocent and sincere (Or was he? Hehe.)

So, I imagine you and Eren both worked together in a combined effort to organize your visit

The night before, you couldn't even sleep... well, neither could Eren

He was really anxious, too, because he hates planes and he's always worried about them crashing

The flight was fine, though, the only thing that made it difficult was your constant excitement forbidding you from eating the (kinda ew) plane food

(Ah, I wanna go on a plane again... sorry just sidetracked by this thought now hehe)

When you arrived at the airport, you scanned around for Eren and your other friends

You recognized Sasha and Armin's familiar faces, and then noticed Eren's timid, tall frame lingering nearby

Oh my God, you two literally ran up to each other

That hug may have broken both of your bones and knocked the wind out of you, but it was worth it

You could feel every single one of his affections that he'd been desperately trying to transmit through the screen for so long

Ah, you just know you two were too shy to actually kiss at the airport

You loved to see your friends, but you couldn't deny that you were itching to be alone with Eren

When you two got alone...

Eren was too shy to kiss you, but my God did he want to

Really, it wasn't a 'he kissed me' or 'she kissed me' scenario

The both of you got lost in the serene atmosphere that real-life connection brought

His affections drifted in the air, so did yours

I think the both of you just sort of fell into a kiss, really

And my God it was impossible to pry you two off of each other from that point onwards

If a second wasn't filled with kissing, it was because you were sleeping or smth lol

Eren was a total sucker for PDA, even if it embarrassed him, because he wanted to let everyone know that you're the one who caught his heart, and he wasn't going to let go of yours

I feel like if the theory that Eren was German was true, in a modern AU he'd take time to learn English super fluently (especially to impress you... hehe)

I visited Meersburg when I was, like, seven. I'm a half-German myself, but I don't speak a lick of the language sadly.

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erenyeagerssgf · 2 years

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aot as tropes pt 1

♡ characters: levi, hange, erwin

♡ contains: gn!reader, modern au, fluff, angst?, hcs, hange written with she/they pronouns

♡ warning: not proofread, lowercase intended

♡ a/n: something i’ve had in my drafts for a while that i decided to elaborate further only recently. college has been rough as hell, but writing is my only motivation rn. on the bright side tho, i might make some of these one-shots in the future 👀 pt 2 is currently being written & will include: eren, mikasa, armin, and jean

erwin

- my vacation fling

you met on vacation at a tourist spot

i’m sorry but i can just imagine erwin in those khaki shorts and short-sleeve polo shirts with those sandals

anyways

he asked you to take a picture of him since he was by himself & you take the picture for him

he makes conversation as he goes through the photos you took

you were a bit spontaneous - the reason you were on the trip in the first place with barely any luggage

“do you want to check out the rest of these spots together?” you ask erwin as you show him a pamphlet of local favorites

you guys ended up spending the rest of the day together

many pictures were taken & you guys even pretended to be a couple for the couple’s discount at this ice cream parlor

it felt as if you were newlyweds on a honeymoon & you swear you haven’t had this much fun before

it wasn’t until you were on the plane heading home that you realized you never exchanged contact information

staring at the fluffy white clouds that you were now eye-level with, you hope that you may one day run into him again

levi

- a stranger saved my life!

you hadn’t met up with your friend in a while, so naturally, you were excited and a bit less cautious of your surroundings

with your attention elsewhere, you crossed the street without realizing the light had turned red

a stranger tugs your body back into theirs

confused and a bit scared, you look back at the stranger who had pulled you and see a tired, but piercing gaze staring back at you

he immediately chastised you

“watch where you’re going. you could’ve gotten yourself killed.”

heart still racing - you weren’t sure if it was from almost dying or the handsome man that saved you - you thank him and ask for his contact information to repay him

he was hesitant, but after your persistence, he gave in

you contacted him every day in hopes of seeing him again and honestly he was annoyed

days later and no daily text messages, levi grew worried

had you gotten into some kind of accident? he wouldn’t be surprised after your little fiasco when he first met you

levi had not realized that he had grown used to your messages and began to miss them

after much consideration, levi contacted you first

a few hours later, you replied that your phone had broke and you brought it in to be repaired

you were happy that levi missed you and decided to shoot your shot

who knew that levi would agree to go on a date with you?

