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yell0ws0ul · 1 day
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My girl Dís Durin deserved to be in at least ONE scene in the hobbit (at least in the flashbacks😭🙏)
LIKE CMON... SHE'S PRINCESS DÍS, DAUGHTER OF THRÁIN ||, SISTER OF THORIN AND FRERIN AND MOTHER TO FILI AND KILI
GIVE MY GIRL SOME CREDIT HERE LIKE- that's just so disrespectful😡
WE'VE BEEN ROBBED
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verk0my · 4 months
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I promise...
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lllemonsoda · 8 days
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I once was young and unafraid.
The sons of Durin 1.
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chardysstuff · 4 months
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He never kept his promise…
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Inspired by that post about Thranduil being all defensive/protective over Gimli in Valinor:
We all know the head canon of Thorin being all "no nephew of mine even associates with an elf" BUT
Just imagine, in a world where all three Durins survived, and Tauriel saved Kili (again), and some other elf healed his and Fìli's wounds last minute.
Thorin saw both his nephews almost die before him, has LIVED through how the gold sickness twists the mind and perception of things, and after coming to terms with Bilbo's theft of the Arkenstone, he for a while questions EVERYTHING.
And yes, he totally has a dramatic phase of self pity, holing up in his rooms, drinking Elvish wine (cus thats all there is atm) and smoking Gandalf's pipeweed, and mourning how "everything i knew is a LIE" and "if elves can make such amazing wine there HAS to be some good in them" and "I almost got my boys killed I am such a failure boooohoooo", and after Bilbo kicks his ass out if depression (and a STRONG worded letter from his sister) he is like "okay FUCK y'all I have TRAUMA TM and will do WHATEVER I WANT!!"
So when Kili all shyly comes forward one day asking if Tauriel can please stay with them in the mountain because she's banished from the Woodland Realm he's all "OF COURSE she can stay, you do you my precious boy, if Thranduil is stupid enough to let such a great warrior go we'll stick it to him"
and BAM, Tauriel joins Dwalin in leading Erebor's guard, and Dwalin is torn between "excuse ME u want me to share my job with a pointy eared maiden?" And "holy hell that lass has fire can't show how impressed I am".
And Tauriel Takes No Shit even from her own boyfriend, so Kìli is forced to take his new responsibilities seriously because "I did NOT lose my home to live with a CHILD, Kili", and Fili gets dragged into the whole thing without really understanding what happened, but hey, his lil brother is happy so who cares really.
And whenever someone at council (like Dain) complains about an Elf in the mountain, Thorin goes absolutely FERAL like "are you saying I don't know what's best for this mountain I just won from A DRAGON?! are you suggesting that my perfect baby nephew has bad taste? Huh? Exactly, didn't think so!!!!" And is a protective Papa bear "listen Tauriel if someone gives you shit you SHOOT them. No, not killing them, but, you know, just maim them a little to make a point. Trust me I'm the king."
And once Kili and Tauriel have their first child Thorin constantly kidnaps the kid and has them in the forge before they can even talk because "need to keep up that good old dwarven influence".
Anyway I'll go cry myself to sleep now.
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sawboyx3 · 21 days
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Dís and Thorin actually should look really similar and so when Dís comes to Erebor, Bilbo sees her in the halls and says "hello darling🥰" bc he doesn't realize at first glance that it's her ☠️☠️☠️
And she's super fucking confused but just assumes it's a hobbit thing, and then like. 5 minutes later when Bilbo is doing whtvr he's doing, he just. Thinks. And then. Realizes.
And freaks the fuck out and tries to find her cuz "oh my god yeah, Thorin said his sister was coming soon how could I be so stupid oh my god I must look insane I hope I didn't offend her-"
And Dís and Thorin are just talking and catching up and Bilbo walks in super embarrassed and Dís greets him with a "Hello darling🥰" bc she assumes it's hobbit customs to say that.
Now Thorin is confused and Bilbo freaking tf out bc he thinks he's being made fun of and Dís is just sorta. Chilling and having a great time
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dis: did you buy eggs like i asked?
kili: even better!
thorin: what the fuck did you-
fili: *holding up a chicken* her name is fluffy.
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stilltrails · 4 months
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I always like the headcanons that Kili and Fili's father was either of low-class or they are illegitimate, which caused some sort of scandal because I believe that Thorin would be Dis's biggest champion in this scenario.
Not just because he loves his sister dearly, but because at the time, romantic prospects and political alliances weren't looking that great for him either. He was coming to terms with the fact that he's not attracted to dwarves, which to him is an entire identity crisis. He's non-traditional himself, keeps his beard short, and has started realizing he like's clean shaven people.
And asking a dwarf to shave their beard under any circumstances is not acceptable.
But Dis has children? Legitimate, royal, or not, they're HIS heirs now. Like he's sorry for the scandal his nephew's caused, but it's also the answer to his prayers. He needs them to ascend the throne and be in his line, because he cannot turn down another suitor without his father suspecting something is off with him.
Plus he makes their other parent nobility, so problem solved.
No need to marry and produce heirs when Dis did it for him.
Thrain is just frustrated with all of his children, but is glad they've come up with a solution.
And of course years later, when Dis sees Bilbo decked out in consort garbs, she understands part of Thorin's reason for having Kili and Fili as his heirs, because Thrain would never approve of Thorin's relationship with Bilbo.