hange

- i have a crush on my professor?!

you don’t remember the first time your heart sped up in someone else’s presence nor the first time your cheeks grew so hot you thought you were having some kind of heat stroke

all you knew, was that the cause of your growing crush was none other than hange zoe, your chemistry professor

it seems that every time they lingered around you or helped you when you were stuck, butterflies welled up in your stomach

every time that expression of excitement made its way onto her face, you felt your own happiness course its way throughout your body

after learning that professor zoe would be attending the student & professor dinner meet up, you knew you had to go as well

a chance to spend time with your crush outside of class?? of course you wouldn’t miss this chance

after having a few too many drinks, you mustered up the courage to finally make your crush known. you didn’t think too hard about the regret you may feel the morning after, you only thought about how great of an opportunity this was

“professor zoe, may we step outside for a second?”

you poured your heart out to them and they had to admit, for how drunk you were, your confession was pretty articulate

to your dismay however, hange rejected you nicely. a relationship between professor and student was far too scandalous

morally, it wasn’t correct and hange could lose her job. she couldn’t return your feelings.

of course this would happen! what did you expect?

#💐.cutie #.hcs #fluff #small angst #aot headcanons #attack on titan headcanons #aot x reader #levi headcanons #levi x reader #aot x y/n #levi fluff #hange x reader #hanji x reader #erwin x reader #is this considered angst???

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fireandblood-xxii · 2 years

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The AOT Crew Goes to Disney World! 🫶🏼

All the shenanigans that would go on if the worlds saddest crew went to the happiest place on Earth

includes: Eren, Mikasa, Armin, Levi, Erwin, Sasha, Connie, Jean, Zeke, and Reiner. Totally SFW. Fluffy hcs ahead 💞

Eren

Fights thru crowds to be the first in line at all his rides, and eventually forces the crew to all get fast passes bc he’s sick and tired of waiting

Goes to the spinning tea cups and spins his way too fast that he physically cannot stand and nearly vomits all over himself

Mikasa has to carry him over her shoulder after that for a little while

And he still literally has no self control after this, he’ll go on a rollercoaster regardless if he’s just eaten and stuffed himself to the brim. He’ll just takes the L and vomit it all up afterwards

Instead of getting Mickey ears like everyone else, he gets a Kylo Ren cape and helmet

Has Mikasa on his shoulders during the parade so that she can get a better view of all the floats and characters :’)

Mikasa

Gets a Disney Princess makeover!! She gets the full Snow White transformation and Eren just skdjsjsjjs he’s beside himself

She convinces Eren to do the novelty drawings where they make their heads and features all huge and exaggerated; she treasures it forever ;u;

Keeps an eye at Eren at all times and gets jealous when all the Disney princesses get flirty with him

She buys Eren a Mickey balloon under the guise of a sweet little gift but really she uses it as a tracker to know where he’s at at all times if she happens to lose sight of him

Armin

A little girl mistook him as Cinderella and thought he was so pretty lmaooo everyone was making fun of him after that, poor bby

Tries to carefully plan out the day ahead, constantly checking the Disney app to check wait times, arranges when and where they should stop for meals, snacks and hydration stations, and even schedules around shows!!

Checks the gift shops to buy him, Eren, and Mikasa Disney friendship bracelets :’)

His favorite ride in the whole park is Soarin’ and wants to ride ALL the water rides

Whenever he spots a commemorative plaque for a statue or location of the park, he has to stop and read bc the history/story behind it fascinates him. He just likes to know things

Levi

Dad #1 of the group

He has to make sure all his children are in line and none of them get lost

The cast members make him stand up against the “you have to be this tall to ride” board each and every time to make sure that he fits the height requirement

He quickly gets sick of the ridicule and just waits on everyone outside of every ride with all their drinks and toys

The group’s solution to this is to buy Levi a pair of Tinkerbell Mickey Ears to “add height”… he is not amused but he wears them anyway

He and Mikasa take a photo with Snow White and the seven now eight dwarves… “But Levi there is only ONE Grumpy… SMILE!!” “Tch… shut the hell up.”

Erwin

Dad #2 of the group

Has to make sure Dad #1 doesn’t lose his ducking mind

He made matching t-shirts for the entire crew!!! They all say “Survey Corp: Disney World 2022” in glittery letters and everyone’s name is on the back of their shirts. Except his says “Dad #2” and Levi “Dad #1” The emblem on the shirt are the Wings of Freedom and they have Mickey ears on themskskskksks

Also wearing the typical dad fit— khaki shorts with the shirt tucked, New Balance trainers, Fanny pack, and you can see streaks of sunscreen across his nose bc p r o t e c t i o n!

At one point, Connie accidentally falls and scrapes his knee and Daddy Erwin SPRINGS into action, grabbing a Mickey Mouse bandaid from his first aid kit

He takes photos and videos of everything and everyone like the proud dad that he is

Gets Walkie Talkies to be in constant communication with Levi:

Erwin on the walkie, to Levi who is literally only 10 ft ahead of him: I got eyes on Splash Mountain, I’m estimating about a 60 minute wait, should return at 1600 hrs. Over.

Levi, on the walkie, glaring back at Erwin: Fine, but we’re getting something to eat after this is over

Erwin: After this is what, Levi? I didn’t quite get that. Over.

Levi: You heard what I said Erwin, quit playing this shitty game

Erwin: You have to say ‘over’ when you’re finished speaking, Levi, otherwise I won’t hear you. Over.

Levi: EVEN AFTER IVE JUST ENDED THE SENTENCE WITH ‘OVER’ , I SAY IT AGAIN?

Erwin: Say what again? Over.

Levi: …I hate you. Over.

Erwin: No you don’t. Over.

Sasha

Would IMMEDIATELY get a Mickey Pretzel

Then you’d see her double fisting the huge churros. She looks like a Churro walrus as she stuffs her face with both at the same time

The guys eventually have to get her a child leash backpack to keep her from running amok on all the food stands

Also gets a Disney Princess Makeover!!! She gets the Belle transformation. So cute ;u; Nic would be all over her, saying he’s her Prince Adam

Her feet start to hurt from all the walking and wearing the wrong shoes, so Nic’s solution it to get her giant plush Minnie slippers. “ITS LIKE IM WALKING ON CLOUDS HHHHH”

HAS to take a photo kissing Nic in front of Cinderella’s castle <3 (group vomit ensues)

Ofc gets special souvenirs for each of her little siblings and her parents!!

Connie

HAS to get the classic Mickey cap and ears with his name embroidered across the forehead

Forced Sasha to take pictures with him and Chip and Dale and it was the cutest shit ever. Double twinning!! :’)

Then he has Jean take a pic with him in front of Cinderella’s castle doing the “I’m flying, Jack!” Titanic pose. Jean is Jack and Connie is Rose with his arms spread like a bird.

Calls his mom at the end of every day to tell her how much fun he’s having, about all the shows and attractions, the characters he’s met, and the food he’s eat. She’s SOO happy to hear from him but always bugs him to make sure he’s wearing sunscreen, staying safe, and looking out for Sasha and Jean

Jean

Acts totally unimpressed by the Disney Magic but eventually it overcomes him, and by the time they settle in to watch Mickey’s Magic parade and firework show he is SOOOOO pumped

Is one of the first to get drunk at Epcot because he “Drinks Around the World” and then tries to climb to the top of the Epcot globe.

Levi puts an end to that real quick and basically water boards Jean to sober him up

He gets a commemorative collector’s pin both to signify his first trip to Disney World and honor his fallen friend, Marco, who he knows would have LOVED the trip himself. He keeps that pin on his person at all times now

Zeke

He was super excited about this vacation because he saw it as an opportunity to bond with his little brother, and do all the things he would’ve loved to do with Eren if they got to grow up together

When they go to animal kingdom, everytime they come across an ape exhibit or a Jungle Book themed area, the guys point and laugh. “LOOK ZEKE IT’S YOU”

“Damn, it smells like shit in this park… what the fuck, Zeke?”