(Frerin is also GLAD because people were looking to him to produce an heir too, and he unfortunately loves rocks more than he does dwarves)
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wrennieandthejets · 4 months
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You guys really gotta hear me out when I say that a Durin’s line Schitt’s creek au would be the funniest shit ever. Thorin runs a successful business passed down from his grandfather and provides for his sister and her kids, but he loses everything because SOMEONE didn’t pay taxes. Luckily, they are allowed to keep one asset aka some small town that Thrain bought as a joke. Thorin, Dìs, Kìli, and Fìli, end up having to move into a crappy motel there while they try to get back on their feet. Meanwhile, struggling author and motel worker Bilbo Baggins is just trying to finish his book when he is interrupted by a very pretentious lot who are having trouble adjusting. As time goes on and he and Thorin get closer, Thorin realizes that maybe he isn’t as desperate to get out as he thought…
Plus Kìli spending way to much time at some mediocre diner because some gorgeous waitress (Tauriel) caught his eye <3
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harrypoppinss · 1 year
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Prompt list
Masterlist here
💘𝙵𝚕𝚞𝚏𝚏 𝙿𝚛𝚘𝚖𝚙𝚝𝚜:
‘I’m glad you decided to meet up with me.’
‘I love hearing your voice.’
‘You’re my favorite person.’
‘You. Me. Friday night.’
‘I’ll trade you a kiss for a hug.’
‘You look so nice in my clothes.’
‘Is there anything I can do for you?’
‘My favorite part of the day is seeing your face.’
‘Was there something you wanted to tell me?’
‘Do you feel any better?’
‘It’s my turn to cook tonight.’
‘What are we forgetting?’
‘I’ve got something to tell you. It’s a secret, so you can’t tell anyone else..’
‘You’re the only person for me.’
‘You smell nice.’
‘Since we met, I haven’t been able to stop thinking about you.’
‘Can I kiss you? If not, can I hold your hand?’
Person A: ‘Don’t fall asleep!’ Person B: falls asleep.
‘How did you get up here?’
‘Can I come with you?’
‘I promise I won’t tell anyone.’
‘I wish I could spend more time with you.’
‘As if I could forget your birthday..’
‘Before you go, can you stay a little longer?’
‘I love the warmth of your hugs.’
‘I was looking forward to seeing you all week.’
‘My friends say I talk about you all the time.’
‘I have something really important to ask you..’
‘I can’t believe she said yes!’
‘I never knew you felt this way.’
‘Your eyes are so blue.’
‘How come I haven’t seen you around here before?’
🔥𝚂𝚖𝚞𝚝 𝙿𝚛𝚘𝚖𝚙𝚝𝚜:
I missed you so much.”
“Like what you see?”
“I’ve been thinking about you all day.”
“You’re so perfect. And I’m so fucking lucky.”
“Try to stay quiet, understand?”
“We’re in public, you know.”
“I didn’t know you were so sensitive.”
“Don’t be so rough. There can’t be any marks.”
“Don’t smile at me like that. You know it drives me crazy.”
“I like it when you say my name like that.”
“I really don’t care. You still look hot and I’m trying not to kiss you senseless right now.”
“Are you sure? Once we start, I might not be able to stop.”
“No, I’m supposed to be making you feel good.”
“I thought maybe we can do a little more than just kissing.”
“Make me.”
“Stop teasing me so much…”
“You’re in trouble now.”
“Take off your clothes.”
“I’m waiting.”
“You’re so beautiful.”
“As you wish.”
“First one to make a noise loses.”
“You have no idea what you do to me.”
“I’ve wanted this for so long.”
“Already? Do I really have that much of an effect on you?”
“Mine.”
“The night’s still young.”
“We can’t do that here!”
“Behave.”
“What did you just say?”
“Come here.”
💧𝙰𝚗𝚐𝚜𝚝 𝙿𝚛𝚘𝚖𝚙𝚝𝚜:
“And that makes it okay?”
“Are you afraid to die?”
“What would you do if I didn’t come back?”
“Do you know what it’s like?”
“Hasn’t this addiction done enough damage already?”
“Why are your eyes so red?”
“How do you think this ends?”
“Why would I ever want to be with you?”
“Is that what you think of me?”
“Do you know what a gunshot wound feels like?”
“How am I supposed to go on?”
“Can’t you see how fucked up this is?”
“If I told you I hate you, what would you do?”
“Should you be drinking that much?”
“What if we just crash this car and make it all stop?”
“Do the drugs still get you high?”
“Am I the reason you cry every night?”
“When did you stop loving me?”
“Don’t you think you’ve done enough?”
“How did things go so wrong?”
“When did things fall apart?”
“Which part of me wasn’t enough?”
“How do I make you love me again?”
“How much does it hurt knowing you lost me?”
“We’re you trying to destroy us?”
“How do you want to die?”
“Is the weight of it all finally too heavy?”
“Are you okay with having blood on your hands?”
“How do you sleep at night?”
“Can you still sleep at night?”
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ambusterpm · 6 days
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Once again, please excuse the mess of these, I never intended to post them, but here we are,,, Dís
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morningnoodles · 1 month
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pot and kettle etc (original post here)
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verk0my · 1 year
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thorin is great but have you heard about his sister
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novanillacake · 16 days
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Dís serving cunt, as she should🔥
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tolkien-povs · 1 month
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POV:
When you started off saying, "Tea is at four!" so you don't socialise, but you end it in, "Tea is at four." so you can socialise with whoever is left.
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hermoonself · 3 months
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mahal is probably thinking why he made this specific one like this
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thorin: and all this time we prayed for patience from you because of this one and his brother
dis: and you never answered
frerin: who will answer your prayers? eru?
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