This quickly grows old and he just becomes pouty the entire time

He and Eren get light sabers in Star Wars land and re-enact a fight scene, light saber sound effects and all; Zeke uses the force to choke Eren. “Eren I am…. Your brother”. “NOOOOO”.

Gets himself a Darth Vader robe and helmet to complete his look

Makes ONE (1) joke to Levi about him being Baby Yoda and damn near lost his front teeth

Reiner

Falls in love with the Cinderella actress and as they’re taking a photo, he actually gets down on one knee to propose to her; she thinks it’s a joke, he does not

Takes lots and lots of photos and gets a ton of souvenirs to give to Gabi and Falco since they weren’t able to come :’)

At one point he FaceTimes his kiddos to show them all the cool stuff they’re missing out on 😭 they get sooooo jealous

This trip actually does wonders for him, being around such uplifting Disney magic, he comes back from the trip with a much sunnier and joyous disposition and everyone can tell. It’s like it healed his severely damaged inner child

And at first his PTSD sorta prevents him from riding some of the rides, but by the end of it he’s calling dibs for all the front row seats on the coasters and having the time of his life

other random hc:

They keep all the photos they take from riding the rides; in all of them, you see Connie and Sasha screaming their damn heads off, Zeke looks like he’s about to puke, Armin may have passed out ones or twice, and the rest are just smiling with their hands up

They get a good laugh out of the ones where someone is making a stupid expression

Everyone is soooo exhausted at the end of the trip and knocked out during the car ride home, except for Sasha who is beggingggggg Erwin to stop at McDonalds for a late night snack

But Sasha we have food at home

The food at home: 🥔🥔🥔🍞🍞🍞

It was definitely a vacation everyone needed. So they could let loose and remember what it was like to have real fun. Everyone’s inner child was healed this trip :’)

Will add more as I think of them :’)

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hangesfavles · 8 days

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᠃ ⚘᠂ ⚘᠂ ⚘᠃ Masterlist <3᠃ ⚘᠂ ⚘᠂ ⚘᠃

❀= fluff

🌨= angst

୨୧= smut

!! minors dni with nsfw i write (or reblog) !!

Hange Zoe:

❀ | Kitties and compromises | 4.3k words | Hange really wants a cat, and you don’t. On your way to work one day, you hear a distant meowing in a sewer drain. No warnings btw! This is sfw and just fluffy <3

In progress:

🌨 | Once more to see you | ??k words | this is meant to take place right after Eren dies, when Armin and the other scouts remember the last conversations they had with Eren prior to his passing. When Eren visits you, he shows you a timeline where you and Hange settled down, which takes place in the same timeline as the EreMika cabin scene.

୨୧ | Nerd hange hcs | hange is more of a socially inept lesbian redditor incel nerd rather than a normal dweeb :) this is my first ever attempt at nsfw so i’m sorry if it’s bad or nondescript! idk how else to explain this idea sorry.

#hange x reader #aot #masterlist #drabble #smut #fanfiction #aot fluff #attack on titan #aot angst #aot smut

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hii, i’ve been watching daisy jones & the six and wondered if u would write eren hc’s with him and reader being the lead singers of a band that may secretly (not so secretly) be in love with each other.

Hey anon!! Thanks for your ask! You’re feeding my aot addiction ✌️🫡 #tysm

I haven’t watched daisy jones & the six — but I can do headcanons or a short fluffy and angsty fic with that band idea!!! I’m leaning towards a fic if that’s okay? This sounds SO FUN. I hope you don’t mind that I haven’t watched the show tho!

I’m thinking of doing Eren in a boyband with Jean, Connie, and Reiner (cause idk, Band boy Armin is hard for me to imagine— but Armin will def be present in the story) AND doing a girl band with the reader, Ymir, Sasha, and Mikasa. Hehehehhahhaa this sounds fun, thank you for leaving a request :))!!!

#eren angst #eren jaeger #eren yeager #eren aot #eren x reader #eren fanfiction #eren fic #attack on titan eren #eren x you #eren jeager x reader #eren headcanons

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another horny hc i thought of while staring into space. mikasa's shitty apartment sometimes get black outs right out of nowhere and it's a pain in the ass, her flashlight got broken which she constantly needs bc what if there's a fucking black out again and she needs to pee? her cellphone's flashlight won't be of any help, bc she's got like the oldest iphone ever made. so she ordered online.

alas, her parcel came and it's a little weird bc the box is kind of big? whatever, she never even checked the info, just tore off the entire box to get her new flashlight but wait? what? is this a fleshlight? (don't even ask why she knew what that thing is).

she's dumbly staring at it bc did she order this shit? did she mispelled flashlight for fleshlight? then came a knock on her door and when she opened it, it's eren, her new neighbor who's sinfully handsome, her face literally flames up everytime she sees him. he's kinda running out of breath and is about to open his pretty mouth when his eyes turned to her hands and now he's frozen in place bc she's holding his fleshlight. he turned red like an apple and she wants to kiss him for that.

long story short, neighbors mikasa and eren who became fuck buddies bc of their switched parcels.

- 🍆 anon says hiiiiiiiiiii

THIS IS THE OLDEST ASK IN MY BOX AND FOR THAT I'M SO SORRY 🍆ANON!! I think this is particularly apt bc of the sheer amount of power outages I've went thru this week !!!

"Mama," Mikasa whines into the phone, annoyed at her mother's chastising but Aya Ackerman continues to berate her from the other line.

"Mikasa, you need to find a boy okay, I require grandchildren!"

"Mama," Mikasa grumbles again, tucking the phone into the crevice of her shoulder, frowning as the lights in her apartment flicker again. Power outages are becoming all too common during the fall season with all the rain and storms they've had so far and it seems her apartment is a particularly weak spot on the power grid.

For a moment, as her mother complains in her ear about her lack of boyfriend, the power goes out entirely and her rather small studio apartment is bathed in darkness.

The lights flicker on again just as Mikasa decides it's best to hang up and start up some candles, "I have to go Mama, I'll talk to you later, I'm pretty sure my power is gonna go out." "Okay," her mom says begrudgingly, "But you make sure you introduce yourself to that handsome neighbour of yours! I think he likes you." Mikasa groans as she says hangs up, murmuring her last goodbye and an 'i love you', leave it to her mother to have already scouted out her new neighbour. Mikasa herself has only seen him once, and she's been too starstruck to say a word, barely making a peep in the elevator before sprinting to her door. He was too good-looking for her to make a move, he probably had a girlfriend, it was almost guaranteed, the good-looking ones always did.

She knows very little about him, other than the fact that his name is Eren and he lives in apartment 4A, one down from her, and that he's stunningly attractive.

Mikasa begins the arduous task of lighting all the candles in her apartment while considering her mother's continued complaints. It's not her fault she doesn't have a boyfriend, she tries to put herself out there! It's not her fault men are sleazy!

Carefully, Mikasa lights each candle around her apartment, and in the end, her home is a delightfully scented warm oasis, perfect for if the power goes out, which is almost guaranteed with how the wind is rattling against her large bay windows. As if on cue, the lights flicker again and Mikasa wonders if perhaps her flashlight has arrived yet! She'd ordered one off of amazon, and it was supposed to be good, heavy duty and perfect for when the power went out.

Humming merrily, she puts on her fluffy slippers, heading towards her mail locker.

She runs into her too attractive neighbour on the way, carrying his own large package, looking all too chipper, he even gives her a wave, "Hi Mikasa." She blushes madly, struggling to compose herself, he actually spoke to her! "Hi Eren," she replies shyly, and he winks at her in return before heading back to his apartment. The whole interaction leaves her breathless, and maybe her mom is right, she really does need a boyfriend.

Shaking it off, Mikasa heads to her mail box, unlocking the little door and reaching in, hoping amazon had sent her flashlight just in time for the next storm.

And it seems she's in luck, because in her mail box there is a very large package that she can only assume is a flashlight, and she's excited to unbox it, figure out how it works before the power goes out. Mikasa has always been a little type A, and she much prefers being overprepared than underprepared. However, no amount of preparation can ready Mikasa for what she finds in the box.

For a long time, she simply sits at her kitchen table, staring at the object, her brain working over time to figure out if she's done something, screwed something up when ordering, missed a singular letter, because there's no other reason this would be in her mailbox. Except there it is, underneath all the packaging, instead of a flashlight she'd found a pinky beige coloured contraption with the smallest of holes, just big enough to fit--

She stops her train of thought, no, no, no, there's no way she'd accidentally bought a fleshlight instead of a flashlight. But still, the soft pink contraption stares back at her, and there is no denying what it is.

Mikasa glares at it for a moment, before discretely looking down at her own lap, is this the kind of thing guys are into these days? Screw real women when there are toys?

Mikasa pokes it curiously, feeling the strange silicone texture around her finger. She makes a face, her pussy is definitely better than whatever the fuck this thing is, it's cold and impersonal and quite frankly it gives her the heebie jeebies.

She cannot believe she actually bought this.

Mikasa is snapped out of her staring contest with the fleshlight by a very frantic sounding knock on her door, three quick raps. She answers it, concern pulling at her features, who could it be so late and with the storm raging outside, is something wrong?

She opens the door to find a very desperate and concerned looking Eren, who looks unbelievably stressed under the circumstances and he's holding his package from earlier. "Eren," she greets in confusion, holding open the door, suddenly a little self-conscious about her little duck pyjamas and how short they are and the fact that she is very obviously not wearing a bra. But Eren isn't sidetracked, not in the least, clutching his box nervously, "Umm, Mikasa would we have happened to switch packages earlier do you think?" "What?" She asks, how would that have happened? Why would she have his--

And then it all clicks together, even moreso as Eren's gaze locks on her kitchen table where the squishy little pink contraption sits waiting.

He looks like he's swallowed a lemon as he points numbly behind her and Mikasa wants to die on the spot, this is the most awkward encounter ever, and why does it have to be with the hottest boy in her building.

Even now, pale and more embarassed than she's sure he's ever been in his life he still looks so good, long hair tucked back into a whispy bun, a few stray hairs framing his face, those beautiful green eyes of his, and that body, god he looks fucking good in pyjamas. The plaid of his pyjama pants hugs his lefs well and his shirt is just tight enough to give her a glimpse at the toned physique he hides underneath. If there was anyone she'd be interested in dating, it would be this boy, her mom is 100% right, he's hot.

And yet somehow, he is apparently single enough to require the use of a fleshlight.

"Do you have my flashlight?" Mikasa whispers and Eren nods numbly, handing her the package, "Yeah umm, sorry they must have mixed up our orders." And suddenly it makes sense why he was in such a chipper mood earlier, he was going to grab his literal fucktoy, was going to jerk himself into the very pink contraption she'd just been playing with. Suddenly, Mikasa is very lightheaded, because he's probably still going to do that, as soon as she gives it to him.

He's going to go home and fuck his pocket pussy right next door to her, it gives her chills. "Umm, could I possibly have my package back?" He asks nervously, avoiding her gaze, and Mikasa nods, turning to grab it for him. It's so ridiculous as she grabs the little pink thing, she's fucking jealous, jealous of this stupid inanimate toy, it's going to get more action than her tonight.

"Thanks," Eren gulps as she heads back towards the door, but Mikasa can't let it end like this, not their short awkward conversation, not while this stupid toy gets the action she should be getting tonight, not when she's better.

She hands it to him slowly, her hand lingering on his as she transfers the toy to his grasp. She can't resist throwing out there, a parting shot, "You know Eren, if you ever get tired of your toys, the real thing is always available, and you know," she says with a wink, "I think mine is better." Then, she shuts the door in his face before she can embarrass herself anymore, feeling her cheeks heat up at her own boldness, but it's all worth it to see the absolutely shocked look on his face in the peephole, how he hesitates to leave after. And it's even more worth it when an hour later after the power has gone out he very shyly shows up at her door, asking if maybe they can share her flashlight, and that maybe if she's up to it, she can prove how much better she is than his fleshlight.

LMFAO WHAT IS THIS WHO KNOWS!

#lys's drabbles #stupidity

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